Chapter 426 Uchiha Madara’s Request

"A bunch of quackery, pig-killing idiots!" A long-toothed old man cursed and left Konoha Hospital.

The old man, who was walking with a limp due to the heart-wrenching pain when he stepped forward, could not help but feel this emotion in his heart again:

"Sure enough, Konoha like this should be destroyed as soon as possible!"

"Gululu——"

His stomach suddenly rumbling, Uchiha Madara looked at the sky and decided to find a hotel to stay in, then eat something, then go down and unfurl a banner in front of the hospital.

It seems that he has been to Konoha countless times, but Uchiha Madara is still a little unfamiliar with Konoha today.

Looking at the rows of high-rise buildings, although Konoha like this is a bit unsightly, it still has some merits.

At least Uchiha Madara found a Blackwater Hotel easily.

"Hello sir, would you like accommodation?"

"Yes, I want a private room."

"Okay, sir, please register your name."

"MR. Tanuki."

"Okay, Mr. Powerful, your room is 233."

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After finding a place to live under a pseudonym, Uchiha Madara found a "Black Arch" fried chicken restaurant and ordered a feast.

The Kingdom of Thunder is the second richest country in the ninja world. Now that Black Zetsu is the emperor there, Uchiha Madara's pocket is still very full.

"That's the embodiment of my will, and I can't waste its money-making talent!"

With this in mind, Uchiha Madara began to eat.

The long incisors are very suitable for eating chicken, and can easily pick out the most delicious shreds of meat from the gaps between the bones.

After eating the tenth chicken wing, Uchiha Madara burped comfortably.

"As expected of Hashirama and I's cells, the teeth grown together are indeed very useful."

Speaking of teeth, Uchiha Madara suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "Why did I forget that miracle doctor!"

This is like guarding the golden mountain to beg for food, and it becomes dark under the lamp.

Uchiha Madara hurriedly paid the bill, the ninja was in pain, and hurried to the alley in his memory.

The nameless alley was still very dilapidated, and the word "demolished" in capital letters was everywhere. Uchiha Madara found his destination easily.

A pork breast-turned-clinic.

"Dong-dong-dong-"

Uchiha Madara knocked on the wooden door.

A short dwarf opened the wooden door with a "squeak".

"boom!"

The dwarf closed the wooden door with lightning speed, and then ran up to the second floor.

Kado would naturally never forget an old man with such long teeth. This guy was a patient who came to the clinic before, so he was absolutely unmistakable.

"Oh no, Boss Yasuo, a patient is coming to settle a score with you!"

Cardo pushed away Yasuo's office and said breathlessly: "I told you a long time ago that we are already very rich and there is no need to indulge in the illegal practice of medicine!"

"You are so frizzy and unimproved! How many times have I told you that you should call me Expert Sawyer, or Dr. Sawyer here, and you are not Kado, but Assistant Physician Doka!"

Yasuo stretched out on the swivel chair behind his desk and said with an unhappy look:

"You are a pirate king who commits murders, arson, drug trafficking and human trafficking. You are a person who has done almost all kinds of evil. Are you afraid of practicing medicine illegally?

Also, who told you that I practice medicine illegally? "

Yasuo opened the drawer nonchalantly and took out a thick stack of documents.

"Dental Practitioner Certificate."

"Ophthalmology Practitioner Certificate."

"Orthopedic Practitioner Certificate."

"Certificate of Anorectal Practitioner."

"Certificate of Obstetrics and Gynecology Practitioner."

"Veterinary Practitioner Certificate."

"Dermatology and Venereology Practitioner Certificate."

"..."

Kaduo was dumbfounded as he looked at the certificates that were all genuine.

These certificates not only have the seal of the Konoha Medical Department, but also the endorsement of the Konoha Police Department. They are so unreliable.

"Boss, oh no, DR. Sawyer, I didn't expect you to be so versatile!"

"Of course, you can bring the patient in now."

Yasuo sat up, took out a blood-stained white coat from under the table, and put it on.

…

"The miracle doctor save me! The miracle doctor save me!"

Contrary to Cardo's expectation, the long-toothed old man did not come to settle a score with Yasuo, a quack doctor.

Not only is this not a settlement, it looks like he is going to see a doctor again.

This time Kaduo felt relieved, put on an attentive smile, and began to serve the patients.

"Who are you?" Yasuo sat behind the desk looking like a dog and raised his eyelids slightly.

"I'm a beaver, and you treated my teeth last time!"

Uchiha Madara introduced himself excitedly, not feeling there was anything wrong with the other party forgetting him at all.

That's a miracle doctor. Naturally, there are many patients and it's overcrowded. It's normal to not be able to remember your own name.

Speaking of which, Uchiha Madara felt that he was really lucky. He didn't have to queue up every time he came. It seemed that he was indeed the child of destiny.

"Oh, so what's wrong with you this time?"

Yasuo took a pen and started writing in the medical record.

"Look!"

Uchiha Madara stood up suddenly and took off his pants.

"Eyes! My eyes!"

Yasuo quickly covered his eyes and shouted: "What are you doing? Put your pants on quickly."

Madara Uchiha scratched his head, put on his pants and said, "Shouldn't we avoid hiding illnesses and avoiding medical treatment? I'm already so swollen!"

"Is it swollen? Where is it swollen? Isn't it normal size?" Yasuo and Cardo asked with both frowns.

Uchiha Madara shook his head and said: "No, no, no, it's completely swollen, it's much bigger!"

"oh……"

Yasuo and Cardo looked at each other, and then both looked at Uchiha Madara with sympathetic eyes.

Yasuo said solemnly: "So, is your purpose to reduce swelling?"

"That's right! That's right!"

Uchiha Madara said excitedly: "You mean, don't you need to remove it? Do you want to take a closer look?"

With that said, Uchiha Madara stood up again and wanted to take off his pants.

"No no no!"

Yasuo stopped him quickly and said: "It's okay, I'm a Chinese medicine doctor, I don't need to look at that thing of yours, forget it, you don't understand even if I tell you, just stretch your wrist over here!"

Yasuo clasped Uchiha Madara's old and shriveled wrist, pretended to check the pulse for a long time, and then said leisurely: "The cause of the disease has been found. You have excess deficiency fire, so you are swollen!"

"Yes, yes, I was electrocuted. Of course I was on fire. As expected of a miracle doctor, you can tell even without looking!" Uchiha Madara said with a thumbs up.

"It's not a big problem, it can be cured." Yasuo said while recording it in the medical record.

"So you don't need to remove it?" Uchiha Madara excitedly held Yasuo's hand, "Then the miracle doctor, can you implant that big red tube into me again just like you did the root canal treatment for the tooth last time? Where’s the stick?”

Yasuo: "Σ(っ°Д°;)っ"

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