Chapter 427 The Terrible Prescription (Due to 1 Chapter)

"It's better to take things like implant surgery slowly..."

Yasuo picked up a handkerchief and wiped his forehead: "Let's take conservative treatment first and take medicine."

"That's it..." A look of disappointment appeared on Uchiha Madara's face, "Well, at least it's much better than the excision plan of those quack doctors at Konoha Hospital."

"In that case..."

Yasuo spread his hand, and Uchiha Madara put a wad of banknotes in understanding, which were all foreign exchange from the Kingdom of Thunder.

Following a burst of heartbreaking pain, cold sweat broke out on Madara Uchiha's forehead, and he quickly said: "Then, please ask the miracle doctor, please give me a prescription quickly, I have pain again."

"Easy to say!"

After counting the foreign currencies, he used the calculator to calculate again. Yasuo looked satisfied.

Then, he began to write a sacred book in the medical record.

Uchiha Madara stretched his neck to read, but he didn't understand the colorful words at all.

"Miracle doctor, are you prescribing medicine to reduce fire?"

Because Yasuo said before that he had too much false fire, Uchiha Madara guessed that he should reduce his fire. Maybe a coke set would be a good choice.

"No!"

Yasuo also stopped writing, shaking his head and saying: "Bringing down the fire is a quack approach. The way of heaven damages the excess but makes up for the deficiency. As long as you add more fire, you can use the way of heaven to damage it. Naturally, the empty fire will come down and make up for the deficiency. ."

Uchiha Madara was stunned. He couldn't understand the medical theory Yasuo said at all.

But it sounds really reasonable, especially the sentence "The way of heaven damages more than it can make up for the deficiency", no matter how it sounds, it sounds very convincing!

"He is indeed a miracle doctor!" Uchiha Madara became more convinced of Yasuo.

"Shuashuashua——",

Yasuo filled out the prescription and handed it to Kado, who was wearing a nurse's uniform, and said, "Go to the third store on the east side of Sweetwater Lane to get the medicine."

"Yes, Dr. Sawyer." Cardo bowed and retreated.

"Tianshui Lane is also an old alley. I didn't expect that a big drug store has opened now. Things in the world always change so quickly."

Uchiha Madara showed a nostalgic look, remembering every detail of fifty years ago.

Sweet Water Alley was established in the early days of Konoha. It was originally a small alley selling sweet water for meals.

At that time, Hashirama always used his wooden clone to stay in the Hokage Building, and his real body slipped out to eat sweet water with him.

What a distant memory!

Uchiha Madara shook his head and stopped thinking about those old memories. Sweetwater Alley was already selling medicinal materials anyway, and maybe they were all contracted by the Nara family, so there was nothing to reminisce about.

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at the same time.

Cardo held the prescription and walked through two corner alleys on his two bowed legs and found his destination - Sweet Water Lane.

"Brother, do you want some sweet water? The most coquettish kind?"

"A century-old store, sweeter than first love, no money required if not sweet!"

"Brother, our roasted pig restaurant is a chain store of Heishui Restaurant. It uses exquisite materials and authentic taste. Would you like to try some pig's feet!"

Kaduo frowned as he listened to the sales calls of various shop assistants in the alley.

This Tianshui Lane is obviously a food street. Is there a pharmacy in a place like this?

With doubts, Kaduo came to the door of the third shop in Dongtou.

"Internet celebrity shop - Devil's Chili Pepper Workshop."

The large red characters on the signboard are very eye-catching, and a bright red chili pepper and skull are painted on the side, giving people an intimidating feeling.

"Is this a pharmacy?"

Cardo stopped, his face full of suspicion.

He took out his mobile phone, opened the Konoha forum, and started searching for the name of this store.

Kaduo knew about the internet celebrity store, it was the kind of store that was very famous in the forum, so he planned to read the reviews first.

Sure enough, the moment I pressed search, a high-quality post popped up.

"Authentic Sunagakure devil pepper, super spicy and abnormally spicy, a specialty of Sunagakure, absolutely delicious!"

"We promise that if you chew 3 dry chews, you will get a free order, and if you chew 6, you will get a bonus of 2,500 taels!"

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Looking at the merchant's introduction, Kaduo had a bad feeling, and he quickly went to read the buyer's comments.

The first comment had hundreds of likes and was dated about half a year ago.

"I am the thinnest at home. User comment: Today I saw such a store on the Internet that does not know what it can do. I think it is time to teach these merchants who pursue positioning and eyeballs a lesson.

As a member of the Akimichi family, I am not bragging. I can get money by eating 6 chili peppers, and I can eat until this store goes bankrupt! "

"I am the thinnest user in my family after 11 days. I really don’t want to say anything more. After eating a dozen chili peppers, I went to the hospital for gastric lavage. I went to the toilet once on the way. You can’t imagine what happened next. I seem to have Tens of thousands of ants are crawling, and in order to prevent me from grabbing my hand, my brother only has Mom in mind!!! I will remember this point and wait for the summons from the Konoha Court!"

The picture card is very familiar, it is the emergency room of Konoha Hospital.

I saw a dying fat man lying on a blue bed in the emergency room, and a nurse was pressing his chest.

There was a fat man of the same size next to him, happily taking photos with his cell phone.

Later, there was a reply from the store: "Dear customer friends, congratulations on breaking the record of Sunagakure Village. Chiyo-sama, the spicy food queen of Sunagakure Village, can only eat ten at a time. The relevant bonuses will be given in time."

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The comments that follow are generally similar.

Some people doubted their lives after eating chili peppers, some fainted on the spot after eating chili peppers, some forgot to wash their hands before going to the toilet after cutting the chili peppers and regretted it for the rest of their lives, and some bought them home and tricked their parents into taking them, and successfully got into a wheelchair...

There was even a guy whose comment that day was:

"Anonymous user commented: Haha, I finally graduated and became a real ninja!

I anonymously bought one as a gift for the nosy dean of teachers, Shimura Yuichi. A great revenge must be avenged! "

"An anonymous user made a follow-up comment three days later: The teaching director went to the emergency room and may not survive... It is said that the police force has opened a case... The doctor said it is very serious and he may die... I am so scared..."

“Uzhi Glass user’s follow-up comment 7 days later: It’s out of danger, great, but it seems like it’s still under investigation.”

"Uchiha Li user commented after 55 days: The French Open is in full swing, with no omissions missed. I paid 160,000 taels in compensation, and finally don't have to go to jail... Fortunately, Brother Fugaku lent me money... I really won't dare to do it next time..."

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Kaduo read the comments with a confused look on his face. All in all, they were all bad reviews. However, even though the screen was full of bad reviews, the popularity of this store was getting higher and higher.

Subconsciously, Kaduo refreshed the page again, and a latest comment appeared.

"Huge Root User Comment: My nephew Yuichi Shimura had some problems with the food in this store. I think this is due to his lack of personal practice.

In order to set things straight, I will post a live broadcast of eating chili peppers here. I will eat 1% of the amount of chili peppers in each meal. All veterans are welcome to click and pay attention! "

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