Chapter 490 The School Hospital Also Deals with Paronychia? This Is No Cheaper than a Pedicure Shop!
Chen Mu was too lazy to go to the canteen again.
Resigned to his fate, he made himself a pack of instant noodles that he ordered someone to buy.
Being able to eat instant noodles every day was his childhood wish.
Maybe he is a very lucky man.
after all.
When he grew up, he really realized his childhood wish.
Chen Mu thought happily in pain.
"Dr. Chen, I have a problem here..."
A man in a white coat knocked on the door of the school doctor's office. When the other person opened his mouth, Chen Mu felt that he was not feeling well.
He looked at the intern who suddenly appeared with extreme vigilance.
"Dr. Chen, there are no serious patients! I swear!" The intern was startled when Chen Mu's eyes suddenly turned sharp.
But very quickly.
The intern doctor who realized what Chen Mu was thinking raised his finger.
Facing Chen Mu, he seriously swore a poisonous oath.
Chen Mu: "..."
There is no need to be so serious.
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"In the past, I only watched it from the patient's perspective. After watching this live broadcast, I realized that some patients are actually very good."
"When I was an intern in the hospital, I could see that a certain patient would get the attention of the entire department from the moment he registered. It was not because the condition was very troublesome, but because the patient himself was a very difficult person. Every time And with a family member who is very difficult to communicate with..."
"We are both clinical dogs. Big brothers in front of me, I can understand your pain!"
"You really have to believe in hospital metaphysics. Basically, if you say you are too idle, you will have a group incident."
"Serial car accidents, explosions, food poisoning... As an emergency doctor, I have been fortunate enough to treat them all..."
"The scary thing is not a group incident, but several collective incidents happening at the same time. If you ask me, if I have experienced it, I will have the urge to resign on the spot..."
"..."
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Chen Mu looked at the intern doctor with a somewhat confused expression: "Since there are no very serious patients, can't you solve it yourself?"
"Is it still a cold case?"
The intern doctor had a complicated expression, "The patient's condition is not serious, and the cases are relatively common."
Chen Mu didn't understand, "Then why can't you solve it?"
The professionalism of this group of intern doctors should be pretty good!
After the intern doctor reorganized his expression, he said anxiously: "Dr. Chen, it's like this. This patient has paronychia and comes to the school hospital for a pedicure."
Chen Mu: "..."
First, we went to the school hospital to organize a group foot bath.
Now I come to the school hospital for a pedicure.
Should he praise these crispy college students? !
after all.
This group of people is quite good at developing new uses for the school hospital.
The intern doctor saw Chen Mu also had a petrified expression, which looked exactly like the one they had just faced with the patient.
The corners of his lips couldn't help but rise a little.
But when he met Chen Mu's unkind gaze, the intern immediately lowered his lips and said, "Dr. Chen, we can also handle paronychia. We all know the principles of related operations, but we just don't know the Haicheng University campus hospital." , are there any related tools?”
Don't have it!
Don't have it!
The intern prayed silently in his heart.
However.
Smile is something that will only disappear, never transfer.
The corners of Chen Mu's lips rose, "I'll get it for you now, there is some."
"Although it has been disinfected, it is recommended that you disinfect it twice for the safety of the patient before use."
Chen Mu said as he spoke.
He actually took out a full set of pedicure tools for the intern from the cabinet behind him.
He looked at what Chen Mu handed him.
The intern doctor took it stiffly, and then looked at Chen Mu with an indescribable confusion in his eyes.
Intern doctor: "Dr. Chen..."
Chen Mu smiled: "Hmm?"
Intern doctor: "It's just a school hospital, is it necessary to go to this point..."
You can go to a tertiary hospital for treatment of paronychia. This is within the scope of his knowledge.
But the campus hospital of Haicheng University is just a campus hospital.
Chen Mu shrugged, "I don't know if this is necessary, but from the day I came to Haicheng University Hospital, the Campus Hospital has been able to treat paronychia for students, so..."
The intern doctor was a little resigned to his fate and left with the plate, "I understand, I will go to treat that classmate's paronychia now..."
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"Dr. Chen treated so many difficult and complicated diseases before. I didn't even realize the value of Haicheng University Hospital. But now when I saw this paronychia, I suddenly realized it!"
"To be honest, I have paronychia and spent thousands of dollars in a pedicure shop..."
"I remember that the campus hospital of Haicheng University can also treat athlete's foot."
"Is there any pedicure shop near Haicheng University? It can't open, right?"
"Not to mention the pedicure shop near our school, even the clinic is not visited by many students. After all, the school hospital is free, but the clinic charges."
"I'm going to take the exam to Haicheng University with my paronychia!"
"..."
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After the intern doctor left.
Chen Mu was alone in the school doctor's office, chewing instant noodles.
Because he didn't have any work for the time being, Chen Mu even clicked on a recently popular variety show.
While eating instant noodles, I watched.
After Su Bingbing came in, she saw Chen Mu looking quite relaxed.
I just wanted to open my mouth and sigh a word or two.
She saw that Chen Mu's movements were much faster than hers.
Chen Mu raised a finger, "Shh!"
Su Bingbing: "..."
I was just about to wonder if Chen Mu might be exaggerating a little. Can she say anything bad about Haicheng University Hospital?
The words came to my lips.
Su Bingbing suddenly remembered with some hindsight.
Maybe……
Really? ?
Not long ago, she had just finished questioning Chen Mu.
There are patients downstairs shouting for help.
Think of this.
Su Bingbing felt a little unreasonable and made a zipper movement on her mouth.
Only then did Chen Mu retract his gaze from Su Bingbing.
Keep watching variety shows.
Su Bingbing, on the other hand, sat quietly next to Chen Mu.
Watch variety shows with Chen Mu.
Occasionally, a few intern doctors would come in and ask Chen Mu a few questions, but almost all of them were not serious illnesses.
Seeing Chen Mu yawned again.
Su Bingbing suggested on the side, "Dr. Chen, there is no work that requires you at the moment. Why don't you go to the lounge next door to rest for a while. If there are really patients who cannot be treated, other intern doctors will definitely take the initiative to find you. of."
Su Bingbing had just finished speaking.
Then he saw Chen Mu looking at him with a somewhat frightened look.
Look at her.
Su Bingbing: "!!!"
Su Bingbing thinks that she has seen all kinds of big scenes in variety shows.
But now.
When Su Bingbing met Chen Mu's frightened eyes, she couldn't help but feel a little confused.
He smiled stiffly, "I didn't say anything just now...it shouldn't be that big of a deal..."
Su Bingbing smiled awkwardly.
Chen Mu also waved his hands in panic, "No, it won't be..."
Said.
Chen Mu rushed into the lounge next door as if he was escaping.
After quickly changing into a four-piece suit.
Lie down and start to relax with your eyes closed, preparing for your lunch break.
But he didn't know if he was hallucinating. He always felt like he heard rapid footsteps? ?
Bang——
The door to Chen Mu's lounge was violently pushed open from the outside.
Su Bingbing opened the door and came in with a panic look on her face, "Dr. Chen, four patients with carbon monoxide poisoning appeared in the boys' dormitory of an apartment. The school security personnel are already extinguishing the fire, but the patients..."
Chen Mu: "!!!"
Chen Mu didn't even put on his shoes. He stepped on them, found his medical box, and rushed out.
In the school hospital.
There were many intern doctors like Chen Mu who were all anxious and panicked when they rushed out.
Chen Mu rushed out and shouted angrily: "There is no gas in the school dormitory, so why is there carbon monoxide poisoning?"
Before Su Bingbing could explain, Chen Mu spoke again: "Reporter Su, who called the school hospital? Is the person who called still at the scene of the accident?"
Su Bingbing rushed to the school ambulance with Chen Mu.
At this moment.
Su Bingbing acted as Chen Mu's assistant as before.
Su Bingbing: "The call was from He Chongming. When he returned to the dormitory, he noticed that there seemed to be thick smoke in the dormitory next door, and it was suspected that there was a fire."
"Fortunately, they are relatively familiar with the dormitory next door. They didn't need to wait for the fire brigade to come and break down the door. He Chongming directly opened the door to the dormitory next door with the spare key that the dormitory next door had left in their dormitory."
"Those students didn't know where they built a coal stove and ate barbecue in the dormitory."
Chen Mu: "!!!"
How many students are there? !
Those are some living dads! ! !
Su Bingbing: "It's not enough to barbecue over an open fire in the dormitory. These students also closed all the doors and windows of the dormitory, which also caused them to suffer from carbon monoxide poisoning..."
Chen Mu: "!!!"
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"Should we thank Da Congming this time? If Da Congming hadn't noticed something was wrong in their dormitory, Haicheng University might really have killed someone this time..."
"Closing the doors and windows and using coal to barbecue. I really can't imagine that this is actually done by a group of college students?!"
"After I graduated from graduate school, I once did the same thing. I can only say that sometimes people's brains are indeed missing a string. What's even more frightening is that a group of people who were missing a string at that time gathered together."
"Before, Dr. Chen said that they could make He Congming a good friend, who could be used in critical moments. I thought Dr. Chen's statement was too silly to praise He Congming. Now I realize that He Congming's value is still rising! "
"He Chongming: Now you recognize my worth!"
"..."
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"He Congming made the call, right?"
Chen Mu nodded.
Instead of continuing to talk to Su Bingbing, he found He Chongming's WeChat message on his phone.
Subsequently.
A WeChat call was made.
"He Congming, are you at the scene of the accident now?"
He Chongming: "Yes, Dr. Chen, the school security personnel are already cleaning up the coal and flammable materials at the scene after taking photos and issuing certificates."
"We also paid attention to opening windows in the dormitory for ventilation and evacuating nearby people."
Hearing what He Congming said, Chen Mu, who was very nervous before.
He also felt relieved for some reason.
He Congming: "Several patients were also carried to the first floor by our organization. Although it is a little hotter outside, the ventilation effect is better. They should need fresh air in the case of carbon monoxide poisoning."
Just listening to these few words of He Congming.
Even Chen Mu felt that he should look at people with new eyes after three days of absence.
There was a little more praise in his tone, "He Congming, you did a great job. Are you in the dormitory or next to the patient now?"
He Congming: "Doctor Chen, I am near the patient. I thought you would not be able to arrive soon. If these patients are in a very bad situation, we should be able to find them in time here."
"There are many onlookers at the scene. With so many eyes here, they should not die here!"
Chen Mu: "Check first to see if the breathing and heartbeat of the four patients are normal."
He Congming: "They have all the breathing and heartbeat. I borrowed a few sports bracelets at the scene and put them on their hands. So far, it can be confirmed that the heart rates of these guys are all normal, and I can feel their breathing with my hands."
Chen Mu: " He Congming, you did a great job. ”
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“I was wondering how someone who doesn’t know medicine can tell whether a patient’s heartbeat is normal, but the step of the Dacongming sports bracelet made me feel numb!”
“It should be said that Dacongming is still very strong as long as he doesn’t take the lead in committing suicide!”
“With clear logic and organizational skills, Dacongming may really be a figure in the future.”
“Dacongming is so good, how can he not be admitted as a graduate student of Shanghai University?”
“Dacongming is so good, he must be able to study for a master’s and doctoral degree!”
“Since he has studied for a master’s and doctoral degree, he must be able to stay in school to teach.”
“Doctor Chen, die!”
“…”
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Chen Mu didn’t know that in just a short moment, the spectators on the barrage had once again started to play memes.
He just said seriously: "He Congming, you should have a lot of people who can help you at the scene. Please let these four patients lie on their side before we arrive."
"Okay, Doctor Chen, I'll let you know when it's done."
Although He Congming didn't understand the difference between lying on the side and lying on the side for patients with carbon monoxide poisoning.
But just by listening to Chen Mu's overly serious tone, He Congming could figure it out, which was very important for several patients.
He didn't hang up the phone at the moment.
Instead, he called for help without stopping.
Before.
He Congming was clearly the most unreliable person in the eyes of all the doctors in the school hospital.
After all, this guy caused a lot of people to imitate him with a light bulb.
At that time, the interns in the school hospital even complained that their hands were almost numb from knocking on the light bulb.
But now.
He called on other students to help patients, help doctors, and observe the conditions of patients.
He was actually the most unreliable student in their eyes.
Su Bingbing sat next to Chen Mu, listening to the conversation between He Congming and Chen Mu, and was amazed.
More than a minute later.
He Congming's voice sounded from the phone, "Doctor Chen, the four students are already lying on their sides, but..."
He Congming's voice began to be tinged with fear.