Chapter 365: Compressed Kelp, Soaked in the Stomach and Formed!
After getting off the car.
Chen Mu didn't even need to look for it deliberately.
He saw a figure surrounded by the crowd at a glance.
A group of students in military training uniforms were surrounding there.
When Chen Mu approached.
He could also hear the sound of sighs coming from the crowd.
"Oh my god, I thought you were exaggerating. Someone can really spit out raw kelp!"
"Can raw kelp be eaten?"
"Compared to whether raw kelp can be eaten, I am more concerned about how he eats it."
"Too outrageous. So far, this guy has vomited one and a half basins."
"What will happen to this basin later? Will he take it back to the cafeteria to serve food?"
"No, the cafeteria aunt said that this basin is given to him as a gift of friendship. When the time comes, the cafeteria aunt will find the cafeteria manager and buy her two new ones. This stainless steel basin has just been used for many years."
"Brother, why don't you try harder and vomit more? Maybe you can add two dishes to the pigs of the Agricultural College tonight."
"Forget it. The pigs in the Agricultural College are more precious than the lives of those seniors. If the pigs are really killed because of this little kelp, do you believe that the seniors who can't graduate will come to fight you?!"
"Hiss! I'd better shut up. I dare not talk casually!"
Chen Mu and the instructor stood outside the crowd.
Listening to the discussion inside.
The two looked at each other.
The corners of their lips twitched unconsciously.
This group of fragile college students.
It's really enough!
Gathering here, it's okay if they can't help.
They even blocked the air that the patient could breathe.
Chen Mu was a little helpless.
He raised his hand and patted the student in front of him, "Please make way, I'm a doctor!"
Doctor?
Maybe it's because everyone knows that the school is recording a program now.
Resulting in.
After hearing these two words.
The fragile college students who were watching the excitement in front reacted a little too sensitively.
They all turned around.
Their eyes fell on Chen Mu behind them.
Then I don't know who exclaimed first.
"Doctor Chen is here!"
"I can know why you vomit kelp!"
As the voice resounded in Chen Mu's ears.
The fragile college students.
They also made way in an orderly manner.
Chen Mu shook his head helplessly and walked quickly to the patient.
After putting on disposable gloves, he went to check the kelp spit out by the patient.
After a while.
Chen Mu frowned and asked the instructor beside him: "Is this classmate's roommate here?"
The instructor quickly grabbed two college students on the side.
They pushed them in front of Chen Mu: "Doctor Chen, these two are the patient's roommates."
Chen Mu sighed.
Pointed to the boy who was still spitting kelp.
Chen Mu looked at the two roommates of the patient with clear eyes and stupidity, "Have you been with the patient since you got up today and came to the military training?"
The two boys looked at each other.
One was a little unsure and didn't dare to speak.
The other one was much more generous: "It's like this, we can only say that most of the time, we are together, but we can't guarantee that we are always together."
"We washed separately in the morning, but we came to the military training ground together later."
Chen Mu nodded.
Soothing the two boys' somewhat tense emotions, "Don't be nervous, I just want to find out a little about your roommate's situation."
"Did anyone see him eat anything last night or today?"
A boy nodded: "He ate some seaweed when he went to bed last night."
"In the morning, we got up a little late and didn't have time to eat. He ate a few more pieces of seaweed, drank a few sips of water and came to military training."
Seaweed?
The instructor was still thinking about whether there was any key information here.
Chen Mu frowned.
Looking at the classmate who just spoke: "Did he share his seaweed with you?"
It's no wonder Chen Mu asked this.
He himself is still a young man.
He probably knows how contemporary young people get along during college.
According to the way Chen Mu used to get along in the dormitory.
If in the morning.
Everyone didn't eat, and one of the roommates happened to have something to fill their stomachs, they would usually share it.
Who knew that both boys nodded: "He shared it with us, but we didn't eat it."
"Didn't eat?"
Chen Mu pushed the two boys.
I always felt that I seemed to have found the key point of the problem.
"Why didn't you two eat? You didn't eat anything in the morning. Aren't you hungry?"
Hearing Chen Mu say this.
The two boys couldn't help but raise their hands and touch their stomachs.
One boy looked bitter: "How can I not be hungry? But Dr. Chen, the seaweed he gave me is different from what I usually eat. It's too bad..."
"How is it different?"
Boy: "Maybe my teeth are not good enough. I can't bite the seaweed he gave me..."
Can't bite?
How can you not bite the seaweed?
Chen Mu frowned and opened the mobile shopping app thoughtfully.
"Is the seaweed he gave you round, not the common square?"
The two boys nodded in unison.
"Dr. Chen, have you ever eaten that brand of seaweed? It's really unpalatable and you can't bite it. Does it have any taste?"
Chen Mu: "..."
In the shopping software, I found a picture.
Showed it to two boys, "Is this seaweed?"
The two boys nodded in unison with bright eyes.
Chen Mu felt his eyes go dark.
The follow-up camera behind Chen Mu briefly tested Chen Mu's attitude and found no objection.
Quietly.
He pointed the camera at Chen Mu's mobile phone screen.
See only the top.
It is a compressed round cake.
There are also several large characters written on the merchant's promotional picture.
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"????"
"Compressed kelp? Those big words blinded my 24k eyesight."
"I've seen people eating compressed biscuits. I never thought about it when I was this old. There are also people eating compressed seaweed. It can be considered that I have broadened my horizons at Haicheng University."
"Dr. Chen's expression was also very broken. Although he had known for a long time that all the gods in his school were gods, he never expected that one day, such a number one figure would appear, right?"
"I used to think that He Congming was the best among crispy college students, but when I saw this person, I had to say that even He Congming had to stay away..."
"If you are smart enough to eat this thing, you have to think carefully..."
"I kind of know why he vomited kelp threads here. His feelings are compressed kelp threads and soaked in his stomach."
"The bottle of water given by the instructor became the straw that broke the camel's back."
"Instructor: If you do this, I won't dare give students water next time!"
"Future students, don't blame the instructor for not even giving you a bottle of water to drink. This is all the legacy that the seniors have built for you!"
"..."
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"How many did he eat?"
Chen Mu's face now couldn't be said to be very pretty.
The two college students looked at each other strangely when they saw Chen Mu's face turned sour for no apparent reason.
Or he answered honestly: "I've eaten about ten of them since last night?"
"I said the seaweed was not enough, so I ate more..."
At the end of the day.
The patient's roommate no longer dared to look at Chen Mu's face.
The instructor came over.
After seeing clearly the content on Chen Mu's phone, his eyes were filled with darkness: "This is compressed kelp silk!!!"
"After eating more than a dozen, they are all soaked in the stomach. Can this person still walk out of Haicheng University alive?"
With the instructor's scream of collapse.
The surrounding eyes.
It all falls on the patient himself.
If Chen Mu read it correctly.
The onlookers even looked at the patient with indescribable admiration in their eyes.
"I've heard for a long time that the alumni of our school are awesome. I didn't expect them to be so awesome."
"I've seen compressed kelp shreds before when I was cooking at home. A very small one can brew a large pot of kelp shreds. He actually ate more than a dozen slices?"
"I think Dr. Chen's record of immortality may end here."
"Stop talking, stop talking. If you keep talking, I suspect Dr. Chen may resign on the spot..."
Listen to the discussions around you.
Chen Mu took a deep breath.
Almost forcing himself to do so, trying to calm down.
This group of students really guessed it right.
Right now he.
I really had the urge to resign on the spot.
Chen Mu directly took the silver needle, stimulated the patient's acupuncture points, and induced vomiting.
The patient vomited until his eyes turned scarlet.
It really scared the instructor who came to Chen Mu for help.
The instructor unscrewed a bottle of water and handed it to the patient: "Student, why don't you take a few sips of water and take it easy."
Chen Mu raised his head stiffly.
He looked at the instructor in disbelief.
—
"Dr. Chen: You made people drink like this from a bottle of water. How dare you give water to students now?"
"If one day Dr. Chen really resigns, I won't be surprised at all."
"Dr. Chen: I'm just an ordinary school doctor. I can't save Haicheng University, let alone the fragile college students of Haicheng University!"
"Dr. Ye Heye, when will you come to Haicheng University? Before treating Zhuang Ruoruo, can you give Dr. Chen a look at his psychological problems? I think Dr. Chen is going crazy."
"Dr. Chen: Haha! How can you not be crazy at work?!"
"Mainly because of this class, I'm really tired."
"..."
—
The students have already got the water in their hands.
The instructor who met Chen Mu's gaze realized belatedly what a dangerous act he had just done.
Just when the student was about to drink water and rinse his mouth.
The instructor directly snatched the mineral water bottle back from the student's hand.
The half-dead student who vomited: "???"
The instructor faced the students.
He made an extremely stiff smile and said, "Classmate, I suddenly realized that I was also very thirsty, so I drank by myself for the time being."
Said.
The instructor seemed to be trying to prove the authenticity of his words.
Really in front of this classmate.
Lift your neck.
Take a drink of water.
Chen Mu: "..."
After confirming what’s wrong with the patient’s temporary inability to vomit.
Chen Mu sent a message to the intern doctors at the left-behind school hospital.
Ask them to send over a bottle of glucose injection and tools for intravenous injection.
Along the way.
Chen Mu looked at the patient: "Have you brought your ID card or medical insurance card?"
The patient shook his head.
Chen Mu's eyes fell on the patient's two roommates, "Do you know where his ID card and medical insurance card are?"
I saw two people nodding.
Chen Mu also breathed a sigh of relief, "Please take the school ambulance over there and get this classmate's ID card and medical insurance card."
"After getting this student's ID card and medical insurance card, go to the school hospital to help this student, open a school hospital referral form, and then bring it back here, okay?"
The two boys saw the instructor on the side organizing manpower to continue military training.
His eyes lit up instantly.
He nodded hurriedly.
"Okay, Dr. Chen!"
"Promise to complete the mission!"
yue~
A patient who is vomiting.
Looking at the overly cheerful figures of his two roommates, their eyes were full of unspeakable resentment.
Said it yesterday.
When they went to college, they wanted to become sworn brothers in Taoyuan in their dormitory.
With the total death.
Today these two guys abandoned him who was vomiting like a dog.
It's okay to abandon him who vomited like a dog.
These two guys...
These two guys!
He actually used his vomiting to avoid military training.
Looking at the patient's eyes, a drop of clear tears fell.
Chen Mu inserted another silver needle into it.
He muttered: "You'd better vomit faster, otherwise, more kelp threads will soak up in your stomach, which will be bad."
Said.
Chen Mu found a number on his cell phone and dialed it skillfully.
"Hello, is this the emergency center? This is Haicheng University..."
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"If I were the person in charge of the Haicheng City Emergency Center, I would just buy a few ambulances and put them at the entrance of Haicheng University, ready for call at any time."
"There's nothing wrong with it. Given the current situation at Haicheng University, I always feel that no matter how many ambulances come, they can still use them."
"It's so funny, don't talk about you guys. I, a student at Haicheng University, feel the same way!"
"That one from Haicheng University, I advise you not to laugh. With the magical Feng Shui in your school, what if you choke to death on your saliva when you laugh?"
"???"
"Isn't it bad to curse others like that?"
"Who said that just now! I will choke to death on my own saliva, I really choked just now! It's so scary, I dare not laugh!!!"
"???"
"No, is your Haicheng University's feng shui really so outrageous?"
"Why do I feel that the person who just posted the barrage is also outrageous? Is this the extent of what he says?"
"6! In the live broadcast room, someone showed me off until my scalp went numb!"
"..."
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"Dr. Chen, if this classmate keeps vomiting like this, will it cause damage to his esophagus and stomach?"
Seeing Chen Mu just inducing vomiting for the patient.
No other actions were taken.
There was an instructor who couldn't help but moved closer and looked at this side curiously.
Let alone an instructor.
Just like this on the playground, freshmen are undergoing military training.
Although they were all listening to the instructor's instructions, they stood in a military posture.
But almost everyone's eyes in the playground were focused on this patient.
Nothing else.
This may be the first and last time in their lives...
See a living person.
Eat a dozen pieces of compressed kelp into your stomach.
After soaking the compressed kelp in your stomach, spit it out.
I noticed the glances coming towards me on this playground.
Chen Mu prayed silently in his heart.
hope……
This incident of compressing kelp did not overly arouse the curiosity of crispy college students.
otherwise……
Chen Mu sighed again.
He couldn't even imagine the horrific scenes he would face in the coming days.