Chapter 458 It’s Not Easy to Think About the Rest of Your Life (2 in 1, 10 More Updates Owed)
"You are still too young and you still have a lot to learn!"
Although Kato Shizune repeatedly stated that she could stay and help, Tsunade still kicked her out of the house.
Their eyes met, and Tsunade saw no trace of guilt or concealment in Yasuo's clear eyes.
He just looked at himself so quietly, as if he had a clear conscience.
Did I really blame him wrongly?
Maybe he was just coerced into watching some unhealthy dancing by that guy Jiraiya?
Tsunade's expression softened slightly.
Yasuo certainly has a clear conscience.
I just watched some performances. I haven't seen anything in my previous life, or what young person hasn't seen it?
No matter male or female.
So he has a clear conscience.
…
Time flew by, and in the blink of an eye, something Yasuo didn't want to face, but had to face, was quietly approaching.
The wedding of Konoha's Fierce Tiger and Sunagakure's Flower will soon be held as scheduled.
This is no small thing in the ninja world.
Although intermarriage among nobles such as daimyo occurred with high frequency, marriages between various ninja villages were very cautious and rare, let alone such high-status unions.
Although during the Naruto period, both Shikamaru and Choji married foreign wives, in this era, such cross-border marriages are extremely rare.
Of course, with the exception of Uzushiogakure, that was the village that gave everything for Konoha.
Fortunately, in this world, Konoha has not let down the Uzumaki clan, this selfless clan that has sent the best women to Konoha generation after generation.
In the ninja era, intermarriage with other villages had to face a huge risk, that is, the confidentiality of ninjutsu.
Every village has secret techniques that have been passed down from generation to generation, and there are no rules in the ninja world that say it should be passed down from male to female. Both men and women can learn family secrets as long as their status is sufficient.
Therefore, once a woman marries outside, it basically means that the village's secret skills are exposed to huge risks, let alone those families with limited blood inheritance.
In fact, in the original time and space, from Hashirama to Minato, Chouji, and Shikamaru, all girls from other villages married to Konoha. Girls in Konoha would not marry outside.
Including Tsunade, there are so many people of Uzumaki bloodline in Konoha, but no one in the country of Uzumaki can open the Byakugan and Sharingan.
After all, there is nothing fair in this world.
So this time, when Elder Shimura married Advisor Chiyo of Sunagakure Village, everyone in Konoha applauded and did not encounter any resistance.
Even Koharu and Mito Monobu, who had transferred to another dormitory, posted a hypocritical message on their blogs to congratulate their old classmates on their happy marriage, and received a like in return.
But the same thing becomes completely unacceptable when it happens to the Sunagakure rebellion organization dormant in the Kingdom of Akatsuki.
A user named "Doujiuji" posted everywhere on the Konoha forum, criticizing and even cursing the marriage.
However, she obviously underestimated the popularity of "Uncle Gen" on the Internet.
That’s a “big V” with 5,000 fans!
After only half a day, these erroneous remarks were drowned in the vast ocean of people.
As soon as the ID "Doujiuji" appeared, Danzo called and found Yasuo.
Not to mention that he was very angry when he saw anything related to soy milk, but because the owner of this ID had defrauded Hiruzen Sarutobi of his personal money, this could not be allowed to go unchecked.
Yasuo also attached great importance to this and immediately set up a task force to investigate the matter.
But unfortunately, Yasuo finally discovered that the IP address of this Internet scam was actually in the Kingdom of Dawn.
Transnational law enforcement is a glorious thing, but it is a bit troublesome.
Seeing that Elder Danzo's wedding was approaching, Yasuo had no choice but to put this matter aside for now.
Elder Danzo's wedding was of an unusually high standard. Not only was it held in the main hall of the Blackwater Hotel, it was also broadcast live on Konoha TV.
At the same time, the security of this wedding was also very strict.
The standard is higher than that of the No. 1 Martial Arts Tournament in the world in the first half of the year.
Because this wedding is related to the stability of the Konoha-Sunagakure alliance, not only the Suna ninja rebel organization regards it as a thorn in the flesh, but also several other ninja villages are deliberately trying to destroy it.
Just when Yasuo was extremely busy and couldn't leave his feet off the ground, an unexpected person found him.
In the izakaya at sunset, Jiraiya drank one cup of sake with a look of endless loneliness on his face, but never said a word.
After careful observation, Yasuo determined that there was no problem with Jiraiya's sanity.
The same thing happened to his head, and the Third Raikage went crazy. It seems that being crazy can really save someone's life.
Having said that, before drinking, Yasuo took out disinfectant and a rag and thoroughly disinfected Jiraiya's head.
Surprisingly, Jiraiya didn't say much except glaring.
Obviously, he was not in a good mood today. The only thing that was certain was that he was definitely not here to share that experience with him.
Yasuo didn't ask any questions and just did what he should do.
Jiraiya drank one glass and then refilled it for him, while Yasuo's glass in front of him remained untouched.
Maybe he was almost drunk, maybe he was almost suffocated, Jiraiya finally opened his mouth and opened his mouth.
"Yasuo, I'm getting married!"
"Congratulations, are you finally getting married? The bride should still be Noonoyu, right?"
"Of course, why do you ask, who do you think I am?"
"Sometimes, I don't treat you as a human being at all..."
"Pooh!"
"What's the time? When will you and Nonoyu get married?"
"The 19th of next month is the same day as your master."
"Why? In this case, I can't come."
"I know, I chose that day specifically because I didn't want you to come!"
"Why? To save money on banquets? Don't think I don't know that you have made a lot of money writing books in the past two years, because I have also made a lot of money from your books."
silence.
After a long silence, Jiraiya poured himself another glass of wine and said: "All that money was given to Nonoyu. She opened many orphanages all over the Land of Fire. Next, she will go to the Kingdom of Akatsuki. Open, that country has been through war and needs such help."
"Are those orphanages run by you and your wife?"
Yasuo was slightly surprised. If there is any organization with the most in the Country of Fire today, it must be the stores under the Blackwater Group.
Blackwater Cinema, Blackwater Department Store, Blackwater Internet Cafe...
But apart from the industries under the Blackwater Company, they appear most frequently in major cities in the Land of Fire.
Maintaining such a large number of orphanages was no small sum of money, and Yasuo was inevitably surprised.
"Yes, the orphanage is Nonoyu's property. She hopes that children who have lost their parents can use this as a way to welcome a new life..."
Yasuo poured another glass of wine for Jiraiya, who raised his head and drank it down again.
"However, this is not the main reason. If it is just the money for the banquet, Wentai can lend it to me..."
"Actually, I can also..."
"Pooh!"
Jiraiya spat and said, "As long as you don't deduct my royalties, I will be rich."
Yasuo flatly refused: "That's not okay, this is the rule."
"Anyway, money comes second..."
Jiraiya shook his head with a wry smile, simply picked up the wine bottle and drank it down.
With a hint of drunkenness, he said: "Actually, I'm afraid of getting married. To this day, you, Tsunade, and even Orochimaru, you all have your own career and your own efforts. direction……
And I'm the only one... accomplishing nothing!
But I am the first one to get married among us. I really don’t know what kind of expression I should use to face everyone at the wedding..."
In a sense, what Jiraiya said was not wrong.
Although Yasuo felt that Orochimaru was not as good as Jiraiya who stayed in the laboratory all day studying weird things, Jiraiya himself didn't think so.
Apart from literature, he really had no pursuits.
In fact, this kind of thing usually doesn't matter, and there's nothing wrong with writing a book. It's neither stealing nor robbing.
But when it comes to special time points, such as the transition from a single young man to a married man, people's nerves will become fragile and sensitive.
In fact, even in the original time and space, if the alternation of the third and fourth generations of Hokage is used as the time node, Jiraiya is still the most unprofessional among the three ninjas.
Tsunade created the situation where medical ninjas entered the team formation, and Orochimaru had already become the cold king who commanded the entire battle of Platycodon City.
As for Jiraiya, apart from his ability to educate his disciples, his other achievements were really lackluster.
Although he somewhat agreed with Jiraiya's words, Yasuo still shook his head and comforted him: "Didn't Toad Immortal say it, you are a very key person, responsible for guiding the son of destiny."
"The damn destiny child!"
Jiraiya slapped the table and said with drunken eyes: "That old toad has no brains. He said that the world will be destroyed. Destruction is nothing. Now the times are developing so fast. Everyone's life is getting better day by day. I'm full." How dare you find the son of destiny!"
Jiraiya remembers very clearly that at that time, Toad Immortal said that the Child of Destiny would become his disciple and change the whole world.
As for whether the world will become a better place or be destroyed, this is something that cannot be determined.
Jiraiya feels that the old toad is really old and confused, and he is not sure why you are telling him. If he finds the child of destiny who will destroy the world, wouldn't it be a big trap?
According to Yasuo, the world is getting better step by step anyway, and he is looking for Schrödinger's son of destiny.
Based on this idea, Jiraiya did not plan to teach any more disciples except for his three writing disciples.
…
"So, Jiraiya, I'm leaving it to you."
"Thank you, Boss Yasuo, and thank you, Lord Tam."
"You're welcome, you guys should go to bed early. If my shadow clone wasn't a little dangerous, I could let him drink your wedding wine."
After making a joke, Yasuo sat on Tam's head, turned around and left the freshly painted "orphanage".
The night wind blew on his face, making Yasuo sober up a little.
Although they were pouring wine for Jiraiya, in the end, Jiraiya lay down under the table, and Yasuo didn't know what happened and drank several glasses of wine.
Yasuo felt that without Tam, he would probably have to leave Jiraiya there for the night.
"Tam, do you want to get married?" Yasuo suddenly patted the green-skinned head on his crotch, somewhat envious of its carefree appearance.
"Marry? Yes, if this is your order, Captain Yasuo." Tam's tail waggled meaninglessly in amusement, and his tone seemed to say, "Sure, let's eat tempura tonight."
Tam has a tail, which is one of the reasons he refutes that he is a toad.
But to this day, not to mention that the residents of Konoha regard Tam as a toad, even Mt. Myoboku regards Tam as a branch member of the toad clan.
In fact, as the only toad with a tail, Tam has always had a good relationship with female toads, and Yasuo only knows about several romantic incidents.
"Didn't a female toad come to you from Miaomu Mountain before? What do you think of her?"
"Well... from my point of view as an assistant, she is not enough." Tam replied shaking his head.
Yasuo shook his head, feeling that he was also stunned that he would ask such a question to Tam.
Tam is just a psychic beast produced by a system that can't understand human emotions. How can he understand human emotions?
"Captain Yasuo, do you want to get married?"
Tam asked while walking at a steady speed.
"I don't know either……"
Tam's head is very broad, wide enough for Yasuo to lie flat on his back and even stretch his limbs.
Today is the full moon. Looking at the bright moonlight in the sky, Yasuo's thoughts were a little wandering.
So is the woman on the moon married?
When Yasuo was on Earth, he had only watched the animation of Naruto. In the animation, Kaguya was the wife of a useless guy who was the emperor of the country of his ancestors.
Yasuo had heard someone say that in the original manga, Princess Kaguya was not married at all.
Like Maria, she was an inspired virgin and gave birth to two unfaithful sons, Otsutsuki Hamura and Otsutsuki Hagoromo.
Squinting his eyes, Yasuo seemed to see the pale, tearful face on the moon.
"Why--"
Yasuo felt a little sorry for her and sighed softly. The alcohol he breathed out instantly dissipated in the night wind.
Will the goddess be pitiful...
Yasuo shook his head, he was actually the one pitiful...
If I hadn't played that game of League of Legends back then, if I hadn't grabbed the mid lane position, if I hadn't picked Yasuo instantly...
There was an arc at the corner of Yasuo's mouth.
Speaking of which, the real mid laner back then should have been Tahm Kench under him. He was originally assigned by the system to assist.
Anyway...
If all of this had not happened, in that world...I'm afraid I should have been married...
Maybe they already have children, the child... I hope it's a girl!
What is your last name...
It seems like the surname is Yang?
If it is a daughter, what name should she choose...
…
Tam's steps are as steady as they were more than ten years ago, but now the purple-haired boy on his back is a man who needs to trim his beard twice a day.
The same thing is that under the soft moonlight, he is still the same as before, sleeping deeply and sweetly, breathing evenly, and never seems to have any sorrow.
There are three certain things in life: honor, death, and a hangover.
He once stood high in front of thousands of people and enjoyed the sound of the mountains. He also experienced death in the midst of blazing fire. He also grew up little by little in the midst of hangovers.
This is him.
He is a gale swordsman who travels all over the world while playing the shakuhachi, and he is also a happy man who is always moving forward.
…
At the gate of the Hatake Clan, Orochimaru was dressed in a white gown, quietly waiting for his return.
When Tam's tall figure appeared at the street corner, he showed a faint smile under the dim street lights.
There was a faint smell of alcohol, his brows furrowed slightly, his nose twitched, and his words were stained with resentment: "It turns out to be that idiot Jiraiya."
After carrying Yasuo back to the room, he wiped it slightly and placed it gently on the small bed. Shemaru sighed softly, turned off the light, and turned to leave.
"Orochimaru-kun...can I still call you Orochimaru-kun?"
Manji climbed down from the wall lamp, landed on Orochimaru's shoulder, and spat out a pink letter.
"Does it matter?"
Orochimaru smiled, carefully locked the door, and returned to his laboratory.
A large number of manuscripts and data reports were scattered messily on the desktop, and Orochimaru frowned.
Pressing a certain mechanism, an underground passage appeared on the side of the laboratory.
This basement was only completed in recent years, and is actually only a few feet away from the Hatake family's vault.
If Yasuo-kun finds out, he may not even be able to enjoy his meal.
Orochimaru covered his mouth and chuckled, imagining Yasuo's panic.
Crisp footsteps echoed in the icehouse, and Orochimaru found his target—the shadow clone who was carefully freezing cells.
Cell cryopreservation cannot be accomplished simply by lowering the temperature.
In order to prevent the intracellular liquid from forming crystalline ice edges and puncturing the organelles, cells must be cooled down extremely quickly during cryopreservation.
With Konoha's current technology, this process must rely on chakra and ninjutsu.
Of course, it is precisely because of the existence of chakra and ninjutsu that the ultra-low temperature and quick freezing technology on earth may never appear in Konoha.
Orochimaru quietly watched his shadow clone busy, and the shadow clone completely ignored the main body beside him.
It wasn't until a portion of cells labeled "SSS" was successfully frozen that the shadow clone breathed a sigh of relief, then stood up with a smile.
"Body, this is an important cell I discovered somewhere under the microscope. I believe you will like it."
With a "bang", Orochimaru disappeared into the smoke.
Orochimaru came and after a brief daze, a faint smile appeared on his face.
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The case was solved, but the reward of 10,000 yuan from the boss of the northern primary school student was not shown.
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