Is the School Doctor Free? Have You Ever Heard of Crispy College Students!

Chapter 436 Is Hemorrhoids Contagious?

"Actually, if the patient's personal information was not disclosed, I would have said it here."

"It is only an objective analysis of the patient's condition and does not reveal the patient's personal privacy."

Su Bingbing was thirsty for knowledge, "Dr. Chen, please tell me why the patient refused to go to the hospital for surgery."

Chen Mu looked down at the patient on the ground who was holding clothes and covering his face.

He helplessly took off his clothes and said, "You can prevent the live camera from filming you, but you should have a ruptured artery and excessive blood loss. If you add a lack of oxygen, your condition may not only worsen, but there is also a certain chance that you will be left behind." The sequelae.”

Hear the words sequelae.

Lying on the ground.

The patient with a broken artery blinked.

Completely honest.

Chen Mu then sighed and continued: "I have temporarily stopped your arterial bleeding, but I hope you can cooperate and don't move around until the ambulance arrives..."

The patient dared not speak.

He just nodded seriously.

this time.

Chen Mu's attention returned to Su Bingbing.

After sighing, "The patient's refusal to diagnose is either simple or complicated."

Regarding what Chen Mu said.

Su Bingbing couldn't fully understand.

Frowning, he asked, "Dr. Chen, the patient has already refused to seek medical treatment. Is there any simple possibility?"

Chen Mu nodded with a complicated expression: "Yes..."

Facing Su Bingbing, she looked obviously confused.

Chen Mu continued: "Why the patient refuses to see a doctor, we need to start with the patient's roommate."

"The patient is now a junior, and he is not the first patient in their dormitory to suffer from hemorrhoids."

"Their dormitory is a four-person room. Counting the patient himself, there have been three hemorrhoid patients."

Su Bingbing opened her eyes in disbelief: "Huh?"

Crying her fingers, Su Bingbing even wondered if Chen Mu was deceiving her, "This is already a three-quarter chance, Doctor Chen, I remember hemorrhoids are not an infectious disease..."

this probability.

Isn’t it a little scary?

Chen Mu sighed: "There is a popular saying in the anorectal department, nine out of ten men have hemorrhoids."

Chen Mu: "Although there is a certain exaggeration in this, among men, the probability of getting hemorrhoids is indeed higher."

Live cameras were seen filming them.

Chen Mu didn't know what he was thinking.

Maybe at some moment.

His brain was suddenly missing a string, and Chen Mu said, "The feng shui of this dormitory is no problem."

Su Bingbing: "..."

"I just want to know one thing right now. Is this boys' dormitory in the same apartment?"

"Hahahaha!!! An apartment, the legendary apartment of Haicheng University!"

"The main reason is that I really didn't think about it until Dr. Chen spoke about Feng Shui. But after Dr. Chen took the initiative, I immediately felt something was wrong. This is definitely a Feng Shui problem!"

"Maybe there is something wrong with the feng shui of this dormitory, that's why Dr. Chen is so secretive."

"Okay, okay! If we continue with this idea, if there is a problem with the Feng Shui master in this dormitory, then there may be a real problem with the Feng Shui in the male dormitory of Haicheng University!"

"According to the logic of the previous bosses, since the feng shui of the boys' dormitory in an apartment at Haicheng University is problematic, then there is a high possibility that the feng shui of the entire Haicheng University is also problematic!"

"Good guy! No wonder so many Feng Shui masters have closed the comment section. Emotions cannot solve the Feng Shui problem of Haicheng University at all."

"So, how serious is Haicheng University's feng shui problem?"

"..."

Su Bingbing stared at Chen Mu.

I was speechless for a moment.

Then he said: "I believe the feng shui of the dormitory is fine. Dr. Chen, let's first find out about the condition of the student Du you mentioned and the other two roommates."

"When you talked about Classmate Du's psychological problems, you specifically mentioned Classmate Du's other two roommates. Does this mean that Classmate Du refused to go to the hospital for surgical treatment, and his two roommates who had hemorrhoids, There is also an inescapable relationship.”

Chen Mu nodded in agreement, "Reporter Su is very smart, that's it."

Chen Mu: "When I first met Du, he didn't have hemorrhoids yet. He was just an ordinary college student who accompanied his roommate to the campus hospital for medical treatment, not a patient in the campus hospital."

"Classmate Du is a very enthusiastic person."

"The two roommates in front of him who suffered from hemorrhoids all came to the campus hospital for medical treatment in his company."

Seeing Su Bingbing's thoughtful gaze, Chen Mu knew that he was influenced by some Internet cultures.

Even Su Bingbing didn't think wrongly.

There will also be some netizens who think too divergently and may think wrongly.

Chen Mu took the initiative to help and explained: "Hemorrhoids, if it is a serious disease, will actually bring a certain degree of inconvenience to life, including inconvenience in movement."

"So that's it..."

Su Bingbing nodded in agreement.

His eyes were indeed wandering.

Obviously.

Compared to some of what Chen Mu said, Su Bingbing still preferred what she imagined.

Chen Mu, who saw everything, twitched his lips speechlessly.

But he didn't say anything in the end.

After all, what Su Bingbing was thinking about was not something he could control.

After Chen Mu sighed, he continued: "So when these two hemorrhoid patients had difficulty moving, this classmate Du was very enthusiastic to send them to the school hospital."

"Plus..."

"When these two patients went to the hospital to have their hemorrhoids removed later, they were also accompanied by the enthusiastic classmate Du, so..."

"After these two visits, I intuitively understood how hemorrhoid surgery is performed and how to treat hemorrhoids. After that, classmate Du has a certain resistance to going to the hospital to see a doctor for hemorrhoids."

Su Bingbing: "I only know that many people, even the tooth god I have missed my period and I am reluctant to go to the dentist."

Su Bingbing: "I didn't expect that the anorectal department of a tertiary hospital would have such a deterrent effect on patients."

Chen Mu smiled bitterly: "The reputation of the anorectal department among hemorrhoid patients is not as great as that of the stomatology department among toothache patients, but at least it is about the same..."

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"I can testify to this. As a hemorrhoid patient who has undergone hemorrhoid surgery, I really don't want to go to the anorectal department again after I recovered."

"I think the anorectal department is better than the stomatology department. A little scared."

"It's mainly because it requires a digital examination, and there are even many female doctors. If I have this disease, I really can't hold my head up..."

"In fact, it doesn't matter the gender of the doctor. It's mainly because the part of the body that is sick is too embarrassing. This also makes me feel ashamed no matter whether the doctor is male or female..."

"If there are only one or two doctors to examine you, it's okay. I remember the time when I had a digital examination, the chief physician came with a large group of interns. There were more than a dozen people watching me do the digital examination. When I came out, I was a big man. "My son cried."

"Although, patients also have human rights in the hospital. If you don't like being watched, you can tell the hospital to let the interns leave."

"I was going to refuse, but a female doctor said that the hemorrhoids looked really standard, exactly the same as what was written in the textbook. I suddenly felt a little proud at the time, and even lifted the hemorrhoids..."

"Ah...this..."

"..."

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Su Bingbing: "But his current condition should be more serious than his two roommates, right?"

Thinking of this.

Su Bingbing continued: "Doctor Chen, have you ever thought about contacting the patient's two roommates and asking them to persuade the patient to go to the hospital for surgery? Only those who have recovered can realize how useful the hospital's surgical treatment is..."

Su Bingbing just said this.

Chen Mu has already started to grind his teeth, "Speaking of which, this patient still refuses surgery, which is inseparable from his two roommates!"

Chen Mu: "Before the patient himself got sick, these two roommates, after having hemorrhoids removed, had a common language in the dormitory every day, which was to discuss how terrible it was to have hemorrhoids removed..."

Su Bingbing: "..."

Chen Mu: "The patient was outside, and when he heard the screams of those patients, he had already imagined a lot."

Chen Mu: "But this pair of dragons and phoenixes, in the dormitory, had to discuss how terrible and embarrassing hemorrhoid surgery and subsequent examinations were every day. The patient listened to similar words for more than a whole semester."

Su Bingbing: "..."

Mentioning these past events.

It can be seen that Chen Mu was really gritting his teeth.

Chen Mu gritted his teeth and continued, "It's OK to say these things in the school dormitory. These two people are not quiet during the winter and summer vacations. They discuss various details of hemorrhoid treatment in the dormitory group every day."

"It is also because of these two crouching dragons and phoenixes that the patient has received a sufficient degree of psychological shock before he has hemorrhoids."

Su Bingbing: "..."

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"Good guy, when these two people were sick, classmate Du was so kind-hearted to help them. I didn't expect that they would repay their roommates in this way!"

"Is there a possibility that when these two people were discussing, they didn't think that there would be a third hemorrhoid patient in the dormitory?!"

"It's OK that these two people didn't think that there would be a third hemorrhoid patient, and they probably didn't think that there would be a third hemorrhoid patient with more serious hemorrhoids than them."

"Yes, the previous two people only needed hemorrhoid surgery, but this one needs prolapse surgery."

"That's not right. Doctor Mu's diagnosis didn't seem to mention hemorrhoids. Does this patient really have hemorrhoids?"

"..."

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After another long sigh.

Chen Mu continued, "Later, this patient came to me for treatment because of hemorrhoids."

"Because he was too reluctant to go to a tertiary hospital for hemorrhoids, and his hemorrhoids were not serious at that time, I used traditional Chinese medicine, acupuncture and medication to treat this student's hemorrhoids."

Su Bingbing was very worried: "Is it ineffective?"

Chen Mu shook his head, "On the contrary, before the holiday of that semester, his hemorrhoids had temporarily disappeared."

"But in the meantime, we also faced a summer vacation."

"After returning from the summer vacation, although the patient did not have recurrence of hemorrhoids, he had already developed the initial prolapse of the anus."

Su Bingbing: "So, does the subsequent anal prolapse have anything to do with the patient's previous hemorrhoids?"

Chen Mu nodded and continued: "The disease of hemorrhoids is essentially a soft venous mass formed by the expansion, varicose or displacement of the venous plexus under the mucosa of the rectum and the anal canal, or the formation of subcutaneous thrombosis and anal canal. Proliferated connective tissue.”

"When the condition is severe, it can cause the patient's anal canal to become narrow and cause constipation."

"It is not an exaggeration to say that at least half of patients with more severe hemorrhoids will suffer from constipation."

"I thought it would only hurt when I pooped, but didn't I expect that it would directly cause constipation?"

"Do more than half of hemorrhoid patients suffer from constipation? Isn't Dr. Chen's statement a bit exaggerated..."

"Raise your hand! I am a hemorrhoid patient here to prove that Dr. Chen is not exaggerating. Many patients I know have constipation."

"Many people don't want surgery at first, but in the end they go for hemorrhoid surgery because they can't stand constipation."

"I just had a hemorrhoid surgery, and I'm still lying down to give a thumbs up to the guy in front of me. It was because of my severe constipation that I mustered up the courage to do the hemorrhoid surgery."

"Constipation may not be the most serious disease, but only constipation patients can understand how uncomfortable constipation is, wuwuwu..."

"..."

Chen Mu: "Actually, this is essentially my negligence."

Chen Mu: "Before the holiday, I did not remind the patient that although his hemorrhoids have been temporarily cured, he may still have constipation problems."

Chen Mu: "Because for his intestines, the frequency of peristalsis has been reduced to a certain extent. Constipation may have formed a habit for his intestines."

Chen Mu: "At that stage, if the patient has constipation, he or she can take an appropriate amount of probiotics, lactulose, or senna to relieve constipation."

Chen Mu: "Actually, during that holiday, when I remembered, I tried to contact the patient himself, but the patient himself did not renew his campus card when he went back, and I did not have any other information besides the mobile phone number of the patient's campus card. I have no choice but to think that there are two hemorrhoid patients around this child. If he encounters constipation after returning, he will definitely ask those two patients. "

Speaking of which.

Chen Mu sighed again.

Every time he thought about the cause of this classmate Du's illness, Chen Mu couldn't help but regret it.

How to say...

Chen Mu really hadn't thought about it before that.

This classmate is not a simple hemorrhoid patient, he is a very, very stubborn hemorrhoid patient...

Classmate Du suffered from constipation during the holidays.

That's everything, the beginning of tragedy...

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