Chapter 225 Cai Yong: It Would Be Great if My Son-in-Law Was Mute! 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】

After scolding Yang Xiu and scolding Ni Heng, can't you pursue it?

Li Yu checked Yang Xiu's birth and death years. He was only fifteen years old now. If he scolded a fifteen-year-old child to tears, wouldn't he be afraid that Yang Biao would find the Cai Mansion for comment?

But now Yang Biao is at home because he offended Dong Zhuo, and he is probably too busy to stand up for his children.

Li Yu turned to the first item and began to listen to Sun Facai's complaints and voice diary.

"I finally settled down. Chang'an Avenue is so shabby. Even the main road has a chassis. When the little emperor seizes power, I have to let him repair the road or compensate me for the damage to my car... As a part-time worker, we have to Find a way to reimburse!”

After complaining about the roads in Chang'an City and scolding the servants of the Situ Mansion, Sun Facai talked about the refugees who were escorted by the Xiliang Army:

"I don't know if those people have food to eat. I want to buy a few servants outside the city, but I am worried about causing riots. Moreover, this is not in line with the Cai family's style of doing things. Forget it, let's leave it like this."

"Many times I feel like I'm an ancient person, but when it comes to things like this, I can't take it for granted. Fortunately, Yanmei understands me and lets me go to the outside of the city to give porridge every day, and I'll count every one alive. Bar."

"Damn it, the porridge service was stopped after only three days. A big fool named Fan Chou said that he had hindered the transmission of military information. I heard that he was from the Cai family, so I didn't pursue it... When Lu Bu comes, I will definitely let him Help me kill this man!"

Yes, Lu Bu will have one more good brother.

As Dong Zhuo's confidant and favorite general, Fan Chou was already on the must-kill list. Sun Facai's request only increased the possibility of Fan Chou's death.

Lu Bu patiently peeled a kiwi fruit:

"After Niu Fu's death, Li Jue, Guo Si, Fan Chou, and Zhang Ji took control of the government. Except for Zhang Ji who was timid and left Chang'an early for Wancheng, the other three people did not fail to cause harm to the people. These three people plus Li Jue's subordinate Yang Feng , they are all thieves!"

As soon as he peeled the kiwi fruit, Zhang Fei took it away unceremoniously:

"Marquis Wen's body is precious. If you eat it in a bad way, it won't be worth the loss. I'll help you taste it salty and salty first. If it tastes good, I'll give it to you."

Lu Bu grinned:

"San'er, what will you do if you don't see me again? You won't secretly wipe your tears all day long and miss Grandpa Lu, right?"

Zhang Fei: "..."

You bitch, even if you eat a kiwi fruit, you won’t forget to take advantage of me, right?

While the two were laughing and joking, Li Yu continued to listen to the voice.

These voices are very mixed, including Sun Facai's late-night EMO, his ambitions for the future, his nostalgia for the real world, and his lament about Cai Yan's learning ability, etc.

"Today is the first day of February in the year 190. Yanmei has officially finished her junior high school course. The mock test paper for the entrance examination has a full score of 750, and she got 730. She still blames herself for not doing well in the exam... it's so shocking. No, I won’t forgive her if I don’t let her kiss me tonight!”

Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Are you addicted to giving me shit, right?

But how long has it been since I learned all the knowledge in junior high school and passed the test with a score of 730? With this score, I can choose from all the key high schools.

Relatively speaking, Diao Chan was still struggling with the first-year junior high school courses, and struggled a bit with physics and chemistry, but she was quite good at English, algebra, and geometry.

After Sun Facai finished licking his wife, he started to show off:

"Where did your Diao Chan learn from the course? There are so many learning materials and online courses, you should learn faster, right?"

Damn it, go back and find a way to drag Zhuo Wenjun out and kill the majesty of these two people!

It's a pity that Li Qingzhao is already in his thirties and is enjoying the last few years of happiness with her husband Zhao Mingcheng, otherwise he could have been brought out to fight Cai Yan.

The four talented women should be able to fight back and forth.

After finally listening to Sun Facai’s pretentious voice, I finally got some important news:

"The little emperor Liu Xie finally arrived in Chang'an. As soon as he settled down, he contacted me on the walkie-talkie and said that all the old women arranged by Jia Xu had been replaced. Dong Zhuo planned to get him a queen... It was really inappropriate for Dong Zhuo to get married before he was ten years old. Son of Man!”

Queen?

This should be Queen Fu, right?

Because of fear, Cao Cao wrote to his father Fu Wan for help. As a result, he was accused and more than a hundred members of the Fu family were beheaded. Queen Fu herself was also killed. Cao Cao appointed his daughter Cao Jie as his queen.

Since the death of the empress, Liu Xie's desire to restore the Han Dynasty has completely disappeared.

Now that the plot has completely changed, the tragedy of the murder of Queen Fu and her son will not happen again, but does Liu Xie really want to get married now?

He was just a primary school student. Even in ancient times, getting married at this age was a bit too early.

Lu Bu will have to ask Lu Bu later. If Liu Xie doesn't want to get married, let Jia Xu find a way to deal with it. Anyway, Dong Zhuo will die in a month or two, so there is no need to be so anxious.

"Damn, I heard that Guo Jia has joined our camp? He is an awesome person. Lu Bu's men said that he will live in Cai Mansion for a while. I don't know if we have something in common. I hope he is not a rigid person. He’s an old scholar, otherwise I really wouldn’t be able to talk to him!”

He has all five poisons, and he even blocked the road and snatched the bride. You two should have a lot of common topics... Li Yu pinched his eyebrows, feeling that Guo Fengxiao, a young man with five poisons, was about to welcome his life mentor.

Sure enough, after hearing a few more complaints about food from Sun Facai, Guo Jia arrived in Chang'an.

"Hahaha, I didn't expect Guo Jia to be so funny. When he walked up to me with the red flag canal in his mouth, I knew that this guy would become my best friend in life... Brother Yu, please buy him some good cigarettes. , try Yunyan, Yuxi, Yellow Crane Tower and so on, don’t always smoke the cigarettes from my hometown.”

"I smoked two cigarettes in Hongqiqu, and the smell is still the same... Damn it, I can't quit smoking even in ancient times. It seems that I'm destined to smoke, so I won't quit!"

Hearing this, Lu Bu muttered:

"No wonder today I asked Fengxiao if he wanted to go to the camp, and he refused. It turns out it's because he is a wealthy and wise brother."

When these two people with all the five poisons come together, they are definitely like two neodymium magnets, stuck together so firmly that they cannot be broken apart.

"I told Guo Jia about bathing centers and men's SPA health clubs in modern society. He said it was an eye-opener. He also asked me to open one in Chang'an City in the future. He will directly call it his home... Damn it, in front of Yanmei When I said this to my face, my arms were bruised."

"I gave the car to Dong Zhuo. Anyway, he has been thinking about it for so long. Why don't I change my official position... My father-in-law got me a minor official in the Shaofu. It is said that Xun Yu had been there before, with a rank of 500 shi, and he was in charge of the palace. The ink pad and paper inside have oil and water, but not much."

Good guy, I went directly to the Shaofu. Cai Yong has great reputation.

It's a good idea to exchange an unused thing for an official status. Anyway, the car will come back when Dong Zhuo dies, it will just be kept in a different place.

"Today, Guo Jia secretly brought two people to discuss the details of killing Dong Zhuo. One is Xun You, Xun Yu's eldest nephew, and the other is Zhong Yao, who writes very beautifully... Damn it, I feel like I suddenly fell into Enter the nest of celebrities from the Three Kingdoms."

The friend Guo Jia mentioned last time was Xun You?

Zhong Yao is now Liu Xie's Huangmen Shilang. Everyone knows that he is in Chang'an, but Xun You is a little surprised.

I was just worried about how to get Xun Yu's relationship with the Xun family. Once I got to know Xun Yu, I could capture Xun You. I didn't expect that I got the mastermind in advance, but there was no news about Xun Yu.

"I don't know if the three of them discussed the outcome. Anyway, they smoked four packs of cigarettes before it got dark. It smoked me so much that I couldn't open my eyes. Zhong Yao even gave the cigarettes the name "Lip and Teeth Fragrance" in a formal manner. He is really a slutty slut. .”

Li Yu: "..."

So, the first frontier symposium held by the Executive Director-General turned into a smokers’ exchange meeting?

If this continues, Guo Jia will lead a large number of smokers in the world of the Three Kingdoms. I don’t know if it is a good thing or a bad thing. I have to remind you later.

Although cigarettes are good, don’t be greedy!

Guo Jia and the others held several meetings, but Cai Yan did not allow Sun Facai to participate.

First, I know that he can only make jokes and cannot do such detailed planning.

Secondly, this guy doesn't have a good mouth. In order to prevent leaks, it's better to know less. Just wait until Guo Jia comes up with a plan and complete his part of the task.

Sun Facai was also self-aware and did not participate. He only provided some modern people's perspectives and ideas.

In addition, he also strongly demanded that Cai Yong's life should be saved no matter what.

"When I went to work today, Old Man Cai actually didn't take a carriage with me. He said that from now on, as ministers of the same palace, we need to avoid suspicion and not let others gossip... What kind of breaking of the rules is this? If I don't take a carriage, others will not know that I am Weng's son-in-law. Are you done? Chang'an City is congested enough, and they actively create congestion without any traffic awareness!"

"I burned Guo Jia's pants with a magnifying glass. He actually felt it was so magical. I studied it with Xun You all afternoon with a magnifying glass. I really envied the simple little joys of ancient people."

After listening to the eloquent voice, Li Yu felt more tired than he had been in two philosophy classes.

He took his cell phone and looked at it. There were some videos and experiences in the photo album, as well as details of secretly photographed Cai Yan reading... He finally saw the faces of the four talented women.

Cai Yan is about seventeen or eighteen years old. She has exquisite facial features and a strong bookish air. She is a perfect intellectual beauty.

For a prodigal in modern society to marry Cai Yan is definitely a volcano erupting from his ancestral grave.

After reading it, Li Yu summarized the information he had in the real world and sent a bunch of voice messages to Sun Facai.

For example, if you have anything to ask Guo Jiaxunyou or Jia Xu for advice, take advantage of the time when you are fishing at work to see the little emperor Liu Xie. If you have nothing to do, practice boxing and kicking. Even if you don't need it when killing Dong Zhuo, you can at least keep fit. It can also protect Cai Mansion.

Although he is a time traveler and is about to take over the court, after all, if he wants to move the interests of the family, one or two assassins may appear.

Thinking of this, Li Yu reminded again:

"I will worship Mother Lishan at home and pray more if nothing happens. By the way, let me tell you about our relationship. If there is a life-threatening moment, I might be able to save your life."

After explaining everything in detail, Li Yu handed the phone to Lu Bu:

"Bring it to him. From now on, you will all stay in Chang'an City. If you need anything, just transport it from the warehouse. Don't let our own people be wronged."

In addition to regular supplies, there are also toilet paper, sanitary napkins, clothes, shoes, underwear, etc. wholesaled by Li Yu in the warehouse. They are all bought by the truckload. They are relatively abundant and there is no need to be frugal.

Lu Bu packed up Sun Facai's cell phone and took out his own cell phone:

"You won't be polite...I'll let you admire my daughter's paintings."

Opening the photo album, Lu Bu, who was usually aloof, finally gained a bit of the poise of his old father. He pulled out a picture of a general on horseback that was obviously drawn with crayons, with a sentence written next to it:

"My father is a man who is upright and upright!"

Just this painting made Lu Bu burst into tears. He hadn't seen his family for several months, but to have such a surprise made him so happy that he was a little incoherent.

Zhang Fei, who always liked to quarrel with Lu Bu, saw this painting and donated his tablet without saying a word:

"Although you are not good at anything, your eldest niece is pretty good. Just give this tablet to her."

Lu Bu quickly refused:

"No, no, no, why can I ask for your things?"

Zhang Fei glared:

"Am I going to be partial?"

"Then can you buy a new one? These have been used, how can my precious daughter use second-hand things."

Zhang Fei:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

You're still picky about shit, aren't you?

Although Mr. Zhang was angry, he still begged Li Yu to buy another one, and by the way, he bought all the popular equipment here such as balance bikes, electric tricycles, bicycles, game consoles, laptops, etc. for his eldest niece.

Li Yu promised:

"Those who know how to buy include Mr. Wenhe's family, Dianwei's family, etc., so that the next generation of our camp can be exposed to the scientific, technological and cultural knowledge of modern society as soon as possible."

After showing the paintings, Li Yu asked about Sun Facai scolding Yang Xiu for crying.

Lu Bu is quite knowledgeable:

"Yesterday, a group of officials gathered in Chang'an City. Brother Fa Cai was also invited to attend. During the meeting, Yang Biao's son Yang Xiu was talking eloquently. He commented on the court and analyzed the situation, but he still couldn't get to the point. Brother Fa Cai couldn't hold it back and got up quickly. Yang Xiu hid his face in tears and fled the banquet in a hurry."

A little kid attended a dinner party with colleagues with his parents. He couldn't find any way to find more delicious food, but he actually went out of his way to show off. It was normal for him to be criticized.

This happens to be in line with Sun Facai's character. If we encounter this kind of situation in the future, those who want to sensationalize him will consider whether they can scold Sun Facai more than he did.

And once the reputation of being an eloquent person spreads, there might actually be a fight with Mi Heng.

After all, the Three Kingdoms trend relies on famous people to rise to the top. Sun Facai is famous in this area. Mi Heng, who is eager to become famous, will naturally seize this opportunity to perform.

As long as he doesn't take off his clothes while cursing like beating drums and scolding Cao, Sun Facai, a keyboard warrior who has experienced countless online scolding battles, is really not afraid.

In the original work of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Mi Heng, Yang Xiu, Kong Rong, and Zhuge Liang are all masters of swearing, especially Brother Liang, who forcibly cursed Wang Lang to death. He is the first person in the Three Kingdoms to curse in practice.

Now that there is another Sun Facai, I wonder if one or two of them can be scolded to death, so that they can shine together with Kong Ming.

Liu Bei was very interested in Sun Facai:

"Such a geek, I'm afraid Cai Zhonglang will be very happy, right?"

"Ha, let me show you how happy Cai Yong is."

Lu Bu clicked on a randomly shot video. It seemed that he had just gone to the Cai Mansion to find Sun Facai. When he saw Cai Yong, he had a few casual conversations, including the old man Cai's evaluation of his son-in-law:

"My son-in-law is good at everything, except for that mouth... It would be great if he were mute!"

Cai Yong is a very conservative scholar. Although he knows that his son-in-law's mouth will make his daughter happy, but in daily life, it is very annoying.

Especially in the officialdom, he is a good gentleman and never quarrels with others.

Sun Facai had been an official for less than half a month, and he had already scolded four or five people. Three of them were scolded and cried, and the remaining two expressed their intention to resign.

Such a prickly son-in-law is really a headache.

However, this also shows that Sun Facai's ideas are incompatible with those of ancient people. The reason why he was able to gain a foothold in the Cai family is that the Cai family and his daughter are smart enough and have a strong ability to accept new things.

But other people don’t have such smart genes and brains, so conflicts are normal.

Guan Yu looked at the plan written by Liu Bei and said in a deep voice:

"Marquis Wen is about to kill Dong Zhuo, and we are also going to Water Margin to talk about the Yue World. It is almost the first month there. We will settle down in Qilin Village for a while and then set off to Tokyo to visit the Tokyo Lantern Festival."

Kaifeng must be very lively at this time. The three brothers went to Kaifeng to see if the Xixia stronghold was still there.

It is said that this kind of spy organization can easily be passed down for hundreds of years as long as it is not exposed.

It would be great if we could take the opportunity to dig out a group of spies. When the time comes, Wu Song will also follow him. He has rich experience in interrogating confessions through torture.

In addition to digging Xixia strongholds, I also want to visit Wen Huanzhang. I wonder if he can be invited to come out.

Lu Bu touched Zhang Fei with his elbow:

"Di Ji likes to go to lantern festivals. Why don't you just do it that day? If it succeeds, you will have multiple wives. If it doesn't, just treat it as a rehearsal and prepare for the next time."

According to the birthday of Maode Di Ji Zhao Fujin, she married Cai Jing's son at the age of sixteen. Now she is about to turn fifteen, and she still has the opportunity to try and make mistakes.

Seeing everyone's serious analysis, Zhang Fei blushed a little:

"Marriage is a matter of fate. If fate is not there, it is better not to force it. Don't look at me. I don't like talking about business, the love of children and so on..."

Why don't you like your blush?

Li Yugang was about to make a joke when he suddenly thought of Zhao Dahu worshiping the good-luck cat in Longqishan. His luck had obviously changed and he couldn't help but say:

"Before leaving, you should go to Longqi Mountain to pay your respects."

Even the empress has noticed the luck thing, which means it is really useful. The three brothers have already added a bunch of BUFFs, so why not increase the luck again? Maybe the trip to Tokyo will really pay off.

When Zhang Fei heard this, he immediately patted his thigh:

"Brother Tiger also said that worshiping the cat on the dragon mountain will bring good luck. Big brother and second brother, how about we give it a try? We are about to set off anyway, so why not ask for good luck?"

Naturally, Liu Bei would not refuse this request:

"If third brother likes it, we brothers can go there... This trip has a long future, and it can also be said to say goodbye to the real world."

Li Yugang wanted to say that he could help buy tickets, and Zhang Fei took out a stack of tickets for Longqishan Scenic Area from his arms:

"Brother Hu gave this to me. He said he bought too much that day and didn't finish it all..."

Damn, this guy said last time that he was the ghost of Fengming Valley. Was he exposed?

Li Yu silently complained, and just as he was about to drive them there, Wu Song came back. The three brothers took the tickets, happily sat in Wu Song's car, and went to Longqi Mountain to worship the good-luck cat.

Lu Bu was thinking about discussing the plan to kill Dong with Guo Jiaxunyou and others, so he hurried back to the world of the Three Kingdoms without eating.

Li Yu took the notepad, wrote Dong Zhuo's name on it, and drew a circle:

"Operation to kill Dong is about to begin!"