Chapter 3809 Flower Protector

Taishang Laojun accepted the money and then took out the magic weapon with a smile.

He raised his hand and sacrificed the magic weapon.

Suddenly, a projection appeared in the void.

It is a scene of filling the river mouth.

However, after just one glance, the Jade Emperor almost vomited blood.

I saw Erlang Shen, Nezha, and Huang Tianhua sitting together, drinking and having fun!

Everyone had a cheerful look on their face, talking and laughing.

That's a joy!

Damn it!

The Jade Emperor's face turned dark.

I asked you two to go on a business trip at public expense to treat people, not to drink and have fun.

We are in heaven, waiting eagerly.

As a result, you are doing well and have enough to eat and drink.

That's too much!

"Change the channel!"

The Jade Emperor waved his sleeves and said angrily.

Taishang Laojun had a smile on his face and said as harmlessly as humans and animals.

"Your Majesty, there is an additional charge for changing channels."

puff!

The Jade Emperor almost squirted. He looked at Taishang Laojun with a distorted face and was speechless.

Damn it, you are really a trap!

Also, do they charge based on the number of times?

If I had known earlier, I should have said hello in advance!

"Give me money!"

The Jade Emperor was so angry that he couldn't care so much.

He waved towards the God of Wealth and said.

The God of Wealth is now lying on the ground, constantly spurting blood.

Hearing this, he squirted even harder.

Pretend you didn't hear it at all.

Taishang Laojun squatted directly in front of the God of Wealth and took out the QR code.

"You'd better scan me, dear!"

After saying that, without waiting for the God of Wealth to agree, he had already snatched the God of Wealth's phone and scanned it.

In a moment, another 12 million merit points were gone.

This time, the God of Wealth simply bled from his orifices.

Gradually, there were everywhere in Jinluan Palace.

"Quick, quick, let's see how Monkey King is doing!"

The Jade Emperor looked anxious and said to the Supreme Lord.

Taishang Laojun raised his hand and pointed towards the magic weapon.

Suddenly, the screen switched to Huaguo Mountain.

"Um?"

"no one?"

"What's going on?"

The Jade Emperor looked at the empty Huaguo Mountain and couldn't help but feel confused.

Is Monkey Sun not at home?

Or has he followed Shen Gongbao back?

This one, twelve million, looks so lonely!

"Laojun, can you trace the screen and see where Monkey Sun is?"

"Of course, you can track it for 30 million per time, Your Majesty!" Taishang Laojun said with a smile.

The Jade Emperor waved his hand and said impatiently.

"Sweep it yourself!"

Judging from the devilish appearance of the God of Wealth, he must be severely anemic.

Don’t you just want money? Do it yourself and have enough food and clothing!

"Old minister, I obey the order!"

Taishang Laojun hurried over, picked up the God of Wealth mobile phone and scanned it. The total including handling fees was 36 million.

This time, the God of Wealth had a blowout.

There was no part of his body that was not bleeding.

Later, heavenly history books recorded this incident as a massive hemorrhage.

After spreading to the Three Realms, the word "hemorrhage" was used to describe spending a lot of money.

Taishang Laojun is a bit of a trap, but he still gets paid to do things.

"Your Majesty, I will use the magic weapon to see where Sun Wukong is."

Taishang Laojun had just finished speaking, before he could activate the magic weapon.

Suddenly, a strange laughter sounded in everyone's ears.

"Ah hahaha, Jade Emperor old man, my old grandson is here too!"

Uh-huh!

Two figures appeared on the Jinluan Palace.

It was Sun Wukong who came to deal with the calamity and gave him a Zhu Bajie as a gift.

puff!

The Jade Emperor almost spat out a mouthful of old blood and cried on the spot.

You damn thing, couldn't you have come a minute earlier?

I just finished spending the money!

Unable to help but feel pitiful, the Jade Emperor looked at Taishang Laojun and said with a flattering expression.

"Old gentleman, look, this magic weapon has not been tracked yet."

"Sun Dasheng himself has arrived."

"The cost of this tracking, isn't it..."

"Your Majesty, no refunds will be given here!" Taishang Laojun smiled harmlessly.

However, the words he said made the Jade Emperor's heart bleed.

Ma De, these more than 30 million yuan were spent so unfairly.

The God of Wealth on earth is no longer spitting blood this time.

He turned directly into a river of blood, and even the sound of the flow was so sad.

When Emperor Ziwei saw this, he was so inspired that he wrote a song on the spot called Sadness Turns into a River.

After the great catastrophe of Defeating Heaven, the music score was left in the mortal world and was widely circulated.

Of course, these are all things for later.

The Jade Emperor put away his sadness at being cheated by the Supreme Lord and smiled at Sun Wukong.

"Sun Dasheng, you are here."

"Welcome, welcome!"

"Did Shen Gongbao tell you everything?"

"I've said it!" Sun Wukong said, scratching his cheek.

"Isn't it just that you want me, Old Sun, to serve as the vanguard officer in the great catastrophe?"

"I, Old Sun, agreed, agreed!"

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he was so moved that he almost shed tears.

Shen Gongbao is a good comrade!

I have to talk about others!

You see, it didn't cost a penny to handle such a difficult character as Monkey King.

What is ability? This is called ability!

Such cadres must be reused!

Look at Nezha and Huang Tianhua again!

When the Jade Emperor remembered that these two guys were eating meat and drinking wine at the mouth of Guanjiang River, he became very angry.

They are both gods, so why is there such a big gap!

"Sun Dasheng, you are really working hard this time!"

The Jade Emperor looked at Sun Wukong and said happily.

In any case, inviting a Sun Wukong made him feel much more at ease.

As for Erlang Shen, let's take it slow.

If that doesn't work, I'll ask Shen Gongbao to go there.

He said, "Fellow Taoist, please stay." I don't believe that Erlang Shen can handle it.

"Easy to say, easy to say!"

"Old Jade Emperor, I am not here alone this time."

"Bajie is coming too!"

"Why do you want to be an official?"

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he immediately became anxious, jumped on his feet and cursed.

"You damn monkey, Bima Wen!"

"Old Pig is not here to be robbed!"

"I was kidnapped by you!"

After finishing speaking, Zhu Bajie hurriedly said towards the Jade Emperor.

"Your Majesty, don't listen to Bima Wen."

"I, old pig, am not a person who deserves to be robbed, so I won't get involved blindly."

"If you insist on giving me a job, that's not impossible."

"How dangerous it is for the fairies in heaven to fight together."

"How about I, old pig, go and protect the fairies personally?"

Zhu Bajie had a sly look on his face and said with a lewd smile.

"That's right!"

The Jade Emperor agreed without hesitation.

"ah?"

This time, it was Zhu Bajie's turn to be surprised.

He raised his head suddenly and looked at the Jade Emperor, without even reacting.

The Jade Emperor, on the other hand, had a majestic look on his face and spoke in golden words.

"Zhu Bajie, the envoy of the Purification Altar, is the envoy of the Heavenly Court of Flower Protection!"

"During the war against heaven, protect the fairies in heaven."

Suddenly, a golden light fell on Zhu Bajie, and Zhu Bajie immediately got an official position.

"Your Majesty, are you serious?"

Zhu Bajie said with a shocked expression.

The Jade Emperor sneered in his heart.

No matter what kind of official position you want, I will give it to you!

When the Battle of Defeating Heaven begins, what do those rebels care about your responsibility?

I will definitely swarm you and fuck you!

By then, even if you, Zhu Bajie, don’t even think about it, it won’t work!

"My golden words are of course true!"

"Hahaha, thank you, Your Majesty!" Zhu Bajie was immediately overjoyed.

My childhood dream finally came true.

The old pig can get close to the fairies!

Both the Jade Emperor and Zhu Bajie are very satisfied, and it can be said that everyone is happy!

"Brother Monkey, you can stay and be your hardworking pioneer!"

"I, Old Zhu, took a step forward and went to find the fairies to stick to me!" After Zhu Bajie finished speaking, he left with a loud laugh.