Chapter 245 Diao Chan’s Name in the Household Registration Book [Asking for Monthly Votes]
As expected of a person whose intelligence is second only to Brother Liang, Jia Xu's overall view is awesome. From Wang Yun's actions in the court, he judged that the time had come to kill Dong Zhuo.
Wang Yun sang this, indicating that Dong Zhuo had sounded the clarion call to become emperor.
The next step is nothing more than a tug of war with the courtiers. The two sides quarrel, and if they can't argue, they start killing each other. The Yi tribe is an old process anyway, and everyone is familiar with it.
As for Wang Yun, with his actions in the court today, no matter whether Liu Xie has the last laugh or Dong Zhuo becomes emperor, he will be safe and sound.
Because he denounced Dong Zhuo in the court and betrayed the court officials in front of Dong Zhuo.
A typical hedging of the bets, very similar to how he tricked Cao Cao into assassinating Dong Zhuo and then went to Dong Zhuo to show his loyalty. He was just sitting on the fence.
Li Yu rubbed his temples:
"Where are you going to start?"
After eating the pie, Lu Bu wiped his greasy hands with the wet paper towel on the table, and then said:
"In a few days, Dong Zhuo will take hundreds of officials to the Ancestral Temple to pray for rain. At that time, I will find someone of similar age to wear the clothes of the little emperor and stay in the palace as a cover-up. The little emperor himself will go out of the palace with the Bingzhou army to inspect the Ancestral Temple. Take the opportunity to kill Dong Zhuo!"
After learning about Dong Zhuo's arrangements from Li Su, Jia Xu, Guo Jia, Xun You, and Zhong Yao hid in a room of Cai Yong's house, hung up a map of Chang'an, and discussed the details most of the night.
All Dong Zhuo's forces in the city, as well as the guards at each city gate, were assigned Bingzhou Army officers and soldiers to attack them.
The entire Bingzhou Army will be completely broken up and divided into several small teams. The person in charge of each team will be issued an electronic watch and enter the designated position according to the designated time to kill or control the enemies that have been marked.
During this period, Guo Jia's intelligence agency not only successfully penetrated into the Grand Master's Mansion, but also had a thorough understanding of the hobbies, shift schedules, family situations, etc. of each city gate guard.
The Bingzhou Army in charge of the operation only needs to follow the strategies formulated by several military advisors, either bribe, kill, threaten, or promise high-ranking officials generous salaries, etc., to disarm the opponent as quickly as possible and take over the city defense.
In addition, the artillery unit led by Cao Xing will move the cannon near the Grand Master's Mansion. At the appointed time, they will fire a volley, and then take advantage of the chaos to enter the Grand Master's Mansion and clean up all Dong Zhuo's family first.
Wei Xu, on the other hand, led the other half of the artillery to directly bombard the main camp in the Xiliang military city, using the sound of artillery to frighten the Xiliang soldiers and force them to surrender.
In short, the entire Bingzhou Army will become an efficient machine during this operation. All commanders and soldiers will be mobilized to quickly seize control of Chang'an City.
Before departure, each of them would bring six pieces of compressed biscuits. After completing the assigned tasks, they would station themselves on the spot. If they saw rescue fireworks blooming in the sky, they would separate half of their troops and gather with the surrounding Bingzhou Army before going to the rescue.
After listening to Lu Bu's narration, Li Yu was so impressed that he fell into admiration.
In such a large city and such a complicated environment, the command of soldiers can be refined to such a precise level. It is simply a model of micro-management.
The sparks of wisdom that burst out from four counselors who were over 90% were thinking about the same thing, it was really a show that made people go numb.
Dong Zhuo fell into their hands and died a worthy death.
Li Yu opened the map of Chang'an and looked at the counselors' deployment, and asked curiously:
"What about outside the city? Don't care?"
Lu Bu pointed to the area north of the city and said:
"Zhang Liao has arrived at the designated position and started an ambush. This can prevent the Xiliang army in the north from returning to defense. If everything goes well, he can counterattack."
There are also corresponding arrangements outside the city.
Zhang Liao was in charge of ambush in the east and north of the city, and Zhang Ji's uncle and nephew were in charge of the south.
There are Dong Cheng's troops to the west. Although they may not have any effect, they can just stop Fan Chou and Li Jue.
To kill Dong Zhuo, we must focus on surprise, and try to control the forces of the Xiliang army in the city first, and kill them secondarily. After all, it is impossible to kill all the tens of thousands of soldiers in the city. Those who are willing to surrender can be re-screened and re-enlisted later. Even those who are eliminated can still be recruited as workers.
Li Yu looked at the map and asked with some regret:
"Gao Shun can't keep up."
"Unless he rushes to Chang'an now, he will really miss out on this meritorious service... But with a full camp, he will have many opportunities to make meritorious deeds in the future, so he is not in a hurry now."
After Lu Bu finished speaking, he took Zhang Fei's mobile phone and recorded a selfie video:
"San'er, can you divide your photo album into a few more folders to hide the intimate conversations between you and your siblings? Those words are really disgusting. It seems that the little girl from Langtaosha taught you a lot. It's a pity that you never come back. , several young girls say that life is boring, and they are clamoring to be good and find you..."
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
As soon as you said you wanted to give this phone to Zhao Fujin, you started fanning the flames, right?
Looking back, Zhang Fei will definitely record a lot of sincere and touching greetings, allowing you to feel Yide's rage across time and space!
After making some risqué remarks, Lu Bu expressed his longing for Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Shan's second brother, and others, and urged Zhang Fei to get married as soon as he was old enough. By then, he would definitely sponsor two singers from the Western Regions.
It’s hard to imagine Zhang Fei’s reaction after seeing this video. He should be very moved, right?
After recording the video, Lu Bu went to Longwang Village excitedly, wanting to ask Zhao Dahu for some emotional secrets so that he could give his wives and concubines some surprises from time to time.
As soon as he left, Wu Song walked out of the restaurant, and Li Yu handed over the phone:
"Erlang, give it to Zhao Fujin. It's all homework given by Yide."
"Okay, little brother, we're leaving now..."
Wu Song left quickly and came back quickly. As soon as he arrived in the real world, he brought a piece of exciting news:
"Taoist Master Gongsun brought his luggage and officially settled in the Lao Mu Temple in Lishan today and became the abbot of the temple... He said that these were the orders of Zhenren Luo, and he also said that in the future, except for dealing with Liangshan, all other enemies will be at his mercy. "
Liu Guanzhang just set out, and Master Luo fully showed his goodwill. It seems that this trip to Erxian Mountain is destined to be fruitful.
When we return, we will go to Shandong to see the Nine Heavens Xuannv, and Xuande can officially raise the flag.
The forces that should be co-opted have been successfully co-opted, and the people's livelihood that should be understood has been understood. Next, the banner of the Han Dynasty will be officially raised, troops and horses will be recruited, and a territory will be conquered in Hebei.
The chief mage Gongsun Sheng appears, and then people can go to find the demon king Fan Rui and the golden sword master Li Zhu to form a trio of the strongest mage. If they encounter Bao Dao Yi and others, they will definitely kill them with one move.
At 10:30 in the morning, Li Yu changed into casual clothes and drove to the city.
First, he went to the archaeological team and picked up Professor Zhou who got off work early. Then he came to the gate of Guanlan Mingshu Community and happened to meet Diao Chan who had finished her cram school.
Seeing Mr. Stinky and Sister Zhou holding hands, a flash of envy flashed across the little girl's face.
But soon, she took Zhou Ruotong's other arm and talked about the dishes she wanted to eat:
"Today I want to eat fat beef, goose intestines, duck blood, high-calcium mutton, hand-made meatballs, county liver... I feel like eating everything. I started drooling before get out of class ended."
Zhou Ruotong smiled:
"Okay, okay, I'll order them all again later."
After saying that, he glanced at Li Yu, "You stinky guy, you have a wink, don't wait for my orders."
Li Yu: "..."
If you express your love and lower your status, who can you talk to for explanation?
Entering the store, the two beauties went to the self-service area to select fruits, while Li Yu was in charge of ordering dishes, getting aprons, and making dipping dishes. They were very busy.
Fortunately, a good girl brought a plate of cantaloupe, allowing him to taste the sweetness even in his busy schedule.
When the pot was served, Zhou Ruotong looked at Diao Chan beside him and asked:
"Xiaochan, which name do you plan to use on your ID card?"
There is no problem with the word Diao Chan, but it is too famous. If I really choose this name, I will just wait for the classmates to make noises.
The same is true for the name Diao Chan. It reminds people of the four beauties of the Three Kingdoms, which is not conducive to the normal life of the little girl on campus.
Diao Chan might have changed her name to Wang Chan when she first came here, but now that Wang Yun's constant flirting has ruined everyone's goodwill, her last name naturally has to be changed.
Li Yu took his mobile phone and searched:
"There is a name named Ren Hongchang in the play. Is this okay?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhou Ruotong hit him on the arm:
"Don't mention this name, it's disgusting!"
Li Yu was a little confused:
"Why?"
"This is a kind of vilification of Diao Chan. Ren means coming from any place, Hong means very famous, and Chang means prostitute... People under the ethical education believe that those who can use serial tricks cannot be women from good families, so I came up with the name of a popular prostitute to discredit Xiaochan."
Damn, these idiots should be cut to pieces.
Diao Chan looked at Li Yu sitting opposite, then at Zhou Ruotong sitting next to her, and whispered:
"Sister Zhou, please choose a surname for me. I... I listen to you."
She didn't know what to choose, so she simply asked her current temporary guardian for help.
Zhou Ruotong thought for a while and said:
"How about you take my last name and call it Zhou Xiaochan? What do you think?"
"Thank you, Sister Zhou, for giving me your surname."
In this way, Diao Chan's name in real society was determined.
Seeing that the soup in the pot was boiling, Li Yu put the meat in and put it in. It was probably done, so he served some to Professor Zhou first, then Diao Chan, and finally it was his turn:
"When can I get my household registration?"
"About a month... Xiaochan is set to be smarter than ordinary people. According to her pace, when she goes to school, she will go directly to the third grade of junior high school and consolidate for a period of time to take the entrance exam. If she scores high, she will go to a key high school. If she scores generally, she will go to a key high school. Go to an aristocratic school.”
The characters in the world of the book seem to learn very quickly, such as Wu Song, such as Diao Chan, not to mention Cai Yan, who has reached a high school level through self-study.
It’s not bad to take the high school entrance examination at the age of fifteen. Then we can wait at the school gate like those parents who send their students to take the high school entrance examination.
Fortunately, the Zhou family has connections, otherwise it would be difficult to solve the problem of going to school.
Zhou Ruotong picked up the colander, took out two pieces of duck blood from the pot and put them into Diao Chan's bowl:
"First take the high school entrance exam to get used to it. If I am not busy after the exam, I will take you to travel around. You have been in the real world for so long and have been staying in a B&B. It's time to go out and see the wider world."
After hearing these arrangements, Diao Chan felt a little embarrassed:
"Will it cost a lot of money?"
"No, if you give me that hairpin, I won't be able to spend it all on a trip across the country."
Not only Chai Zi, this time Diao Chan moved to Guanlan Mingshu Community and also gave the headdress given by Zhao Fujin to Zhou Ruotong as a gift.
Of course there is a sense of flattery in this, but more of it is gratitude.
Zhou Ruotong handed it over to his second uncle Zhou Bingliang and exchanged it for Diao Chan for a large sum of money. The Museum of the Two Song Dynasties also had a complete set of Emperor Ji's headdress, and the museum's treasures increased again!
Li Yu cooked the food for the two of them, looked at Diao Chan and asked:
"How about it, are you getting used to living with your sister Zhou?"
"The things at home are so high-end, and I made a lot of jokes. Fortunately, Sister Zhou didn't mind it, and she has really gotten used to it in the past few days."
I have stayed in a B&B room before, and although it felt like it had everything, it was a B&B after all. Compared with a real home, the facilities were still lacking.
Especially in Zhou Ruotong's house, all the appliances are high-end, which most people are really not used to.
Fortunately, Diao Chan has a strong learning ability and Zhou Ruotong takes care of her like a biological sister, so she gradually adapts to it.
After dinner, Diao Chan returned to Guanlan Mingshu Community to take a lunch break and then attend the afternoon cram school, while Li Yu drove Zhou Ruotong to work.
"Thank you, wife."
When starting the car, Li Yu thanked him.
Zhou Ruotong buckled his seat belt and muttered:
"She comes from another world and is helpless. What can I do even if I am cruel? Send her to school first. You don't have to worry about the school. I will make the arrangements."
"Yeah, baby Tong is the best!"
"Stop wearing a hat for me... By the way, Xiaochan said you can talk to Nuwa. Is it true? So it turns out that the warm feeling in front of the statue is a gift from Nuwa?"
"Yes, your Majesty likes you very much, and she even said that I am too high for you."
Although he already knew that Nuwa Empress was connected to the real world, Zhou Ruotong still felt like he was dreaming when he suddenly heard such commonplace words.
How can this be a fairy? They are clearly the elders in the family who like to talk about their family's shortcomings.
Li Yu smiled and said:
"Next time you bring milk tea to a scenic spot, I'll ask the empress to say hello to you. After all, you are her appointed daughter-in-law."
After speaking, he handed over his mobile phone:
"The password on your mobile phone is 321321. Open the photo album and scroll all the way to the left. You can see the photo of the two of us secretly taking tea. She said that from that day on, she will regard you as her daughter-in-law."
Zhou Ruotong unlocked her phone, clicked on the photo album, flipped through it, and found the photo of the two holding wedding tea. It looked like a new daughter-in-law serving tea to her mother-in-law.
Especially there are some red ribbons floating around the photo, which makes it full of joy.
"Empress Nuwa...can you still make photos?"
"This is not necessarily true. It's possible that she used her magical power to conjure a red ribbon and add it to the scene."
God, there are too many cutouts from P-pictures, so if you want to take pictures, do it in real scenes.
Arriving at the door of the archaeological team, Zhou Ruotong loosened his seat belt and said:
"If I'm not busy tomorrow afternoon, I'll go to the B&B and take a look at the vault."
"Okay, my wife is welcome to come and give me guidance!"
Zhou Ruotong pushed the door open and got out of the car, waving to Li Yu:
"Go back. Slow down on the road. Why don't you make some cold wrappers this afternoon and send them over? Xiaochan and I won't order takeout."
"No problem, I promise not to delay my wife's meal."
Saying goodbye to her stinky boyfriend who kept telling strange stories, Zhou Ruotong walked briskly into the archaeological team's gate with his bag in hand.
Li Yu drove to the food factory and took a look. He found that after cutting off the sales department, some orders were received one after another, and the flagship store being prepared online also had business.
This is a good sign. If this continues, we will have to add more production lines.
Back at the B&B, Lu Bu had already left, and Wu Song also brought Zhang Fei's cell phone over. When Yue Fei came back, he could give it to Zhang Fei and let the guy start talking about love again.
Li Yu opened the folder and looked at it, and found that the photo albums had been categorized, and one of them was locked, obviously for Lao Zhang to talk to him about love.
Unexpectedly, the gangster who was famous for stealing his wife in the original work has now become a love interest. He must have been influenced by Zhao Dahu during his blacksmithing days.
Coming to the living room, Li Yu found Brother Dao who was listening to the female residents chatting about private topics, and took it outside:
"People are talking about using sanitary napkins at night. Why are you just joining in the fun? Go call Yue Fei over. I'll see him if I have anything to do."
"Woo-"
Brother Dao yelled reluctantly, with anger on his face as he was disturbed.
Li Yu rubbed its head:
"I have summarized another rule of the world in the book..."
Before he finished speaking, Brother Dao stood up and sprinted straight to the study upstairs at a speed of 100 meters.
The allure of upgrading really exceeds food and gossip... The rules of the world that Li Yu planned to talk about were actually newly figured out by Ergou when he went to Water Margin to talk about the world of Yue.
It is extremely difficult to bring out the characters in the original work. Even if there are outsiders who disrupt the secrets, the full role of this character still needs to be brought out.
The characters in the book without names are much simpler.
For example, Mu Guiying brought Ergou out easily.
I don’t know if this rule will allow Gouzi to advance to another level and allow the world in the book to be configured with dual administrators as soon as possible.
Just as he was thinking about it, Yue Fei hurried from the direction of the warehouse:
"Sir, I'm calling you urgently. Is there something urgent?"
"Gongsun Sheng has received the order from Zhenren Luo to leave Liangshan and become the abbot of Lishan Laomu Temple in Qilin Village. Tell Xuande that he must thank Zhenren Luo when he sees him."
"Okay, student, I'll pass this on."
Li Yu handed Zhang Fei's mobile phone to Yue Fei and asked about everyone's itinerary:
"Are you leaving now?"
"We set off, and Shi Qian followed him all the way, very enthusiastically. When passing by the village, he wanted to steal a chicken several times to honor Uncle Liu Huang."
Damn, this guy really can't change his habit of stealing chickens.
"Where is the next stop?"
"Cangzhou, Uncle Liu Huang plans to meet Chai Jin and win over him first."
The justice of the veto regime has always been the core of rebellion. Now that Chai Jin is a living example, it is natural to make good use of it.
Li Yu remembered that Wu Song had interacted with Chai Jin, so he asked:
"When you arrive at Chai Jin's house, remember to say something when you come back. I'll ask Erlang to record a message of thanks and give you some gifts to settle the cause of taking Wu Song in before."
Although no one in that world remembers Wu Song, according to the empress’s explanation, Wu Song’s cause and effect is actually still there, so we must try our best to end it to avoid any repercussions in the future.
Yue Fei cupped his hands and said:
"The students will come over when we get to Chai Jin's house. Please be patient, sir!"
Li Yu originally thought he would have to wait for a long time, but when he was getting ready to go to bed at around ten o'clock in the evening, Yue Fei came in a hurry:
"Sir, we have arrived at the Chai family manor and met Little Xuanfeng Chai Jin!"