The Happy Man of the Hatake Family of Konoha

Chapter 431 Beating Lailai with Nunchucks (One Chapter Missing)

In Konoha Hospital, Tsunade is cooperating with Uchiha Fugaku to take notes.

Since Tsunade did not need to personally participate in this medical emergency, she had time to cooperate with the police investigation here.

In the police department, Fukuyama is basically in a semi-retired state, and Fugaku is now the actual talker.

This case involved some extraordinary people, so Fugaku personally came to the front line to investigate the case.

Tsunade also takes it very seriously.

Yasuo's mentor, his teacher's best friend, the root of Konoha, the extremely important Shimura Danzo, was sent to Konoha Hospital early this morning.

If Yasuo had been more careful when he passed by his master's house in the morning, he would have discovered that he did not actually need to throw the roasted goose into the chimney.

Because the back door of his master's house had been demolished so that the crane could drive into the house and lift out the unconscious Elder Shimura.

"The cause of Elder Shimura's coma was that he consumed more than 500 grams of devil's pepper at one time. This kind of pepper is native to the Sunagakure Village in the southwest. Its spiciness is a hundred times that of Konoha's native pepper!"

Devil's pepper is actually an important medicinal material that can be used to dispel colds and relieve pain, so Tsunade is relatively familiar with it.

"Generally speaking, 1 gram of deviled chili pepper can cause an adult man to lose consciousness. If it exceeds 5 grams, it may cause the death of the eater."

"But, you just said that the leader took 500 grams?"

"It is indeed true. Our medical team calls it a miracle in the history of medicine... Of course, if calculated per kilogram of body weight, this is not too unacceptable..."

In fact, the treatment of Elder Danzo was not as easy as Tsunade said.

You know, the most common way to treat food poisoning is gastric lavage and enema...

Of course, as the dean, Tsunade would not handle such matters personally.

But according to reports from witnesses at the scene, more than fifty doctors drained the water from the fountain pool behind Konoha Hospital, put Elder Danzo into the pool, and performed gastric lavage and enema.

The results are horrific...

The pool became a septic tank.

The Ministry of Agriculture received enough organic fertilizer to supply the fields around Konoha for a week.

Although they were just listening to the report from the people below, Tsunade and Fugaku's expressions were already very bad.

And if there is anything, a terrible smell has been wafted from behind.

Fortunately, Konoha Hospital has a fresh air system, otherwise it would be unthinkable.

Even so, Fugaku was about to leave. After asking a few hurried questions, Fugaku left with the police team.

All the police moved very fast.

Except for one person.

Uchiha Daisame is now a famous star in Konoha, but occasionally he will return to work in the police force.

Although the good policeman who wanted to become Hokage back then has been corrupted by the lavish entertainment industry.

But deep down, Daiyu still loves the work of the police force.

Especially after his son was born, Obito returned to the police force more frequently. He wanted to set a positive and positive example for Obito.

Today is the biggest operation of the police department this month, so Daiyu naturally participated with the team.

As a result, when that familiar smell came, it took Yu Meng back to the moment when he opened the Sharingan more than ten years ago...

As a result, there was one more person in need of rescue in the Konoha rescue room.

Therefore, for a whole morning, the target of Tsunade's surgical rescue was not the great elder Shimura, but Uchiha Obame.

With his terrifying life resilience, Elder Shimura even led Yu out of danger early.

It wasn't until noon that Tsunade ended her treatment for Obito while rubbing her shoulders.

She called Yasuo, but found that he was not in the signal area.

The idea of ​​working overtime directly after get off work had to be put on hold for the time being. Tsunade had no choice but to go home and rest for a while before looking for Yasuo in the evening.

However, when she came to the Thousand Hands Clan, she suddenly frowned.

She heard strange "bang!", "bang!" sounds.

Quickly rushing into the house, a terrifying scene appeared in front of Tsunade.

A masked man was beating grandma with a nunchuck!

"Tsunade, your medical ninjutsu has improved again." Mito said kindly.

"Practice makes perfect. The hospital is getting busier and busier now."

"Good thing, good thing. Your grandfather wanted to find a way to cure the villagers back then, but he was very strong in those two battles and the cure was not successful."

Tsunade put Yasuo, who was beaten into a pig's head, on her lap and used Palm Senjutsu to treat his injuries.

Mito squinted his eyes at the side, looking at the pair of well-matched young men.

Although his health returned quickly, Yasuo remained silent and lay comfortably in Tsunade's arms.

If you get beaten up for no reason, you have to get some interest back.

But Yasuo also knew that he couldn't blame Tsunade. It was indeed easy to be misunderstood by others.

Hitting grandma with nunchucks, this is the method Yasuo came up with to safely separate the tailed beast.

This method actually dates back to the Second Ninja War, when Yasuo used the Stealing Omen skill to steal the poison sac from Hanzo's body.

The venom sac of the Sanshou fish was transplanted into Hanzo when he was a child, and it has long been integrated with Hanzo's own body.

Conventional methods cannot be used to remove it at all. Even if it is taken out by force, Hanzo himself will not escape death.

However, Yasuo accidentally stole Hanzo's poison sac with Ezreal's Q.

This poison sac currently plays an important role in Konoha's modernization, providing more than half of the village's natural gas supply.

It is worth mentioning that Yasuo has been coveting an old cunt for a long time after receiving the poison bag inspiration.

Black Jue is completely black, and is essentially a plant, and it is also an ancient plant. It stays underground all year round and can regenerate indefinitely.

May I ask what these characteristics can be associated with?

That's right, if there is an oil crisis in Konoha one day, Yasuo will definitely go to the sky and the earth to search the mountains and seas, and also capture Black Zetsu to use as oil reserves.

Closer to home, although Yasuo's plan to hit Lai Lai with his nunchucks may seem a bit nonsense, it was actually Yasuo's well thought out plan.

If you want to trigger the omen of theft, you must fight Lailai.

Hitting directly with fists, this is not a good idea for a man and a woman to accept each other without being intimate.

How about using Ezreal's Q skill to Q Grandma?

The damage is really too high and Mito might be injured.

Therefore, using nunchucks to hit Lailai is the best choice. The damage is controllable and the output is stable.

In fact, in order to reduce the damage to Mito, Yasuo only wore an ordinary silk gown worth several million taels and did not wear any system equipment.

This is also the reason why Yasuo was beaten to death by Tsunade before.

Of course, Yasuo still covered his face, and the reason was very simple.

The omen of theft is random, and Yasuo once used it to steal Masahiko's lucky pants.

In order to avoid embarrassment, Yasuo naturally had to cover his face and eyes.

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