Chapter 342: Feeling Too Thin, Buying Pig Feed to Gain Weight?
Although surprised.
But after seeing the police car, Chen Mu didn't panic too much.
He's just a school doctor.
The sky is falling.
It's not his turn to solve the problem.
There was no movement on Chen Mu's side. Secretary Lu was walking and wiping his glasses.
After seeing the police car.
Secretary Lu didn't even have time to put his glasses back on before he ran to the police car without stopping.
He greeted Uncle Hat who had just got off the car with a smile: "Hello, I am the secretary of Haicheng University. My surname is Lu. You arrived suddenly. Is there something wrong with us at Haicheng University?"
"Students fighting? Or something was lost in the dormitory?"
"Since you are here, the school will definitely cooperate actively."
The two hat uncles looked deeply at Secretary Lu and shook their heads.
None of them...
Before Secretary Lu had time to breathe a sigh of relief.
I saw one of the hat uncles say with a serious face: "The problems in your school are much more serious than the two possibilities you just guessed."
"After all! Human life is at stake!"
Human life is at stake?
Secretary Lu's mind buzzed.
I almost couldn't stand still.
Fortunately, Chen Mu came over and gave Secretary Lu a hand.
That’s why Secretary Lu didn’t fall to the ground.
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"The police are here, what happened to the crispy college students?"
"Human life is at stake? Could it be that there was some vicious fight?"
"It doesn't look like that! Look at the hat guy on the left, he's always snickering. If your life is really at stake, you wouldn't snicker, right?"
"Oh my God! You guys are observing so carefully. Are you really snickering?"
"It can be seen that I have tried very hard to suppress the corners of my lips, but no matter how hard I try, I can't suppress it?"
"I'm a little curious, what kind of weird things did the crispy college students from Haicheng University do this time..."
"I'm ready for the watermelon!"
"You guys are really... I'm going to grab some melon seeds..."
"..."
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Chen Mu pointed to an apartment building behind them and said, "You two, since this is a matter of life and death, how about we talk while walking?"
Two hat uncles who work hard every day.
Obviously it is not very clear, Haicheng University has joined forces with the program team to produce a live broadcast.
Just took two steps.
He couldn't help but pointed at the camera behind Chen Mu: "Actually, not all things are suitable for live broadcast. After this incident is spread, it may be bad for the reputation of Haicheng University."
At this time.
Secretary Lu has recovered from the intense emotions just now.
Listen to Uncle Hat's voice.
He waved his hands with a speechless expression, "You two, everyone watching the live broadcast now knows that something life-threatening has happened in our Haicheng University..."
"If the live broadcast is interrupted at this time, it will really have an impact on the reputation of Haicheng University, because we can never guess how rich the imagination of netizens can be."
That's true.
The two hat uncles glanced in the direction of the camera.
this time.
There was a tacit understanding and no further comments were made.
In this era of overdeveloped Internet.
In fact, many hat uncles have handled some cases related to online public opinion.
Some people may just say the wrong thing online.
You will be chased and scolded for a long time.
In the end, he couldn't bear the disturbance and chose to call the police.
If this happens, the live broadcast will really be interrupted.
Waiting for the rumors about Haicheng University, who knows how serious it will be? !
With this thought.
The two hat uncles reported a dormitory number.
Secretary Lu found a student to lead the way, then rubbed his hands and asked, "Can I ask, what are the cases where the lives of students in our school are at stake?"
Phew——
As if he thought of something funny, Uncle Hat couldn't help but laugh before he even opened his mouth.
There is another hat uncle who is better at suppressing laughter.
While their companions kept shaking their shoulders, they could still calmly explain to Secretary Lu why they came to Haicheng University to dispatch police.
"The thing is like this..."
These two hat uncles are policemen from the police station under the jurisdiction of Haicheng University.
Early this morning.
They received a police call from a different place. The caller was a Taobao seller who was extremely emotional.
After the other party provides evidence.
Plus double check.
Only then did the two hat uncles realize what an outrageous thing had happened.
This Taobao seller sells pig feed.
Before Uncle Hat could finish his words, he was interrupted by Secretary Lu, "Boy, is there any misunderstanding here?"
"We are on a university campus here, so we wouldn't have anything to do with a Taobao seller selling pig feed, right?"
"And so far, all the students from the agricultural college in our school have been taken by professors to attend classes in the crop fields. In the past half month, no students who know how to use pig feed have stayed in the school."
I knew that Uncle Hat was here because he already had evidence.
Secretary Ke Lu.
I still can't think of any reason for this.
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"Hey! If you put it that way, students in the school really don't have access to Taobao sellers who sell pig feed!"
"Does this seller have other online stores that were badly reviewed by college students, so he called the police?"
"Not really. How many people don't know that Haicheng University is doing live broadcasts? If this is a live broadcast and a false police report, what's the difference between reporting yourself for running a sewing machine?"
"Then I really can't think of it. What else can the crispy college student have to do with the Taobao seller who sells pig feed..."
"I can't think of it either. It can't be that the crispy college student sells pig feed for himself, right?"
"People can't eat that stuff, right?"
"..."
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"Secretary."
Looking at Secretary Lu who was obviously a little panicked, Chen Mu pulled him back helplessly.
"Listen to what Uncle Hat has to say first." Chen Mu reminded in a low voice.
"Sorry, I was emotional." Secretary Lu, who reacted, apologized immediately.
The two uncles in hats shook their heads, indicating that they didn't care.
And listening to the discussion of the group of students around.
Haicheng University has run many ambulances in the past two days. It is normal and understandable that the school leaders are not emotionally stable.
"Here's what happened..."
"According to the records provided by the Taobao seller, a student in your school bought pig feed additives on Taobao. The selling point promoted by the Taobao seller online is that you can gain five pounds a day."
Chen Mu's lips twitched, "Is this true..."
Uncle Hat shrugged: "Whether this data is true or not, we still need to ask those who know the business. Whether this data is true or not is not the point."
"The point is that according to the chat records provided by the seller, a student from your school who bought pig feed left him a message at midnight yesterday."
"He said that starting from this morning, he will eat pig feed three times a day to gain weight. If he doesn't gain five pounds a day, he will complain to the Taobao seller."
Chen Mu and Secretary Lu looked at each other, both thinking that Uncle Hat provided too much information: "Ah?"