Chapter 512 I Am Constipated and I Haven’t Pooped for Three Days!

"It's okay, we all ran so far away to whisper, so the patient himself shouldn't hear it."

"But if we whisper at the door of Dr. Chen's lounge, will we wake Dr. Chen up?"

"Probably not. Dr. Chen was exhausted today. People who are overtired can easily fall into deep sleep."

Chen Mu really seemed to ignore these guys at the beginning.

But what they said still made Chen Mu have to open his eyes.

I have tried bone setting several times without success, so I still want to continue.

If this were the same crispy college student, he would be scared to death by this guy doing the reset.

It's really scary that I have a heart problem.

That's when.

The campus hospital is really busy.

"Yes...it is indeed easy to fall into deep sleep. Then let's open the teaching video that the teacher recorded for us before and have a look, and then go back to reset the patient?"

"Ahhhh!!!"

One of the intern doctors was leaning against the door of the lounge, chatting with his companions.

Sudden.

As soon as the door behind him was empty, he fell backwards.

Subconsciously flashing through the intern's mind were the ghost stories about the school hospital that other alumni had told them on their way here.

My heart is full of despair.

Why are the ghosts from Haicheng University so brave?

There are several of them standing here, will they be haunted?

Haicheng University’s terrible Feng Shui is indeed well-deserved!

"Ahhhhhhhh!!!"

Chen Mu didn't know that so much content could flash through this intern's mind in just a short moment.

She covered her ears in disgust, "Be quiet, this is the campus hospital. If there are patients resting downstairs, I'm afraid you will disturb them to death."

It sounded relatively familiar.

The intern doctor came to his senses belatedly and looked behind him, where Chen Mu had appeared out of nowhere.

He smiled sheepishly and said, "Dr. Chen, you're awake..."

None of the intern doctors dared to speak in front of Chen Mu.

Just one by one.

They exchanged secret glances.

"Yes, after overexertion, people are not only prone to fall into deep sleep, but also have a certain chance of mental breakdown. Have any of you considered this?"

He met Chen Mu's half-smiling gaze.

All the intern doctors are honest.

"How about we leave now, Dr. Chen, can you sleep a little longer?"

"We promise that even if we want to talk later, we will go somewhere else and we will never bother Dr. Chen."

One intern boldly raised his head and raised his finger in his ear.

Chen Mu shook his head helplessly, "Just ignore the dislocated patient?"

"It doesn't matter, but..."

The intern doctor nodded first, looked at Chen Mu, and hesitated, "I'm sorry, Doctor Chen, we didn't do such a simple thing well."

Chen Mu: "It's okay. I can take you to practice later."

Said.

Chen Mu took his white coat from the door, put it on, put on his slippers and walked downstairs.

Several intern doctors didn't have time to be happy for a few seconds.

Sudden.

One of them turned pale, as if he thought of something bad.

He quickly followed Chen Mu and asked in a low voice: "Doctor Chen, can I ask first, are you going to teach us how to practice the reduction of dislocation? It would be best if we can prepare ourselves mentally... "

"Yes, yes!!! Doctor Chen, we need to be mentally prepared!!!"

The several intern doctors following this white coat were all nodding with pale faces.

Chen Mu had just come downstairs.

I saw a live camera.

He was stunned for a moment, then turned to ask the white coat next to him, "What's going on???"

program group.

Aren't you off work?

Why is there still a live camera? ? ? ! ! !

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"Dr. Chen! Good evening! Hahahaha!!!!"

"Aren't you surprised? Aren't you surprised?"

"Good evening. If I were Dr. Chen, if I suddenly saw you guys, I wouldn't be able to feel better!"

"I think Dr. Chen's expression at that moment was so interesting. It felt like the sky was falling."

"We've all seen the live broadcast room, can the sky not fall?"

"It's not in vain that I was still here watching the live broadcast in the middle of the night. Netizens all guessed it right. Dr. Chen will definitely be called up to go to work in the early morning."

"Go to work, just go to work. If he doesn't need to do anything at night and sleeps quietly until dawn, Dr. Zheng Xin may not be in a good mood."

"No! Dr. Zheng Xin is tired and sick after working the night shift. If Dr. Chen takes it too easy, Dr. Zheng will be unbalanced!"

"Hahahaha!!! The bitterer Dr. Chen's face looks, the more energetic I am to stay up late!!!"

"Yeah! You stay up late and work harder. The emergency department of the tertiary hospital is waiting for you!"

"Don't curse me!!!"

"No, do you still believe in curses?"

"I didn't believe it at first, but after watching too many live broadcasts, I not only believe in curses, but also in feng shui!"

"Dr. Chen: You better sleep with your eyes open at night!"

"..."

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"This, Doctor Chen, don't you know?"

"Secretary Lu said he had told you!"

Seeing the incredible look on Chen Mu's face, several intern doctors around Chen Mu were even more surprised than Chen Mu, the client.

This made Chen Mu reflect seriously for a moment.

Did he really miss any key information? But he really had no impression of the live broadcast in the middle of the night.

According to his memory before going to bed, Su Bingbing and the program team were off work.

Where did this live broadcast come from?

"Secretary Lu, did I send you a WeChat message to tell you so as not to disturb your sleep?"

Hearing the cautious tone of an intern doctor, Chen Mu frowned and reopened his WeChat page.

This time.

Sure enough, he saw the message sent by Secretary Lu while he was sleeping.

The content inside is relatively simple, probably after he took a break and Su Bingbing left, the popularity on the Internet has not diminished.

The program team also cherished this wave of popularity and asked Haicheng University if the campus hospital could continue to open live broadcasts at night.

Chen Mu and Su Bingbing can be away, but many people are curious whether there will be any patients in Haicheng University tonight.

If not, it would be good to leave a live broadcast room for netizens who can’t sleep to chat.

Haicheng University is also very willing to seize this wave of enthusiasm.

It can be said that the two parties hit it off immediately.

The only thing to worry about is whether the interns at Haicheng Medical University and Haicheng Medical University are willing to participate in this live broadcast.

Internet exposure is inherently a double-edged sword.

Since these intern doctors also need to appear on the scene, their thoughts and wishes naturally need to be considered.

Good thing.

The result satisfies all three parties.

Haicheng Medical University did not have any objections, saying that this would put some pressure on the intern doctors.

Face patients better.

This group of intern doctors came to Haicheng University for internship.

Before I came to Haicheng University for internship at the campus hospital, I knew that Haicheng University was in live broadcast mode during this period.

Naturally, I have no objections to the live broadcast.

Gladly agreed.

Only then did Chen Mu see this scene.

I figured out the whole story of the live broadcast.

Realize.

After everything was reasonable, Chen Mu naturally had no objections.

He just took the lead and walked to the observation room, "Let's go see the patient first."

Seeing that Chen Mu had come down, the camera crew had only placed their cameras in the lobby of the school hospital before.

He also very smartly carried the camera and followed.

For the current program team, Chen Mu's appearance is equivalent to ready-made popularity.

How could they miss it? !

"Doctor Chen! Are you here to save me?"

When Chen Mu entered, he saw a girl with both arms dislocated.

A group of people in white coats stood around her.

In fact, there are occasionally a few people in white coats who are a little eager to help her reset.

only.

The girl's resistance was too obvious.

Even if the white coat has such an idea, it is impossible to force the patient to accept his own treatment.

Even if you really want to go up there and try to reset the patient's arm, you can only watch the patient from the side at this time.

after all.

At first, the patient himself was quite cooperative.

They are willing to accept treatment from their group of intern doctors.

As for why it’s been delayed until now…

Or maybe the quality of some of their alumni is really worrying.

Because of the level of one or two alumni, patients have lost confidence in all the intern doctors present.

"Dr. Chen, you are finally here!"

"You are here to reposition my arm, right?"

The poor crispy college student shed tears of excitement the moment he saw Chen Mu.

The expressions of the few in white coats standing next to her became even more awkward.

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"It's so funny! When I think about the live broadcast just now, I think about how much this girl has suffered."

"I just came in, and I don't understand a lot. The intern doctors are not good enough, so I can just take a taxi to the hospital. The doctors in the emergency department of the tertiary A hospital are all good, and a reset is definitely not a problem."

"This is the truth. The intern doctor just suggested this, but the crispy college students don't want to go to the hospital!"

"Why don't you want to go to the hospital? Could it be that today's fragile college students don't even trust the doctors in the hospital? They only believe in Chen Mu, the school doctor. Is this nonsense?"

"Although it's not as ridiculous as you guessed, the reality is quite ridiculous, because going to the hospital is an additional price, so the crispy college student is not willing."

"Okay, okay!!! Not to mention the other prices, I forgot. All items at Haicheng University Hospital are free."

"So, in order to save this money, even if you wait for Dr. Chen to get up, you don't go to the hospital???"

"Except for crispy college students, there should be very few people who can make such an outrageous decision!"

"..."

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"Well, let me give you a recovery first..."

Chen Mu walked to the girl's side, but he hadn't finished speaking yet.

With a scream from the girl, the girl's left arm was already connected.

The intern doctors next to them were particularly anxious, "Dr. Chen, I didn't see clearly just now!"

Chen Mu ignored the group of intern doctors behind him, but his eyes fell on the crispy college student who was moving his arms slightly with a surprised look on his face.

"According to the records of the intern doctors, you dislocated both of your arms in the dormitory at around one o'clock in the morning. Can I ask, what did you do in the dormitory in the middle of the night?"

Chen Mu really couldn't understand.

Are there anything dangerous in the student apartments of their school?

It can't be that you got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and dislocated it, right?

"This..." Listening to Chen Mu's question, the crispy college student's expression became a little subtle.

Even some dodge.

Chen Mu's hand rested on her other dislocated arm.

"You're already here, how about I take your pulse?" Chen Mu said calmly.

I wonder if Chen Mu took the initiative to ask for a pulse, which was too much of a deterrent for the fragile college student.

Just as Chen Mu connected the girl's other arm...

The girl's super loud voice resounded throughout the entire observation room, "Dr. Chen, I'm constipated. I haven't pooped in three days!!!"

moment.

throughout the observation room.

The interns and patients, who still had their eyes open, couldn't help but pay attention to the girl.

Feeling the eyes around her, the girl's face turned red.

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"Okay, okay! I know you're constipated, but there's really no need to shout so loudly!"

"Is it my problem? Why do I feel that the proportion of constipation among crispy college students at Haicheng University is a bit high? It seems that we often encounter patients with constipation."

"Maybe it's not Haicheng University's problem. It's that among young people, the constipation rate is not low!"

"???"

"I am a young person, I am not constipated! You must not represent me!"

"It can only be said that you are in the minority. Maybe irregular work and rest are at risk of constipation. There are six people in our dormitory, and five of them are constipated..."

"Are you the only one not constipated?"

"No! I'm the first one to get constipated!"

"666!!!"

"..."

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"That's true. It's quite uncomfortable. You must eat a lot usually!"

Chen Mu's eyes swept down and landed on the girl's belly.

Even though the girl was wearing a large pajamas and T-shirt, it could be seen that the girl's lower abdomen was slightly bulging.

Hearing Chen Mu's words.

The girl's face turned a little crimson.

But he still nodded honestly, "I... did eat a little bit too much..."

Just a little bit?

Chen Mu looked at the girl with some suspicion.

Under Chen Mu's suspicious gaze, the girl gradually began to feel guilty.

He even started to dodge Chen Mu's gaze.

He said softly: "Actually, I usually eat this much, but haven't I pooped for three days? I just thought that the capacity of my stomach is limited. If I eat more tonight, will it be OK then? Will the new food squeeze the shit out of my body? "

Chen Mu: "..."

Although he has been working as a school doctor in the campus hospital of Haicheng University for a long time.

But many times, he still feels that his existence is incompatible with these young guys because he cannot keep up with the magical brain circuits of crispy college students.

Turned his head.

I saw the intern doctors behind me with the same big mouths.

Chen Mu: "!"

oh!

There are so many doctors now, and the one who doesn’t fit in is the crispy college student, not him anymore! (End of chapter)