Chapter 343 Eating Raw Pig Feed? You Are More Powerful than a Pig!
"Excuse me, please tell me again, what do students in our school eat to gain weight?"
Secretary Lu raised his hand and took out his ears.
When looking at Uncle Hat, his eyebrows were full of disbelief.
If you don't know.
In the process of handling the case, Uncle Hat will not joke casually.
Secretary Lu may even feel that this is a prank specifically targeted at him.
after all.
But now, someone is talking to him.
A college student who was admitted to university took the initiative to eat pig feed without anyone forcing him?
Anyone with a slightly normal mind wouldn't be able to do it.
Just when a group of people looked weird.
Suddenly a familiar voice sounded beside Chen Mu: "Um... pig feed can also be eaten by humans..."
Can humans eat pig feed?
Little boy!
If you can, look me in the eyes and say something else!
Chen Mu looked ferocious and subconsciously looked for the source of the sound.
But when Chen Mu saw the face of the person who spoke clearly, the whole person fell into a brief silence.
He is smart...
That's okay.
Chen Mu subconsciously didn't want to deal with this guy.
But as soon as he took two steps out, he couldn't help but stop.
He turned to look at He Congming.
Chen Mu: "Congratulations."
He Chongming: "What's wrong, Doctor Chen?"
Chen Mu's expression was a little complicated, "Have you bought pig feed online in the past two days?"
He Chongming: "Huh?"
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"Hahahahaha!!! Dr. Chen's reaction was similar to mine. When I heard Uncle Hat say that someone at Haicheng University bought pig feed, my first reaction was, this person must be very smart, right?"
"I think the other crispy college students at Haicheng University have pretty good IQs, but He Congming is a special case."
"A crispy college student is a crispy college student, and a smart guy is a smart guy."
"The key point is that what he just said is also very misleading. He said that pig feed can also be eaten by humans..."
"Even if the pig feed is not for Da Congming, this incident may have aroused Da Congming's curiosity. I advise Haicheng University to provide psychological counseling for Da Congming to prevent him from actually eating it."
"I want to hear the fallacy of great wisdom."
"..."
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He met He Congming's somewhat confused expression.
Chen Mu kindly reminded: "Didn't you just say that pig feed can be eaten by humans? I thought you bought it..."
He Chongming shook his head: "That stuff may not be delicious."
"But Dr. Chen, I really think that pig feed can be eaten by humans!"
I don’t know if there is any special attraction somewhere.
He Chongming saw Chen Mu.
I feel like my sharing is overwhelming.
He spoke with a serious face and shared: "Dr. Chen, let me give you a piece of logic."
"Look, pigs eat pig feed, and people eat pigs. So after all, people also indirectly eat pig feed, right?"
Chen Mu snorted coldly: "People eat vegetables, and growing vegetables requires the use of pesticides. So, please ask He Chongming, do you think people can drink pesticides?"
He Chongming shook his head: "Dr. Chen, this is different..."
Chen Mu snorted coldly: "But I gave the example based on your logic. Is there really something different here?"
"It seems that the logic is indeed the same?" He Congming touched his head in embarrassment.
In the look.
Full of unconcealed confusion.
Chen Mu snorted coldly, "So put aside your fallacies. Even if you are curious, don't try pig feed later. That stuff is not for people to eat."
Uncle Hat, who followed them upstairs, heard Chen Mu's overly serious tone.
Look at He Congming's aggrieved expression again.
He opened his mouth and explained for He Chongming: "This classmate may have just said this out of curiosity. You don't need to be so serious."
"Moreover, contemporary college students should still have basic common sense. They all know that pig feed is for pigs..."
Uncle Hat said it well.
But Chen Mu helplessly interrupted him, "Have you forgotten why you came to Haicheng University to call the police?"
Uncle Hat was instantly controlled: "..."
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"Uncle Hat: No matter how stupid a crispy college student is, he will never eat pig feed."
"Crispy college student: Not only do I eat pig feed, but if you don't gain weight by eating this pig feed, I will give you a bad review!"
"Now that I think about it, that Taobao seller was also miserable. I guess he never thought he could do this kind of business before meeting this crispy guy."
"No...when he recorded the pig feed to Haicheng University, didn't he have any doubts about this address?"
"The students from Haicheng University raised their hands silently. I have a senior from the College of Agriculture. His final assignment last semester was to raise pigs, so there are people in our school who actually buy pig feed..."
"Suddenly I remembered that joke on the Internet. There was a person who ate the chicken in the school. It turned out that the chicken was someone else's final homework. The poor college student who had the chicken stolen was forced to fail..."
"..."
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"Forget it, let's go see the classmate who ate the pig feed first. I care about him very much!"
Uncle Hat's steps began to become a little messy.
What is going on with this Haicheng University?
Why does he feel that the atmosphere is so weird?
"It should be this one."
According to the location, the student dormitory was found.
Before entering.
In order to avoid disturbing the patient's other roommates, the uncle in the hat knocked on the door.
But no one answered.
Chen Mu couldn't wait any longer, and pushed open the dormitory door with a dark face.
As soon as he opened the door.
He saw that there was only one boy in the dormitory, and no one else was there.
The boy was lying on the ground, holding his stomach with a pale face, and the whole person had lost much consciousness.
Chen Mu rushed to the boy's side and took his pulse.
Su Bingbing didn't dare to delay.
She opened Chen Mu's medical box, disinfected the silver needle, and read it to Chen Mu.
"Secretary Lu, please help me and go see what the pig feed looks like."
When Chen Mu came in, he saw a woven bag on the balcony of the dormitory.
It is probably the legendary pig feed.
"Okay." Secretary Lu sighed.
He hurried to the pig feed, grabbed a handful, and brought it to Chen Mu, "Doctor Chen, look..."
Chen Mu took a rough look.
What can be roughly determined is that this is grain feed with some additives.
Some unhulled wheat, after being pressed, is mixed with additives.
Chen Mu opened the mouth of the crispy college student and could see if there was any feed swallowed inside.
Use tweezers to pick out the unswallowed feed from the mouth of the crispy college student.
Chen Mu carefully looked at it for a few seconds and said speechlessly: "This idiot, eats it raw..."
"What else?" He Congming slipped in at some point.
Chen Mu raised his hand and pointed at the pig feed, saying: "Even if it is fed to pigs, the pig farmer will cook the feed in a big pot and add some vegetables to boil."
"In short, pigs eat cooked food, while patients eat raw food."
He Congming: "Ah?"