Chapter 513 Practice Resetting the Same Way You Practice Giving an Injection!
Chen Mu looked at the crispy college student with a red face.
In a very determined tone, he spoke: "Judging from the current situation, although your idea is good, you have failed."
The patient's lower abdomen still had the same bulge.
Obviously.
Not only was the other party's constipation not resolved, he even had food accumulation.
I roughly figured out the cause of the matter.
Chen Mu held his chin and gradually thought about the plot behind it, "Although you think your idea is very smart, you should not only fail to solve your constipation problem after dinner, but also have food accumulation. "
"And the dislocation of your arm..."
Chen Mu's tone was even more helpless, "If I guessed correctly, you should have read online about how to relieve food accumulation or quick pooping movements, and want to learn how to improve your own food accumulation and constipation. ”
"result……"
"You didn't control your strength well and dislocated both of your arms?"
This is impossible!
Almost all the intern doctors standing behind Chen Mu thought so.
Dr. Chen's logic sounds too outrageous.
The remedies for constipation found on the Internet are basically some yoga movements.
It won't be dislocated...
Who knows.
The crispy college student's eyes were shining when he looked at Chen Mu.
He kept nodding his head: "Dr. Chen, you are so powerful! How did you guess it?"
Other intern doctors: "???"
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"Seeing the expressions of the intern doctors at the back, I believed it. Sometimes even doctors would never imagine that a crispy college student could do such a ridiculous thing."
"The doctor can't think of it, but the school doctor can."
"The reason why the school doctor wants to get it is because there are too many outrageous things. I was the school nurse in high school. I had flu in the school before and students who came to the school doctor for leave, I asked them to enter the room for ten minutes before taking their temperature. Otherwise, these children would use hot water bottles. Apply it to the forehead and armpits. The most outrageous time I saw was when a student was so lucky that his thermometer went off the charts!"
"As much as I want to refute it, I seem to have done this before, like applying a hot water bottle to my forehead to ask for leave..."
"Me too... Our head teacher was so frightened at the time that he called my parents. Later, after I went to the hospital and was exposed, I got my wish. I took sick leave for more than a week to recover from my trauma at home..."
"666! It seems your parents are quite ruthless!!!"
"His parents most likely didn't even finish their work, so they hurriedly asked for leave from their boss. If they didn't, their wages would be deducted, but they found out that they were being tricked by a naughty kid!"
"Although I have done similar things, if I were to take on the role of a parent, I would probably be more ruthless than his parents???"
"Me too……"
"..."
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"What kind of strength could lead to something like this if you don't have enough strength?"
An intern doctor couldn't contain his curiosity at all.
Make a questioning sound.
Although the crispy college student is still a little embarrassed.
Just when he was about to explain, he heard Chen Mu answer in a cool tone: "It's just that I used all my strength."
Use all your strength.
Doing just one yoga move?
Are you kidding me?
After hearing Chen Mu's voice, the intern doctors subconsciously felt that Chen Mu's statement was a bit ridiculous.
But when they saw the crispy college student's obviously guilty reaction after hearing Chen Mu's voice.
An afterthought discovery.
Could what Chen Mu said be true? ? ?
Another intern couldn't help but ask his own question: "But didn't Dr. Chen say before that if you have severe food accumulation or constipation, you can take some Xiaoshi Jianwei tablets or buy some senna leaves? Granules and the like, first solve your own problems of food accumulation and constipation.”
"Even if you don't come to the school hospital for treatment, these two drugs don't seem to be difficult to buy."
If it is not for long-term and severe constipation and food accumulation.
Basically, it can be solved by taking medicine on your own.
Just like a common cold and fever.
Facing questions from intern doctors.
The crispy college student acted confidently, "But Dr. Chen also said that the medicine is 30% poisonous. If exercise is helpful, why should I take medicine?"
Intern doctor: "..."
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"Although, I think what she said makes sense?"
"It's medicine that's three parts poison. Dr. Chen did say this in front of the live camera."
"Isn't the point, what if that yoga movement can really solve her constipation?"
"It's over. In our live broadcast room, I also think what the crispy college student said makes sense."
"Help! My wife found her yoga video, but she couldn't break her arm and it was dislocated. We are now preparing to go to the hospital."
"???"
"You can also find the original video? Show it to me? I want to try it too?"
"Please stop watching. If we all go to the hospital to see the dislocation, my treasure live broadcast room will be reported again!!!"
"Just give it a try, maybe I'm more flexible!"
"Brother, I saw in your profile that you are already forty. As a forty-year-old man, you might say you are very flexible???"
"..."
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"It seems that I did say in front of the live broadcast camera that medicine is three parts poison..."
Chen Mu touched his nose awkwardly.
He even felt a little guilty.
He began to wonder if he was really responsible for what happened tonight.
"Doctor Chen, didn't you just say that we have a chance to practice helping people tonight..."
Seeing Chen Mu standing there in silence, some interns with a quick temper couldn't help but speak.
But.
He had just started talking when the people around him covered their mouths with horror.
But one was covered in the mouth.
There are always those who can't react, and continue with the words of the people in front, asking: "Doctor Chen, how should we practice? Do we use models like in school? But when using models, we have already passed the test, but when facing real patients, we still..."
Another one was covered in the mouth by his companion.
This time.
Even the interns who were a little slower in reaction suddenly realized that the practice they were looking forward to might have other tricks.
Just when some people's questioning eyes fell on the friends around him.
Chen Mu suddenly smiled.
Then he said, "In fact, the practice of dislocation reduction is very simple. You practiced giving patients acupuncture and drawing blood in the last period of time in school. Reduction can also adopt a similar model."
Listening to Chen Mu's words.
Almost all the interns present took a breath.
Some interns who had been very active before also avoided speaking at this moment.
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"Isn't it a good thing to have the opportunity to practice? Why do these interns look unhappy?"
"If it were me, I would hardly be happy either..."
"I am happy. Finally, it is someone else's turn to suffer this kind of pain. Although I cursed when I was practicing, I am still very happy to see others practicing!"
"Me too, I am just watching the fun! Who is afraid of big trouble? Doctor Chen, practice them hard!"
"No... Why are there so many people suddenly excited in the barrage... Do you know that your sudden excitement looks a bit scary..."
"Those who have been caught in the rain back then must tear up the umbrellas of the juniors!"
"A friendly reminder for friends who don't understand. At that time, we practiced acupuncture directly with classmates at the end of the acupuncture practice. We practiced with each other in pairs."
"Basically, when we passed the final exam, both of us had needle holes on our hands. It was super miserable..."
"..."
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"Doctor Chen, can I not practice..."
An intern was so scared that his face turned pale and he raised his hand weakly to ask.
Chen Mu nodded calmly and said, "Of course."
Then.
Chen Mu's eyes fell on the other white coats and he said, "I can explain first that practice is not mandatory. A classmate just asked for practice, so we have this practice."
"The other patients in the observation room don't have any big problems, so I'll go up first."
"If you want to practice, you can find me in the lounge upstairs later. If not..."
Chen Mu yawned, "I still have to go back to sleep."
I don't know when.
There will be new patients.
If possible.
Chen Mu just wants to seize every moment and have a good rest.
Back to the lounge upstairs.
Before Chen Mu fell asleep, there was another knock on the door, "Doctor Chen, we have organized those who want to practice. Should we come in or wait for you in the school clinic next door."
Listening to the cautious voice at the door.
Chen Mu sighed.
His sleep tonight is probably ruined.
He got up and started to change his clothes. "Wait for me in the school clinic next door. I'll be there soon."
"Okay, Doctor Chen."
When Chen Mu came out of the lounge, he was still yawning.
But when he saw the people standing in the school clinic.
Chen Mu was also stunned.
There are twenty interns who came to Haicheng University for the night shift today.
At this moment.
There are actually ten people standing in his school clinic, half of them.
Not only that.
Chen Mu also saw that the intern who raised his hand in the observation room just now to ask if he could not participate, actually came.
Feeling Chen Mu's gaze falling on him.
The boy scratched his head a little embarrassedly, but still met Chen Mu's gaze openly, "Doctor Chen, it's like this. After knowing the practice method, I am actually a little scared..."
Chen Mu nodded: "I can understand."
He has been studying Chinese medicine since he was a child. When he saw the long needle in the old man's hand when he was a child, he was also scared.
Intern: "But after you left, I thought about it seriously..."
"What's more coincidental is that I am different from the others present. I am studying orthopedics."
Chen Mu understood: "Then you should be here."
Interns who study other departments may not be proficient in bone setting.
But if you are an orthopedic surgeon in the future, but you don't know how to set bones.
In the future, you will definitely encounter many problems that could have been avoided at work.
"Doctor Chen, I may still be a little timid in a while, but please rest assured that my learning attitude must be correct."
Listening to the boy's words, and then looking at his sincere eyes.
Chen Mu also smiled and nodded: "Well, I also believe that your learning attitude is correct."
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"Oh my! I suddenly feel that this intern is so reliable. He will definitely grow into a very powerful doctor in the future clinical practice."
"I think so too. As long as a person's work attitude is there and he is serious enough, then his work ability will definitely not be too bad."
"A local from Haicheng would like to add that the brains that can be admitted to Shanghai Medical University are actually very strong."
"Putting myself in my shoes, it is actually difficult for me to overcome my fear so quickly, even if I overcome it afterwards. , maybe I have missed this good opportunity to learn. "
"So, people who are better than you wake up faster than you and work harder than you."
"Stop scolding, stop scolding! I'm already learning!"
"If you really study hard, you won't continue to squat in the live broadcast room to reply to my barrage!"
"Hahahaha!!! The fans on the barrage are really sharp, every word can hit the bull's eye perfectly!"
"..."
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"In that case, should I do it, or do you guys?"
Just looking at these guys in front of him, occasionally showing some fearful eyes.
Chen Mu knew.
These guys are still mentally prepared, and they are also familiar with the mode of how to practice.
For example, now.
Chen Mu hasn't spoken yet.
They have already divided themselves into groups.
Two people in a group.
"How about, ladies first?"
A boy looked at his female partner and said cautiously.
Chen Mu rolled his eyes and was about to complain that you are really unmannerly.
His partner nodded very readily: "Sure, the sooner you die, the sooner you will be reborn."
Chen Mu: "..."
Almost no interns chose to dislocate their arms by themselves.
They all waited for Chen Mu's help.
Chen Mu walked to the five people and dislocated their arms very neatly.
At the same time.
The partners of the five interns were all in place and started practicing.
For a while.
Screams were heard one after another in the school hospital.
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"Although I have been mentally prepared, I was still scared when I really saw such a scene..."
"Are you medical students so cruel to yourselves? I'm scared!!!"
"My son is a medical student, and his major is orthopedics. I have recorded the screen. I want to ask him if he has contacted me like this before. I feel sorry for him, but don't persuade him to study medicine..."
"Maybe your child enjoys it? Although the medical students around me shout every day that they will be struck by lightning if they persuade others to study medicine, when the hospital needs them, they will put down everything in their hands and return to their jobs as soon as possible."
"Complaints are complaints, professional ethics are professional ethics, and attitudes are attitudes. We medical students are very clear about this."
"So you medical students have really contacted me like this."
"This, we cardiac surgeons need to clarify that when we practice, we will not use ourselves as the training object..."
"Nonsense, if you use yourself as the training object, I won't be able to find a living doctor when I go for surgery!!!"
"..."(End of this chapter)