Chapter 419 The Hammer of Love
"It turns out that brain atrophy caused the brain to become smaller, and the Minato kunai penetrated from the upper part of the skull cavity, so the kunai did not damage the brain at all!"
Garuro flexed his fingers and asked Tsunade, "Teacher, is that so?"
"Theoretically, this is possible, just like the Mirror Man will not die even if he is shot through the heart." Tsunade said noncommittally.
"But are there really people with particularly small brains?" Luo Sha frowned.
There is a special human anatomy class in the Ninja School, but basically only some basic knowledge is taught, and profound knowledge involving the brain is not taught.
"Of course there are cases like this."
Tsunade recalled: "It was one of the studies conducted by the medical team of the former Medical Minister Kaname Koharu. In that study, it was found that people with brain atrophy exist in a certain proportion of the population."
"How to identify such people?" Garuro asked.
Luo Sha secretly patted her head, "Bang~bang~bang~" sounded quite sincere.
"I'm not very clear either. In fact, although the research was done in the name of Senior Koharu, the person in charge was actually a doctor named Takagi Ebi, who has now defected to the Kingdom of Thunder."
Tsunade shook her head, full of regret.
Ebi Takagi is more than ten years older than Tsunade. He is a great brain scientist, especially the bioelectric shock therapy he pioneered, which has become well-known in the ninja world.
I heard that the Third Raikage, who was seriously injured by Elder Akimichi Tofū, was also treated by Takagi Ebi. He is now the royal doctor of the high-level officials of Kumogakure Village, and his status is very respected.
In terms of qualifications, ability, and innovation, if Takagi had not defected during the Second Ninja War, he would probably not be the director of Konoha Hospital.
What's even more distressing is that that Takagi Shrimp still has a nephew in Konoha called Takagi Master. That guy is a complete quack...
"found it!"
Kato Shizune's clear voice interrupted Tsunade's thoughts.
"What did you find?" Garuro asked first.
"Thesis, Dr. Takagi's thesis, "On the relationship between brain atrophy and video games and the corresponding electroshock treatment plan"!"
Still a young man after all, Kato Shizune suddenly thought of searching for papers on Blackwater Academic.
"People with brain atrophy and incompleteness are also called brain-dead, and there is no cure for them. Electric shock therapy is their only hope for recovery.
Video games are an effective means of identifying brain retardation. Typical symptoms of brain retardation patients are: 1. Fighting for position; 2. Interaction; 3. Fostering; 4. Assisting in grabbing soldiers; 5. Playing dirty lanes; 6. Rhythm master; 7. We will never be reunited for ten thousand years; 8. Repay the king with one R on the deathbed; 9. Go against the tide; 10. Select a hero in seconds. "
"Sneeze!" Luo Sha sneezed and silently shrank into the seat.
At the same time, inside the Type A special care ward of Konoha Hospital.
Uchiha Madara was eating watermelon, and the sweet juice flowed all over his teeth.
"Ah sneeze!"
Suddenly, a loud sneeze came from the next ward, making Madara Uchiha's hands shake. The whole watermelon fell on the bed, and his crotch was bright red.
"Holy shit, Beaver, what's wrong with you Beaver!"
Jiraiya happened to walk in with a cane and was shocked to see this scene.
Could it be that the beaver was enjoying its tusks and doing something I wanted to do but couldn't do, and ended up bleeding profusely?
Jiraiya suddenly felt a chill in his crotch!
"White-haired fool."
After a few days of getting along, Uchiha Madara and Jiraiya have become relatively familiar, and they feel that this young man is pretty good except that he doesn't respect the elderly and loves the young.
He asked: "Who lives in the ward next to us? He has sneezed seven or eight times in a row. He must not be a virus carrier. Go ask the doctor."
"No need to ask, here, I'll give you this first, it's hot!"
Jiraiya threw a piece of roasted pig's trotters to Uchiha Madara, and then said: "There is an Uchiha father and son living next door. Uchiha, you know, his brain is not normal. Brother Beaver, don't take it to heart. .”
Uchiha Madara: "???"
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Martial arts conference, in the arena.
"Two minutes left."
Yasuo pointed to the huge clock on the playing field, his face as dark as water.
"Oh, thank you for reminding me." Minato put away his pity, "Although you have brain atrophy, I still want to defeat you!"
"You are the one with brain atrophy. Your whole family has brain atrophy, especially your son. I suspect his brain is at most the size of a pine nut!"
Yasuo finally couldn't help but squirted again and again, and suddenly felt relieved.
"I'm not reminding you...I mean...I only have two minutes left to beat up my unfilial disciple." Yasuo touched his nose and thought to himself.
Brain atrophy?
Very good, according to this standard, let my lovely disciple taste the iron fist of love!
Anyway, no matter how serious the injury is, it can be treated with potions and healing techniques. If it doesn't work, just leave it to Chopper to recover slowly.
And maybe, if "Super Minato" is revived from the brink of death, his combat power will increase...
As a teacher...
This is all love! ! !
Thinking of this, Yasuo waved his hand, and the four suspended swords turned into flying rainbows and flew towards Minato.
"Is it still these tricks?"
Minato smiled slightly, leaving an afterimage on the spot, and the person disappeared instantly.
"It's useless. At the absolute speed, any physical technique is ineffective against me!"
Minato's voice came from all directions, and just as he said, all four of Yasuo's flying swords flew away.
Arashi Kiri, Electric Sword, Wisdom's End Blade, and the Broken King, the four divine weapons passed by Minato's afterimage and were firmly planted on the ground.
"Kid, do you think I want to stab you with a sword?"
Yasuo crossed his hands on his chest and said calmly.
Minato's figure emerged from mid-air and landed on the ground. Looking at Yasuo's teasing expression, he felt a little uneasy in his heart.
Yasuo suddenly had a jar in his hand, and threw it towards Minato without saying a word.
"poison gas?"
This was Minato's first reaction. He quickly dodged and covered his mouth and nose with his hands.
However, Yasuo's jar fell to the ground and shattered. No gas escaped at all, but a large pool of liquid flowed out.
These liquids were extremely fast and covered most of the arena at once, but they were not corrosive and seemed harmless.
"I have dodged all your attacks, now it's my turn!"
An oversized Rasengan flashed in Minato's hand. It seemed that even the power of the Rasengan was greatly enhanced in Super Minato mode.
However……
"Pfft"
Minato fell forward and threw himself on the street in an indecent posture like a dog chewing mud.
"Earth Release Ninjutsu?"
Minato got up, feeling slimy on his body, but not worried, "Is it similar to Earth Release and Earth Release Taiga's Ninjutsu? But it's ineffective against me!"
"Flying Thunder God!"
Minato once again tried to use the Flying Thunder Technique without forming any seals, but like a fool, he remained motionless and stayed where he was.
"How is it possible? My flying thunder magic has failed?"
Unwilling to give in, Minato quickly shot out a Flying Thunder God Kunai, using the original Flying Thunder God again.
But it still doesn't work!
"Stop struggling, this is a powerful adhesive known as the no-fly zone!"
Yasuo didn't know when he had a huge wooden hammer in his hand: "Strong glue and twisted space, let me see your golden flash, oh no, black flash, give me how to flash it!"
As Yasuo finished speaking, a purple barrier suddenly formed between the four divine weapons inserted on the ground, surrounding Minato.
Even without trying, you can tell that this must be some kind of powerful barrier.
Yasuo put the big wooden hammer in his hand and tossed it gently, with an expression on his face that said, "No one will save you even if you scream until your throat is broken." He pushed towards Minato step by step.
"You have many fans, so it may not be appropriate to chop you with a sword. Today, come and try the hammer that I love as a master!" Yasuo sneered in a low voice.
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Note: The evil mage Veigar’s E skill, Distorted Space: Veigar will create a distorted space in the target area. Enemies who attempt to cross the border of this area will be stopped and stunned.
Alchemist Singed's W skill, powerful glue: Singed leaves a sticky area on the ground, slowing down enemies in the area by 60% (lasts for 1 second after leaving).
If the target falls onto Singed's [W Strong Adhesive] after being hit by [E Over the Shoulder], it will still be imprisoned.
The powerful glue has a ground-binding effect, which means that enemy heroes cannot use any displacement skills within this range.
The big wooden hammer in Yasuo's hand: Net Erosion, an equipment in the game "League of Legends", is a necessary accessory to combine the power of the three phases and the black cutter.
+200 HP
+15 attack power
Unique Passive—Frenzy: After each normal attack, you will gain 20 movement speed for 2 seconds. After each unit is killed, 60 movement speed is gained (does not stack with the former). This movement speed bonus is halved for ranged heroes.
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