Is the School Doctor Free? Have You Ever Heard of Crispy College Students!

Chapter 437: No Doctor, Just Rely on Your Imagination to Cure the Disease?

This classmate Du thinks of his own treatment method.

He is completely different from his two roommates.

so.

After discovering the constipation, he did not ask his two roommates.

And stubborn to think.

When he went to the hospital, the doctor knew that he had hemorrhoids and advised him to have surgery.

I chose to fight alone instead of going to the hospital for treatment.

certainly.

Even though he had Chen Mu's personal contact information, he did not choose to seek help from Chen Mu.

Hear this.

Su Bingbing didn't quite understand, "Since he has your contact information, Dr. Chen, why doesn't he choose to seek help from you?"

"It's just a phone call or a WeChat message. It won't waste much time."

"My thoughts are the same as my wife's. Could it be that Dr. Chen doesn't usually look so friendly on camera, so that student doesn't dare to disturb Dr. Chen during the summer vacation?"

"It's not impossible. Many people in today's society are superficial people. They look the same in front of the camera and look different behind the scenes."

"The last sentence on the barrage was just a guess, but you guys have started to go online?"

"If Dr. Chen is really that bad in private, this patient wouldn't have the guts to come to Dr. Chen again and again for treatment. After all, habitual prolapse is a very embarrassing disease."

"I have discovered that no matter what profession you are in, once there is a little bit of popularity, netizens will start to have wild imaginations."

"Besides, even if Dr. Chen really didn't take care of this student during the holiday, isn't it still a holiday and is no longer within the scope of the school doctor's responsibility? What else do you have to complain about?"

"So, the crazy fans of Dr. Chen in the barrage admitted that Dr. Chen really didn't care about this student during the vacation?"

"???"

"Sometimes, just watching the live broadcast, I have to marvel at the diversity of species. The Internet is really a magical existence. All kinds of monsters and ghosts can be found online."

"..."

Facing Su Bingbing’s questions.

Chen Mu was really aggrieved: "I didn't expect it either. I thought that if he really encountered some problem without disturbing me during the holiday, the child would go to a tertiary hospital in the city for medical treatment."

"but……"

The corners of Chen Mu's lips twitched.

Just say this.

It's like I'm back to the mentality I had at the beginning of this semester.

Chen Mu sighed again and again, "What I never expected was that this child is so stubborn."

"Later, when the semester started, he came to the school doctor's office. When I saw him in this condition, I also asked him why he didn't contact me during the holidays. It's not like he didn't have my contact information."

"Even if my phone may not be seen all the time, at least he still has my WeChat contact information, so he can contact me if he has any questions."

Chen Mu twitched the corners of his lips and said to Su Bingbing in despair: "In the end... what do you think the child said?"

"What did you say?"

When being answered.

Chen Mu was stunned.

Because the person who takes over is not Su Bingbing.

But the patient who accidentally cut his own artery while lying on the ground.

Chen Mu stared at his patient speechlessly, "If you want to hear gossip, just listen quietly. Don't be too active, otherwise it will not be good for your condition..."

This patient's current situation cannot cause too much emotional fluctuations.

If you get excited about eating melons, you'll start to bleed.

Chen Mu doubted that his reputation would be ruined by this patient.

"Oh, I'll be quiet then."

The patient still complies with the doctor's instructions.

He nodded obediently, then lay on the ground and started winking at Su Bingbing.

Reporter Su!

Dr. Chen is waiting for your praise!

You answer the call quickly!

You don’t want to hear the follow-up, but I still want to hear it!

"666! This girl has perfectly explained to me what it means to hang someone on the wall before they can be honest."

"The important thing is, even if it is hung on the wall, it may only be honest, not really honest."

"When people said this about me in the past, I was still not convinced, but seeing this girl gossiping, I feel like the two of us are copying and pasting!"

"Sister! The arteries are broken. Please take care of your own condition first and stop eating!"

"Dr. Chen was speechless. Although he had known that Haicheng University students were difficult to teach, he didn't expect such a 'magic' to be present."

"Can I not be a fairy? My wife didn't answer the call for a moment. The professionalism of a professional host was offline at this moment."

"My wife, I control the scene on stage at every major party, but a bunch of crispy college students make me speechless."

"Ha ha ha ha!!!!"

"..."

"Dr. Chen, so what did the child say?"

At this time, Su Bingbing felt helpless and began to praise Chen Mu.

Although Su Bingbing knew it very well.

Even without his own praise, Chen Mu would definitely continue speaking now that he had spoken.

only……

Su Bingbing was afraid if she didn't speak up yet.

The patient on the ground.

I'm afraid I won't be so anxious that I'll jump up from the ground.

"What did you say..."

Chen Mu glanced at Su Bingbing, with some unspeakable helplessness in his eyes.

Unexpectedly, Su Bingbing was quite generous to these crispy college students and actually praised them.

After Chen Mu sighed again, he said, "The kid said that if he puts himself in his shoes, if he has already started working, he hopes that no one will disturb him when he gets off work."

"In his opinion, since it's summer vacation, I have no obligation to take care of him."

"Even if he encounters problems, he has to be self-reliant, but he has never forgotten that I am a school doctor."

"So, on the first day of school at Haicheng University, this child came to the school hospital to see me for treatment with his worse condition."

Su Bingbing: "..."

I can't help but frown.

Although this classmate Du's behavior sounds like he is very considerate.

But from Su Bingbing's perspective, it's really hard to praise this classmate.

Even if this classmate really didn't want to disturb Chen Mu, he could at least go to another hospital, even a clinic.

Or go to the pharmacy and get some medicine for constipation.

I will not let my condition worsen to this point during this summer vacation.

This classmate may be very kind and there is nothing wrong with that.

But in his kindness, there is also some paranoia and stupidity.

He only believes what he believes.

It's like...

The current condition of habitual prolapse.

The diagnosis given by Mu Yao was to go to the hospital for surgery, and Chen Mu also gave advice more than once. The best way was to go to the hospital for surgery.

But this classmate.

Still stubborn and keeping his own ideas.

Not going to the hospital.

It's still being broadcast live now.

Su Bingbing couldn't even imagine what would happen if this classmate didn't go to the hospital in the end.

But Dr. Chen failed to cure his anal prolapse.

Finally, what kind of public opinion will Chen Mu, the school doctor who has been at the forefront of public opinion, face in the end.

Just thinking about it.

Su Bingbing looked at Chen Mu with more sympathy than she even noticed.

Chen Mu continued: "Later...only from the child's oral description of his illness did I know everything that happened during that summer vacation."

After this classmate realized that he might be constipated, he didn't even buy himself any constipation medicine.

Because in his cognition.

If you take medicine without following your doctor's advice, you may have problems.

But as time goes by.

This classmate's constipation is getting worse and worse.

longest time.

For ten days, I couldn't poop.

Su Bingbing was a little confused when she heard this, "Already like this, you still haven't thought about going to the hospital, or a clinic, or a pharmacy to have a look?"

Forgive her.

Standing at a relatively normal, relatively conventional perspective.

I really can't understand this kind of thinking.

Chen Mu also looked at Su Bingbing speechlessly, and sighed: "If you had really considered waiting for me and choosing other treatment methods, would Dr. Mu still call to inquire about his condition today?"

Su Bingbing: "..."

Although what Chen Mu said makes sense.

But Su Bingbing was really speechless for this classmate Du whom she had never met before.

I briefly organized my language.

"Okay, even if you don't think about going to a hospital, a clinic, or even a pharmacy."

"But in this era of relatively developed Internet, I have never thought of trying Baidu to search my symptoms and see if I can prescribe the right medicine for myself?"

although.

On weekdays.

Su Bingbing herself also disapproved of it. There were some people who thought they were doctors after just searching Baidu and began to treat themselves.

But only for this student Du’s situation.

Su Bingbing also sincerely thinks so.

When constipation first appeared, this classmate took the initiative to buy himself a constipation medicine.

His condition will never worsen to this point.

There is obviously a chance to save oneself...

Facing Su Bingbing's extremely puzzled eyes.

Chen Mu just shrugged innocently: "In fact, this classmate has considered ways to save himself."

Su Bingbing: "What kind of method?"

Chen Mu: "He spends more than half of the whole day squatting on the toilet. He thinks that this can make the shit feel gravity and come out on its own."

Su Bingbing: "Huh?"

"Sometimes, I'm really curious about the brain structure of the crispy college students at Haicheng University."

"As the saying goes, where the soil and water nourish the people, there are so many weirdos gathered in Haicheng University. Sometimes I really wonder if it is Haicheng University's problem..."

"Sure enough, in the end, it was Haicheng University that took on everything."

"There is no way. The crispy college students in our school are also very good at seeking death, but compared with the record of this group of crispy college students from Haicheng University, their record is too inconspicuous."

"Looking at the meaning of the words, the person in front of me is also a school nurse. I would like to advise you not to be happy too early. Maybe you are a crispy college student in your school who has not started to perform yet."

"I'm not trying to scare you. I'm an emergency doctor. I know very well that nothing might have happened originally, but as soon as you started talking about it..."

"Damn it! I got a call and said they had a cardiac arrest. I'm on a medical visit!"

"???"

"No, are your campus hospital and the hospital's emergency department so evil? Do you really want to take medical records when you talk about it?"

"Let's put it this way, when I first started working, I still disliked other people's superstitions. Now, among all the people in the entire department, I am not the only one who is superstitious!"

"Good guy, you are so proud..."

"..."

Facing Su Bingbing's incredibly dull eyes.

Chen Mu just shrugged speechlessly, "It sounds incredible, and I find it incredible too."

"This guy did nothing during the entire holiday and was squatting in the toilet at his house."

"After this guy's hard work over a holiday, he finally turned his constipation into anal prolapse."

Su Bingbing: "..."

Sometimes.

The crispy college student was really shocked by her outlook on life.

Facing Su Bingbing's speechless look at the sky, Chen Mu said slowly: "Do you think this is the main reason why his condition has deteriorated to this point? No, this holiday squatting has only worsened it to this point. The beginning of…”

"ah?"

Su Bingbing reacted for a few seconds.

Then he looked at Chen Mu with an incredible look.

He said silently: "Isn't it possible that this patient did something after you, Dr. Chen, took over his condition?"

Mainly.

Su Bingbing had an almost blind trust in Chen Mu's medical skills.

I always feel like it's just a simple anal prolapse.

Under Chen Mu's treatment, perhaps this classmate would not have deteriorated to the point of habitual prolapse of the anus today.

after all.

This classmate was unwilling to go to the hospital before.

Dr. Chen relied on acupuncture techniques and Chinese medicine to really cure this classmate's hemorrhoids to a certain extent.

When I go home for summer vacation.

This classmate no longer has hemorrhoids.

Chen Mu just talked about this patient.

I felt like my head was "buzzing".

That was a real headache.

Chen Mu: "After learning about what he did this summer, I made my first request to him. In the following time, he must follow the doctor's instructions and cooperate with all my treatments."

"The first of these medical instructions is that the time for him to go to the toilet, whether he has pooped or not, should not exceed five minutes. If he has already pooped, the whole process should not exceed ten minutes."

Su Bingbing nodded: "That's reasonable."

Basically, as long as you don't have a bad stomach.

Shit time.

It can indeed be shortened.

Chen Mu sighed: "It sounds reasonable, right? But this student didn't follow the first medical advice that sounds reasonable."

Su Bingbing: "Huh?"

After briefly organizing the language.

Su Bingbing found that she couldn't hold it in anymore. She was even a little curious at the moment, "Why didn't he do it?"

"Basically, by the time this guy came to his senses, by the time he wanted to control his time in the toilet, he had already been squatting in the toilet for more than half an hour."

Su Bingbing: "That's a long time."

Chen Mu continued to snort coldly, "You know how that guy reacted? Did he pause in the toilet for too long?"

Su Bingbing: "How did you react?"

Chen Mu: "My feet are numb..."

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