My Amazing WeChat Is Connected to the Three Realms

Chapter 3811 Guanjiangkou BBQ Army

"Your Majesty, Shen Gongbao is asking for an audience outside the palace."

At this time, some heavenly soldiers came in and reported to the Jade Emperor.

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he was overjoyed.

"Please!"

He discovered that in the entire heaven, they were the only ones who were reliable.

In the final analysis, we still have to rely on Shen Gongbao.

Shen Gongbao quickly walked up to the Golden Palace, bowed to the Jade Emperor, and said.

"See Your Majesty."

"Fortunately, I have lived up to my command and asked the Buddha to come to fight and conquer the disaster and serve as the vanguard officer."

The Jade Emperor twitched his lips and glanced at Sun Wukong who was squatting in the corner, discussing the barbecue plan with Nezha.

Then, with a wry smile on his face, he said sarcastically.

"My dear, I will give you another task."

"Can you persuade Sun Dasheng to go back?"

"I suddenly felt that it would be okay if Sun Dasheng did not come."

When Shen Gongbao heard this, he couldn't help but be shocked and shook his head in refusal.

"Your Majesty, I don't have this ability."

"I can only ask my fellow Taoist to stay, but I cannot let my fellow Taoist run away."

Even Shen Gongbao can't do anything?

The Jade Emperor sighed, his face full of despair.

It seems that this monkey cannot be sent away.

"In that case, forget it."

"However, there is still a task for Aiqing."

"God Erlang of Guanjiangkou is unwilling to come to deal with the disaster."

"I'm afraid, I have to make a trip to see you."

When Shen Gongbao heard this, he immediately became energetic and patted his chest.

"Your Majesty, don't worry, Erlang Shen and I are old acquaintances."

"Invite him here, it won't be a big problem."

"However, although we are old acquaintances, we haven't seen each other for many years."

"Let's talk about it directly when we get there. I'm afraid it might be a bit abrupt."

"So, I'm going to treat Erlang Shen to a barbecue first and reminisce about old friendships."

"I don't know who in heaven is good at barbecue. Let me go with you."

"Come for me for the barbecue!" Nezha stood aside and jumped up.

The Dragon King of the East China Sea only felt his head buzzing, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out.

Mad, why is it barbecue again!

The battle against the sky has not yet begun, and the Dragon Clan of the Four Seas is probably going to die.

"Your Majesty, you must not agree!"

The Jade Emperor of the East China Sea Dragon Dynasty begged urgently.

The Jade Emperor was also speechless for a while.

However, when it came to inviting Erlang Shen out of the mountain, he didn't care so much anymore.

With a smile on his face, he said to the Dragon King of the East China Sea.

"Dragon King of the East China Sea, don't get excited."

"It's just a barbecue, it's nothing."

"No matter what, I will grant you a month's maternity leave, so you can go home and have another litter."

puff!

When the Dragon King of the East China Sea heard this, he cried directly.

Even if he was able to give birth, he wouldn't be able to be killed as quickly as Nezha's little cub.

"Let's go, Shen Gongbao, don't pay attention to this old loach."

"Let's go quickly!"

Nezha, who was at the side, took Shen Gongbao and left.

When Sun Wukong saw it, he immediately followed him.

"Wait for my grandson."

"My grandson is going too!"

"There's me, there's me, I haven't eaten enough yet." Huang Tianhua also followed.

All the immortals in Jinluan Palace couldn't help but look at each other.

Seeing these misfortunes, everyone was talking and laughing as they went to Guanjiangkou to eat barbecue, and everyone secretly swallowed their saliva.

I thought to myself, if I get off work early today, I have to rush over and have a meal no matter what.

Shen Gongbao and others arrived at the mouth of Guanjiang River.

Erlang Town is rehearsing the formation of twelve hundred grass-headed gods with the Six Saints of Meishan.

Seeing Nezha and Huang Tian disappear and return, they immediately came to greet them.

"Brothers, are you here to treat me to barbecue again?"

"This time, I brought the twelve hundred grass-headed gods with me."

"Nezha, you should bake more."

As soon as Erlang Shen finished speaking, he discovered Sun Wukong hiding behind Huang Tian's incarnation.

Suddenly, his expression changed drastically.

"Monkey, what are you doing here at the mouth of the river?"

"My Di'er, of course I am here to steal the peach!" Sun Wukong gave a weird laugh and took action.

"oh!"

Erlang Shen was caught off guard and was caught.

He covered his crotch and squatted down.

"Ahahahaha, ahhahahaha!" Sun Wukong laughed and rolled on the ground.

"Damn stinky monkey!"

boom!

Erlang Shen flew up and kicked Sun Wukong away.

In an instant, a mountain thousands of miles away collapsed.

Whoosh!

Sun Wukong flew back instantly and pointed at Erlang Shinto.

"My Di'er, I, Old Sun, think you are asking for a beating!"

Erlangshen's face was full of anger, and he suddenly held the three-pointed two-edged sword in his hand.

"Monkeys, dare to come and run wild at the mouth of the river."

"Grandpa, I will chop you!"

"Look at the knife!"

Erlang Shen slashed through the air, tearing the sky apart, and slashed down at Sun Wukong.

"Well?"

Sun Wukong did not dare to be careless and immediately summoned the golden cudgel.

"Bah!"

With a loud shout, he stepped forward to greet him.

Dang Dang Dang!

The three-pointed two-edged sword and the golden cudgel collided in the void, bursting out with rays of light.

All mountains and rivers within a radius of thousands of miles will collapse.

The earth is nothingness!

Nezha and others acted like nothing happened and asked everyone to sit down.

"Come on, come on, everyone, sit down, you're welcome."

"Let's have barbecue and watch a show."

"I'm sure I won't be able to stop within a month."

So, Huang Tianhua set up a barbecue grill, and Nezha went to the East China Sea to slay the dragon.

The Six Sages of Meishan prepare the condiments.

Twelve hundred grass-headed gods squatted beside the barbecue grill, drooling.

Soon, Nezha returned from slaying the dragon, put the dragon meat on the fire, and roasted it.

The scent fills the air.

"Mmm, delicious, so delicious!"

People eat with their mouths full of oil.

While eating, he pointed towards the sky.

"Sun Dasheng's stick was hit crookedly!"

"Damn it, Erlangshen was too slow with this move."

"Hey, this is a head-to-head fight, the two of them are evenly matched."

Nezha and others were eating barbecue and commenting on the battle in the air.

That's called a gusto.

In the blink of an eye, it is a month.

Nezha traveled all over the world more than ten times this month.

The dragons all over the world are almost emptied.

The Dragon King of the Four Seas cried and went to the Jade Emperor to complain.

The Jade Emperor sent Taibai Jinxing to investigate and find out what was going on?

No matter how good Nezha is, he can't eat almost all the dragons in the world in a short time, right?

As a result, when Taibai Jinxing arrived at the mouth of Guanjiang River and saw the twelve hundred grass-headed gods, he immediately understood everything.

"Erlang God relies on these twelve hundred grass-headed gods to fight the war."

"If you don't let them eat well, who will work for His Majesty?"

Nezha sent Taibai Jinxing away with just one word.

Taibai Jinxing came back to tell the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor sighed.

He directly gave the Dragon King of the Four Seas a long vacation.

Don’t do anything, just go home and sow seeds!

Fortunately, Erlang Shen and Sun Wukong fought for more than a month, and the two finally stopped.

It’s not that they’re tired from the beating, but it’s definitely unfair that they’re fighting here. People like Nezha will have their mouths full of oil after eating barbecue.

So, the two of them sat down and joined the barbecue army.

Another month passed, and everyone's mouths were full of oil and they kept burping.

Everyone has a bulging belly, lying on the river bank and basking in the sun, which is called a sense of comfort.

When Shen Gongbao saw this, he knew it was almost done. "Yang Jian, I have something to say, I don't know whether to say it or not."

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