Chapter 276 Going to Meet Professor Zhou’s Parents? 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】

"Jizhou Hou Suhu has had some changes recently, and the grand master went to comfort him personally."

Su Hu is Su Daji's father. In the original work, King Zhou heard that Su Daji was beautiful and directly ordered Su Hu to send his daughter over. As a result, Su Hu was forced to rebel, and Chonghou Hu was ordered to attack him.

After Su Hu's defeat, he sacrificed his daughter Su Daji, who was possessed by a nine-tailed fox when passing by Xuanyuan Qiu. From then on, Zi Shou's debauched and ruthless ruling career began.

When Lu Bu heard this, he originally wanted to make an immature suggestion, but noticed the presence of the B&B's master wife and wisely kept his mouth shut.

It's better not to mention this incident, lest your wise brother be beaten!

Alas, I, Lu Fengxian, really worry about my brother's happiness.

This guy was so moved that he put a large piece of beef bone into his rice bowl and ate it.

Beef bone is the knee part of the cow. It has many tendons and is rich in gum. Li Yu was worried that it would not be enough, so he stewed it for more than ten kilograms. The stew made the tendons soft and tender, and the soup was rich and perfect when mixed with rice.

When buying beef bone bones, he also bought dozens of kilograms of tendons, planning to feast on them for everyone to enjoy.

After Zi Shou finished his report, Mu Guiying gnawed on a piece of chicken wing and solemnly announced:

"The Mukezhai Arsenal recently produced a thousand steel knives. Which of your worlds wants them?"

As soon as these words were spoken, Zi Shou, Lu Bu, Qin Qiong, Yue Fei, and Li Shimin stopped what they were doing at the same time and all looked at the leader of the village.

Li Shimin reacted the fastest and quickly raised his hands and said:

"Your Majesty, Sister Mu, there are currently no weapons in my Fengming Village. The defense relies solely on sharpened wood. It cannot even guard against wild beasts... How about giving some to me? I will definitely repay you with all my strength in the future!"

Now Li Shimin has nothing in his hands and can only rely on making wishes to make alms.

Lu Bu said with a smile:

"In the Conferred Gods, Zhunti and the loan will be used to become a saint. I didn't expect that our B&B will also produce a human emperor who will become an emperor with a loan... I want three hundred steel knives for Dian Wei to form a royal guard."

Zishou also wanted three hundred, and planned to give them to the generals in the army to increase their loyalty and sense of honor.

Yue Fei originally wanted to get more, but in the end he only got two hundred. Although the number of members of the village protection team has increased to 500, they cannot all be trained into sword and shield soldiers. They have to add spears, archers, etc., so there are only two hundred. The steel knife is enough for now.

In this way, there were 200 weapons from the Sui and Tang Worlds and the Water Margin World, and 300 weapons from the Three Kingdoms World and the Fengshen World, completely dividing the weapons produced by Muke Village.

If you take a knife, you have to pay the price.

Zi Meng had nothing to offer, so he simply imitated Li Shimin and promised to research fertilizers and supply them to Muke Village first.

Seeing that everyone was taking out loans, Lu Bu also promised that the results of cement research and development would be shared with Muke Village as soon as possible.

Yue Fei was the most honest and said he would send a few cannons and fifty shells that Ling Zhenxin had made.

"Ha, Xiao Feifei is indeed the most sensible. I have an extra three hundred, and I'll give them all to you!"

With a wave of his hand, Mu Guiying made Qilin Village the final winner of this weapons battle.

Diao Chan was holding a small bowl and eating pearl glutinous rice balls. She originally wanted to talk about her experience in school, but after listening to what everyone was talking about, she suddenly felt that such a trivial matter as going to school was not worth mentioning.

But Mu Guiying was very interested:

"Xiaochan Fairy, how do you feel about going to school? Is it fun?"

Diao Chan turned on her phone, clicked on her favorite course schedule and handed it over:

"You'll know just by looking at it."

Mu Guiying took the phone and her expression suddenly fell:

"Morning self-study starts at six in the morning? Not to mention the four classes in the morning, there are also inter-class exercises? The lunch time is only one hour, is it too short? get out of class ends at 9:40 in the evening? Is there still time to wash up? ?”

Before watching it, Marshal Mu originally wanted to curry favor with Professor Zhou and go to the school to experience it, but when she saw this schedule that was even more exaggerated than the prison schedule, she couldn't help but muttered:

"It is inhumane for you to blatantly violate the Geneva Convention!"

Diao Chan ate her favorite black sesame glutinous rice balls and said:

"I wasn't used to it at first, but my classmates said that all students in Central Plains are like this. It's quite early for junior high schools to finish their late self-study classes. It is said that many high schools finish classes at 11pm."

Zhou Ruotong used serving chopsticks to pick up a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs for Diao Chan:

"I told you at the time that going to school in the Central Plains was hard, but it would be much easier if you settled in the capital... Do you regret it now?"

Diao Chan shook her head gently.

She just wanted to be closer to the B&B and had no regrets.

And when she thought about the university that Li Yu had worked so hard to get into, the little girl not only had no regrets, she was even looking forward to it.

There is a line in modern songs, "I have blown the wind that you have blown, does this count as an embrace?" So if I repeat my husband's journey to school, does it count as a common experience?

Everyone looked at the school's curriculum, and Yue Fei silently forwarded it to himself:

"Sister Xiaochan works so hard, so the boy must also study hard and not let his husband down."

Li Shimin is also a good and motivated young man:

"Brother Fei, send it to me too, let's work hard together."

Zi Shou looked at it and said:

"It's about the same time that I'm dealing with government affairs, but Miss Chan is growing up, so she still needs to pay attention to her rest."

Wu Song, a top student, said that when he was self-study, he was busy with the Hanfu factory and village affairs during the day, and read and studied at night. This was the case every day. Now he has completed the high school courses secretly.

Lu Bu, a poor student, ignored it after reading it and just lowered his head to eat, as if he had been hungry for several days.

Qin Qiong saved it on her mobile phone and planned to use it to teach future generations.

A curriculum shows the faces of all living beings.

When the phone returned to Diao Chan's hand again, the little girl said:

"Actually, it's not hard at all. When I lived in Room 201, I didn't sleep before twelve o'clock and kept studying. But the more I studied, the less I could keep up with Sister Cai Yan. I'm really stupid."

Li Yu: "..."

You have completed my nine-year course in half a year. If you are stupid, then who am I? An imbecile with an IQ of 59?

Speaking of Room 201, Zhou Ruotong said:

"The bedding at home has not been dried. You can stay in 201 tonight and then go back to the city tomorrow night."

Diao Chan: "!!!!!!!!!!!"

Can I come back and live?

The little girl was overjoyed, but she quickly suppressed her excitement and thanked her again and again.

Li Shimin looked at this scene and touched Yue Fei with his elbow, his eyes full of shock that "the master's methods are so powerful."

Yue Fei ate loofah stuffed with meat, blinked slightly, and clearly conveyed one sentence to Xiao Shimin:

"Ji Cao, don't be six!"

The little guy has long observed that the more generous the master's wife is, the more grateful the second master's wife is, and the stronger the guilt in her heart.

As for the master, he is just a doormat for the master's wife to vent her emotions.

Mu Guiying, a music player, heard this and asked with a smile:

"Xiaochan Fairy, why don't you sleep in room 202? It's been a long time since we, sisters, have had a good night's sleep. I'm so curious about school life. I'll go to school to see you off on weekends and get a feel for collective life."

Diao Chan ruthlessly refused:

"Forget it, I'm afraid you'll be curled up in bed. You've been under a lot of pressure from studying recently, so you can't catch a cold."

Mu Guiying: "..."

You are slandering me!

However, thinking that Li Yu might touch 201 and Baby Cicada at night, Village Leader Mu graciously didn't care and concentrated on dealing with the stir-fried chicken nuggets on the table.

After the meal, Zishou took away all the remaining beef bones and a bowl of rice, preparing to let Queen Jiang and the two children taste modern delicacies.

As for the other leftovers, Li Shimin packed them up and took them away for the refugees in the village to taste.

When he came back again, he saw Qin Qiong loading cartons with white smoke on the fifth wheel, and asked with some confusion:

"Brother Shubao, what is this?"

"Frozen meat, these boxes are half slices of duck, with chicken breasts and drumsticks underneath. I will bring in two more pork fans later, which will be enough for the people in the village for the time being... You go to Pengju to learn circuits, and start generating electricity as soon as possible. Install the board."

With the solar power panels, we can transport two large freezers to the village and accumulate some meat.

Li Shimin touched the cold cardboard box, and his curiosity about the real world became more and more intense. He always felt that there was knowledge everywhere here.

After leaving the warehouse, the little guy found Yue Fei who was sitting in front of the computer looking up information, and asked in a low voice:

"Where's sir?"

"I went for a ride on a motorcycle with my wife. Senior Brother Wu went to the factory and told us to take us for a physical examination in the morning...after twelve o'clock in the evening, we are forbidden to eat or drink, and we have to draw blood to check many items."

Li Shimin had never seen blood drawn before, so he was a little scared for no reason:

"Isn't it scary?"

"It's not scary. This is a normal examination method in modern medicine."

In order to prevent Shimin's younger brother from psychological pressure, Xiao Yuefei comforted him:

"The husband said that after the physical examination tomorrow, we will have morning tea, and he also plans to take us all to watch a movie."

"That's great, I'm just thinking about having another morning tea."

On the other side, Li Yu rode a motorcycle and took Zhou Ruotong to the food factory to have a look, and then went to the train station to buy roasted sweet potatoes and Diao Chan's favorite milk tea for Brother Dao.

When we returned to the B&B again, it was completely dark.

Li Yu drove the motorcycle to the warehouse, took off his helmet, and asked naturally:

"Will you stay here tonight?"

Zhou Ruotong thought for a while and said:

"I'd better go back, I didn't take any pajamas or anything..."

"I have them in my room. Last time I bought pajamas, they said they had a discount for couples, so I placed an order."

Zhou Ruotong looked at him with a half-smile:

"Then I'll sleep with Xiaochan and help her improve her English listening skills."

Li Yu sighed in disappointment. He thought he could take advantage of Professor Zhou, but he didn't expect that he ended up taking advantage of the little girl.

After hanging his helmet on the handlebar, Li Yu took the roasted sweet potatoes and milk tea he bought and walked out. Zhou Ruotong came over, took this guy's hand and asked:

"disappointed?"

"No, Xiaochan's study is the most important thing. Just don't stay up too late. You have a physical exam tomorrow."

"I know, husband~~"

After calling "husband" in Li Yu's ear, Professor Zhou took the lead to walk out of the warehouse. Li Yu was so excited that he wanted to ask his empress to use her magical power to go back in time.

"Hey, hey, hey, your voice was too soft just now, I didn't hear you clearly, wife."

Professor Zhou was rarely naughty and said with a smile:

"If you don't say good things a second time, I shouted anyway, and it's your fault that you didn't hear me clearly."

But soon, she was forced into a corner by Li Yu and kissed her hard for a while, then she put her arms around Li Yu's neck and begged for mercy:

"The milk tea is about to melt. I'll let you kiss me tonight."

Um?

night?

"Professor Zhou, you must be responsible when you speak. Don't give me hope that I shouldn't have. That will make me sad."

Zhou Ruotong kissed him:

"I will go to your room for ten minutes tonight and check if there are any contraband hidden in your room. If so, you can draw lots to decide whether to break your left leg or your right leg."

Wife, how did these cold words come out of your 37-degree mouth?

Entering the B&B, Li Yu gave the roasted sweet potatoes to Brother Dao, while Zhou Ruotong went to tutor Diao Chan with milk tea.

Li Yu washed a plate of fruits, brought another plate of dried fruits and snacks, made a pot of tea, took the newly bought women's pajamas, and went to room 201 and knocked on the door.

Soon Diao Chan opened the door, turned her face with a smile and said:

"Sister's guess is correct, it's your husband who is here."

Zhou Ruotong was sitting in front of the computer playing junior high school English listening for Diao Chan. Seeing Li Yu holding food and drink, he pointed to the seat next to him:

"Just put down the fruits and tea. Take away the dried fruits and snacks, but don't let them eat them, so as not to affect the results of tomorrow's physical examination."

Li Yu agreed and went out with snacks.

When he came to the study room, he saw Mu Guiying leading Yue Fei to play games, while Li Shimin was sitting in front of the computer with great self-control, watching online courses related to electricity.

"Sir, you don't let me play such a fun game console. This controller is so enjoyable... How about buying me one set? No, two sets. Master should also like it. Buy two sets for me. Muke Village is your back garden!"

Mu Guiying opened her mouth to ask for the game console, which forced Li Yu to reconsider the anti-addiction system.

Let’s talk about this matter after the empress’ retreat is over.

We are still waiting for a queen from the B&B, but we can’t let the game give way.

He said:

"Don't just play games, you have to study when you need to."

"Yeah, don't worry, sir, it won't delay things."

Li Yu sat in front of the computer. He first found popular science information and working principles of fertilizer production for Lu Yue, and saved them all on a tablet. He opened the note and wrote him a letter.

Remind Lu Yue that ammonia is poisonous and has a strong smell, so he should be careful.

In addition, two gas masks are included to prevent the poison master from being smoked out by the ammonia he made.

After preparing these, Li Yu told Li Shimin about the working principle of electricity and the precautions for installing solar power panels. Xiao Shimin felt that it was so simple.

At around ten o'clock in the evening, Li Shimin and Yue Fei accompanied Li Yu on a tour of the B&B. They handed Zi Shou a tablet computer, solar charger, gas mask and other items and asked him to hand them over to Lu Yue before returning upstairs.

After the two children went to rest, Mu Guiying obediently turned off the TV and went back to room 202 to rest.

Li Yu went back to his room and put on his pajamas. After brushing his teeth and washing his face, he was about to lie down on the bed when there was a sudden knock on the door.

He opened the door and saw Professor Zhou in pajamas:

"This dress is quite beautiful. I have a good sense when buying clothes, right?"

Zhou Ruotong: "..."

It’s a normal process, shouldn’t you compliment me on my good looks first?

She walked in, her loose pajamas could not cover her beautiful figure.

Li Yu closed the door, held Professor Zhou's slim waist from behind, and couldn't help but kiss her neck:

"Can you and Xiaochan share a bed? How about sharing a room?"

"No, we both slept well."

Professor Zhou opened Li Yu's hand and walked around the room.

Last time I came to see Yuxi, I was so excited that I didn't pay attention to the layout and furnishings of the room. Today, after taking a closer look, I discovered that this stinky guy had tidied the room quite neatly.

She originally wanted to tease Li Yu by saying, "The room is clean and has no smell. She's either a transvestite or a gay." But she was worried that this guy would rush to prove it to her, so she took the initiative to change the topic:

"After Xiaochan's high school entrance examination, my grandma will celebrate her 80th birthday. Can you come home with me?"

go home?

Are you taking me to meet my parents?

Li Yu naturally would not refuse:

"Okay, no problem. Before you go, tell us about our elders' preferences, so as not to be criticized for saying the wrong thing."

Zhou Ruotong shook his head:

"Just go back for a meal, don't be too nervous."

"That won't work. I have to prove that Professor Zhou's vision is first-rate. He didn't look at the wrong person or make mistakes. The better I perform, the more your family will feel at ease."

Zhou Ruotong didn't expect that this guy had such a delicate side, so he took the initiative to hold him and asked:

"Then should I also go to the provincial capital to meet your parents?"

"No, my parents are coming back on May Day. I have already talked about getting divorced and said that I got a big deal. My mother has been forwarding criminal cases related to illegal detention in the circle of friends for several days... "

Zhou Ruotong was immediately happy:

"My future mother-in-law is quite interesting... My mother-in-law is also a mother-in-law, and your mother is also a mother-in-law. Do I have two mothers-in-law?"

A family with one mother-in-law is in a state of chaos. Now that I have two mothers-in-law, will the whole family be turned upside down?

Li Yu said:

"My mother definitely likes you very much. My father will probably ask you repeatedly if you want to consider it again. For ordinary people in a fourth-tier small city to find you as a girlfriend in the capital, it is really a high achievement."

Professor Zhou was afraid that the smelly guy would have an inferiority complex, so he took the initiative to kiss Li Yu twice:

"The moment you took out the imperial seal, you were already a member of our family's elite... Never think like this in the future, or I will beat you!"

The two hugged each other, kissed and chatted until Professor Zhou realized that it was almost eleven o'clock, then he blushed and prepared to leave:

"I'm going back first, Xiaochan is still waiting to speak English."

How long has it been since you started talking about English... Li Yu put his arm around her waist and forced her to stay:

"How about sleeping here tonight."

Zhou Ruotong hugged him apologetically:

"Give me a little more time, okay? I'm not ready yet."

Li Yu didn't force it anymore, he just put his hand into Tong Baobao's pajamas and touched his smooth and delicate belly. Just as he was about to expand the search scope, he was stopped by Professor Zhou:

"I have to go back."

"Okay, good night, wife."

Zhou Ruotong walked to the door, turned his face and put his arms around Li Yu's neck, kissed him, and said softly:

"Good night, hubby~~~"

Just to say this to you, my husband, I will have to sleepless nights tonight... Li Yu kissed her:

"Go ahead. If you don't leave, I might be illegally detained."

Zhou Ruotong smiled, called her husband again, then pulled on her slippers and returned to room 201.

Early the next morning, when Li Yu drove everyone for a physical examination, he yawned several times. Mu Guiying asked curiously:

"Did you sleep well, sir?"

Li Yu glanced at Professor Zhou sitting in the passenger seat and said guiltily:

“I didn’t pay attention to the time while playing games and didn’t get enough sleep!”

Mu Guiying took the opportunity to speak seriously:

"Young people should focus on their careers and not be addicted to games... Well, in order to prevent you from getting lost in playing with things and affecting the construction of the world in the book, I will confiscate the PS5 in the study!"

Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Good guy, are you waiting here?