Chapter 162 Mu Guiying: Hahaha, You Are Really Hurting Me! 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】

There are too many evil people in Liangshanbo.

The first one on the list is Wang Ying. This beast is not only greedy for money and lustful, but he also takes people to drink at every turn, and has even gained experience.

When Song Jiang destroyed Qingfeng Village, he killed the wife of Liu Gao who knew the village just because he was sworn to his eldest brother Yan Shun. This ruined Wang Ying's good deeds. This guy drew his sword and wanted to fight Yan Shun. He had no sense of brotherhood at all.

After marrying Hu Sanniang, his lustful style did not diminish at all. When he met Qiong Ying in the later period, he was talkative and had no concern that Hu Sanniang was by his side.

Keeping this kind of beast is a waste of food and air... Li Yu silently wrote it down, and then looked at other evil people.

The other person who deserved to be killed was Li Kui who was willing to massacre the people and liked to eat human flesh. In order to force Tianmanxing Zhu Ding to go up the mountain, he split the small Yameni into two pieces with an axe.

There are also Sun Erniang who likes to make steamed buns; Zhu Gui who likes to make dried meat and fat into lamp oil; Li Li, the gangster owner who killed countless people in Jieyang Mountains; Deng Fei who eats meat until his eyes are red; he kills people in Xunyang River Countless boats, fires, Zhang Heng and so on.

Compared with them, Tang Long, a rotten gambler who betrayed his cousin's family for a small profit, was nothing to mention.

It can be said that except for Master Lu, basically none of the other Liangshan heroes are good. Even Wu Erlang was suspected of killing innocent people indiscriminately in the later period.

Putting his thoughts away, Li Yu wrote down the names of Wang Ying and others, and checked the current scope of activities of these people based on the map.

Zhang Heng is near Jiujiang, Deng Fei is in Xiangyang, and even Sun Erniang, who is close by, is also in Mengzhou, Jiaozuo, a certain distance from Neihuang.

Damn it, it's not easy to kill these scum in advance, so just wait. After Qilin Village's reputation is established, maybe these people will fall into the trap.

"Brother Li, what's the purpose of writing these names?"

After recording all the previous chats on a note on his mobile phone, Wu Song saw that Li Yu had written a bunch of names of people who had committed many crimes in Liangshan.

Li Yu expressed his thoughts:

"I want you to find a chance to try to kill these people. If you are interfered with when you kill them, it means that the Nine Heavens Xuannv Empress is still watching. You have to be careful in the future and not be careless."

The best way to keep Wu Song safe in the book world is to stay with Yue Fei. The Golden-winged Dapeng is Tathagata's cheap uncle in terms of seniority, and has a transcendent status in Buddhism.

As long as Wu Song did not leave Yue Fei, Jiutian Xuannv could do nothing even if she was dissatisfied.

But if he wants to leave Qilin Village all the way to kill the future Liangshan hero, then the empress may not necessarily turn a blind eye.

Wu Song said:

"I had a similar idea when I first read "Water Margin". Since Brother Li also has this idea, I should pay more attention and kill one or two to eliminate harm for the people if I have the opportunity."

After saying that, he went back to his room to take a shower and rest.

In the past two days in Qilin Village, I was apprenticed and busy chatting with guests. I didn't get much rest. It was time to take a hot bath to relieve fatigue and have a good sleep.

After Wu Song left, Diao Chan asked in a low voice:

"Sir, if Brother Erlang fights with the magic stars, will it re-ignite the mutual attraction between the magic stars?"

The magic star setting in "Water Margin" is very interesting. No matter how big the hatred is, as long as everyone is the magic star, they will eventually laugh and downplay the matter.

For example, Qin Ming's whole family was framed by Song Jiang, but he changed his mind and joined Qingfeng Mountain.

In order to express his apology, Song Jiang specially promised Hua Rong's sister to him, and then the hatred of destroying the family was completely washed away by the happy event.

Hua Rong, whose biological sister was given as a gift, had no objection at all.

Li Yu thought for a while and said:

"Now we are doing a test to test the attitude of Jiutian Xuannv. As long as there is a chance to send a modern person inside, everything will be easily solved."

After speaking, he took his mobile phone and began to select equipment for local distillation of liquor.

Diao Chan held her cheek and turned a ballpoint pen in boredom:

"Sir, do you think that asking the empress to make some little people and send them to other worlds meets the requirements of outsiders?"

"The empress will most likely not agree. The cause and effect involved is too great. If it is really useful, she will disrupt the operation of the entire world, and most of the merits of mending the sky will be deducted."

Let’s experiment with the world of Yang Family Mansion first. If it succeeds, we can discuss changing other worlds with the empress.

If you don't succeed even there, just wait for the destined person who wants to cross over.

Equipment for distilling liquor is easy to buy, but considering the inconvenience of using electricity in ancient times, Li Yu bought all traditional models that did not require electricity.

After finishing the selection, he looked at the recently popular movies and selected two or three that were suitable for Yue Fei to watch. When everything was ready, he continued to play the game.

Diao Chan returned to her computer and began to browse ancient Chinese history, intending to have a deeper understanding of history.

In the early morning of the next day, Li Yu came back from running and was about to wash his face and go to eat when he saw Mu Guiying, like a martial arts coach, teaching several tourists the techniques of concave shape in Hanfu.

"A chivalrous woman must be impressive in her costume, and must show a heroic posture in every gesture. This kind of Hanfu is not suitable for the posture of a little girl. The more manly, the more handsome."

Li Yu didn't expect this girl to be so good at taking pictures. Is this her plan to become a female photographer?

Soon, several tourists followed Mu Guiying's instructions and re-posed for photos. This time the effect was obviously much better. After a few people thanked them, they went to the backyard observation deck to take photos.

"Sir, I finally see you. We found the person who blew up the mine. He said that the mixture was mixed in the wrong proportions, and some water was sprinkled in during the mixing process. I thought the explosion would not make a sound, but unexpectedly it turned out to be more powerful. Bigger.”

Oops, is there such a thing?

Li Yu took out his mobile phone to check the information and found the answer:

"If you want to maximize the effect of black powder, it is best to add some water during the mixing process to make the materials more evenly mixed and smaller in size. This will burn more intensely and produce a better explosion."

Mu Guiying looked a little confused when she heard these words:

"Sir, what you mean is that adding water is the right way? Aren't explosives and water two extremes?"

Li Yu stuffed his cell phone into his pocket:

"Wetting dry powdery materials can reduce the volume. At the same time, the gaps between the materials can be smaller and the bonding can be stronger. It is natural that the explosion will be violent. You can go back and try more... By the way, I will wait for you. I’ll get you a blender.”

The traditional method of making gunpowder requires mixing three materials together and stirring for several hours until the materials are completely mixed before trying to ignite.

However, there are requirements for the mixing equipment. It is best not to be made of metal, and the surface should not be too rough. Otherwise, if sparks are generated during mixing, the entire pot of explosives will be ignited instantly.

Not to mention waste, it may also cause an explosion.

If you want to mix it safely and evenly, the best way is to add water to wet the powder, but not too wet, roughly like wet sand.

With water, not only the mixing is more uniform, but also the generation of heat during the mixing process can be avoided. The explosive produced in this way is safer and better to use.

What Li Yu planned to give to Mu Guiying was actually a dough mixer.

Although this is a metal product, the surface is smooth enough that wet ingredients can be thoroughly mixed.

It's a pity that detonators are controlled items now and are difficult to buy. Otherwise, buying some detonators and taking them to the counterfeiters for reverse research would definitely provide some inspiration.

Mu Guiying then reported on the infrastructure of the village:

“We burned bricks out of clay and combined them with cement to repair the mountain gate and build a road from the mountain gate to the village... When we get the coal mine, we will burn bricks on a large area and strive to build all the houses in the village within half a year. It was renovated and the roads were re-routed.”

Regarding house construction and road planning, the three sacred books are written in great detail, and there is no need for Li Yu to explain.

But listening to the construction progress, Li Yu felt like he was involved.

No wonder many people like farming games and novels. This feeling of slowly growing up is indeed quite refreshing... Li Yu asked happily:

"How is the soil doing?"

"We opened another thousand acres of wasteland, cut some sweet potato branches, replanted sweet potatoes, and planted the rest into quinoa. Unfortunately, we don't have fertilizer, so we don't know how the harvest will be."

Thousands of people are engaged in construction vigorously, and it is indeed easy to achieve results in a short period of time.

However, if I want to impress my empress, my current achievements are not enough and I need to continue to work hard.

Li Yu said:

"Not only do you have to cultivate land for construction, but you also need to collect other materials. If you can buy coal, metals, horses, and weapons, you can exchange them for gems and crafts. When you get the coal, you have to make coke and try to make it. Steel... Is there a river near Muke Village? A river with water all year round."

Mukezhai has installed a number of solar power panels, but if it wants to have stable electricity, it needs to add hydropower.

There is nothing we can do about Mukezhai, a super-large hydropower station like the Three Gorges, but small hydropower stations running in small river ditches can still be installed.

When the time comes, buy her some high-grade cement, plus the talents from Muke Village, and think about it more, it shouldn't be difficult to install the hydroelectric generator.

With stable power, the modernization process of Mukezhai will go further.

The two of them were sitting in the pavilion chatting when Diao Chan trotted over holding a bun:

"It's time to eat. Aren't you two hungry?"

Mu Guiying rubbed her belly:

"I have been listening to my husband talking about construction, and I forgot that I didn't have breakfast... Sir, you are so powerful, why don't you go to our Muke Village to be a military advisor? I can just give up my position as the leader of the village."

I'm just talking based on my experience in playing strategy games... Li Yu said:

"Be your village leader well. If you can overthrow the Song Dynasty and recreate China, maybe the empress will gain heaven-shattering merits."

Overthrowing the Song Dynasty may not have much merit, but unifying the nine states, killing the budding Jin Kingdom, plowing the grassland again, and protecting the Chinese nation from the iron hooves of foreigners, this merit is great.

Mu Guiying's eyes lit up when she heard this:

"Sir, do you want me to be the empress? Hahahaha, how can this be so embarrassing? You are pushing me into a pit of fire, hahahaha!"

Li Yu: "..."

I don’t see what you’re embarrassed about?

Originally it was just an idea that flashed through his mind, but seeing Mu Guiying so happy, he thought there was nothing wrong with giving it a try.

Anyway, in the world of Yang Jiafu Romance, it is not a problem for a woman to become a marquis, worship a general, lead an army, and become a marshal. So it should not be too difficult for a woman to work hard to become a female emperor.

Well, this should be a rare world where men and women have equal rights. In addition, Mu Guiying has a master who is very protective of his shortcomings. There is nothing to lose by giving it a try.

Even if you fail, it is nothing more than God acting like a god, which is very similar to the way of inheriting a billionaire's fortune if you fail to start a business.

Mu Guiying has now begun to dream of becoming the queen:

"I want to become the empress. I will first make Fairy Xiao Chan a noble concubine, and then I will enshrine my husband's portrait as a national advisor. All courtiers must bow three times and kowtow nine times, otherwise they will be spanked!"

Can you please stop playing house here... Li Yu feels that if this girl really wants to become an emperor, she will definitely like to be called the stupidest emperor in history.

Apart from being good-looking and having a good master, don’t mention anything else.

Arriving at the restaurant, Mu Guiying was still dreaming of becoming an emperor:

"From now on, there must be a sign saying "Imperial Dining Room" on the door, otherwise it will be too unworthy of my status. Fairy Xiaochan, if you want to be a noble concubine or something, just say it, we can make arrangements for you."

Diao Chan handed her a plate speechlessly:

"Sister Guiying eats first. It's not too late to daydream when you're full."

What I ate this morning was bean curd. Li Yu filled a bowl with fried dough sticks, pancakes and other staple foods and ate it slowly. Mu Guiying was holding her cell phone while eating, and looked up the precautions for being an emperor.

After the meal, Mu Guiying’s dream of being an emperor finally showed signs of subsidence:

"It's so troublesome. I have to be remembered even when I'm sleeping. I have to guard against courtiers, eunuchs, relatives, noble groups, civil servants getting together, and powerful ministers causing trouble to the court... I'll kill every small powerful minister. , let’s see who dares to make a mistake!”

Diao Chan smiled and joked:

"When you become emperor, you can't call yourself me. You have to call yourself me..."

Before she finished speaking, Mu Guiying lightly slapped the girl:

"The harem is not allowed to interfere in politics!"

Diao Chan took Li Yu's arm:

"Go, go, go, I'm not your harem...Brother Yue Fei wants to watch a movie, will Sister Guiying go?"

Speaking of movies, Village Leader Mu immediately gave up her dream of becoming an emperor:

"Go, definitely go. Although there are movies every day in the village, I haven't seen them in the real world yet. Remember to buy the theater where you will be sold to death. I read on the Internet that the movie viewing effect is good in that hall."

Are you talking about the IMAX hall?

This female emperor is so fashionable... Li Yu said:

"No problem, I'll let you experience the joy of watching a movie on the big screen."

Arriving at the study, Diao Chan turned on the computer and continued studying. Mu Guiying turned around and remembered her dream of being queen again, and went downstairs to try on the dragon robe.

Li Yu changed his clothes, went to the market to buy some ingredients, and ordered some ingredients suitable for making braised food.

Zhou Ruotong went back on the 26th of the twelfth lunar month and waited for the 25th of the twelfth lunar month to make a big pot of braised meat for her to take away. It couldn't be too early, otherwise it wouldn't taste good.

However, she had to ask her elders for advice on whether it would work or not, so as not to have to be reprimanded later.

Thinking of this, Li Yu took out his mobile phone and sent a message to this beautiful and sassy girl, explaining his arrangements.

Soon, Zhou Ruotong replied:

"It's okay. I'm not in a hurry. It doesn't matter if I go back a day later."

Go back a day later?

People rush home before the holiday. It's better for you. You plan to spend the whole day on holiday. No wonder Captain Pang thinks highly of you. It's so rare for a subordinate to take the initiative to ask for overtime!

Li Yu chatted with Zhou Ruotong for a few more words until the beauty sent a photo of the summary meeting being held. Then he put away his phone and drove back to the B&B.

You stinky guy, you have to chat with me when I'm busy... Zhou Ruotong stroked Crayon Shin-chan hanging on his bag strap, sorted out the summary materials in front of him, and continued the meeting.

At noon, Mu Guiying ate a small pot of stewed noodles and drank a large bowl of egg soup. After finishing the royal meal, she hurriedly left with a large box of seeds of various fruits.

"Sir, can Sister Guiying really become the female emperor?"

Although Diao Chan knew that being an emperor was a joke, she still couldn't help but want to ask.

Li Yu was checking the expenditure of the scenic spot last month and said after hearing this:

"There's nothing that can't be done. With my master as my queen, let alone becoming an emperor, even if I ask my queen to take Australia and fill up the East China Sea and the Yellow Sea, it can be done theoretically.

Taiyi Sanxian can easily move mountains and create seas, let alone a lofty saint.

After Diao Chan heard this, she silently added the prehistoric novels to her must-read list, intending to seriously study the prehistoric theory.

Li Yu read the expenditure details and then checked the income and tax payment status.

After confirming that there was no problem, I felt relieved.

He stood up and stretched, planning to go to the backyard to feed the horses.

In "Water Margin", Shi Wengong from Zengtou City obtained the Zhaoye Jade Lion that the horse thief Duan Jingzhu had obtained through all possible means, and then he became enemies with Liangshan.

If there is a chance later, Wu Song can have a good relationship with Shi Wengong and cut off the horse in advance.

As for Duan Jingzhu, it was obvious that he couldn't bear the pain after his horse was robbed, so he ran to Liangshan and lied that he was delivering the horse to Song Jiang but was stopped halfway, which triggered a war between the two sides and even let Chao Gai receive a lunch.

If Shi Wengong hadn't withheld the BMW, would Duan Jingzhu still give it to Liang Shan? I'm afraid not.

I wonder if Xiao Yue Fei's horse can compare to the Zhaoye Jade Lion. If Shi Wengong gave the horse to Yue Fei, wouldn't the Liangshan hero lead his army to attack Qilin Village?

Li Yu felt that this possibility was unlikely. After all, Yue Fei was the reincarnation of Dapeng, and Jiutian Xuannu would definitely not target him directly.

Gee, no matter which world it is, it’s different if it has a background.

Soon, the weekend came, and Li Yu changed into Hanfu early in the morning. As soon as he arrived at the door of the backyard, Yue Fei appeared in new clothes.

Seeing Li Yu, he quickly bowed and saluted:

"Student Yue Fei, meet sir!"

"We don't need to be so polite to each other. We haven't had breakfast yet, right? Let's go to the restaurant to have breakfast first and wait for Marshal Mu. When she comes, I will take you around the city and then go to the movies."

"Forget the trouble, sir!"

Xiao Yue Fei's face showed desire and expectation. The popcorn and square tube French fries that Sister Xiao Chan mentioned last time are not as delicious as the chicken steaks and sweet potato sticks from the playground...