My Amazing WeChat Is Connected to the Three Realms

Chapter 3808 Laojun’s Loyalty Is a Lesson From Heaven and Earth!

"Brother Monkey, you really agree!"

Zhu Bajie was beside him, and he immediately became anxious.

"You stupid monkey, you must be out of your mind."

"If you stupidly follow others to deal with the robbery, you won't be afraid of being raped by others."

"No, no!"

Zhu Bajie hurriedly stepped forward to stop him, and at the same time pushed Shen Gongbao.

"Get out, get out!"

"Stop trying to trick me, Brother Monkey!"

"He's out of his mind!"

Zhu Bajie really cares about Sun Wukong.

Although he and Sun Wukong often quarrel.

But in their hearts, the two of them regard each other as brothers of life and death.

Seeing that Sun Wukong was going to deal with the disaster, Zhu Bajie was really anxious.

"Bajie, don't be ridiculous!"

Sun Wukong pulled Zhu Bajie aside and spoke seriously.

"When disaster strikes, no one can stay away."

"Just don't worry."

"You still can't believe my old grandson's methods?"

After speaking, Sun Wukong said to Shen Gongbao.

"Shen Gongbao, say it quickly, say it quickly!"

"Where can I, my old grandson, go to deal with the calamity?"

Shen Gongbao said with a smile on his face, stroking his beard.

"Great Sage Sun, you are going to be the vanguard of Heaven to conquer the great calamity!"

"Pioneer officer?" Sun Wukong blinked, then tilted his head and smiled.

"You're such an old man, you're just talking nonsense."

"The vanguard officer, isn't he an errand of the Third Prince Nezha?"

Shen Gongbao said with complicated eyes.

"This time is different."

"The Battle of Defying the Heavens is far from comparable to the Great Tribulation of the Gods and the Great Tribulation of Journey to the West."

"The third prince Nezha, it is difficult for him to take on this responsibility!"

"The pioneer officer is none other than Sun Dasheng."

"Is it my old grandson?" Sun Wukong came over and asked with his eyes flashing golden light.

"It has to be you!" Shen Gongbao said in a loud voice as he stared at Sun Wukong without evading his eyes.

"good!"

Sun Wukong jumped to the side, scratched his cheeks, and said solemnly.

"In that case, I, the old grandson, will be the pioneer officer!"

After saying that, Sun Wukong looked at Zhu Bajie.

"Bajie, don't eat and drink every day. You have nothing to do."

"Follow Lao Sun and go to meet the tribulation."

Zhu Bajie was chewing the pig's trotters until his mouth was full of oil. When he heard this, he almost threw the pig's hooves away.

Then, he jumped on his feet and cursed.

"You bully, Bima Wen!"

"You want to accept the disaster, but I, the old pig, can't stop you."

"But why are you pulling me, old pig?"

"Don't go!"

"I, old pig, haven't had enough fun yet!"

Before Zhu Bajie finished speaking, Sun Wukong had already picked him up.

"Hey, you idiot!"

"What fun is there in eating and drinking all day long?"

"Why don't you come with me, grandson, to see the vast world?"

"Walk!"

After Sun Wukong finished speaking, somersault clouds flew up from under his feet and disappeared into the sky.

Only Zhu Bajie's curses were left, echoing continuously.

"You're a swindler, Bima Wen!"

"Let me go, I want to go home to find my wife!"

Shen Gongbao only felt that the power of heaven and earth on his body suddenly dissipated.

He couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief and looked pleased.

OK, it worked.

His own disaster has been alleviated.

However, there is still a long way to go to survive the catastrophe.

Next, go fool... ahem, who are you going to help?

Shen Gongbao pinched his chin and fell into deep thought.

Jade

The Emperor and the gods in heaven are waiting for news in the Jinluan Palace.

Whether it was Nezha Huang Tianhua or Shen Gongbao, they had been gone for more than an hour.

So far, no news has come back.

This made the Jade Emperor feel a little restless.

In case of failure, if Sun Wukong and Erlang Shen are not allowed to move, then the battle against the sky will be extremely disadvantageous.

Maybe, he, the Jade Emperor, would have to be thrown off his throne.

The consequences could be disastrous.

"Taibai, why haven't they come back yet?"

The Jade Emperor frowned and asked.

The corner of Taibai Jinxing's mouth twitched. How could I know whether he would come back or not?

However, he was a close confidant of the Jade Emperor, so he could only bite the bullet and say it.

"Your Majesty, please be patient."

"Maybe, it's on the way back."

"If you are really worried, you can ask Taishang Laojun to take action and observe it with magic weapons."

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he couldn't help but turn his head to look at Taishang Laojun and said kindly.

"Laojun, can you please check it out?"

"I really have no bottom in my heart!"

Taishang Laojun took a step forward and said with a smile as kind as the spring breeze.

"Your Majesty, you're welcome."

"My lord, let's project the Huaguoshan and Guanjiang estuaries."

"Ouch, it's broken."

Suddenly, Taishang Laojun's expression changed.

"Laojun, what's wrong?" the Jade Emperor asked with concern on his face.

"Your Majesty, I'm so sorry."

"Activating the projection magic weapon requires tens of millions of merit points at a time."

"I went out in a hurry and didn't bring any merit points with me."

"But don't worry, Your Majesty, I will go back and get it right now."

"You can return in half a month at most!"

After saying that, Taishang Laojun turned around and left.

The Jade Emperor was so angry that his nose became crooked.

Damn it, if you want to steal money, just say so. Do you need to insult everyone's intelligence like this?

Haven’t brought any merit points yet?

Why are the merit points stored on the mobile phone? Is it okay to have the whole heaven connected to the Internet?

Just now, we were discussing things, and you were just playing around with your phone.

Now, if you say you don’t have any merit points, you are fooling the devil.

Besides, even if you do go home to pick it up, it will only take a matter of minutes.

Your Tushita Palace is within the second ring of Heaven.

The round trip will never take more than ten minutes, and it’s still half a month.

If you have this time, you can demolish the Tushita Palace and rebuild it.

Also, doesn’t it take mana to activate magic weapons?

How can it be motivated by merit points?

Aren't you talking nonsense with your eyes open?

Don’t you just want to charge?

It’s not like I won’t give it to you!

What to pretend!

"Laojun, stay!"

The Jade Emperor cursed his mother in his heart, but he could only smile and call the Supreme Lord to stop.

He looked kindly and spoke.

"How can you pay for it privately when you are doing things for heaven?"

"These tens of millions of merit points were paid for at public expense."

Taishang Laojun immediately stopped and said with a smile on his face.

"Your Majesty, this is not good."

"If I can pay for it myself, I should contribute to the heaven."

"Lao Jun is so loyal, it is truly a lesson to the world!" The Jade Emperor quickly praised him, almost vomiting himself.

"However, this merit point must be financed by the heavenly court."

"No need to say more, Laojun!"

Taishang Laojun is reluctant to do so.

"Then, I have no choice but to obey."

The Jade Emperor turned to look at the God of Wealth and said angrily.

"Still doing it stupidly

What. "

"Give me money!"

The God of Wealth stood up with a bitter look on his face.

Taishang Laojun quickly reached into his arms and took out his cell phone.

With a smile on his face, he showed the payment code to the God of Wealth and said with a smile.

"Just sweep me."

The Jade Emperor couldn't bear to look directly at it.

The God of Wealth was reluctant and took out his mobile phone to scan Taishang Laojun's payment code.

But then, his expression suddenly changed.

"Damn it, why is it twelve million!"

Taishang Laojun's smile was as bright as a flower, and he said with a pleasant expression.

"Two million handling fee included, dear!"

puff!

The god of wealth was so angry that he spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

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