Is the School Doctor Free? Have You Ever Heard of Crispy College Students!

Chapter 432: I Ate Too Much Watermelon and Got on the 120!

"So, Chinese medicine practitioners all know something about veterinary medicine?"

Su Bingbing stared with big eyes.

She just felt that the news expressed by Chen Mu at this moment was still a bit unbelievable to her.

All the time.

In Su Bingbing's perception.

A doctor who treats people is a doctor who treats people.

Now what Chen Mu said.

Although it can't be said to be shocking.

But it somewhat broke Su Bingbing's long-held understanding.

Chen Mu smiled and nodded, "Actually, many Chinese medicine practitioners who don't understand veterinary medicine can try acupuncture for animals."

"It is precisely because of this that I say that the chicken farm your friend saw, which gives chickens drinking Chinese medicine, is completely feasible."

"As long as the subsequent relevant procedures are legal and compliant and can pass the quarantine of the relevant departments, it can be eaten normally."

"and……"

Chen Mu curled his lips and said, "I think chickens that have been drunk with Chinese medicine should be very popular in Soup Province."

these years.

Because Chinese medicine is slow to develop, many people cannot find good Chinese medicine doctors.

In addition, there are many barefoot doctors who are swindling among them.

Although many people agree that there are powerful Chinese medicine practitioners and good Chinese medicine practitioners in this world.

But residents in most provinces, when going to the hospital for medical treatment.

Or will you subconsciously choose to be a doctor who learns modern medicine for consultation?

Like most provinces.

It is also a tertiary hospital.

The number of patients admitted to traditional Chinese medicine hospitals is lower than other top tertiary hospitals in the same city.

Su Bingbing nodded awkwardly: "That's right, my friend saves money by making soup."

"What's happening now is that people are just trying to change the way they raise chickens."

"But my friends, and many people who heard the news, have added the chicken farm owner's WeChat account. If one day the farm owner is willing to sell these chickens that have been treated with traditional Chinese medicine, he will be willing to pay several times the price of ordinary native chickens. , come and buy.”

Speaking of which.

Su Bingbing felt helpless, paused for a moment, and continued: "According to what I have learned so far, my friend is not willing to pay several times the price to buy traditional Chinese medicine chicken, and he is not the one who offers the highest price. "

Chen Mu: "..."

"People in this soup province didn't know there was such a local chicken before, and now they are eager to know the address."

"If this thing is really reliable, sooner or later it will be available on the market. Is there any need to be so anxious?"

"I want to know if the local chicken that has been given Chinese medicine will be more delicious before it arrives."

"Please believe that we save money by making soup. As long as the price is relatively reasonable, we are willing to pay for this kind of traditional Chinese medicine chicken."

"If they make soup to save people and they drink traditional Chinese medicine chicken soup and it tastes really delicious, can I travel there and try it out?"

"It's okay to travel, but you still have to be careful when trying new things. Each region has different tastes. What if that chicken soup tastes weird like herbal tea?!"

"????"

"What's so weird about herbal tea??!!"

"..."

Su Bingbing discovered.

After I finished speaking the previous few sentences.

Chen Mu fell into silence completely.

Su Bingbing didn't know the reason for Chen Mu's silence, so she had to quietly poke Chen Mu's arm.

He asked softly: "Dr. Chen, what are you thinking about?"

Chen Mu looked at Su Bingbing seriously: "I'm just thinking, is it too late for me to resign from Haicheng University and go to traditional Chinese medicine to raise chickens?"

Su Bingbing: "..."

"Hello Dr. Chen!"

"Dr. Chen, I'm not sick. I'm not a crispy college student!"

"Dr. Chen, I am super healthy!"

"Dr. Chen, I ran five kilometers today and my face is not red and my heart is not beating!"

"..."

As Chen Mu and Su Bingbing gradually approached the scope of the school hospital.

The crispy college students they met also started to become a little weird.

Anyone with a cheerful personality would take the initiative to say hello to Chen Mu and Su Bingbing.

But there’s more to their words than words.

But is it proving that they are not crispy college students?

Chen Mu, who felt a little strange inexplicably, stopped.

Looking at these crispy college students, he asked: "What happened while I was away from the campus hospital? Is it anything related to the crispy college students?"

"Dr. Chen, you really understand us best."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Dr. Chen, you must make the decision for us!"

"..."

As soon as the crispy college students opened their mouths, they looked like they had been greatly wronged.

Don’t talk about Chen Mu this time.

Even Su Bingbing couldn't help but express it on the side.

If the crispy college students were really wronged, she would be willing to help.

Just when a few crispy college students were so moved by Su Bingbing's attitude.

But he saw Chen Mu holding Su Bingbing down with one hand while she was still making promises.

He said helplessly: "Let's hear what they say first..."

In front of the live camera.

Chen Mu was also embarrassed to make himself too obvious.

but.

What kind of grievances have these crispy college students encountered?

Chen Mu's heart.

Still maintaining a skeptical attitude.

"Dr. Chen, this is what happened..."

As a crispy college student spoke aggrievedly.

Chen Mu finally figured out the cause and effect of the incident.

After he said that naughty kids can compete with crispy college students.

on the internet.

There was also a fierce quarrel.

It is mainly divided into two groups, one is the group with children, and the other is the crispy college students group.

There is also a large group of people who do not belong to either group but love to watch the fun.

The crispy college students are unwilling to admit that the crispy college students at Haicheng University are equal to the entire group of crispy college students.

He also gave examples of the outrageous behaviors of some naughty children, and the negative effects of some naughty parents’ over-indulgence on their children.

these remarks.

It directly angered groups with children.

They all said that the crispy college students talked nonsense.

They only gave examples to a small group of people. Most children do not get into trouble, rarely go to the hospital, and grow up healthy.

So...

Because of Chen Mu's inadvertent words.

Crispy college students and parents with children.

There has been a fierce quarrel on the Internet over which group is more willing to commit suicide, the crispy college students or the naughty kids.

very beginning.

The quarrels between these two groups, although fierce, can also become evenly matched.

I don’t know who started the scolding war first.

Some people actually chose to expose their shortcomings.

The crispy college students of Haicheng University have become the biggest victims of this Internet scolding war.

Ever since.

This is the scene just now.

In Haicheng University.

Students with better physical fitness want to prove that they are not crispy college students.

Chen Mu was about to say something.

When trying to appease the mood of the fragile college students in front of you.

"Dr. Chen! Dr. Chen!"

"Wait for me! Check on my roommate!"

"My roommate is dying!"

Sudden.

An exaggerated shout attracted everyone's attention.

Chen Mu and the students who were trying hard to prove that they were not crispy college students looked at each other.

Both sides can see it.

At this moment.

The helplessness and helplessness in the other person's eyes.

Chen Mu sighed and walked over quickly to meet him.

The visitor came here on the school's shared battery scooter.

But this was a guy who didn't obey traffic rules. There was a person squatting in front of the shared battery car.

The man squatted in front of the battery car and retched.

See this scene.

Chen Mu couldn't help but frown.

This classmate who is retching does not look like he is in a good condition!

Just when Chen Mu was about to reach the side of his classmate riding a battery scooter.

Sudden.

The shared battery car suddenly stopped.

Chen Mu didn't do anything either.

Neither did the cyclists.

On the contrary, the patient squatting in front of the battery car was thrown out directly.

"vomit!"

The patient lay on the ground and continued to retching with red eyes.

Chen Mu: "..."

Non-crispy college students at Haicheng University: "..."

"Okay, okay! Although I still don't know what kind of illness this classmate is, I can tell as soon as this classmate appears. This classmate must be seriously ill!"

"Hahaha! Then you are really good at analyzing!"

"It feels like those students are about to collapse. They worked so hard to prove that Haicheng University is not just a fragile college student, but before they could prove success, they were slapped in the face by their own alumni."

"I keep retching, but I can't spit it out, and my belly looks very big. What kind of disease is this? Why haven't I heard of it?"

"When these symptoms are combined, as long as the patient is a woman, I would suspect that the patient is pregnant."

"But the problem is, this is not a woman, this is a man who looks even a little skinny..."

"It's outrageous, my wife is seven months pregnant, and her belly doesn't even look as big as this guy's!"

"Hey guys! This is bloating!"

"Is bloating so scary? I also have bloating. Should I go to a traditional Chinese medicine hospital and call a specialist first?"

"You only know how to go to the hospital to register. It's different for smart people like me. I just went and bought myself insurance!"

"Good guy, then you are really smart!"

"..."

"This classmate ate a lot of cold fruit. He should have eaten it in one sitting."

"watermelon?"

The boy riding the scooter nodded exaggeratedly: "Yes, I just ate watermelon. Dr. Chen is really a miracle doctor!"

The group of Haicheng University alumni around.

At this time, they were no longer in a hurry to clear their name, and all watched the excitement from a close distance.

"The feeling of watching the scene is still different. Is Chinese medicine so magical? You can know what you have eaten by just pressing your hands on it?"

"If you eat watermelon, no matter how much you eat, you won't end up like this, right?"

"Is it true, as those people on the Internet said, that there is something wrong with our school's feng shui, and that's why there are so many crispy college students?"

"Didn't you just admit that you are a crispy college student? Why did you change your mind so quickly?"

"I don't admit that I am a crispy college student! This doesn't mean that I don't recognize that the guy in front of me is a crispy college student!"

"Isn't the crispy college student just a hot meme on the Internet? There's no need for you to react so violently, right?"

"What do you mean there is no need to react so fiercely? If you knew what those people on the Internet said about the crispy college students in our school, your reaction might be even more violent than mine!"

"I don't believe it! What did they say?"

"They said! When traveling to Haicheng, you must come to Haicheng University and bring a Haicheng specialty, Haicheng University's crispy college students!"

"..."

Listening to the very lively discussion behind me.

The corners of Chen Mu's lips twitched unconsciously.

No wonder this group of students reacted so suddenly.

Are these netizens talking too much?

Even though I think so.

But the corners of Chen Mu's lips couldn't help but rise.

Should be said or not.

The idea that crispy college students are a specialty of Haicheng sounds pretty fun, right? !

Chen Mu released his hand from the crispy college student's wrist and looked speechlessly at the student who sent the patient over: "Do you know exactly how many kilograms of watermelon he ate?"

"If I hadn't made a misdiagnosis, this classmate should have overeated himself, causing retching..."

Last time I saw someone eating instant noodles.

It's already outrageous.

Seeing this man eating watermelon, Chen Mu was really speechless.

Have you never eaten watermelon in your life?

Want to eat so much in one sitting?

There’s more!

The price of watermelon in Haicheng has not been cheap recently.

Are the living expenses of these crispy college students so high?

You can eat watermelon for more than ten or twenty years in one sitting...

Chen Mu was still thinking like this in his mind.

Sudden.

I heard the patient's friend say with embarrassment, "Dr. Chen, my roommate ate about thirty kilograms of watermelon..."

Chen Mu: "Huh?"

For a moment.

Chen Mu really doubted his ears, wondering if he heard wrongly.

Although watermelon is delicious, there is no need for one person to eat thirty pounds at a time, right?

Facing Chen Mu's incredulous gaze, the patient's friend said tentatively: "Of course, it's also possible that he ate forty pounds of watermelon in one go?"

Chen Mu took a deep breath and said to Su Bingbing beside him: "Reporter Su, please call a 120 over."

As Su Bingbing walked away with her cell phone.

Chen Mu continued: "Classmate, there is a difference between a thirty-pound watermelon and a forty-pound watermelon. If you know about this classmate's situation, I hope the information you provide can be clearer."

The boy scratched his head in embarrassment: "Dr. Chen, we bought two more than 20 kilograms of Kirin watermelon at the school gate because we haven't eaten watermelon for a long time. In addition, the watermelon was stored in the supermarket in front of the school and kept chilled all night. , my roommate was so happy just now that he ate both watermelons in one go..."

Speaking of which.

There was a vague look of sadness and anger in the boy's eyes.

Boy: "Dr. Chen, you don't even know how outrageous this beast is! The two of us bought this watermelon together, but this guy ate it all by himself without even leaving a bite for me!!!"

Chen Mu: "..."

Looking at the patient who was still retching, Chen Mu was even more impressed.

really.

Anyone who can be a crispy college student is, without exception, a ruthless person.

Chen Mu still didn't understand something: "Since it's two watermelons weighing more than 20 kilograms, doesn't it mean more than forty kilograms? Why do you still say thirty kilograms here?"

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