Chapter 432 It’s Not Erha, It’s Teddy (Debt-Free and Light-Hearted)

Yasuo's plan proved to be very successful.

After a whirlwind nunchuck, Mito Lelei exploded a lot of equipment, such as:

A headband for women from the Warring States Period, given by Senju Hashirama himself;

A pair of dentures specially made for the elderly, made by dental master Muqi Soya;

A gallbladder stone caused by not eating breakfast for a long time;

A sleeping fox with nine tails...

After Yasuo put on his equipment again, he recovered quickly from his injury.

But Yasuo still chose to enjoy Tsunade's massage.

Half an hour later, Yasuo reluctantly climbed up from her legs.

After returning the dentures to Mito, Yasuo said goodbye and left the Senju clan.

The system's instructions did not say that Ezreal's travel backpack could not contain live animals, but Yasuo felt that it was better not to leave the Nine-Tails in it for too long.

Not only eating up all the good wine and meat, but also trashing the money on the floor is not good, so Yasuo chose to leave early.

"Grandma Mito, Yasuo's injury is actually more serious than it looks. I may go to Hatake's house in the evening to continue treatment..."

Leaning against the door, looking at the retreating figure, Tsunade blushed and said to Mito.

"Go ahead, you should make up for your own mistakes. This is a good child of the Senju family." Mito said kindly, rubbing Tsunade's head.

It’s great to be young——

Hashirama, I may have to stay up there for a few more years. After all, I still can’t let go of these lovely children. Please be patient and wait...

Looking at the bright midday sun, Mito's cloudy eyes narrowed.

Even though his youth is gone, the figure of this old man who came from the Warring States Period and witnessed too much is still slowly fading away.

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Passing by the master's wooden house again, Yasuo knocked on the door and found that no one answered the door, which made Yasuo very strange.

Ever since he connected the high-speed internet cable to his master's house, it's been a long time since he worked overtime in ANBU on weekends.

Are you chatting with Chiyo?

Yasuo thought of the most likely answer.

As the peace lasted, and the Third Ninja War seemed far away, the marriage of Danzo and Chiyo was also put on the agenda.

Although the master and the old man are still facing all this with an ostrich attitude, how can the caring disciple not help take care of all this?

Yasuo has actually been keeping in contact with Sakumo, hoping to facilitate the marriage at a suitable time.

Since the master might be flirting with the soon-to-be master's wife, Yasuo couldn't bother him because he had important things to deal with.

Returning to his small house in the Hatake clan, Yasuo came to Shadow Island through the pre-installed teleportation node.

The Shadow Island is lush and green, and it still looks like a fairyland on earth. Yasuo feels that it is the most suitable place to release the Nine Tails.

Before letting Shukaku remove Madara's body, Yasuo gave Shukaku the ability to possess a magical cat.

But there is a premise here, that is, Shukaku is a tailed beast that has been completely tamed, but Kyuubi is not, and the latter still needs to be trained.

As long as the nine tails are tamed, Yasuo doesn't mind giving it to someone else as a gift.

But before that, Yasuo decided that he would be the jinchuriki first.

He is the second-generation Nine-Tails Jinchuuriki. If it is the third-generation Nine-Tails Jinchuuriki, it is not necessarily Kushina. She is not very good at fighting. In fact, it would be a waste to take it.

Giving it to Minato is a good choice, and giving it to Kakashi is also a good choice.

It is not known who Kakashi's mother was in the original time and space. Kakashi's blue energy now should be much more than before, but adding a Nine-Tails battery is not a bad thing.

Maybe it can still be divided into yin and yang halves, half for Minato and half for Kakashi.

Yasuo was thinking wildly and opened Ezreald's travel backpack.

"Ouch~!"

With a loud roar, a huge orange-red figure appeared on Shadow Island, and the highest point even broke through the forest canopy.

"Amitabha, junior brother, there seems to be a new guest on the island."

"It's a small matter, it's just a small matter, let's just keep sweeping the floor."

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"Kaku-san, is that the tailed beast that the divine envoy won back?"

"No, the number of tails is wrong."

"Oh...Jiaosang, try my newly prepared Sichuan clam, loquat and ginseng paste. It tastes very good and can prolong your life."

…

The appearance of Kyuubi caused a burst of birdsong and beast roar on the island, but it soon returned to calm.

"They actually released me!"

Nine-tails' huge ears stood up on the back of its head, its nine tails kept twisting, and a low growl came out of its mouth: "Should I say you are naive, or should I say you are stupid?"

Before he finished speaking, Nine-Tails' huge front paws swatted at Yasuo like a fly.

"Why is there no fear in his expression?" Nine Tails secretly wondered, but the power in his claws did not weaken at all, with a whistling palm wind.

However, under Kyuubi's surprised gaze, the human suddenly made a disgusting move.

I saw him pouting, spreading his palms flat, and blowing a kiss towards himself.

"vomit!"

Kyuubi had no idea why this human would do such a disgusting thing to him.

Could it be that after decades of not leaving the mountain, there have been some changes in the world that are difficult for me to understand?

Just when Kyuubi was determined to beat the enemy to death in one go, and then stay away from the ninja world, become the king of the mountain, and reach the peak of fox life.

A pink heart invisible to the naked eye flew towards Kyuubi.

My senses are very sharp. This is just a small island. There are not many people on the island. As long as I kill all these ninjas, I can regain my freedom!

free!

This is the long-lost peak of fox life. What else is more important than this!

"Wait a minute, this is it!" Kyuubi suddenly widened his fox eyes, showing a demented look.

"We have a good connection, don't we? Hmm~"

With a soft and charming voice, the most popular beauty in Summoner's Rift, the nine-tailed demon fox Ahri, appeared in cool clothes.

Graceful figure, charming face, furry animal ears, nine fluffy and soft tails...

She covered her mouth and chuckled while twisting her graceful figure.

"Is there anyone else like me in the world? She is still such a stunning beauty!"

Kyuubi was stunned and began to doubt Kitsune.

What is the peak of fox life, what is priceless freedom...

Pooh!

At this moment, Ninth Lama, who has been single for a thousand years, just wants to stay with the bright and beautiful female fox in front of him.

"Please pamper me!"

"Don't suppress yourself!"

The soft and soft voice sounded again, and at the same time, Ahri was rubbing her lips charmingly.

"No, I can't bear it anymore!"

Finally, Kyuubi rushed forward regardless.

"ah--"

However, just when he was about to twitch his body, everything in front of Kyuubi's eyes disappeared with a cry dubbed when Ahri died.

"Beauty! Beauty!"

Maintaining Teddy's inherent posture, Nine-Tails bared his teeth and roared: "Damn human being, where did you hide my beauty?"

Kyuubi didn't think what he just saw was an illusion.

As the strongest tailed beast, its resistance to illusions is extremely strong, and it is impossible for it to fall victim to ordinary illusions.

Unless it's Uchiha's Mangekyō Sharingan.

The guy in front of him is obviously not from the Uchiha clan, and he doesn't have the Mangekyō Sharingan, so he can't use illusions on himself.

Moreover, the feeling of being dominated by the Mangekyou Sharingan is very familiar to Kyuubi. Madara has done it to him more than once, and it is completely different from what he felt just now.

One is hell and the other is heaven!

"As long as you are obedient, the milk will drip, and the beauty will drip as well. What do you think, do you want to become the pet of this divine envoy?"

Yasuo took out a plate of food that looked like biscuits but was actually fragrant roast chicken from his backpack and said, "Speaking of which, do you want to try this first?

This delicious dish made from free-range, grass-fed Avarosa Cornish chicken and green, non-toxic Freljord herbs contains a variety of essential nutrients that will definitely make you glow. Purrs of pleasure. "

"I don't want food, I want beauties!" Kyuubi's eyes flashed fiercely, as if he wanted to choose someone to devour.

Yasuo really didn't expect that this dead fox was actually the reincarnation of Teddy, thinking only about women.

But it's normal to think about it. Ahri is a member of the same kind that Kyuubi has seen, and she's also a beauty.

Think about the engineering dogs in various engineering universities. The sow race against Diao Chan is no joke.

If it is not a sow, but a beauty far beyond the level of Black Zelin, the engineering dog can certainly give everything and evolve into a licking dog, an honest man, a taker and other magical creatures.

So it is not difficult to imagine how attractive Ahri is to Kyuubi.

Yasuo shook his head and said: "Hey, Nine Lama, everyone has a love for beauty. I understand your mood very well, but your anxious look just now scared this girl away!"

"Scared away? Why did you run away? I didn't want to hurt her!"

You were in the teddy pose, and you said you didn't want to hurt anyone. Yasuo frowned and said, "Brother, you seem to know nothing about the relationship between men and women!"

Kyuubi raised his head and said, "Why don't I understand? Hashirama and Mito are like this. I've seen a lot!"

"puff--"

Yasuo almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, and said after regaining his breath: "That's different. Hashirama and Mito are an old couple. It's just the first day you met someone else. You don't have any emotional foundation yet. You should You have to find a way to please her first..."

"Then what should I do? How can I please a girl?" Kyuubi asked with a suspicious look on his head.

“What is more difficult than conquering the world is to make the world peaceful; what is more difficult than making the world peaceful is understanding a woman’s heart.

Women are very complex animals. If we want to understand them, we have to start with wave-particle duality and Schrödinger’s cat.

So, let us two go have a drink and eat something first, and I will tell you slowly! "

Yasuo took out a few Gragas' oak barrels from Ezreal's backpack, placed them in front of Nine-Tails, and pointed to the roast chicken in his hand.

"This dish also has a simple, easy-to-remember name, called 'Poro Cuisine'. I hope you like it."

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