Chapter 197 "The Conferred Godship Is a Conspiracy!" [Seeking Monthly Votes]
"Child, do you know about becoming a god?"
As soon as I thought of "The Romance of the Gods", the gentle voice of Empress Nuwa sounded in my mind.
Li Yu was delighted:
"Hey, you're not angry? It looks like there's a lot of hope."
But as soon as he thought of this, he felt a pain in his head, and finally felt the old mother's brain collapse again... Should he say it or not, it still hurt.
"Apotheosis is a conspiracy against the human race, Jiejiao, and saints. At the time, I thought it was a good thing, but now that I look back, I realize that it was not the case."
The empress' voice was neither sad nor happy, but Li Yu could hear deep annoyance.
Sure enough, becoming a god is not as simple as it seems!
"Brother Li, please rest here while I go to inspect the area first."
Wu Song saw that Li Yu was silent and his expression was sometimes painful and sometimes worried. He guessed that he was communicating with Nuwa, so he proposed to patrol nearby to see if anyone was around.
Li Yu nodded, and when Wu Song walked away, Empress Nuwa's voice sounded again:
"This person has the mark of Xuannv on his body. Is he Wu Song, the Sky-Scarred Star of the Water Margin world?"
Li Yu hummed and asked in his mind what he had been confused about:
"I brought Erlang to the real world and cut off his chance to become a god. Did this help him or harm him?"
"It seems you know nothing about gods..."
Nuwa chuckled lightly and briefly introduced to Li Yu the whole process of the gods coming to earth to experience.
After the gods descend to the earth, they will be reincarnated and have a new human identity. When the experience is over, the human identity will automatically disappear, and it is still the gods themselves who go to heaven.
Of course, there are exceptions.
For example, Yue Fei, although he was the reincarnation of the Buddhist Golden-winged Dapeng, was named the God of Thunder in Heaven because of his outstanding performance in the human world.
What does the reincarnation of the Buddhist Golden-winged Dapeng have to do with my Prince Yue in this world?
After being sealed as the God of Thunder, the merits earned by the Golden-winged Dapeng in the human world will naturally be counted in heaven.
Tsk, it turns out that gods also engage in office fights like this.
"For the long life of gods, a hundred years in the human world is as short as a dream... Wu Song is a dream of Tianshangxing. You did not harm him, but helped him get rid of the shackles of fate and have a new life. self."
You are truly the mother of all human beings, you are really good at comforting people... Knowing that Wu Song was not delayed, Li Yu felt inexplicably relieved.
He brought the topic back to the Conferred God:
"The story of Fengshen comes from a novel called "Fengshen Yanyi". I don't know if I have the same experience as my empress. How about I give you the book first and you can make a decision after reading it?"
Nuwa was silent for a while and then suddenly said:
"I have watched the entire plot from your consciousness... An internal fight in the Taoist sect has benefited the Western religion, but the most serious loss is the human world. This is my fault."
Um?
Don't you care about the poems written by Nuwa Palace?
Li Yu didn't expect the empress to blame herself so much, so he quickly said:
"There is still room for redemption now. As long as I open that world, we can start over again...will those saints turn their backs and directly reestablish themselves as water, fire and wind?"
In "The Romance of the Gods", when the leader of Tongtian was completely defeated, he once mentioned that he should reestablish the earth, water, fire, and wind. Simply put, it means restarting the entire world and starting over.
If the saint in the book restarts the world as soon as the plot is modified, it will be unplayable.
Empress Nuwa laughed:
"Silly boy, the re-establishment of earth, water, fire and wind will cause the tragic death of hundreds of millions of living beings. Even a saint cannot bear this kind of cause and effect. Three of the six saints in the prehistoric era have transformed into Tao. Even if you open the world in the book, the characters are still imitations of the Tao of Heaven, no matter how they develop. , will not reopen the world.”
Li Yu was a little confused:
"Even Hongjun has not yet transformed into the Dao in the Conferred Gods. If that world is opened, shouldn't everything return to the starting point?"
"Transformation is irreversible. Otherwise, as saints, we can keep retracing time and delay the transformation indefinitely. Do you think Heaven will agree?"
I don’t create it, and I have never had tea and chat with Tiandao... Li Yu didn’t expect that the saint’s transformation into Taoism was irreversible. This is actually equivalent to reducing the difficulty of the world of gods.
After all, as long as the saint doesn't overturn the table, the rest of the struggle will be much easier.
Well, we still have to find a way to weaken the heaven. This is the key point. It is best to promote atheism and preach that man can conquer heaven and so on, so as to give the Jade Emperor some color.
"Who are the three transformers?"
"Tai Shang, Tong Tian, Jie Yin... Now only Zhunti, Yuan Shi and I are left."
Eh?
The leader of Tongtian, the most humane person, has become a Taoist?
He would get angry, turn over the table, and even stand up for his apprentice. No matter what, it would never be his turn to become a Taoist, right?
Yuanshi Tianzun, on the other hand, was like an old silver coin in the whole "Feng Shen Yan Yi". He eventually harmed his junior brother and enriched the Western Cult.
"Tongtian transformed into the Dao in Zixiao Palace. I don't know the specific process. As for Yuanshi, after he sent his disciples to the West to teach, he followed the sage's injunctions and never appeared again."
Good guy, I originally thought that the empress, a ten thousand-year-old otaku, would be enough of a headache, but I didn’t expect that there was also a heavyweight otaku... Li Yu just thought of this, and his head hurt several times.
"Damn kid, who are you calling a nerd? Don't think that you can program me because I don't know modern vocabulary. Last Yuanhui, I went to the outer reaches of the universe to collect Chaos God Thunder."
Yuanhui?
Is this a unit of time?
As soon as he thought of this, Li Yu had some more knowledge about cultivating immortals in his mind, including the unit of time.
He finished reading and saw the time represented by Yuanhui:
[Twelve-nine thousand six hundred years]
My God, the last time I went out was twelve thousand years ago. Is it wrong to say that you are a ten-thousand-year-old homegirl?
Li Yu asked back with confidence, leaving the queen at a loss for words. She had to give the kid a few brain slaps in the name of love.
After teaching Li Yu a lesson, the queen ordered:
"If you can designate a candidate for the world you opened, choose Zishou. When he comes, bring him directly to my statue. I will give him a hint in his heart."
In the first few years when King Zhou's son Shou became emperor, he worked hard to govern the country and the people were peaceful. The entire Shang Dynasty was rejuvenated.
But when he went to Nuwa Palace to burn incense, he was blown by a gust of evil wind, and the whole person seemed to be possessed by a ghost. Not only did he write poems to YY the queen, but he also started his incompetent ruling career.
But the foundation of the Shang Dynasty was too strong. He tossed around for twenty-eight years before he destroyed the entire dynasty.
If Zishou can be brought to the real world, the queen can implant a psychological hint in him so that he will no longer be attacked by the evil wind.
When Li Yu heard this arrangement, he asked curiously:
"Can you implant a psychological hint of making a fortune in me, so that I will have more motivation to fight?"
Or implant a psychological hint of not being afraid of the haunted house, and wait for Professor Zhou to take advantage of it next time, and directly drag her in, shocking her for a whole year!
"It's useless. All my divine power is useless in the real world. It can only be exerted in the world of the book... Do you want to go to the world of the book?"
Li Yu thought of the scene of being beaten by a group of gods in the world of the book, and quickly dispelled this idea:
"No, no, I am very satisfied to listen to your teachings, but I dare not expect anything else."
The queen was amused by this guy's performance:
"He still boasts that he is the savior of several worlds, but he is so cowardly."
Li Yu chatted with the queen for a while, and seeing that it was getting late, he called Wu Song, and the two strolled back.
When they were about 500 meters away from Qianqiutan, Nuwa said:
"I can sense this far at most, no further. Go to bed early, don't forget to buy me a cup of cheese milk cap fresh fruit tea tomorrow, 70% sugar."
Tsk, with this skillful way of ordering food, human nature is more maintained than ordinary people, and there is no need to worry about transformation.
Back to the B&B, Wu Song heard the movement in the warehouse, and took the flashlight to practice with him. Li Yu was thinking about opening the world of Fengshen, and was not in the mood to appreciate the attack of several muscular men, so he went to the study.
He picked up "Fengshen Yanyi" from the bookshelf and read it carefully from the beginning.
The beginning is that the Shang Dynasty has a destiny, and it will end with Zishou's generation. It belongs to the destiny of the heavenly way. If you want to interfere, you have to send someone to that world.
But in a world full of gods and human sacrifices, no one in modern times would want to go there?
When Zishou comes out, he will discuss with the empress, bring some soil from modern society, and then trouble her to make a new person.
The person who is being pinched can disturb the secrets of heaven, and there is no need to worry about him messing around over there, it is simply the best of both worlds.
I have to have a good chat with Gouzi later. No matter how perfect the plan is, it must be realized through Gouzi, otherwise it will only become empty talk.
"Sir, what is an infinite non-repeating decimal?"
While thinking, Diao Chan held a book and asked for math questions.
Li Yu came back to his senses, explained it to her carefully, and then wrote on the paper:
"This is the symbol of pi, which is the most famous infinite non-repeating decimal. There are still scientists who are working tirelessly to calculate this number."
He said some jokes about pi, and the little girl was surprised:
"I feel that mathematics is so magical. I must study hard in the future and not embarrass the teacher."
When I was in junior high school, I also swore in front of my parents, and then I got 59 points in algebra... Li Yu handed the book to Diao Chan:
"The statue of the queen is ready. You can go and pray when you are not busy."
"Okay, okay, I have to praise Sister Guiying. She is so good to me."
The Hanfu store organized another live broadcast two days ago, and then the orders were exploded again, which made the little miser very happy. He also shouted "Queen" several times with netizens.
The village master Mu was overjoyed when he heard it, and rewarded a gold brick without saying a word.
This is higher than the income from live streaming with goods. No wonder the little girl was so happy that she wanted to go to the empress to flatter Mu Guiying. She was so generous and really deserved a wave of praise.
"Bring the empress a cup of newly released snow-top green tea tomorrow. She must have never tasted it... Sir, what are you going to do with "The Investiture of the Gods"?"
Diao Chan was thinking about the blessing plan, and when she saw the "Investiture of the Gods" on the table, she became interested.
Li Yu did not hide it:
"I am preparing to open this world, but it is hard to say when it can be opened. Everything needs to be explored."
Now the world of five books has been opened. If there is another book of the Investiture of the Gods, the quota of the six worlds hinted by the dog will be full, and other worlds will not be able to be opened in the future.
However... the dog just bit it at that time, not necessarily hinting at six books.
And it was upgraded again on the night of New Year's Eve. It is said that the number of worlds in the book that can be controlled should also increase.
Diao Chan silently downloaded the e-book of "The Investiture of the Gods" on her mobile phone, and collected some videos that interpret the novel by the way. She planned to lie in bed and watch it for a while before going to bed to understand the general content first.
Li Yu said:
"Don't stay up too late and turn on the light to look at your phone, or you'll end up wearing glasses at a young age."
"I know, sir, don't play games too late, be careful of Sister Zhou's teaching you a lesson!"
Tsk, do you really think I'm afraid of her?
At ten o'clock in the evening, Li Yu came to the kitchen, turned on the gas stove, put on the frying pan, smeared some butter on the bottom of the pan, and started to fry the steak.
When the steak was fried on both sides, it was served, cut while hot, sprinkled with some large sea salt, and then carried to the study.
As soon as I arrived in the study, I saw Dao Ge lying on the carpet, looking like he was going to sleep.
But when he saw the steak that had just been fried, he turned over and got up, ran to Li Yu happily, and rubbed his head against his trouser legs to thank him for the sudden midnight snack.
Li Yu did not pour the meat directly into the dog bowl, but pinched a piece and put it into his mouth:
"Don't say it, it tastes really good, do you want to eat it?"
"Woo woo——"
Dao Ge bared his teeth and growled, very dissatisfied with this fraudulent behavior.
Li Yu threw the "Investiture of the Gods" on the carpet calmly and stated the conditions:
"Can you open this world and set the Shang Wang Zishou as the administrator? The opening chapter is about him going to Nuwa Palace to burn incense. You'd better pull him out before that."
After listening to the conditions, Dao Ge looked at the "Investiture of the Gods" on the ground again, and suddenly stood up and lay down on the other side of the carpet.
It's so difficult, I think you are here to make fun of me!
Seeing that this guy didn't cooperate, Li Yu felt that his plan was going to fail.
Damn, before the saints in the world of the Investiture of the Gods overturned the table, the dog gave up first... He quickly poured the meat into the dog bowl and placed it in front of Dao Ge:
"Just tell me what difficulties you have, I will help you solve whatever I can solve, how can you be upset?"
The dog lowered his head to eat the meat, and whined a few times in his mouth, but Li Yu didn't understand it at all.
In desperation, he had to use his trump card:
"In fact, I still have two world rules that I haven't told you yet. If I tell you, can you pull Zishou out of the book for me?"
The dog who was eating meat shuddered all over and looked up at Li Yu, his eyes full of disbelief:
"Woof?"
Like an old father accompanying his child into puberty, Li Yu hugged the dog's neck and said:
"You eat first, and after eating, we can have a frank talk. It's time to talk about your growth problems."
Dao Ge rolled his eyes and always felt that this sounded weird.
It quickly finished the steak in the basin, and washed its face with its paws, and then squatted on the carpet again, with sincerity in its eyes.
Li Yu took the writing board used to explain the problem to Diao Chan, wrote down the numbers 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12, 14, 100, 1000, etc., and then placed it in front of Dao Ge:
"If I tell you two more world rules, how many books can you control?"
He read out the numbers one by one, and then drew a circle in a corner:
"If these numbers are not correct, just click this circle, I can understand."
Dao Ge shook the tip of his tail, and finally put his paw on 10.
Damn, I said that after upgrading, the controlled books will also increase, and it turned out to be true.
It seems that I have to summarize the rules in the book more in the future, so that the dog can upgrade the level, and maybe each book can have another administrator.
After confirming that the quota has not been used up, Li Yu asked again:
"I will give you two world rules, and you pull Zishou out, is this okay?"
Dao Ge did not hide it this time, and nodded his head very seriously.
Obviously, it needs these rules.
"Then we have a deal, come on, high five!"
The dog raised his paw speechlessly and patted Li Yu's hand, just like those children playing childish games with their parents.
After high five, Li Yu turned on the computer and explained the rules of the world that Qin Qiong had exchanged his life for.
After listening, Dao Ge excitedly ran around the study, went downstairs and had fun in the front and back yards, then returned to the study excitedly and fell asleep with "The Investiture of the Gods" as his pillow.
Wow, this is it?
Li Yu felt relieved, closed the door of the study, returned to his room, washed up first, and then lay on the bed. Just as he was about to play a game, he suddenly thought of something and sent a message to Diao Chan:
"Don't play with your phone, go to bed!"
The little girl immediately sent a frightened expression:
"I just turned on the small desk lamp, how do you know that I haven't slept yet?"
"Guessed!"
In room 201, Diao Chan punched the pig pillow next to her with an annoyed look:
"You actually checked on me, sir, you are so bad!"
She replied with an OK gesture, put her phone aside, turned off the desk lamp, hugged the pig pillow next to her and started to sleep, but just after closing her eyes, she couldn't help but punch the little pig's butt twice.
The next morning, when Li Yu got up to run, he went to the study to see that Gouzi was still sleeping, his hair was shiny and shiny, and his body was even stronger.
He didn't disturb Gouzi, went out to run a circle with Shan Xiongxin, and went to the gym to do some strength training, then washed his face and went to the restaurant for dinner.
When he was full, he saw the dog coming down the building like a village cadre, swaying with every step. Its big paws were almost as big as an adult's palm.
If it keeps growing like this, it will become a mount sooner or later.
I wonder what it feels like to ride a dog on the battlefield... Li Yu thought of the jokes in the music software and raised his hand to rub Dao Ge's head:
"What's up? Are you planning to go to Longqi Mountain to show off again? Do you need to eat something?"
"Woof!"
Dao Ge called out, but instead of eating, he ran straight to the gate and ran towards Longqi Mountain.
Okay, I reminded it.
The Lucky Cat always brings fortune to others. You often go to join in the fun, so can't you bring some fortune to your family and solve the difficulties at home?
Li Yu muttered a few words and suddenly realized a problem:
"Recently, live broadcasts have been selling well, scenic spot tickets have been selling well, and homestays are fully booked... Could it be that the Lucky Cat helped out for the sake of the dog?"