Chapter 213 Prince Shang Shou! 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】
King of Shang?
Could it be that Prince Zhou was the one who got it?
Li Yu quickly got up and hurried to the warehouse, fearing that the Shang King, who was responsible for changing the story of the gods, would get into trouble with Lao Guan... But among the three brothers Liu, Guan, and Zhang, wasn't Zhang Fei the most impulsive? Why did you change people today?
Zhang Fei ran ahead and said angrily:
"The stupid big guy came up and called the second brother short, which made the second brother so angry that the eldest brother and I couldn't hold him back."
If you say this about Zhang Fei or Liu Bei, maybe it's okay.
Zhang Fei has recently learned from Lu Bu that he is shameless. If you say he is short, this guy will say that he will only move up as if he doesn't want to look like a fool.
And Liu Bei would laugh it off and not care about other people's personal attacks on him.
Of course, if you want to criticize Zhang Fei and Guan Yu in front of him, Uncle Liu Huang will immediately let you know that there are several ways to write the word "marty" in Zhaolie.
As for Lao Guan, it's different. He's too proud and will go berserk if he directly attacks him personally... But Lao Guan is over two meters tall, so what right does Zi Shou have to call him a dwarf?
Li Yuzheng was puzzled, and suddenly thought of the description of Prince Shang in "The Romance of the Gods":
"He is six feet tall, with his hair disheveled, holding an iron sword in his hand, shouting loudly, and looking mighty and domineering, like a god descending to earth."
Damn, if we go by Lu Bu's height, this guy must be 3.67 meters tall?
Is he still a human being at such a tall height?
Arriving at the warehouse, Li Yu saw Guan Yu fighting with a strong man. The two should have been fighting for a while. At this time, their clothes were torn and they were shirtless. Their strong muscles were like marble sculptures.
Is this what Prince Shou is?
He looks to be just over 2.4 meters tall. Although he is indeed very tall, even taller than Lu Bu, he is far from the inhuman level of 1.6 meters tall.
So, was there bragging in the original novel?
It should be said that Guan Erye is still awesome. In addition, he has learned a lot of boxing and kicking skills from Wu Song recently, and he actually fought back and forth with King Zhou.
Although King Zhou was tall and strong, he was obviously not adapted to the environment here. He looked around while fighting, and he couldn't let go.
If the fight continues like this, Laoguan should be able to gain the upper hand.
"Stop, stop fighting!"
Li Yu first asked the two to stop, and then asked the tall muscular man:
"Are you a disciple?"
This man was less than thirty years old, strong and handsome. When Li Yu mentioned his name, he immediately stopped and said proudly:
"Since you know Gu's name, why don't you kneel down and salute?"
Upon hearing this, Li Yu waved to Laoguan:
"continue!"
Zhang Fei came over with a surprised look on his face and asked politely:
"Sir, I see that this man is as strong as an ox and has a strong body. The second brother is a little tired. Over time, there may be something wrong..."
Li Yu didn’t quite understand:
"There are no outsiders here, Yide, you might as well speak more clearly."
"I just want to ask, can I beat him with my second brother? I can't beat Bingzhou kid. I finally meet a big man who is taller than him. I have to punch him a few times to enjoy it."
Good guy, you've been yelling at me for a long time just because you wanted to fight.
Li Yu waved his hand:
"Okay, let's come together!"
Zhang Fei: "!!!!!!!!!"
Let me just say that your husband is more handsome today than usual!
He didn't dare to take action before because he was worried that if he really hurt the guest of the B&B, he would not be able to explain it to him. But now that Mr. Li, the owner of the B&B, has spoken, what are he waiting for?
Mr. Zhang rushed over with a roar, jumped up, swung his fist as big as a sandbag, and hit Zi Shou hard on the face.
It's a pity that the stupid big guy in Bingzhou is not here, nor is Wu Erlang who is good at boxing and kicking. Otherwise, if everyone works together, we can definitely take care of this stupid big guy.
Although Zi Shou was faced with enemies from both sides, he was not afraid:
"No matter who you are under, if you commit such crimes like this, I will definitely execute you one by one!"
My day, you actually said harsh words. Believe it or not, I will call Lu Bu over right now and let you experience how the three heroes beat King Zhou?
Liu Bei watched the two brothers fighting happily, and he was afraid that the fight would end badly, so he quickly walked towards Li Yu:
"Mr. Li, is this person Zhou Prince Shou?"
"Yes, King Zhou in The Romance of the Gods. The book states that he is one foot six feet tall. I didn't expect it to be an exaggeration."
Liu Bei had just learned about the popular science information on oracle bone inscriptions, and he knew the sizes of the Shang Dynasty very well:
"It is said that in the Shang Dynasty, a foot was between fifteen centimeters and seventeen centimeters. The height of ordinary people was more than one foot, so there was the title of husband of one husband, that is, the husband... It is fair for a son to be one foot to six feet. No exaggeration."
One foot and six feet seems to be the standard size for adults in the world of gods. Nezha, Jieyin, the Four Saints of Kowloon Island, Zheng Lun and other gods are all 16 feet tall.
Seeing that Li Yu showed no sign of stopping, Liu Bei couldn't help but remind him:
"Mr. Li, although Zi Shou is cruel and unethical, he is the master of a country after all. Isn't it inconsistent with etiquette to beat him so violently?"
He knew that the world of gods was to be opened, and he also knew that King Zhou was related to a big plan of the empress and Li Yu, so he was afraid that his son would be damaged.
Li Yu smiled and said:
"Don't worry, he can't be beaten to death. Even if he has one breath left, Zi Shou will still be vigorous and vigorous when he returns to the world of gods... He has Ziwei Zhenqi to protect his body and can't even hurt a saint. Since we can beat him in the real world, we can I have to speak out for the saints."
Well, I won't be angry when I go to the scenic spot with my nose and face swollen after being beaten up. Otherwise, even if I know that this guy's behavior of writing poems is a set-up by God, I'm afraid I won't be able to swallow this breath, and I can't wait to beat him again. pause.
Finally, Zishou couldn’t bear it anymore:
"You can just stop here. This king... I can forgive you..."
He took a breath. Although he beat the two of them hard, he couldn't bear the pain... He had never felt pain before, so he didn't know it would be so uncomfortable.
Do you understand the situation?
Yes, this is a good start.
Although Zhang Fei's face and shoulders were swollen and his body was bruised and bruised, he liked the feeling of punching to the flesh, especially Zi Shou's huge figure, which made him feel like he was beating Lu Bu.
"Quickly tell me you are Bingzhou Lu Bu, and I won't beat you after that."
Zi Shou pondered for a moment:
"Where is Bingzhou? Who is Lu Bu?"
"Just say what you say, why is there so much nonsense?"
Seeing Zhang Fei clenching his fist as big as a sandbag again, Zi Shou was too lazy to hit him any more, so he waved his hand and said:
"Okay...I am Bingzhou Lu Bu!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Fei became even more excited. He jumped up and raised his fists to give Zi Shou a panda eye:
"That's why your name is Lu Bu!"
After the fight, Zhang Fei jumped up and down with joy:
"Damn, I finally let out this bad breath. Although I know it's fake, it still hurts..."
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly noticed that Lu Bu was sitting on the electric fifth wheel with interest, his legs crossed, and he didn't know how long he had been watching.
"Damn it, you little bitch didn't help me even when I came here. Didn't you see that grandpa and I were beaten?"
Lu Bu then got out of the car and walked over. He first looked at Lao Guan's injuries, then at Zhang Fei, and kept tutting:
"Come on, how can we fight like this together? Who is he? He's actually taller than me."
Liu Bei quickly introduced:
"This is Prince Shou of Shang, also known as King Zhou. It is an important force for Mr. Li to correct the world of gods. You must not..."
Before he finished speaking, Lu Bu kicked Zi Shou, and he couldn't help but clenched his fists and started to fight. Not only did Zi Shou become stunned, but Liu Guanzhang was also dumbfounded.
what's the situation?
Why did this guy suddenly feel like he had eaten dynamite when he heard King Zhou's name?
Liu Bei took out his mobile phone and checked King Zhou's resume. He found that he had never had any enemies with his ancestors named Lu, nor had he caused any harm to the boundaries of Bingzhou.
Only Li Yu knew that Lu Fengxian was trying to vent his anger on the empress.
Well, although he only expressed verbally that he would give some advice when he had the opportunity, in his heart Lu Bu had already regarded himself as his empress's apprentice.
This person dares to humiliate Master, I will never tolerate it!
Although Zi Shou was afraid of pain, he was not afraid of Lu Bu in a real fight. Soon, Lu Fengxian also lost a little bit. Fortunately, everyone was fighting with fists and kicks, and no one was attacked, so the injuries were not serious.
Finally, when this round was over, Lu Bu tore off his torn robe and said to Zi Shou:
"Please show some respect to me when you offer incense in Nuwa Palace. If you act so ungratefully, I will make you sit in a wheelchair for the rest of your life!"
Zi Shou:? ? ? ? ? ? ?
what are you saying?
What are you all doing?
What the hell is this place?
Seeing that this guy was willing to communicate, Li Yu asked:
"Zishou, how many years have you been on the throne?"
"Five years...where are you? Who are you?"
Five years? The original work states that King Zhou only went to Nuwa's palace to offer incense in seven years. There were still two years left, so there was plenty of time and there were many things that could be arranged.
Liu Bei walked over, picked up the clothes on the ground and handed them to Zi Shou:
"This is the real world. You should take a break and wash your face first. Later I will explain to you the world in the book and the real world, and also tell you the story of your future."
The presence of Uncle Liu Huang saved Li Yu a lot of trouble.
Seeing that his son was too big and his clothes were different from those of modern people, he said to Zhang Fei:
"Go to the restaurant and bring him some food. Let's eat here. I'll look for the Hanfu custom-made by Brother Fengxian. I'll get him a set first... Lao Guan, wash your face and get ready for dinner."
Now that you've beaten enough, let's move on to the next step.
Everyone got up and went about their own business. Not long after, Zishou put on a brand new Hanfu and ate the fried dough stick buns brought by Zhang Fei for breakfast. He kept praising how delicious they were.
The rice in the Shang Dynasty was all mushy like all kinds of porridge. It was really strange to suddenly eat fried dough sticks and steamed buns.
He listened to Liu Bei's lecture while eating. After showing off a large basket of fried dough stick buns and a small pot of chestnut and pumpkin porridge, he finally figured out his identity:
"So, I am a character in the book, yet I am cruel, cruel and full of evil? Where is the person who wrote the book? I want to give him the highest respect - kill him myself!"
Lu Bu chuckled:
"The person who wrote the book was named Xu Zhonglin in the Ming Dynasty. He seems to be a down-and-out Taoist priest who has not been admitted to Taoism. Therefore, in the book, he has both praise for freedom and a desire for compilation. It is very complicated."
Next, everyone talked to each other and talked about the entire ancient history to Zi Shou. They also talked about Xiqi's conquest of merchants.
Anyway, I was already frightened, so I might as well make the fright more intense.
After some brainstorming, Zishou was deeply hit and slapped the table hard:
"All fates are calculated, so how can I save myself? This time when I go back, I will definitely kill the entire Xiqi Ji clan, no matter old or young, no one will be spared!"
Liu Bei immediately waved his hand and said:
"This is a bad idea! Zishou, you have to remember one thing. You must make many friends and only a few enemies. Only in this way can you have hope of making a comeback."
In "The Romance of the Gods", the Yin Shang side is very powerful. Even Kong Xuan, the first person among the saints, is also on their side. There are also Grand Master Wen Zhong, the four generals of the Demon Family, etc., as long as they don't do anything wrong. A wise move to win over talents, what can Xiqi do?
Zi Shou's mind was still at the stage of killing, killing, killing:
"Then I kill Jiang Ziya?"
Lu Bu hated iron and said:
"Why did you kill him? Anyway, Jiang Ziya went to Chaoge to find you first. When the time comes, he will directly worship him as prime minister, fully support the cause of conferring gods, and at the same time recognize him as his father-in-law... Follow Ji Fa's path and let Ji Fa There is no way out!”
Has Lao Jia instilled any ideas into Lu Bu recently... Li Yu feels that Lu Bu is becoming more and more like a dog-headed military counselor. Well, he will blow your head off if you don't obey.
Zhang Fei also came up with an idea:
"Check Nezha's date of birth, and bring Li Jing and his wife to Chaoge in advance. As soon as Nezha is born, you will accept him as your adopted son, give him affection and love, and little Nezha will definitely be a fierce general under your command! "
When you first look at Fengshen, you would think that Nezha’s abilities were all taught by Taiyi Zhenren. In fact, he is the spiritual bead next to Nuwa, and he is born with a halo.
Even if he doesn't teach anything, little Nezha will still be able to fly into the sky and do anything.
In fact, if Taiyi Zhenren hadn't interfered, the relationship between Nezha and Li Jing would not have reached that point.
Guan Yu hates sycophants:
"Fei Zhong and You Hun's slanderous words and flattery are actually a scourge for the government. It is recommended that they be granted a sinecure and be marginalized. They should listen more to Shang Rong. Don't bring Su Daji into the palace, and don't ruin the relationship with the Jiang family. .”
Soon, opinions came pouring in one after another, which made Zishou feel dizzy:
"Why is it all a ruse? No direct slaughter?"
Damn, I am even more naive than I am in the original novel... Lu Bu said:
"You just listen to what we say. Don't push me too hard. If you don't obey us, we will support Xiqi. Maybe you can even recognize a godson."
Zishou rubbed his face and said with some distress:
"Even if I work hard to govern and don't harm the courtiers or be extravagant, don't I only have thirty years left? I can't go against the destiny of heaven, what should I do?"
Liu Bei smiled, as if he was possessed by Kong Ming:
"We have mastered the method of changing destiny against the will of heaven. Even destiny can be changed at the same time... Even if the Qi cannot be increased, you can just change the name of the country when the time comes. After changing the name of the country, divide the nine states in the world..."
Speaking of the origin, Li Yu also came to inspiration:
"Xuande, you might as well open up the structure a little wider. With our help, just change it to an imperial system. The enfeoffment system of the Zhou Dynasty caused several emperors to starve to death. In the second half, they were like puppets. There is no need. No more fussing."
These words made Liu Bei's eyes light up:
"Yes, you can do that... Don't be decadent, Zi Shou. Come on, it's time to worship your empress."
The weather is not very good today, it has been raining continuously, and there are not many tourists in the scenic area, so it is a good time to take Shou to meet the empress.
This guy is so big that he will definitely be mobbed when there are many tourists.
After walking out of the door, Zishou turned his face and looked at the huge warehouse, exclaiming:
"If this thing is moved to Chaoge, I will definitely treat it as a palace and receive congratulations from all directions here!"
Good guy, your pursuit is really unique... Li Yu led everyone to the B&B to get umbrellas. He also measured the length of his feet and went back to customize some pairs of shoes for him.
After all, I will be a part of the B&B in the future. Let’s not talk about my abilities. At least I can’t disgrace the B&B in terms of appearance.
Zi Shou looked at everything around him and felt that everything was novel.
When he arrived at Longwang Village, he saw Zhao Dahu's pickup truck and couldn't help but jump into the truck bed, his eyes filled with the desire to see new toys.
Judging from his performance, Mu Guiying's last place cannot be kept.
As soon as I entered the 500-meter range of the Nuwa statue, the empress's voice rang in my mind:
"The world of Conferred Gods has finally opened... What happened to his face? Why is he bruised and swollen?"
Li Yu took the opportunity to say something nice to Lu Bu:
"Brother Fengxian heard that Zishou was coming, so he couldn't help but fight with him. He also warned him to go to Nuwa Palace to show some respect. If he behaves disrespectfully again, he will be confined to a wheelchair for the rest of his life."
"This big guy is pretty good at raising favorability points... That's called favorability points, right?"
Good guy, you learn everything!
Arriving in front of the statue of Nuwa, Zishou put down his umbrella, looked up, quickly lowered his head, and bowed respectfully.
But just after two bows, the guy suddenly held his head, howled and fell to the ground. He rolled several times and lasted for several minutes before calming down.
"Empress, what are you doing?"
"Implant a psychological suggestion...don't you want to implant it too? How about I try?"
Looking at Zi Shou's miserable appearance, Li Yu finally understood that the empress' so-called implantation of psychological suggestions was a physical implant.
He quickly declined:
"No need, I think it's fine as it is now."
The empress laughed:
"Aren't you afraid of haunted houses?"
"People have to be in awe. Besides, as long as I don't go to the haunted house, it's okay even if I'm afraid."
Lu Bu pulled Zi Shou up and asked in a low voice:
"what's the situation?"
Zi Shou held the umbrella handle and patted his chest with lingering fear:
"I saw something terrible...I can't tell you the specific content. It makes me so scared when I think about it."
The empress then said to Li Yu:
"When you leave, bring him some clay from the real world and have Huang Feihu personally deliver it to Nuwa Palace outside Chaoge City."
"Okay, ma'am, I'll start digging when you get back."
Everyone left together and passed by a snack bar selling fried chicken. Liu Bei took out his mobile phone to scan the QR code to pay, and bought some delicacies such as chicken popcorn, chicken tenders, and chicken wings for everyone.
"Hey, why is this guy so tall?"
The snack bar owner was shocked when he saw Zi Shou's size.
Li Yu said without changing his expression:
"I came here to perform, but it rained unexpectedly."
After buying food, everyone returned to the B&B and continued to teach Zishou to give him a general understanding of the story of the gods, and then find ways to transform it bit by bit.
The world of Fengshen is almost entirely filled with elements of gods and demons, which can be used to liberate productivity.
For example, let the Sword Immortal and the Wood Spirit Immortal plow the fields, let the Fire Spirit Immortal and the Golden Spirit Immortal refine steel and cement, let the Water Spirit Immortal and the Earth Spirit Immortal build water conservancy... As long as they are willing to explore, every cultivator can find the correct way to use it.
Zi Shou kept gasping, never expecting that future generations would have so many clever ideas.
When they almost understood it, Li Yu and Lu Bu carried shovels, dug a bag of clay near the warehouse and gave it to Zi Shou, instructing him to send Huang Feihu to Nuwa Palace outside the city, and then watched him go back through the back door.
After seeing King Zhou off, Li Yu and Lu Bu were chatting and scrolling through their WeChat Moments, when they suddenly saw Zhou Ruotong's post:
"If anyone has information on the late Yin and Shang Dynasties, please send me a copy. Thank you very much!"
Late Yin and Shang Dynasties?
Isn’t this the period of subjugation?
He sent a message directly to Professor Zhou:
"What information do you need about the late Yin and Shang Dynasties? I can help you pay attention..."