Chapter 3774 No One Knows You, You Are a Piece of Shit!
"Why bother? Just tell me!"
The Jade Emperor said anxiously.
Tu Xingsun shook his head and spoke plausibly.
"Just as you say, shoot the horse first to shoot the man, and capture the king first to capture the thief."
"After nightfall, I will use soil escape to enforce the law and sneak into the enemy camp."
"Cut off the head of the thief and the army will be defeated without a fight!"
When the Jade Emperor heard this, he was immediately overjoyed and bowed his head in praise.
"My dear, what a good plan!"
"Then go quickly!"
Tu Xingsun smiled, raised his finger to the sky, and said.
"No, it's not dark yet?"
The Jade Emperor patted his thigh and said speechlessly.
"What a big deal!"
"Where's the Dragon King of the Four Seas? Hurry up and make the clouds rain!"
"I want to make this day without a trace of sunshine, like a dark night!"
"My lord, take the order!"
The Dragon King of the Four Seas hurried forward to take orders.
Then, with a face full of anger, he rushed out.
Just now, Lin Hai and Nezha were making skewers and eating roasted dragon meat! If he hadn't been unable to defeat him, the Dragon King of the Four Seas would have gone up to fight for his life.
Now, the Jade Emperor just asked them to make clouds and rain, and their lives were not in danger, so how could they not do it?
Suddenly, the Dragon King of the Four Seas rose into the sky, and the wind and clouds rolled.
Boundless dark clouds came overwhelmingly, covering the entire heaven in the blink of an eye.
"Tu Xingsun, if you don't take action, then when will you wait!"
The Jade Emperor was overjoyed and hurriedly shouted to Tu Xingsun.
Whoosh! Tu Xingsun jumped up and hit his head on the ground.
All of a sudden, it disappeared.
"it's dark?"
Lin Hai looked up at the sky and frowned.
Is it also raining in this heaven?
Fortunately, my brother's demon refining pot contains many sports cars.
boom! With a thought, Lin Hai released a sports car.
I got in the car and turned on the headlights, and it suddenly lit up like daylight.
When the Jade Emperor and others saw it, they couldn't help but turn pale with horror.
"What magic weapon is this?"
"It's actually brighter than the night pearl!"
"I'm afraid Tu Xingsun is going to suffer!"
The Jade Emperor and others were worried when suddenly the ground in front of the sports car loosened.
"Hey hey hey, it's time for my earthly grandson to make great achievements!"
"After I cut off the head of the rebel leader, I will ask the Jade Emperor to marry him and marry the Seven Fairies!"
"Although the Deng Chanyu at home is beautiful, the one I haven't played with is the most fragrant!"
Tu Xingsun stuck his head out while having a sweet dream.
As soon as his head appeared, his eyes suddenly went blind.
Damn it, what is it, is it too dazzling?
"Well, what is that?"
Lin Hai was sitting in the car and was startled when he saw a head suddenly popping up in front of him.
Subconsciously he stepped on the accelerator.
Ouch! ~The sports car roared and passed over Tu Xingsun’s head.
He directly knocked Tu Xingsun's head away.
"Oops, it's broken, there was a car accident!"
Ling Tian quickly got out of the car and looked back.
On the ground, blood spurted upward like a fountain.
If you look closely, you will see that it is a headless neck cavity.
Damn, did you knock your head off?
Lin Hai's mouth twitched, thinking that his brother didn't mean it.
Who made you so unlucky that you got out directly in front of your brother's sports car?
However, this is also a bit scary.
Lin Hai thought for a while, then suddenly thrust his palm into the air and shouted lowly.
"The Great Five Elements Technique!"
In a moment, countless earth elements gathered and blocked the neck cavity.
Lin Hai was satisfied when he saw that the blood stopped flowing out.
But the Jade Emperor and the others felt their scalps numb and frightened.
Tu Xingsun, died, died?
Did he die so easily?
Damn, that won’t work either! "My dear friends, who else wants to fight?"
The Jade Emperor looked panicked and continued to ask everyone.
However, the gods all lowered their heads and remained silent. Just now, Thunder God Demon Li Qing and the others were fine, but they were knocked down by the drink.
But now, as soon as Tu Xingsun appears, his head is gone! This is really embarrassing.
Who dares to go up?
"No one else?"
The Jade Emperor turned livid with anger and shouted angrily.
Unfortunately, no one answered me at all.
"Okay, okay, you won't be able to do it, right?"
"Okay, then I'll go on my own!
"The Jade Emperor is really angry. He is always so awesome and coaxing.
As a result, when it came time to fight, they were all scared.
No, I’ll do it myself! "Your Majesty, you must not do this!"
"Actually, there is still one person who can fight!"
Uncle Cao Guo, one of the Eight Immortals, suddenly stood up and said quickly.
"oh?
Dear, are you willing to fight? "
Uncle Cao Guo was so frightened that he quickly shook his head.
"It's not me, it's not me!"
"It's the prison god Gaotao, Gaotao!"
Gaotao, the prison god?
The Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, then his face was full of surprise.
Yes, why did you forget this great god? The prison god Gaotao is the god in charge of heaven.
No matter who it is, if he violates the law of heaven, the prison officials will come to arrest him at the command of the prison god Gaotao.
Now, the rebels have reached Nantianmen, and Tianziao has invaded grandma's house.
If the prison god Gaotao doesn't fight, who will?
"Declare the prison god Gaotao quickly!"
"Go out and meet the enemy!"
The Jade Emperor gave an order, frightening Gao Tao who was hiding in the corner of the Hell Temple.
Damn it, can’t you escape after all?
Forget it, let’s take a trip! Gao Tao, the prison god, had no choice but to put on his war robe and head towards Nantianmen with a solemn and solemn expression of despairing of death.
He had just taken two steps when he tripped over a stone under his feet.
The dog chewed poop after falling, and his front teeth fell down.
The prison god Gaotao was so angry that he pointed at the sky and cursed loudly.
"Damn Dragon King of the Four Seas, you guys have a hole in your head!"
"Tuxingsun is dead, so there is no need for darkness!"
"The dark clouds haven't moved away yet!"
When the Dragon King of the Four Seas saw this, he couldn't help but shrink his neck and moved away the dark cloud with a guilty look on his face.
Only then did Gao Tao, the prison god, regain his energy and rise into the clouds and mist.
In the blink of an eye, they arrived at the front of the army.
Falling from the sky, with his hands behind his back, a proud look on his face, and a majestic shout.
"Hey, I'll kill you rebels who don't respect heaven's rules!"
"This prison god, named Gaotao, takes the name of Heavenly Dao and is in charge of Heavenly Law."
"You guys, when you see me, if you don't kneel down quickly and surrender, how long will it take for you to wait!"
Lin Hai and others, you look at me, I look at you, they all look confused.
"do you know it?"
Lin Hai asked the Styx Cult Ancestor.
The ancestor of the Styx Cult curled his lips and said with disdain.
"do not know!"
Lin Hai looked at Shura again, and Shura sneered and said contemptuously.
"How could I know about such an unknown person?"
Lin Hai was speechless for a while and looked at King Qin Guang again.
King Qin Guang shook his head and snorted coldly.
"Huh, I don't know!"
Lin Hai sighed and cast his gaze on Jiang Ziya, "You are the one who made the gods, you know him, right?"
"Here, let's introduce him. This guy is so loud. What is his background?"
Jiang Ziya glanced at Gaotao, the God of Prison, and then shook his head firmly.
"Don't ask me, I didn't seal this."
"do not know!"
When Lin Hai heard this, he couldn't help but get excited. He pointed at the prison god Gaotao and shouted loudly.
"I thought you were some great person!"
"The result is a nobody."
"No one knows you, you are a piece of shit!"