Chapter 167 Sun Facai: I Want to End This Troubled World! 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】

"Look, dear brother, I'm going to get some food."

Lu Bu hadn't been here for many days. Lu Bu looked around and found that there was neither a fruit plate nor snacks, so he planned to go to the kitchen to find some braised food to satisfy his craving.

If you don’t eat in the real world, that doesn’t mean you didn’t come.

Li Yu plugged the card reader into the computer:

"Sister-in-law Xiuhe is braised meat in the kitchen. You can let her get some of whatever you want to eat."

"That's great, let's go for my brother's sake!"

After Lu Bu left, Li Yu opened the video file, sorted it by time, found the earliest recorded video, and watched it carefully.

In the video, the car seemed to have not started yet, facing the earth-yellow courtyard wall. Just as Li Yu was about to fast forward, a woman's voice sounded outside the screen:

"What are you doing, husband?"

Who is talking?

If it was Cai Yan, then he was so fast that he changed his name to "husband" and asked Lu Bu to bring something as a gift later.

After all, our good friends got married there, so we couldn't help but express our gratitude.

Then, Sun Facai spoke, his voice still so mean:

"I set up the driving recorder, lowered the resolution and frame rate, and tried to record more material."

There was a rustling sound outside the screen, it should be that the driving recorder was being set up.

He asked while he was busy:

"Yanmei, have everything been installed?"

Cai Yan's voice sounded a little heavy:

"Only some useful ones were selected. Most of the books, picture albums, bamboo slips, etc. have to be thrown away because they can't be stored at all... Dad has been wiping tears just now. I don't know if he will be able to return to Luoyang in his lifetime."

According to the normal development sequence of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", the Cai family arrived in Chang'an and never came back.

Cai Yong was framed and killed by Wang Yun shortly after Dong Zhuo's death. Cai Yan was also kidnapped by King Zuo Xian's men. The exact year is unclear, but it was probably the time when Li Jue and Guo Si engaged in internal fighting in Chang'an.

At that time, in order to overpower each other, these two guys not only forced everyone to take sides, but even invited foreigners to participate.

Jia Xu was so disappointed at that time that he sent the young emperor out of Chang'an and left Li Jue. He first defected to Duan Xuan, who was relatively less powerful, then to Zhang Xiu who occupied Wancheng, and finally took Zhang Xiu to defect to Cao Cao.

Now that there are Lu Bu and Jia Xu, plus a good friend has become Cai Yong's son-in-law, naturally the tragedy of the Cai family cannot happen again.

Sun Facai stopped what he was doing and comforted:

"Don't worry, we will definitely come back. When the time comes, let Brother Yu get two trucks of cement and build the woodshed where I proposed to you into a small farm."

Cai Yan's mood eased significantly:

"My husband is really good at doing weird things. You propose and don't propose. You are so glib. You are a lot of deceivers in that world, right?"

Sun Facai's voice became embarrassed:

"No, no, no, I adhere to the non-marriage principle there and plan to spend my whole life holding on to my family property. Maybe God saw that I was too lonely, so he sent me here to save the world."

"My husband is so kind."

Li Yu: "..."

I'm calling the police if you two keep doing this!

We promised to see things along the way, but in the end, they sprinkled dog food on me from a distance, and the two of us did it at the same time!

However, it’s quite good that a prodigal in the real world can settle down and start a family there, and deserves blessings.

The two didn't talk about their love for long before Cai Yan exclaimed:

"Daddy is here."

After saying that, there was the sound of the door being pushed open and getting out of the car.

At this time, the screen flashed and the driving recorder switched to the perspective inside the car. Sun Facai in the driver's seat waved his hand towards the camera and revealed his true identity:

"Hello, Brother Yu, today we are leaving for Chang'an. My stubborn father-in-law can't get used to riding in a car, so he asked Yanmei and I to go first. He went with the little emperor's chariot, saying he was protecting his apprentice. , In fact, just for the sake of eating and drinking, the old man searched very hard..."

This guy's hair is a little longer, but it can only be tied into a small knot, which is still far behind the long and graceful hair in ancient times.

He flipped up his bangs coquettishly and then said:

"Afraid of having an accident on the road and leaving regrets, I proposed to Yanmei last night. I thought she would be deeply moved, but she looked at me like I was a fool and touched my head to see if I had a fever, which made me prepare a bunch of Not a word of romantic love was spoken...Brother, this woman defeats me!"

As he spoke, Sun Facai's expression became much more solemn:

"Brother Yu, if I die in an accident, I hope you can help protect the Cai family, don't let Wang Yun kill my stubborn father-in-law, don't let Yanmei be abducted by aliens... If possible, finally So we can bring her to our place, give her an identity, and send her to college. She loves knowledge so much, and the more I get along with her, the more I feel inferior..."

Having said this, Sun Facai's eye circles were a little red. He lowered his head to adjust his mood and smiled dryly at the camera:

"It's just like announcing the funeral arrangements. I won't say anything that will affect the atmosphere. I hope this journey goes smoothly. Let's do this for now and then continue filming after we leave the city."

He adjusted the camera to the front view of the car, and the video ended.

Brother, you can't die. If you die, the entire Three Kingdoms world will return to its original trajectory.

Now Lu Bu and Jia Xu can work together to change the world of the Three Kingdoms, not because of the help provided by the B&B, but because Sun Facai is there to disrupt the secrets of heaven.

When you are gone, everything returns to zero.

After finishing his emotion, Li Yu clicked on the next video.

A rugged road appeared in the picture. In front of it were soldiers wearing armor and soldiers and people pushing wheelbarrows and dragging their families. When they saw the car approaching, they all ran to both sides of the road to avoid it.

Next, the camera jolted suddenly, and the sound of a car hanging on its chassis was heard. Sun Facai cursed:

"Damn it, these idiots are just preoccupied with fighting, why can't they just repair the road? If this goes on, the car's underbody protection will be destroyed sooner or later."

Cai Yan's voice was a little calmer:

"Husband, don't be upset. Let's just walk slowly... This time the car is completely exposed. Dong Zhuo will definitely ask for it. How do you plan to deal with it?"

"Just give it to him. Anyway, he can only stare when there is no gas... Recently I specially drove on the streets of Luoyang to make everyone not surprised, otherwise I would really scare people... Yanmei, give me a steamed bun, It smells like garlic."

Damn, is this the ordeal that the savior needs to go through... Li Yu listened to Sun Facai's chewing sound and wanted to get something to eat.

He pressed pause, and just as he was about to get up to look for something to eat, Lu Bu walked in with two basins.

One pot was freshly fished braised pork, and the other pot was oily noodles that Xiu He had just made for Lu Bu.

The noodles are boiled with green vegetables, topped with various seasonings, and a large spoonful of dried chili powder is added. When hot oil is poured in, the spicy flavor comes out.

"I didn't expect that there is such a simple way to make soup cakes. When I go back, I will make a pot for Mr. Wenhe to try."

Lu Bu used chopsticks to stir the noodles, fully coated with chili oil and sauce, picked up a chopstick and took a big bite, and said with satisfaction:

"Shutan, this way of eating is really delicious!"

Li Yu looked at the braised pork in the basin, picked out a pig tail and ate it, then clicked the space bar to continue playing the video.

Although he was in the car, Cai Yan did not forget to study:

"The road is crowded now. Could you please tell me the Pythagorean Theorem?"

The sound of chewing steamed buns stopped for a moment, and then the sound of Sun Facai's coughing sounded:

"Yanmei, I have completely forgotten all this knowledge. I have to educate myself before I can teach you."

"Can you please talk about the advantages and disadvantages of a constitutional monarchy?"

"Well...I also have to read a book first."

"Isn't my husband unable to talk about substitution reactions in chemistry textbooks?"

"My sister Yan is really smart, she can even guess this."

"..."

Although it is enviable to marry a talented woman, seeing Sun Facai's attitude, it is obviously difficult to resist.

Damn you, don't embarrass modern people.

Lu Bu showed off several mouthfuls of noodles and took a big bite of pork head meat. While chewing, he asked:

"Why can't I understand what they are talking about?"

"These are all modern knowledge... Cai Yan is really smart. He actually learned junior high school courses by himself in such a short period of time, and he developed in an all-round way without partial subjects."

If this came to the real world, it would probably not be a problem to get the top scorer in the college entrance examination... The setting of a talented woman is really amazing.

In the video, the two were still chatting, but something happened in front of them.

A small group of Xiliang soldiers dragged two women in sackcloth to the woods on the roadside. With their sinister smiles on their faces, they knew what was about to happen without even asking.

Cai Yan cursed angrily:

"Beast!"

Sun Facai honked the car horn and lowered the window. Just as he was about to act bravely, a general in armor suddenly arrived on horseback and whipped the soldiers with a whip.

After a few soldiers dispersed, the general turned around, and then Li Yu saw clearly:

"Wei Xu?"

Lu Bu took a bite of the onion and said:

"Yes, Wei Xu was responsible for escorting the family members to Chang'an. The troops he brought escorted the family members, while he himself followed the car on horseback...Mr. Wenhe said that a good brother who makes a fortune is the foundation of world change. We all are But even if you die, only the wealthy and virtuous brother must live!"

In the footage, Wei Xu was riding a horse and waiting by the roadside. When Sun Facai's car approached, he cupped his fists and saluted and reminded:

"Brother Fa Cai, don't blow the whistle randomly, it will cause unnecessary trouble. If you encounter this kind of situation again, don't conflict with the soldiers... Mr. Wenhe said that the soldiers are like bandits, so please bear with it."

There was doubt in Sun Facai's voice:

"Who are you?"

"I, Wei Xu, have been ordered to protect Brother Fa Cai and his family."

When he heard that he was protecting himself, Sun Facai's voice became a little more excited:

"Thank you for your hard work, brother... Sister Yan, where are those vacuum-packed Daokou roast chickens? Give a few bags to General Wei Xu and some bread."

Lu Bu watched this scene and took a big mouthful of noodles:

"No wonder Wei Xu kept asking where the mouth was when he came back from Chang'an. It turned out that he was still thinking about roast chicken."

Li Yu asked:

"Is Wei Xu in the camp now?"

Lu Bu nodded:

"Here, I rushed all the way back from Chang'an. After I recovered, I lay down and fell asleep."

When Li Yu heard this, he picked up his cell phone and called Zhang Guoan:

"Now you drive the logistics vehicle, go to the old Daokou roast chicken shops in the city, and buy all their roast chickens... Yes, you want them all, as much as you can get!"

After hanging up the phone, Li Yu transferred 30,000 yuan to Zhang Guoan and left a message:

"If it's not enough, tell me and I'll transfer it to you."

As for Sun Facai's mouth, I don't know how many people he will offend along the way. Now that he can reach Chang'an safely, Wei Xu must have put in a lot of trouble.

This little general, who looks to be only eighteen or nineteen years old, is very solid in his work. He successfully recruited Dian Wei to his command last time, and now he has escorted his good friend all the way to Chang'an.

If such a great hero wants to eat Daokou roast chicken, why should he hesitate? arrange!

Lu Bu put down the noodle basin, cupped his fists towards Li Yu and said:

"Thank you dear brother Wei Xu!"

Li Yu shook his head and said:

"He sent my good friend all the way to Chang'an. It doesn't matter if I treat him to a roast chicken...and the vacuum-packed roast chicken is not as delicious as the freshly cooked one. If you want to eat it, you have to eat the authentic one."

In the video, Wei Xu, who received the roast chicken and a bag of snacks, was overjoyed and ran back all the way, probably wanting to share it with his family.

As the car continued to move forward, Cai Yan sighed:

"It's really appropriate to arrange General Wei's escort. Mr. Wen He is indeed a first-rate counselor."

Sun Facai echoed:

"I used to think that he was an old silver coin, and I was very scared. Fortunately, he is on our side. It is the opponents who should be worried..."

This video ends, Li Yu and Lu Bu continue to watch in chronological order.

Along the way, there were all kinds of miserable things to see, including people starving to death, women who were humiliated to death, and elderly people who were terminally ill and could only lie on the roadside waiting to die...

Sun Facai was quite active when he first came out of Luoyang City. He kept bombarding Cai Yan with all kinds of flirtatious and love stories, and he was totally in a state of taking his lover on a self-driving trip.

But the further they walked, the more silent the young couple became.

When Chang'an City was in sight, the two of them stopped even sighing when they saw the corpse.

Fortunately, Wei Xu rode over from time to time to take care of him, otherwise the two of them would have had to fuck each other along the way.

The last video was in front of a tall house in Chang'an City. Wei Xu came to say goodbye. Sun Facai packed a carton of food from the car and handed it to him.

After Wei Xu left, Sun Facai got into the car and adjusted the camera to the perspective inside the car.

It had only been a few days on the road, but Sun Facai looked several years older and a lot thinner. The car was filled with all kinds of food, but he couldn't take a bite.

"Brother Yu, we arrived in Chang'an safely. Fortunately, Brother Wei Xu followed us, so we were safe... I just went to the city wall to look through the telescope, and there were more people coming this way. They were so dark, like ants, no Know how many people are going to die.”

He was silent for a moment and then said:

"When I settle down, I will try to prepare the gunpowder and try to get the cannon out as soon as possible without embarrassing the Polytechnic... If everything goes well, I will help your apprentice to take over as soon as possible. I can't wait for Dong Zhuo to die and want to end this troubled world as soon as possible. "

What he saw along the way made Sun Facai deeply touched. He was no longer in the mood to talk about the dirty words he usually talked about. He just wanted to do something for the people here.

Jia Xu is planning this matter, it's useless for you to tell me... Li Yu plans to talk to Lu Bu later to see if Lao Jia has any plan B.

When it’s time to speed up, we should speed up. We can’t always wait for the wheel of the times to roll forward. When necessary, we can also take the initiative to turn the wheel.

Sun Facai readjusted the driving recorder to the perspective outside the car. A group of menacing servants appeared in the distance, heading straight for the Cai Mansion. Without any explanation, they knocked the two servants of the Cai Mansion to the ground...

The video stopped abruptly here. Li Yu flipped through the folder and saw no subsequent video files.

"What's going on?"

Damn it, I didn’t encounter any setbacks on the way from Luoyang to Chang’an, but when I arrived in Chang’an, I was bullied to the point of being bullied?

Lu Bu grabbed a piece of pig ear, rolled it up like eating a big cake and took a bite:

"These are Wang Yun's servants. They occupied Cai Yong's house on the grounds that the Wang family was large and the house arranged by the court was too small... Wei Xu heard about this and led his troops there."

Li Yu felt nervous:

"A fight started?"

There is nothing wrong with attacking the Wang family in Hulao Pass. Even if the Situ Mansion has objections, they can only suffer this loss.

But now we are in Chang'an City. If we send troops to beat the servants of Situ Mansion, Wei Xu will be guilty.

Lu Bu shook his head:

"There was no fight. Cai Yong was still on the road with the young emperor's Luan Jia. Cai Yan took the initiative and led the rich and talented brother and a group of servants to give up the house and find another remote house."

My God, isn’t this a loss?

Lu Bu said:

"That house is closer to the palace. It is easier to communicate with the little emperor using a walkie-talkie. It is also next to the school grounds in the city. It is also convenient for testing gunpowder and other things."

Lu Bu is still in charge of Jinwu. When he goes to Chang'an, he will station himself in the city's campus to protect the palace. In this way, Sun Facai's safety will indeed be improved a lot.

But we can't just let this loss go... Lu Bu finished the pig's ears in a few mouthfuls and assured Li Yu:

"When my brother goes to Chang'an, no matter how much wrongs the rich and wise brother has suffered, he will pay it back ten times and a hundred times... The little emperor needs to step on the heads of the Gong Gong princes in order to regain control of the court and revive the Han Dynasty. Now If someone sticks out their neck, let’s use their head!”

Li Yu had no doubts about Lu Bu's execution ability. He said:

"Go back and ask Mr. Wenhe to see if he can win over more Xiliang army generals, stir up chaos in the court, and assassinate Dong Zhuo in advance!"

After Dong Zhuo's death, hundreds of thousands of Xiliang troops were leaderless and soon became a disaster.

Start in advance now, and when Dong Zhuo dies, he can be recruited and streamlined. All the eliminated soldiers will be sent to farm fields, mines, and build various factories.

If everything goes well, within three years, the entire land of Sanqin will be transformed.

At that time, Cao Ah Man should still be slaughtering the city in Xuzhou to avenge his father, right?

When Lu Bu heard that Dong Zhuo was going to be assassinated in advance, he was so excited that he didn't even bother to eat the meat:

"Brother Wei thinks so too. As long as I have the ability to take over the court, I will start taking action when I and the state army arrive in Chang'an!"

The assassination of Dong Zhuo is a major event in the Three Kingdoms world, so you must be cautious.

Especially now that the plot has completely changed. There is no beauty trap, no Wang Yun to fan the flames, and the entire assassination process needs to be laid out from scratch.

However, the plan to assassinate Dong Zhuo was all on Jia Xu, which was too oppressive for employees, so he had to find a helper for Lao Jia.

How about deceiving Xun Yu in the name of killing Dong's thief and lightening the burden on Lao Jia's shoulders?

Thinking of this, Li Yu asked:

"Where is Xun Yu now?"

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