Chapter 393 Even if I Fart, I Have to Let the School Doctor Smell It?

"Okay, okay, you work so hard, I'd better pay attention."

"Today's children have problems with their worldview, and they are all quite famous..."

"Worldview, let me ask you, if you were given a chance to become an internet celebrity and you could make a lot of money, would you do it?"

"I'll do it! It's much better than my monthly salary of 3,000 yuan..."

"So it cannot be said that there is something wrong with the child's worldview, but that this is the most profitable way for him to see it."

"The truth is that this is true, but if you talk about it too much, you will inevitably feel a little sad."

"..."

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"Classmate, whether you can become an Internet celebrity is not within the jurisdiction of the school doctor."

Chen Mu was speechless for a moment.

After sorting out his complicated emotions, he interrupted the boy who was obviously a little excited.

He said helplessly: "Please, before you decide to become an Internet celebrity, can you recall why you fainted?"

The boy's expression cracked for a moment.

Just then Chen Mu frowned.

When he thought the boy would not speak, the boy spoke, "Dr. Chen, the thing is like this..."

"I was going to class, but I don't know why, but I was walking on the road and suddenly farted so big!"

Chen Mu: "..."

She glanced in Su Bingbing's direction speechlessly.

Start with this.

Maybe Su Bingbing didn't lie.

But actually saw the "crime scene"? !

Chen Mu was still speechless.

But the boy who fainted on the road seemed to have been relieved of his psychological burden after he opened his mouth.

When you speak again.

His tone was obviously much smoother than before: "Dr. Chen, I use my credits to assure you that this is the first time in my life that I have farted like this!"

Chen Mu: "..."

Just fart.

It’s not guaranteed by credits.

Boy: "I think this fart is so cool!"

"I think such awesome shit must be substantial!"

Chen Mu couldn't hold back and said: "Classmate, what is materialized is not farts, but shit..."

The boy waved his hand to Chen Mu perfunctorily.

Boy: "Oh, Dr. Chen, don't interrupt yet, just listen to what I have to say!"

Chen Mu: "Okay..."

Boy: "Anyway, I felt like I farted really bad, so I couldn't hold it back and grabbed a handful of it behind my butt."

"I feel like I can catch my own fart. I want to smell what a fart that awesome is like."

Chen Mu: "..."

Live resignation.

Can you make it?

He is tired.

This bad school doctor doesn't want to continue working for a second!

Chen Mu is at this moment.

Everyone is numb.

But the students who continued to talk did not feel the change in Chen Mu's mood.

Still extremely excited.

Telling about one's "morality".

Boy: "What I didn't expect was that I seemed to have really caught the fart?"

"The smell was so bad, I fainted after smelling it!"

Speaking of which.

The boy stretched out his hand in front of Chen Mu.

Chen Mu: "Huh?"

Boy: "Dr. Chen, I'm such a cool fart, do you want to come and smell it too?"

Chen Mu: "..."

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"Hahahaha!!! Dr. Chen's class, Haicheng University, really doesn't provide mental damage compensation?"

"Haicheng University: There is no mental damage fee, but ICU hospitalization expenses can be considered for reimbursement."

"Although it's speechless to be brought into Dr. Chen's perspective, I think this crispy college student's words are not a big problem?"

"Indeed! If I farted such an awesome fart, I would definitely not be able to help myself and invite people around me to smell it."

"This doesn't mean that there is nothing wrong with this crispy college student. It only means that you, the water friend on the barrage, are not a normal person!"

"It's over. I don't think there's anything wrong with this classmate's thinking... I'm probably not a normal person either..."

"Fortunately, Dr. Chen doesn't read the barrage. If he saw your content and the crispy college student in front of him, he would probably vomit three liters of blood."

"..."

—

Seeing Chen Mu's stiff look.

Crispy college students still maintain their due enthusiasm.

again.

He stretched out his hand in front of Chen Mu's eyes.

He opened his mouth and urged: "Doctor Chen, hurry up!"

Chen Mu still couldn't believe it: "What the hell, hurry up..."

The crispy college student continued to urge: "Hurry up and smell it!"

Chen Mu: "..."

Crispy college student: "I'm not sure how long this smell can stay on my hands. It'll be gone later!"

Chen Mu looked at the crispy college student in confusion.

He can tell...

The crispy college student really wanted him to smell and see it.

I really want to share the same with him...

After realizing this.

Chen Mu became even more desperate.

In their school.

A group of people have gathered together. What kind of weird people are they?

After a brief collapse.

Chen Mu nimbly dodged the crispy college student's hand once again.

He met the disappointed and helpless eyes of the crispy college student.

Chen Mu asked calmly: "Classmate, do you still remember how you fainted just now?"

The fragile college student: "I was knocked unconscious by the stench."

Chen Mu: "I am treating you now. If you knock me, the school doctor, unconscious by the stench, then no one will take care of you?"

The smile on his face.

Chen Mu worked hard to draw it.

"Yes!" The fragile college student suddenly realized.

He quickly retracted his hand.

Hiding behind his back.

Far away from Chen Mu.

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"Awesome! Only Doctor Chen could remain calm and communicate with these fragile college students when he met them."

"What if Doctor Chen doesn't keep a calm mind? He said a few harsh words and irritated these fragile college students. They really went to the hospital."

"You can't say too harsh words, but you can't blend into their world. Doctor Chen's job is really not easy."

"Doctor Chen: I never thought it would be easy!"

"Crispy college student: I still cherish my life, you don't have to smell my fart!"

"Doctor Chen: It's my misfortune to meet you!"

"Hahahaha!!!"

"..."

—

Looking at the attitude of the fragile college student.

Chen Mu also shook his head speechlessly.

"There's nothing wrong with your body. Don't have too much emotional fluctuations recently. Stay up less and have a good rest."

Listening to what Chen Mu said.

The fragile college student's eyes turned.

Staring at Chen Mu with burning eyes: "Doctor Chen, since my illness does not require acupuncture or medication, otherwise..."

"Otherwise what?"

Chen Mu stared at the crispy college student who was looking at him with too hot eyes.

In his heart.

He inexplicably had a bad premonition.

Sure enough.

The next second.

The crispy college student's outrageous remarks came out!

The crispy college student: "Otherwise, you should smell it?"

"Doctor Chen, really, this is a rare opportunity!"

"Next time, I don't know when I can fart so awesomely!"

Chen Mu's chest rose and fell, and his breath sank into his dantian: "Get out!!!!"