Chapter 156 Yue Fei: I Am a Man, I Can’t Vomit [Please Vote]

Chapter 156 Yue Fei: I am a man, I can’t vomit... [Asking for monthly votes]

"Sir, if you don't go to the study, are you afraid that Sister Guiying will stick a note on your face?"

After booking the tickets, Diao Chan checked her WeChat balance and asked with a smile.

Li Yu shook his head and said:

"With Yue Fei's temper, he will definitely stop playing if I want to go there. You guys can continue. It just so happens that I haven't logged into the game recently, and I'm having a great time today."

Diao Chan looked at the empty room, her sweet little face full of unbearability:

"Sir, wouldn't it be lonely to be here alone? Do you want me to stay here with you?"

"No, no, no, there are a lot of fun people in the game."

“That’s great~~~~~”

The little girl left the room, closed the door for Li Yu, and returned to the study to continue playing poker.

It was not until 10:30 in the evening that several ancient people in the study reluctantly put down the playing cards in their hands, and everyone's face was covered with notes.

In order to avoid running out of paper, Wu Song specially cut a few pieces of used printing paper with a paper knife, and then brought a bowl of water so that everyone could dip it in and stick it on their faces.

Seeing Li Yu coming, Yue Fei immediately wiped the note off his face, secretly crumpled it into a ball, and threw it accurately into the trash can not far away.

Hey, he finally looks like a child... Li Yu didn't criticize him, but said:

"It's time to rest, don't play too late... Go to the amusement park tomorrow morning, everyone, please pay attention to the time."

Time flows at different speeds on both sides, and it's easy to miss it if you don't pay attention.

Wu Song handed Yue Fei a newly purchased electronic watch:

"Junior brother, you can check the time anytime and anywhere by wearing this... I will go back with you later and tell you about the time flow rate in the two worlds."

If you want to go to the amusement park, you have to say hello to Mrs. Yue and your mentor Zhou Tong in advance, so as not to worry them.

As for why it is explained there, the main reason is that half an hour in the real world is equivalent to several hours in the book world, so there is more time to explain.

"The time on both sides is actually different?"

Following Wu Song's instructions, Yue Fei carefully put the electronic watch on his wrist and looked at the numbers on it carefully.

After several days of self-study, he can already understand Arabic numerals and use them correctly.

Arriving in the backyard, Li Yu turned on the stable light and said to the two brothers:

"Choose a horse for Senior Zhou."

Yue Fei originally wanted to choose a big black horse, but he thought it was too strong and worried that Zhou Tong's body would not be able to bear it if it ran too fast, so he chose a bay red horse.

This horse has a slow temperament and is quite leisurely even when eating feed. It is not as showy as the big black horse.

"Okay, just this one."

Wu Song took out the bay horse and carried two large bags of horse feed from the storage room. He and Yue Fei left the backyard gate and returned to the world in the book.

After the two left, Mu Guiying also expressed that she wanted to return to the village.

Seeing Li Yu looking at her, the girl quickly stuffed the poker that came from the study into her arms, and then pretended to be "I'm very busy, don't interrupt me to handle business."

"Don't just play around, take care of the copycat thing, and I'll teach you a few more ways to play poker later."

Upon hearing this, a village leader became interested:

"Isn't the game of poker just about comparing sizes? Are there many more?"

"Yes, there are landlords, running fast, double promotion, catching bamboo poles, hoeing the earth, Texas... there are so many ways to play, but if you don't make some achievements, I won't teach you anything."

For this scumbag, the only way to attract her attention is through play.

Sure enough, after hearing these names, Mu Guiying took the bait:

"Don't worry, sir, I will definitely build the cottage to be as good as this one... By the way, what about that cement? Sir, can you buy us some?"

I played all night and didn’t think of anything serious. Now that I was stimulated by the poker, I remembered the mission in the real world.

Li Yu no longer knew how to complain about this scumbag:

"Didn't you say last time that there was a lime mine nearby, and lime was mainly used to build houses? Why are you thinking about cement again?"

When mentioning this, Mu Guiying's pretty face was filled with speechlessness:

"Don't mention it. The prisoners in the lime mine rioted and the mine collapsed. We can't buy lime in a short time. I have asked people to buy it elsewhere. I also asked sir to temporarily support some cement."

There is no problem buying cement, but what does it mean if the mine collapses?

Someone in the mine produced black powder. Is it exciting?

Thinking of this, Li Yu explained to Mu Guiying:

"You go back and investigate to see why the lime mine collapsed. If it is related to the explosion, find the person who caused the explosion and steal it to the cottage."

Although anyone who knows black powder knows about mononitrate, dithiosulfide, and charcoal, it also involves grinding, stirring and other processes, and the optimal ratio is not as simple as one, two, and three, and needs to be explored slowly.

If there is a ready-made talent, it is natural to grab it and let him focus on research. If he can come up with some soil bombs, Marshal Mu's breakthrough to the Tianmen Formation will be even more exciting.

"Okay, I'll do this when I get back."

Mu Guiying also knew that business was important, so she stopped laughing and strode to the back door and disappeared into thin air.

After everyone left, Diao Chan took Li Yu's arm happily:

"Sir, Brother Fa Cai is a modern man, why haven't you developed gunpowder yet?"

Li Yu smiled and said:

"He has been busy running away to Chang'an recently, how can he have that time? Moreover, Cai Yan obviously wants to learn all the knowledge of future generations. Just explaining all kinds of knowledge is enough for him to give him a headache, and he has no energy to do research at all."

Cai Yan's IQ is obviously higher than Sun Facai. If this talented woman is trained first, then the two of them can do research together, which will definitely be more efficient.

I wonder if I will be able to see the foundation laying ceremony of the Han Academy of Sciences in my lifetime... Li Yu silently set a small goal for the Three Kingdoms World.

The two of them added feed to all the horses, locked the back door, walked around in front again, and then returned upstairs.

"Good night, sir~~~~"

Diao Chan let go of Li Yu's arm and returned to room 201, preparing to study secretly for a while and not let Yue Fei's brother get too far ahead.

Li Yu turned off the lights in the study, patted the dog on the head, and went back to his room to rest.

In the early morning, when Li Yu just went downstairs, he saw Mu Guiying sitting in the yard taking a selfie with her mobile phone. She didn't know who she learned how to use scissor hands, and she was having a great time.

"When did you come?"

"It's been an hour. I was afraid of missing the time, so I came a little early... Sir, Moments is so fun, can you give me a like?"

When I saw Diao Chan’s Moments last night, I was also moved, right?

Li Yu smiled and took out his mobile phone. As soon as he opened the circle of friends, he found that Mu Guiying had posted at least dozens of updates.

These updates include not only her various selfies, but also photos of flowers and plants in the yard, and even bird poop on the steps, emphasizing the equality of all things.

Ever since WeChat became an office software, I haven’t seen this kind of screen-swiping activity for a long time... Li Yu liked Mu Guiying again and couldn’t help but say:

“You don’t need to post updates so frequently, just share the beauty and mood in your life.”

Mu Guiying gathered next to a cluster of wintersweet flowers, held up her mobile phone and took a selfie with a pout:

"I am just sharing the beauty, the beautiful Guiying, the beautiful flowers, the ugly cicada playing in the mud!"

What is all this mess?

Li Yu put away his phone and asked about business:

"Going to investigate the lime mine?"

After having fun, Mu Guiying also knew that business was important and said quickly:

"I went and said that the explosives were mismatched, which caused a big explosion in the mine, killing two guards. The prisoners then rioted... The man who prepared the gunpowder escaped, and I am sending people to hunt him down."

The main incarnation of Mu Zhai, Mu Du, is in trouble... Li Yu thinks that the gunpowder should be mixed in the right proportions, so that the explosion will be more violent. As long as he finds that person and re-matches the gunpowder, maybe Muke Zhai can take the lead in mastering the gunpowder.

At this time, Wu Song had also gone downstairs, and Li Yu went for a run with him.

When she came back, Mu Guiying was holding Diao Chan's skipping rope, jumping tirelessly, while Diao Chan was holding up her mobile phone and taking a short video of the girl.

In the pavilion not far from the two of them, Xiao Yue Fei had also come over and was holding a book and reading it carefully.

In the same courtyard, there are clear distinctions between bad students and top students.

Li Yu said:

"It's time to eat. After dinner, we will go to the amusement park. By the way, we will send Mr. Wenhe's calligraphy to be framed."

Yue Fei put away his books and sent them to the study upstairs first. Then he followed everyone and washed his hands carefully, then walked into the restaurant and started eating today's breakfast.

This was his first time eating breakfast in a modern society. When he saw the various delicacies on display, he wanted to try them, especially the fried ones. The little guy visibly swallowed his saliva while observing.

Mu Guiying picked up a dinner plate and handed it to him:

"You can take what you want to eat. You're welcome. There are tongs or chopsticks next to all the food. Just pick it up on the plate... By the way, Xiao Feifei, it will be good for you to eat more of those fried dough sticks."

Hum, since the fried dough sticks are Qin Hui's bastard who suffered a thousand blows, let Xiao Feifei take revenge first.

"Marshal Xie Mu reminds me."

Xiao Yuefei thanked him, picked up an empty plate and started to take the meal.

Although he had a big appetite, he was not greedy. Instead, he took a little bit of each food, intending to taste it first and get a preliminary understanding of modern food.

Li Yu filled a bowl of mustard lean meat porridge, took a sesame pancake, peeled open a salted duck egg, and ate it slowly.

Diao Chan on the side was not interested in the salted duck eggs at first, but after seeing the oily appearance after peeling them off, her appetite was whetted, so she took one, peeled it and put it into the steamed buns, then squeezed the salted duck eggs into pieces, and then held the steamed buns. Take a bite:

"Hmm... This way of eating is so delicious, but the egg white is too salty... It would be better if I could only eat the egg yolk, one bite at a time, even if I gain two pounds, I would be willing to do so."

As soon as Li Yu heard this, he picked up his phone and bought this girl some snacks made from egg yolks.

For example, salted egg yolk mooncakes, salted egg yolk shortcakes, salted egg yolk glutinous rice cakes, salted egg yolk glutinous rice balls, etc. By the way, I bought a box of finished salted egg yolks. Later I can make some egg yolk baked pumpkins, egg yolk baked sweet potatoes and other dishes for the little girl to enjoy. Get addicted.

After buying these, Li Yu continued to eat breakfast.

After everyone had eaten and drank, and he was about to set off, he realized that he and Diao Chan and Mu Guiying were all wearing modern clothes, and only Yue Fei was wearing Hanfu.

What to do? Change into modern clothes?

But Yue Fei's long hair, even if he changes into modern clothes, will still attract onlookers.

Moreover, if he had long hair when he was twelve or thirteen years old, he would not be a serious student at first glance, and he might even be disliked by his parents.

Well, after finally taking the little guy to experience life, it’s better not to let him encounter those looks.

Li Yu thought for a while and came up with an idea:

"Xiaochan, Guiying, you two go change into Hanfu. Since we are the people of Hanfu-themed B&B, we have to promote Hanfu when we go out."

Just letting Yue Fei wear Hanfu would make him very uncomfortable facing everyone's gaze.

But if all four of them changed into Hanfu, no one would pay attention to Yue Fei. In fact, with Mu Guiying's conspicuous appearance, he would definitely attract most of the attention.

Li Yu went upstairs and changed into Hanfu, but this time he did not wear a white nobleman's suit, but a set of black with red straight stitching. This color can make the black sweater inside less conspicuous. It is still a cotton style, so wearing Warmer.

After changing his clothes and going outside, Diao Chan thoughtfully put on a hair condom for him.

"Sir, this suit is really handsome."

Diao Chan wore a dark-colored straight train with red, which was somewhat similar to the color of Li Yu's clothes. They looked like a couple when they stood together.

When going downstairs, this girl even held up her phone to take a selfie.

Mu Guiying, who was dressed in chivalrous clothing, curled her lips:

"Take two steps to take a photo. At this speed, we won't be able to reach the playground at noon."

But after all, Village Leader Mu also took out his mobile phone and took a selfie with scissor hands tilted up to 45 degrees:

"You're a dashing little chivalrous girl, I'll cross the ocean and chop you to death, yeah!"

Yue Fei didn't know why everyone changed into Hanfu. Wu Song next to him said:

"Brother Li is afraid that you will be watched by people, so you put on Hanfu, so that not many people will pay attention to you... Junior brother, don't worry, I have to go to work, and we will have dinner together in the evening."

"Thank you, senior brother, for reminding me."

Arriving at the car, as soon as Li Yu opened the door, Mu Guiying got on the back seat, patted the seat next to her and said to Yue Fei:

"Xiao Feifei, come and sit. The seat in front belongs to your sister Xiaochan. No one else can sit there."

Tell me everything, draw a circle and curse you... Diao Chan glared at Mu Guiying, sat in the passenger seat holding the bamboo tube containing Jia Xu's calligraphy treasure, and quickly buckled her seat belt.

Yue Fei sat in the car and closed the door according to Mu Guiying's instructions, curious about everything in the car.

When Li Yu started the car, his eyes lit up:

"If this thing is used for the army's march, it will be beneficial!"

People with high military talents are like this. Everything they see will be associated with war. I wonder how this little guy will react when he sees the forging process of large machinery.

In order to prevent the future Marshal Yue from motion sickness, Li Yu deliberately drove the car slower and turned down the heating.

Mu Guiying and Yue Fei, who are very interested in fighting, have something in common:

"Don't even think about those ancient roads, unless you replace it with Quan... Sir, what kind of car is Quan?"

"All-terrain vehicles are vehicles that can travel on complex terrains such as mountains, Gobi deserts, beaches, and rivers. However, such vehicles are not suitable for large armies to march out, but are suitable for small groups of soldiers to penetrate behind enemy lines."

But if there are too many such cars, it will also involve oil supply issues, so don’t think about it for the time being.

For ancient soldiers, as long as they can have enough to eat, they will loyally follow their commander all the way to the dark side.

Whether or not you have a car for the time being is secondary.

"Xiao Feifei, this is Shitouzhai Village. Your senior brother works as the security director in this village... In front is the Hanfu Factory, where your senior brother works as the security manager... That gate is Mr. Fengming Valley Scenic Area, and your senior brother is inside Serves as security consultant.”

The last time I took a car to the city, Mu Guiying listened to Diao Chan's talk.

Now that there's a new person in the car, it's finally her turn to show off.

Yue Fei looked out through the car window carefully. He was surprised not only by the smoothness and width of the road, but also by the tallness and grandeur of the houses. He was even more surprised by the clothes and smiles of the pedestrians on the road.

These are all things that Yue World does not have.

"The people live and work in peace and contentment...Is this a world of eternal peace?"

Li Yu said:

"The world is not peaceful either. There are still wars, but our country has not had a war in decades."

He drove to the city, found the place where "Linjiang Fairy" was last mounted, and walked in with the bamboo tube:

"Boss, frame another picture with words."

"It's easy to talk, but I'm just curious that my brother hasn't been here recently."

The boss unfolded the rice paper and saw the four sentences of Hengqu, and said with a smile:

"Is it still written by Jia Xu? It feels more subtle than the last time... Oops, this signature is actually given to Yue Fei. The names of your friends are bigger than the last."

Li Yu smiled and agreed casually:

"It's all written for fun. I also have Qin Qiong, Lu Bu and Wu Song."

"Good guys, you guys who play with Hanfu, you like to think about this... and frame it by hand, right? Pick it up in three days, I promise to make it beautiful for you."

After paying the money, Li Yu got back in the car and went straight to the Dream Valley Amusement Park.

In order to give a few people a more intuitive understanding of modern roads, Li Yu deliberately turned onto the expressway, first onto the Beijing-Hong Kong-Macao Expressway, and then got off.

Although Yue Fei tried to stay calm, his face was already pressed against the car glass:

"With such developed roads, the army will arrive at dawn and dusk, which will be of great help to the stability of the dynasty."

Mu Guiying patted his head and said:

"It's time to relax when you go out to play. Don't think about these things all the time. Think about what events you will play later. Anyway, I heard from Marquis Wen that some of the events are quite scary. I wonder if Xiao Feifei dares."

"Marshal Mu has an order, how dare Fei disobey!"

I just told you last night not to use aggressive tactics. You girl are disobedient, right?

After getting off the highway, Li Yu came to the entrance of Dream Valley Amusement Park. As soon as he parked the car, Mu Guiying took out her mobile phone and kept taking pictures of the castle-style gate:

"No wonder Fairy Little Chan likes them so much. These pink buildings are so interesting."

When Mu Guiying walked into the amusement park, everything she saw was novel. She hit the Diao Chan with an air hammer, looked at the candy paintings around the stall, and also bought a Monkey King candy painting and ate it. , can't rest for a moment.

I didn’t ride the merry-go-round today. Instead, I followed Mu Guiying’s request to play the roller coaster first.

After the four people lined up and got on the bus, the car soon started. As it climbed up, Diao Chan closed her eyes nervously and held Li Yu's arm tightly. Mu Guiying looked around and even wanted to take out her mobile phone to take a selfie.

Only Yue Fei held his breath and concentrated, looking like a little adult.

Soon, the roller coaster climbed to the top and began to descend and accelerate. The screams of the tourists continued, mixed with Mu Guiying's laughter. Yue Fei, on the other hand, still tried his best to maintain a mature and steady state.

While waiting for the roller coaster to slowly enter the station and get off, Yue Fei didn't react at all.

After walking out of the roller coaster venue, Li Yugang was about to ask what to play next, when he heard Yue Fei muttering in a low voice:

"I am a man, I cannot vomit... I am a man, I cannot vomit..."

Before he finished speaking, the little guy ran to the trash can and vomited...