Chapter 479 Hemorrhoids Fall Out, What Should I Do?

Feeling the shocked gazes around him.

The boy was obviously more proud than before.

He straightened his chest unconsciously, "It's mainly thanks to Tian Xiaoqiang. He is really business-minded. We made all this money under Tian Xiaoqiang's leadership."

Chen Mu touched his nose.

He asked a question that he had been curious about for a long time, "Can I ask, who came up with this genius idea of ​​playing basketball in the dormitory?"

The boy was silent suspiciously, "Tian Xiaoqiang..."

Chen Mu: "..."

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"Hahahaha!!! So, Tian Xiaoqiang is the culprit for the broken air conditioner?"

"Before, I heard that he could make money, and I began to admire Tian Xiaoqiang's business acumen. Now I have to take back all the previous admiration. This guy froze himself!!! Hahahaha!!!"

"The scary thing is not that he froze himself, but that he froze himself in 40-degree weather. What a talent!"

"Where there is a sleeping dragon, there must be a young phoenix. Didn't you see that before Dr. Chen spoke, Tian Xiaoqiang's roommate really thought that Tian Xiaoqiang was a rare genius!"

"In a sense, how can such a Tian Xiaoqiang not be considered a genius..."

"That's right! You people are too limited in looking at people or things. Isn't this a genius in another sense! Hahahaha!!!"

"..."

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Chen Mu nodded speechlessly, "From this point of view, our classmate Tian Xiaoqiang is really a talent!"

The boy stood beside Chen Mu and rubbed his hands awkwardly.

Then he reorganized his words and said, "Tian Xiaoqiang works in a convenience store at the school gate. We asked the owner of the convenience store to freeze a freezer of mineral water for us, and we would buy it all."

"When the boss saw that we could sell in large quantities, he was willing to help us freeze it. On the first day, we brought back 30 boxes of frozen mineral water, which were frozen very solid."

Chen Mu frowned: "With so much frozen mineral water in the dormitory, even if the temperature drops, do you guys still have a place to live?"

Hearing Chen Mu's question, the boy shook his head: "Doctor Chen, I don't Some say that these frozen mineral waters belong to our dormitory. "

"We are only responsible for bringing the mineral water back. We have negotiated a price with the convenience store owner, 20 yuan per box of frozen mineral water, 24 bottles per box."

"If other students in the apartment building want to drink frozen mineral water, we can also deliver it to the dormitory, 2 yuan per bottle, with a minimum of five bottles. If students do not need so much mineral water, they can also come to our dormitory to buy it by themselves, and one bottle can also be sold at retail."

Chen Mu: "!!!"

He now understands why these guys can make money.

There is no convenience store downstairs of the apartment building of Haicheng University.

Convenience stores are at least near the cafeteria, or near the library, or at the school gate.

When many students are hot, they will choose to order milk tea on the takeaway app.

But milk tea on takeaway is so expensive.

Even the cheapest Mouxue costs five yuan a cup on the takeaway app.

But the ice water sold by these guys in the dormitory is completely different.

Two yuan a bottle is the price of the more common and regular mineral water on the market.

And what they sell is not iced mineral water, but frozen mineral water.

For many crispy college students with more active minds, this can completely lead to more things.

For example, Chen Mu himself has a super large cold cup of 1,000 ml.

Change your thinking.

Use a blade to open the frozen mineral water bottle, and pour the whole frozen mineral water inside into the cold cup.

Then pour some room temperature drinks into it.

Isn't that a big bucket of iced drinks?

As for the so-called five bottles of free delivery.

For the vast group of crispy college students, it will not be a problem.

Even if you only need one bottle, you can ask your roommate or acquaintances in other dormitories.

In this hot summer, it is too easy to get five people who need frozen water.

Even.

There is an even simpler way.

Let alone the crispy college students, the young people who love milk tea today, just pick a few people, and they may find a few milk tea thermos bags at home.

No one really shares the order.

Just buy five bottles at a time and put them in the thermos bag. As long as you drink it quickly, it will be the same.

Think about how popular this thing will be in the dormitory.

Even Chen Mu couldn't help swallowing his saliva.

Should I say it or not.

He misunderstood this Tian Xiaoqiang before, although Tian Xiaoqiang frostbite himself in this weather.

But just relying on the other party's business acumen, how can he say that the other party is not a talent?

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"I seem to have found a new way to make money. I've already asked my roommates if they want to work together!"

"It's easy to say. Now you're not the only one who knows how to make money. All the college students in the country know it."

"I'm afraid that everyone will do the same business and end up with a lot of ice water in the dormitory that we can't finish."

"Some people's motivation is really amazing. I've seen people collecting milk tea bags in our school's second-hand idle group, one yuan each."

"No! Can a person's execution ability be so strong?"

"This is no longer the point of strong execution, this is simply the point of pressing ordinary crispy college students to the ground and beating them."

"Someone in our school is also collecting milk tea bags. Looking at my box of milk tea bags, I feel like I can have hot pot tonight and improve my food!"

"Okay, okay!!! I'm going to sell milk tea bags too!"

"..."

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Hear this.

Chen Mu was somewhat curious about their small business, "Have you never considered selling other drinks?"

Boy: "Sell it! But other drinks are at room temperature. If you need cold drinks, you can drink them with frozen mineral water, which will taste better."

Chen Mu: "..."

Okay!

After figuring out how these guys make money.

Chen Mu’s focus.

Back to the beginning, "So...what's going on with his frostbite?"

The boy was a little embarrassed, "We have been using these frozen mineral water to lower the indoor temperature during this period, so before going to bed last night, we moved many boxes of frozen mineral water. The box was almost full. "

"When we got up today, we saw Tian Xiaoqiang lying inside, looking like he was frozen."

"We don't dare to delay for fear of losing lives. We will send it to Dr. Chen right away without stopping..."

The boy still had an innocent expression on his face.

Chen Mu was rarely silent.

He finally figured out how Tian Xiaoqiang got frostbite.

Although it's not clear yet.

What was the main reason why Tian Xiaoqiang slept in the frozen mineral water? But this guy simply slept in the ice and gave himself frostbite...

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"I briefly recalled the whole process of the whole thing. Let's just say, is there a possibility that if these people didn't play basketball in the dormitory at the beginning, Tian Xiaoqiang would not be lying in the school hospital now. ?”

"There is no such possibility, haven't you felt it? With his brain circuit, even if the air conditioner is not broken, he may still have to sell water."

"To be honest, I was so excited just now, mainly because these people are making so much money!"

"The part-time job here in our school only pays 8 yuan an hour. But according to their idea, you can earn 28 yuan from selling a box of water. How can you not be tempted!"

"They are all crispy college students with little money in their pockets. As long as they can think of such a way to make money, how can they not take action?"

"If this is the case, we can only say that whether these guys play basketball indoors or not, Tian Xiaoqiang will eventually come to the campus hospital."

"Maybe it's not Tian Xiaoqiang who came to the school hospital, but someone else from their dormitory."

"Tsk! What you said really makes sense!"

"..."

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Thinking of the patient still lying inside.

No effective treatment has been obtained yet.

Chen Mu couldn't help but urge him, "Where are the people who went to buy medicine? Why haven't they come back yet?"

An intern doctor came forward and said: "They have left the vicinity of the school, scanned the battery carts, and went further to find chilblain cream. Several pharmacies near Haicheng University do not have chilblain cream..."

Chen Mu: "..."

Not to mention near Haicheng University.

Even in the entire Haicheng, there may be many pharmacies that do not have chilblain cream.

Instead, it's a lot of burn ointment.

Rubbing his sore forehead, Chen Mu said helplessly: "Please tell those who are going to buy ointment. Don't search blindly. Search on the takeout software. Which drugstore has it? Just go there. "

The interns, “are already doing that.”

Chen Mu breathed a sigh of relief.

good.

These guys were not as stupid as he thought.

"Then there's nothing going on for now. Leave a few of you here to observe the condition of the frostbite patients. If it doesn't get worse, just keep warm."

"Oh, by the way, you can go in to see the patient's condition and gain insights, but if the patient himself cares, you must come out as soon as possible without disturbing the patient."

"Then you can negotiate the time among yourselves and go in in batches, otherwise it may disturb the patient's rest."

I saw the intern doctors nodding their heads.

Chen Mu then returned to his school doctor's office.

Su Bingbing followed Chen Mu back to the school doctor's office.

Seeing Su Bingbing's happy face, Chen Mu asked: "Reporter Su, why are you in such a good mood suddenly? Did something good happen?"

Su Bingbing nodded happily, and then said: "Yes, Doctor Chen, I am really grateful to you now, as well as many classmates from Haicheng University!"

Chen Mu suddenly became alarmed, "Why did Reporter Su say this..."

Su Bingbing smiled brightly, "Our program has now broken the record for the number of people online for this year's live broadcast, just because of the classmate Tian Xiaoqiang next door."

Chen Mu: "..."

Su Bingbing can be happy.

But because this kind of thing broke the program team's record, Chen Mu really couldn't be happy.

Su Bingbing: "Now the whole Internet is discussing Tian Xiaoqiang's amazing skills. The last time the program was so popular, it was because of He Chongming."

Chen Mu: "..."

All of a sudden.

I don't even know what to say.

What's going on with Su Bingbing? She spoke in a tone that seemed to admire He Chongming.

Just what He Congming and Tian Xiaoqiang did.

Is this an operation worthy of praise?

I felt Chen Mu's silence and resentment.

Su Bingbing smiled and poked Chen Mu's waist, "Why did Dr. Chen suddenly stop talking?"

Chen Mu was desperate, "I'm thinking about whether Secretary Zheng will agree to my resignation application now."

Su Bingbing: "..."

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"It's really hilarious that Dr. Chen, who wanted to resign, is late but has arrived!"

"Dr. Chen: I used to work here, but I was a bit useless. Why am I starting to lose my face now?"

"There used to be no live cameras, and these magical operations would only be circulated within Haicheng University, but it is different now. Now it is embarrassing and has been disgraced to the whole country."

"I feel like Dr. Chen is really exhausted right now."

"My wife is so beautiful, does Dr. Chen really have the heart to resign?"

"Then don't be too patient! Dr. Chen clearly wants someone to take his place in the next second, so that he can leave Haicheng University as soon as possible."

"The popularity of Haicheng University is very gratifying. I even asked a big boss I knew if I wanted to be a school doctor at Haicheng University, and then the big boss blocked me!"

"Ha ha ha ha!!!"

"Boss: I just know you, but I didn't expect you to actually want to harm me!"

"..."

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Su Bingbing: "..."

Chen Mu's attitude when he said he wanted to resign was obviously very casual, but he seemed very serious at the same time.

For a moment.

Su Bingbing was even thinking, maybe Dr. Chen meant it this time when he said he wanted to resign?

Just when Su Bingbing was about to continue saying something.

When I tried to calm down Chen Mu's mood, I saw that Chen Mu's breathing had stabilized.

Su Bingbing blinked and poked Chen Mu's face in disbelief.

When Su Bingbing realized that she was facing an unresponsive Chen Mu.

I finally realized it belatedly.

Is their Dr. Chen really falling asleep in the live broadcast camera?

last night.

What else did this man do after he separated from her?

Are you so sleepy?

Looking at Chen Mu, he couldn't even open his eyes.

At this moment, Su Bingbing was puzzled.

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"You guys are all quacks!"

"I don't need you to see me. I want Dr. Chen to see me. If that doesn't work, I can ask Dr. Zheng to come back."

"Classmate, even if Dr. Chen examines it for you, the answer will be the same. This is how you deal with your disease."

"Yes, I still recommend that you go to the hospital for surgery in the future."

Chen Mu opened his eyes and heard the quarrel outside.

Why did I need surgery?

Chen Mu opened his eyes with difficulty, yawned, and found the crowd arguing outside.

A boy was holding his hands behind him while he was chatting with a group of intern doctors.

"What's wrong?"

The moment he saw Chen Mu, the boy was so excited that he almost cried, "Dr. Chen, you are finally out! I want you to treat me, not these quack doctors."

Chen Mu: "What's wrong with you?"

Boy: "My hemorrhoids fell out and they asked me to stuff them back in!"

Mu Yao answered on the side: "We suggest you, if you can't do it yourself, we can also help you stuff it back!"

Boy: "Dr. Chen!!! Look at these quack doctors!!!"