Chapter 266 Liu Bei Angrily Scolded the Nine Heavens Mysterious Girl! 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】

"Hey, isn't Xuande going to angrily rebuke Jiutian Xuannv?"

Lu Bu was so excited that he took a big mouthful of pig's trotters and wished he could watch it in person. If necessary, he could even help with a few curse words.

I have been practicing the art of cursing for so long, but I have no chance to use it in front of the gods, which is a bit regretful.

I wonder if I can form a team with Fortune Brother in the future and find a sharp-tongued god to scold him to establish my status in the scolding circle.

At the same time, it also made San'er deeply realize that he would always have to step aside in the field of swearing, and I, Lu Fengxian, was the well-deserved Nanbowan!

After chewing the pig's trotters, Lu Bu wiped his mouth and said:

"It's still very busy opening up wasteland and farming over there. Brother, I'll go back first and come back when I'm done."

After saying that, he wiped the grease on his hands and hurriedly returned to the Three Kingdoms World.

After lunch, Li Yu drove to the city to buy some new milk tea and snacks, and took them to the scenic spot.

It's almost time to reach the plot of Song Jiang's escape to Huandao Village. It's a very important matter, so you have to pay close attention to avoid any accidents.

As soon as she came within the sensing range of the statue, the empress began to chant:

"Where's Tongtong? Why didn't she come?"

Good guy, you’re going to feel bad if you don’t see your daughter-in-law for a day, right?

Li Yu said in his heart:

"I'm busy with work and don't have time to come here, but she asked me to buy these things by name. Daughter-in-law brand afternoon tea, you can't be picky."

Well, let's make it clear in advance so that the old mother won't be picky and think everything is bad.

"No wonder I smelled the fragrance from afar. My daughter-in-law just has a good sense."

Li Yu: "..."

Why has Professor Zhou been like a magnet since I started to be with her, attracting all the women around me?

After coming to sit down in front of the statue, Li Yu just put the straw in the milk tea, and a picture appeared in his mind.

In the dark night, the three brothers Liu, Guan, and Zhang hid near the Xuannv Temple at the head of the village, waiting quietly. Then the screen moved forward, and they could see a short man fleeing in a panic a few miles away, not far behind him. There, a group of government officials holding torches were chasing after him.

Is this Timely Rain Song Jiang?

He is indeed not very good-looking, let alone compared to Liu Bei. Even if the three of Liu, Guan, and Zhang are as handsome as floor tiles, Zhang Sanye still has the advantage of being eight feet tall and burly, taller than Song Sanlang, who is more than six feet tall. A big chunk.

Based on Song Jiang's pace, it would probably take a while before he could reach Huandao Village. Taking advantage of this gap, Li Yu asked a question:

"My Lady, are the Nine Heavens Xuannv and the Black Bird worshiped by the Shang Dynasty the same thing?"

"It's not the same thing. It can be said that wind, horse and cow are unrelated. Xuanniao gave birth to Shang. It means that Jian Di picked up the egg of a blackbird and ate it. As a result, she became pregnant and gave birth to Yin Qi, the ancestor of the Shang Dynasty. …Xuanniao refers to the black bird, which is the common swallow you see, and this is the source of Xuanniao’s business.”

Li Yu was a little confused:

"Then why are some legends related to Xuannv?"

"That's just Xuannv adding drama to herself. She has always blurred the relationship between Xuannv and Xuanniao, so that she can share some of her belief power in all the ancestor worship rituals in the Shang Dynasty. This is very common in mythology systems. s method."

With nothing to do, the empress gave Li Yu some science tips on how gods can obtain telekinesis.

The simplest way is to appear in the world, do good deeds to help the people, and gain worship. However, the disadvantage is that the results are slow and the scope of influence is small. If you want to gain a lot of telekinesis, you have to constantly appear in various places, but this will violate the heaven. regulations, so the gods all adopted the policy of saving the country through curves.

First influence some cultural people, and increase the authority and background of the gods through their far-fetched descriptions.

For example, Jiutian Xuannv, she not only deliberately confused the concept of Xuannv Xuannv, but also gave herself titles such as the teacher of Emperor Xuanyuan and the mother of Emperor Yan.

In addition, she also helped Yue to destroy Wu, taught Qimen Dunjia, helped Xue Rengui in the Eastern Expedition, taught Song Jiang the art of war, taught Liu Bowen the art of war, helped Liu Bang establish his capital in Chang'an, and so on.

During the period when the worship of Guan Yu flourished, there was also a description of Lao Guan being the disciple of the Nine Heavens Mysterious Girl.

As for the gentle, considerate and compassionate old human mother Nuwa, she also served as a background and was scripted as the master of Jiutian Xuannv.

"In some descriptions, Xuannv has become a being comparable to the Three Pure Ones, or even surpasses the Three Pure Ones... But she is also a deity under the Queen Mother, which creates a contradiction. If Xuannv really reaches the status of the Three Pure Ones, Then how high is the Queen Mother’s realm?”

As high as three floors... Li Yu joked in his heart and asked curiously:

"Sanqing just let her stay here to add drama to him?"

"The saints are busy transforming into Taoism, and no one cares about it. In addition, Haotian has taken back his power, so he naturally hopes that his people will take control of the people's beliefs."

No wonder the belief in Nuwa is becoming more and more rare. Even Lishan Mother only exists in a few words in the novel. It turns out that she was tampered with by some gods.

I have to talk to Zishou later and ask him to revise the Shang Dynasty's sacrificial inscriptions. At the same time, he reprimands Xuannv in the name of the king for pretending to be the ancestor of the Shang Dynasty.

If you have the chance to meet Guangchengzi, you will also complain to him. The title of Imperial Master was taken away by Xuannv.

The recognized imperial master in the three realms is Guangchengzi, so he has the royal seal. Now Jiutian Xuannv says that she is Xuanyuan's teacher. Isn't this a strong statement?

Just as she was thinking about it, the empress said:

"People have already patched it up, saying that Xuanyuan visited the seventy-two sages in the early years, including Xuannv."

It seems that the only option is to ask Shang Rong to make another trip to Huoyun Cave, to explain clearly to the person involved, and to ask Xuanyuan to come forward to deny it, so as to prevent the rumors from getting worse.

While they were chatting, Song Jiang's embarrassed little figure ran closer and closer.

Just when Li Yu thought that the three brothers and their mounts would be exposed, the figures of the three suddenly became blurry. Song Jiang hurried past several people without even noticing, and plunged into Xuannv Temple.

The empress said:

"I hid their figures to avoid causing unnecessary complications."

Liu Bei didn't know that the empress had helped. When he saw Song Jiang entering Xuannv Temple, he also led Lao Guan and Sanye in.

As for the pursuers outside, they were all led elsewhere by Nuwa, so as not to affect Xuande's performance.

Soon, the scene turned, and the situation inside Xuannv Temple appeared. It was no different from before, but the difference was that the statue of the god, which was originally covered with cobwebs and dust, suddenly lit up.

The dust dissipated automatically, and the spider webs seemed to have melted and fell down from the statue.

The whole process was full of fairy spirit, which made Zhang Fei's eyes widen. However, Liu Bei and Guan Yu looked normal and were not moved by the scene in front of them.

Li Yu looked around and asked curiously:

"Where's Song Jiang?"

"According to the description in the original plot, he was hiding in the God's Cabinet. He was already asleep at this time and should be wandering around Xuannv's cave."

The so-called god cabinet is the cabinet next to the statue. It is relatively narrow. Thanks to Song Jiang's small size, if it were replaced by Zhang Fei or Lao Guan, the cabinet would not be able to fit in if it was broken.

The statue flickered on and off, but said nothing.

Liu Bei straightened his clothes and bowed to the gods:

"After Prince Jing of Zhongshan, Jihan Zhaolie Emperor Liu Bei and Liu Xuande met the Nine Heavens Xuannv Empress."

Xuande is a gentleman. Even if he comes to quarrel and scold his mother, he will still be meticulous in etiquette.

As he bowed, the statue spoke:

"You are not from this world, why did you come to this world to disturb the heavenly secrets and disrupt my major affairs?"

As soon as he heard this, Zhang Fei put his hands on his hips and was ready to scold his mother. Jin Chao had already sharpened his sword, but you are still thinking about those dirty things!

Liu Bei was afraid that Zhang Fei would suffer a loss, so he stretched out his hand to signal him not to interrupt, and said to the statue:

"The Chinese nation is in dire straits. As a deity, your Majesty, instead of finding a way to resist foreign humiliation, allows foreigners to trample on our great rivers and mountains. If you don't consider the people, you are not worthy of human worship!"

Come, come, Xuande began to hold the people accountable as a human emperor.

Li Yu asked worriedly:

"The three brothers won't be in danger, right?"

"No, in addition to me, the Three Saints of Fire Cloud Cave and Duobao are also paying attention; on the other side of the heaven, the gods such as Haotian and the Queen Mother are also paying attention... The more this happens, the less Xuannv dares to act rashly. "

Good guy, both parents are here!

Jiutian Xuannv probably sensed this as well, and said patiently:

"This is a catastrophe in the human world, caused by the sins of the human world. Although gods have the responsibility to protect the human world, they have no way to resolve the catastrophe. They can only let the human world eliminate it on its own."

Her official words completely angered Liu Bei:

"Your Majesty's words are really laughable. You don't care about the disasters and diseases in the world, calling them destiny; you don't interfere in life, old age, sickness and death, saying everything is settled; now you don't even care about wars, calling them disasters in the world... Then I ask you , Why do the people worship you? Do you want you to create these disasters and make them suffer?"

Damn it, I don’t care about this or that, so what use do you have?

"Before coming to this world, I lived in another world for a period of time and studied atheism... I can turn a blind eye to the power of thoughts that you make up stories to deceive the people. After all, people have to have thoughts regardless of whether they believe in cats or dogs. I think so, but don’t fool yourselves too!”

Hearing Xuande say this, Li Yu's mouth twitched. Should he say it or not? Now the B&B really believes in cats and dogs.

However, cats can bring good luck, and dogs can open up the world in books. If these mysterious gods in the book can do something practical for mankind, Xuande will not need to make this trip.

When Liu Bei saw that Jiutian Xuannv didn't answer, he simply opened fire and started spraying.

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were waiting for the battle with weapons, one on the left and the other on the right, and the three brothers started a battle against the gods.

"Be prepared to hear the things about eating the emperor's salary and being loyal to the emperor. The empress is regarded as a god, but she can't even do the most basic things. How can she have the face to claim to be a god?"

"As the God of War, if he doesn't guide his people to open up new territories and expand their territory; and if he doesn't help the generals to strengthen their troops and resist foreign humiliation, he will only try his best to coax the people's incense and offerings. You have What qualifications do you have to become a god or an immortal?"

"Now that the spiritual energy of the world is exhausted, if you want to maintain your divine power, you can only rely on the power of faith provided by the human race... You can only survive by relying on the human race, but you have been trapping the human race. How can you have the face to pretend to protect the human world?"

"My military advisor Kong Ming is proficient in Bagua. He once laid out eight formations on the beach of Yufupu. You have the audacity to claim that you passed it on to Kong Ming... I thought that becoming an immortal requires a high enough moral character and a fearless spirit of sacrifice. I never thought All you need to be thick-skinned here is Xuannv Empress, it’s really an eye-opener!”

"In all the wars to open up new territories, you have never been seen. Instead, those who raised armies and rebelled were often protected by you. Are you protecting the world, or are you causing harm to the world?!"

"..."

Liu Bei's eloquence is considered to be among the best in the Three Kingdoms, and since he has no intention of going back alive this time, he is like being possessed by Kong Ming, and speaks to the Xuannv Empress in a well-reasoned and eloquent manner.

It's a pity that the opponent is not Wang Lang, and he will not break the defense and die just because of these words.

When Liu Bei finished speaking, Jiutian Xuannu was silent for a long time, still trying to confuse the audience:

"Everything is fate, you and others..."

Before she could finish speaking, Guan Yu, who couldn't stand listening anymore, picked up the Qinglong Yanyue Sword with both hands and chopped the statue of Jiutian Xuannv in half with one blow:

"Anyone who dares to pretend to be my master will be killed without mercy!"

Lao Guan is a man of action, and he prefers taking action to arguing.

So before Jiutian Xuannv could quibble any further, she struck with her sword and smashed the yellow clay statue into pieces.

You are a god and I am a god, who is afraid of whom?

Zhang Fei, on the other hand, didn’t expect his second brother to be so brave:

"Why does my second brother always steal my show? If I cut down this girl's idol, will she kill us?"

Guan Yu is very discerning:

"Then Brother Wei will go to heaven to settle accounts with her!"

Liu Bei bowed his hands to the two brothers:

"It's not easy for these two worthy brothers to accompany me here. Let's go to Qilin Village. I will stay here for my brother. Whatever killing moves they have, I, Liu Bei, will bear them all!"

"We three brothers have agreed to live and die together, and we cannot let the eldest brother stay here by himself."

"Yes, we want to die together, what bullshit gods, don't be afraid of them! Unfortunately, my second brother took action before I had the chance to open my mouth. I still wanted to scold the gods for surpassing Bingzhou's children..."

Lu Bu planned to scold the gods and consolidate his absolute advantage over Zhang Fei.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Fei also had this idea. The level of these enemies was quite equal.

When the three brothers were about to die, a ray of light fell from the sky, covering the three of them and their mounts outside. Then the screen flashed, and the three of them appeared outside a beautiful village.

Zhang Fei looked left and right and quickly recognized:

"Hey, isn't this Qilin Village? Brother, are we back? Isn't it a return to the past?"

Liu Bei checked his body and found that there was no loss. He looked around and saw that the light spots surrounding him were dissipating everywhere. He quickly raised his hands and saluted and asked:

"May I ask who rescued my three brothers?"

A middle-aged man's laughter came from the void:

"Yuanzi in Xiazhen has just returned from traveling outside the Three Realms. He sensed the appearance of a real dragon and came here to have a look... Xuande can rest assured to revive China and recreate the world. For other matters, Pindao and Nuwa will take care of themselves... …”

His voice became more and more ethereal, and eventually disappeared.

Upon hearing the name Zhen Yuanzi, Liu, Guan, and Zhang all bowed respectfully.

With the strength and status of Sanqing, but willing to stay in the human world to protect the earth, such an immortal is indeed worthy of respect.

On a mountain hundreds of miles away from Qilin Village, a middle-aged Taoist priest with wide sleeves appeared, and then raised his hands to the sky:

"Greetings to the empress, I have been here for hundreds of years. I didn't expect that so many changes would happen in the world. I am not talented at all. I am willing to follow my empress to reorganize the three realms!"

Seeing this, Li Yu was dumbfounded. He didn't expect the big boss from "Journey to the West" to suddenly run over.

Obviously the book hasn't been opened yet, but the god came to visit on his own initiative.

But in this way, the B&B force has added another top fighter, which is a good thing.

The queen responded:

"If you have time, you can come to my cave to talk."

Zhen Yuanzi's attitude was very low:

"I sincerely obey your Majesty's decree."

After saying that, his figure disappeared between heaven and earth like a breeze.

At this time, the door of the sacred cupboard of Xuannv Temple opened, and Song Jiang got out of it, holding three volumes of heavenly books in his hand.

When Li Yu saw this, he knew that Jiutian Xuannv was determined to walk all the way to the dark side, and couldn't help but sigh:

"Starting from tomorrow, I will let all worlds begin to weaken the authority of Jiutian Xuannv."

Don’t you rely on making up stories to gain a foothold? Then I will make up a story to remove all your roots, and then transfer the power to the old mother.

Nuwa sighed softly:

"I didn't want to break up with Tianting directly, but the appearance of Zhen Yuanzi completely eliminated this possibility... Anyway, let you make trouble once."

Li Yu inquired:

"What is Zhen Yuanzi's true strength?"

"Higher than Sun Wukong, but not as good as Duobao who opened the golden body of Buddhism... His strength does not lie in magic power, but in the book of earth and the spiritual root of heaven and earth. This is what heaven is afraid of."

I don’t know if the ginseng fruit has any effect in the real world. If possible, wouldn’t it be nice to have one with Tong Baobao and Cicada Baobiao?

Just as she was thinking about it, the old mother suddenly lost her mind:

"Why are you thinking so much about the love between children? Plan the world in the book carefully, and I will also be busy arranging things in the heaven. If the children fail to live up to expectations, I can only rely on my mother's hard work."

Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

My dear, are you trying to insinuate me?

Thinking that Liu Xie was about to pray for rain in the Three Kingdoms World, Li Yu reminded:

"Don't forget to rain on the fifth day of April. My eldest disciple is still waiting for a blockbuster success."

"I have informed the four gods of wind, rain, thunder and lightning and the Dragon King that they will cooperate with the Emperor of Han to send down rain to alleviate the drought."

There has been no rain in the Three Kingdoms world for nearly two months, and there is an urgent need for a rain to moisten the earth so that the crops planted can take root, sprout, and grow vigorously.

Of course, the most important thing is to stabilize Liu Xie's power and make the courtiers desperate.

After talking about this matter, Li Yu thought that Yue Fei was going to Liangshanbo to invite Lin Chong, so he asked the empress for advice:

"Do you think Lin Chong will follow Yue Fei to Qilin Village?"

"No, the last visit to Qilin Village was an opportunity, but he didn't cherish it. Now Xuannv is so angry that she will definitely not let Lin Chong join Qilin Village, and she won't go with Lin Chong's character."

Well, it seems that Yue Fei's trip was really in vain.

Fortunately, Yue Fei is the most special being in the whole world, and there will be no accidents. Otherwise, Li Yu would have to find a way to get him back, so as not to waste all his efforts.

After watching the live broadcast, Li Yu returned to the B&B, opened "Journey to the West", and carefully read the introduction about Zhen Yuanzi.

This great man is unfathomable, but at the same time his attitude is very low. When Guanyin came to Wuzhuang Temple, he not only greeted him at the gate in person, but also used modest words such as "villain" and "deed" in his words. Even Sun Wukong didn't even see Guanyin. To be so flattering, there is a strong sense of separation.

He flipped through Fengshen Yanyi again, but couldn't find any trace of Zhen Yuanzi appearing.

Even if such an awesome god doesn't appear, it stands to reason that he should still be able to find his prototype.

While he was busy, Li Yu suddenly noticed a detail.

Qingfeng Mingyue, who worked under Zhen Yuanzi, looked down on Tang Seng and his apprentice, and the two sides were at loggerheads. The main reason was these two boys.

But Zhen Yuanzi did not impose any punishment and only held Tang Seng and his disciples accountable.

Such a person who helps relatives but does not help is very similar to a certain big boss in Fengshen Yan... A thought suddenly flashed in Li Yu's mind:

Zhen Yuanzi, isn't he related to Tongtian Cult Master?