Chapter 176 Hey, Is This the Women’s Federation? My Mother Beat Me! 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】

"What oil? You brat also arranged for me, right?"

As soon as the gentle and mature voice sounded in his mind, Li Yu felt another blow to his head, but this time it was much lighter than before.

Empress Nuwa can actually read my thoughts? Isn’t this too disrespectful of privacy?

As soon as this thought flashed through Li Yu's mind, a cold snort came from his mind, and his mother's brain collapsed one after another.

Hiss... If you keep doing this, you will be beaten stupidly. No, I have to find a way to talk to the old mother honestly. If she is beaten again, I will go to the Women's Federation for help!

"Sir, are you okay? Don't scare me."

Diao Chan saw Li Yu stunned on the spot, occasionally covering his head subconsciously, as if someone was beating him, but there was no one else in the entire Nuwa Palace ruins. This was so weird!

Li Yu rubbed his head and sat down on the threshold:

"I'm fine, just a little tired... I just saw a grapefruit seller at the gate. Can you go buy me one? I want to rest here for a while."

It's okay... Diao Chan breathed a sigh of relief:

"I'm going to buy it now. Sir, stay here and don't move around. I'll be back soon."

After saying that, she trotted along the way she came to buy grapefruits.

Li Yu rubbed his head, dumbfounded:

"When did this girl learn the gag in "Back View"?"

What am I doing here... After Diao Chan walked away, Li Yu took out the bones in his pocket, looked at the yellow clay statue in front of him and asked seriously:

"Isn't the empress unable to feel the real world?"

Nuwa's voice sounded in my mind:

"I really can't feel it. Even now, I'm still very vague about the world you live in... The bone in your hand is my tailbone. I can only feel it if I hold the bone close to the place where I am enshrined."

Good guy, if you can still operate like this, wouldn't the rule that there is no divine power in reality be broken?

The empress used this trick to seduce Chen Cang. She was worthy of being an old man who has lived for so many years... Hey, don't hit, don't hit, mom, I was wrong, I was really wrong!

Forgetting that the empress could feel all his thoughts now, Li Yu quickly gathered his thoughts and begged for mercy while rubbing his head.

"I admit that I lied to you, but it was just to scare Guiying. Who would have thought that you would also believe me... Let's first say that you can't chop off my head or dig out my heart. I'm only eighteen and still young. Leah."

Li Yu kept nagging, and the empress couldn't stand it anymore:

"What are you talking about, beheading your head and digging out your heart? Brat, what are you talking about?"

Um?

What's the meaning?

Didn't the empress want to kill me and dissect me?

Li Yu put away his thoughts and repeated what Mu Guiying had said before. The empress couldn't help but be happy when she heard:

"That's when Guiying told me your suggestion, so I asked out of curiosity how this kid's head is so long, and it's so easy to use. Then I was curious about whether you have the Seven-Orificed Exquisite Heart... I'm such a stupid disciple. They will spread random messages.”

Well, the case was solved. It turned out that it was the female bandit Mu Guiying who was causing the obstruction, which caused my dear mother and I to almost turn against each other. Fortunately, my wise mother did not fall for the trick.

Li Yu racked his brains to praise, but the Nuwa Empress couldn't help but interrupt him:

"If you, that brat, went to ancient times, you would definitely be a traitorous minister with a sweet talk and a sword."

Pull it off, I'm going to ancient times, and the Nine Heavens Xuannv Empress should have slapped me hard by now... Li Yu silently complained and asked about business:

"My dear, can you use magic in the real world?"

"No, the most I can do is rely on my sculptures to maintain the call. Why do you ask?"

If nothing can be done, then I’ll be relieved.

Li Yu's tense nerves relaxed a lot, and he was just about to sigh that the real world was awesome, when he once again felt the long-lost brain collapse in his head.

"Although I can't use any magic, I can still flick your head."

Hiss... If you had told me earlier, it would have made me happy in vain.

Li Yu rubbed his head, feeling that he had found the reason why Mu Guiying was a bad student. With the old mother's beating character, it would not be enough to give her Cai Yan.

There were no tourists around at this time. He sat on the threshold and asked a few more questions about the gods.

"My dear, can other gods sneak into the real world like you?"

"No god can do it except me."

Nuwa is now in the Great Perfection state of a saint, and the next step is to transform into the way of heaven, so she is now desperately suppressing the state to avoid becoming the cold and emotionless rules of heaven.

Li Yu was a little curious:

“Can’t we create a new realm?”

"It's not that easy. At least Hongjun and others haven't done it. Even the body of Daode Tianzun has been transformed into heaven, and only a part of humanity has been transferred to the good corpse of Taishang Laojun. This is also the reason why Laojun has a transcendent status in heaven. 's sake."

It seems that the operation of the prehistoric system is not as good as that of online game companies.

If you dare to upgrade to level 100, I will immediately set the highest level to level 1,000. Even if you spend money to catch up, I can set the experience required for the last level to an astronomical figure.

Anyway, as long as you are willing to play, you are destined to be led by the game company.

But the prehistoric system is the opposite. Once the account reaches full level, it will be digitized. Doesn't this drive players to other servers?

Li Yu rubbed the bones in his hands and then asked:

"Then have you found a way to avoid becoming a god? What can I do for you?"

Since the gentle and kind-hearted old mother is in trouble, we, as children, have to help out.

Nuwa's voice was a little more pleased:

"It has been solved for the time being. At least in the past tens of millions of years, there is no possibility of transforming into heaven. As for the future, it is hard to say now."

Tens of millions of years are just temporary?

Mom, our understanding of time seems to be slightly different!

Nuwa said:

"I cut off the tailbone of my body and brought Guiying into the real world. From now on, I will always be one step away from Dzogchen, and I no longer have to deliberately suppress my realm."

Li Yu's hand trembled. He didn't expect that this crystal clear bone was cut off from the empress's body. This was the bone of a saint. No wonder other gods couldn't come.

He asked unfoundedly:

"What should you do if you encounter a master at the Dzogchen realm and you can't beat him?"

"Half of the six saints have already transformed into heaven, and the remaining half are struggling to support themselves. No one will attack each other... And even if that day comes, I will just take this bone back."

It seems that the empress has used the real world as a safe. We can't help with saint melee and the like, but it is still possible to save the coccyx for the empress.

However, he sincerely hoped that there would never be a day when the tailbone would be returned, because that would mean that the empress was about to sink her boat, and even if she won, she would be treated like a god.

Rubbing the coccyx in his hand, Li Yu suddenly remembered the coccyx of the human body.

Logically speaking, the five tail vertebrae are only a few centimeters long, but one bone of the empress is more than ten centimeters long. Isn't the empress a giant?

Just as he was about to imagine what the giant old mother looked like, he received a blow in the head:

"What are you thinking about, you brat? My body is with the head of a human and the body of a snake, not human."

Li Yu patted his head and forgot about this incident.

But when he thought of the appearance of a human head and a snake body, the cartoon about Nuwa patching up the sky that he watched when he was a child appeared in his mind. The empress cut off her tailbone with a knife, and the body turned into a bald-tailed... big one. Long worm?

As soon as I thought of this, I felt my head hurt one after another:

"Big Changchong! Big Changchong! Let you call me a big Changchong... No wonder Guiying said that I can maintain my humanity in the real world. Just being angry with me, you brat, is enough!"

Feeling the pain in his head, Li Yu quickly begged for mercy, called his mother several times, and promised Mu Guiying to bring delicious food back, which finally calmed down his old mother.

"Don't buy me milk tea full of sugar, it's too greasy; popcorn is best freshly made, it won't taste good when it's cold; the crispier the fries, the better, put more spicy powder..."

Listening to Nuwa's endless request, Li Yu rubbed his temples and weakly agreed.

"A few days ago, my good corpse vaguely sensed a tall man praying and demonstrating a flying knife... Is he one of yours?"

tall and big?

Isn't this Lu Fengxian who aspires to be Lu Fengxian?

Li Yu said:

"It's Lu Bu from the Three Kingdoms period. I want to learn how to throw a knife from you. I've thought about it myself, but I can't shoot as far as Guiying."

Mu Guiying's accuracy on the target at a distance of 100 meters has exceeded that of modern pistols. Even for a small-caliber submachine gun, it would be difficult to achieve this result without sights and other assistance.

Let alone Lu Bu's heart, anyone would want to have this skill.

"Guiying is the reincarnation of a god, and her body was specially strengthened by me. The flying knife is her original setting. Ordinary people don't have this opportunity, so it's difficult to go further."

In this case, go back and tell Lu Bu, lest he get confused.

After talking about this, Nuwa took a closer look at the scenic spot and said with some dissatisfaction:

"The clay sculptures in the temples here are so complicated? And they put Buddhist statues above me?"

Although there are ruins of Nuwa Palace in Gulingshan Scenic Area, Buddhist statues have been enshrined in recent years, and their status is all above that of Nuwa. There are even settings such as Nuwa's mother and Nuwa's grandmother.

Now that the old mother has returned, she feels that she has a group of elders, and she is obviously angry.

Li Yu explained:

"Different systems have different statuses. For example, Haotian, some systems are said to be the creator gods, some have become Taishang Laojun's disciples, and some are the incarnations of Yuanshi Tianzun, etc. It's very complicated... Empress If you don’t like this place, how about I build a sculpture of yours in the Fengming Valley Scenic Area?”

I was worrying about whose sculpture to build. Since the old mother has appeared now, I naturally have to build her sculpture.

Nuwa did not object to this proposal:

"When I put my tailbone in when erecting the sculpture, I can listen to the prayers of believers and feel the joy, anger, sorrow and joy of the world."

I'm afraid that when you meet a group of fun people, you will be so angry... Just when Li Yu was about to speak, Diao Chan came with a big grapefruit, and there were fine beads of sweat on her forehead, obviously she had run all the way.

"Silly girl, there's no need to be in such a hurry."

Li Yu quickly took out a tissue and wiped the girl's sweat.

"I'm worried about you sir... would you feel better after taking a rest? I just heard that there is a health center nearby. Do you want to go and check it out?"

"No, no, you should take a break and feel my old mother's love."

Tian Tian said that he rejected feudal superstition, but he became superstitious. Mr. Diao Chan was really funny... Diao Chan sat down next to Li Yu with a smile. Just as she was about to peel the grapefruit, she felt a warmth on her head.

Huh? It seems that I really feel it.

The little girl felt that the time had come to make a report, and quickly bowed her hands to the clay sculpture:

"Empress, please take care of Sister Guiying, she...she always wraps herself up in my quilt when she sleeps!"

Although she gathered all her energy to complain, when she really needed to pray, Diao Chan didn't know what to say, and she held it in for a long time before telling her about rolling up the quilt.

After finishing the report, the girl held the grapefruit and began to peel it carefully.

Nuwa said in Li Yu's mind:

"What a beautiful little girl. She is so considerate to you. If you dare to make her suffer in the future, I won't forgive you!"

Good guy, I was beaten here for a long time, but in the end you became Diao Chan's supporter, right?

Li Yu did not dare to complain too much, but instead conceived the style of the statue of Nuwa in his mind. As he was thinking about it, the solemn version in his mind was forcibly replaced by another shape:

The soft woman with her chest and waist wrapped in leaves, but her lower body has the body of a snake, is rushing high into the sky with a ball of sparkling magma in her hands.

Isn't this Nuwa patching up the sky?

Mom, you want this, don't you? Don't worry, I guarantee it will be done perfectly... Li Yu muttered in his heart, took the grapefruit peeled by Diao Chan and was about to eat it, Nuwa's voice sounded in his mind again:

"This fruit is sweet and delicious. I will buy more for Guiying to take back."

Um?

Aren't you unable to use your magic?

This person spanks a child and eats fruit. He is almost no different from a normal person, right?

"Everything, as long as it is placed in front of the statue, it is an offering, and I can enjoy it... But in this world, I can only briefly taste the offering and say a few words, and I can't do anything else."

Pull it down, my brain collapse just now almost gave me a concussion... Li Yu and Diao Chan ate grapefruit and walked around again. When they saw the shining golden Buddha statue on the top of the mountain, they found the reason why the empress was angry.

Thinking about the erection of the statue, and because Nuwa didn't like this place, the two of them walked out carrying the remaining half of the grapefruit.

Diao Chan held Li Yu's arm and recalled what she had just felt:

"So gentle, so comfortable, like being in my mother's arms when I was a child."

Li Yu said:

"In the future, when the statues of gods in our scenic area are erected, you can tell the empress if you have anything on your mind. Remember to buy a cup of milk tea when you go there. The empress likes sweet drinks."

"Okay, I will definitely not forget it."

As we approached the gate of the scenic spot, Nuwa's voice rang in my mind for the last time:

"Don't forget about erecting the statue. I'll cut off contact first. I'll talk to you after the statue is erected. Goodbye, good boy."

Oops, after being beaten from beginning to end, my old mother finally realized that I was a good boy. It was not easy.

Li Yu didn't ask about the world of Yang Family's Romance, and Nuwa didn't mention it either. I guess the dust has settled.

But in detail, we have to wait until Mu Guiying goes to support Yang Liulang to break the formation before we know the final result... After leaving the scenic spot, Li Yu drove back to Yinzhou.

When passing by the building materials market, he turned in, found a store that made sculptures for scenic spots, and made an appointment with the boss to go to the scenic spot to build sculptures in the next year.

First build a statue of Nuwa, and then place some murals or reliefs around it, such as Nuwa patching up the sky and Nuwa creating humans, to deepen the anchor of the empress.

In the later stage, you can also imitate Longqi Mountain and build a small temple or something on the top of the mountain.

After paying the reservation deposit, Li Yu saw that it was already noon and was too lazy to go back to the B&B for dinner, so he asked Diao Chan for her opinion:

"Whatever you want to eat, I'll take you to eat."

The little girl tilted her head and thought for a long time, then said a little embarrassedly:

"I want to eat roast duck... I've seen roast duck mentioned many times in the Beijing travel guide, but I don't know what it tastes like."

Upon hearing this, Li Yu pointed to the car:

"Come on, get in the car, I'll take you to have a taste."

Although Yinzhou is a small fourth-tier city, there is still roast duck, and it is quite authentic.

Driving to a roast duck restaurant, Li Yu went in and ordered a freshly roasted crispy duck, as well as a few side dishes and desserts, such as cherry foie gras and so on, which made Diao Chan addicted to eating Beijing cuisine.

Place the duck cake on the plate, dip two pieces of duck meat in the sweet noodle sauce and spread it on it. Add a few shredded green onions and wrap the duck cake. Li Yu handed it to Diao Chan:

"This is how to eat it, you try it."

Diao Chan took it and put it into her mouth, feeling the crispness of the duck skin, the tendons of the duck cake, the tenderness of the duck meat, and the sweetness of the shredded green onions, with a look of happiness on her face:

"It's delicious. No wonder so many people like it."

Li Yu doesn't like this kind of meticulous way of eating. Relatively speaking, he is a northerner who is more southern. He likes to chop roast duck or roast goose into large pieces and eat it dipped in sour plum sauce.

"The Sichuan and Chongqing regions like to combine roast duck with maocai, which is called maocai duck. If you like it, I can make it for you to try this afternoon."

"Okay, okay, thank you sir!"

No need to thank you, no need to thank you, you are the one being protected by the Nuwa Empress, I don’t dare to offend you... After complaining, Li Yu subconsciously covered his head, not feeling the old mother’s gentleness, and then confirmed that the light There is no way to connect through the tailbone.

After the two of them had eaten and drank enough, they packed up the remaining duck meat and bought two roasted ducks separately before settling the bill and leaving.

After getting in the car, Diao Chan’s miser attributes exploded:

"A duck costs two to three hundred. Isn't it too expensive?"

If I had known it was so expensive, I would have chosen to eat hot and sour noodles. It is cheap and cost-effective. If you are not full, you can also have a meat bun, which is delicious.

Li Yu started the car and said dotingly:

"Don't worry about this little money. Spend it when you need it. If it's not enough, I'll earn it for you."

These words made the little girl excited. She waited for a while and asked in surprise:

"No composition this time?"

Every time my husband says he is obedient, he always writes an essay. Today is a bit unusual!

Li Yu turned around and drove in the direction of Fengming Valley:

"I'm in a good mood today. I won't let you write your essay anymore. Go back and write your papers."

Diao Chan: "..."

I knew Mr. Bad would not let me go so easily~~~

She held her mobile phone and sent a message to Zhou Ruotong:

"We are having roast duck at the B&B in the evening. Sister Zhou must come."

"Okay, sister, I'll go there right after get off work... Did you have fun in Guling Mountain?"

Seeing this question, Diao Chan thought for a while and replied:

"I feel the protection of a mother, which makes me very happy."

Zhou Ruotong:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Is this an encounter with a magic stick?

Back at the B&B, as soon as Li Yu walked into the door carrying the roast duck, he saw Mu Guiying sitting in the yard, holding a pot of oil and pouring noodles on it, and showing off garlic cloves.

Seeing Li Yu, Village Master Mu came over holding a basin and asked in a low voice:

"Sir, have you contacted my master? She told me to listen to you and not to make you angry or to wrap myself up in Fairy Little Chan's quilt. She also said that if I don't obey in the future, she will betroth me to a man pretending to be eighteen years old. Brat... Who is so shameless, even pretending to be your age?"