Chapter 1,112 Chaos, Melee, Headshots
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Everyone was stunned. They wiped their eyes again and again in disbelief, but they still saw the same scene.
In the clearing of ruins after the explosion, the petite and cute Fini fell into the arms of the man in the Alliance cloak. Their figures overlapped each other, and it seemed that they were hugging each other intimately, and even their lips were tightly touching each other. .
Tick tock tick…
Time passed by every second, and all the stunned people could hear their own huge heartbeats, filling their heads, as if their brains were contracting together with their hearts, and something was about to explode from inside.
Then finally, I don’t know how long it took, maybe just a second or two, maybe more than ten seconds, the first scream sounded.
"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!"
I pushed Feini away from me, then rolled over and knelt down, and I knocked to the ground desperately.
Someone tell me this is not true, this is not true, this is not true, this is not true, this is not true, this is not true...
“Dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong————!!”
There was a violent impact on the ground, and screams were heard together. The frequency of the collision between the forehead and the ground was as fast as a pile driver. In just an instant, a big hole was made in the ground.
On the other side, Feini, who was pushed away, looked dazed, her head dangling as she knelt on the ground, her two little hands tightly covering her red face that was gradually getting hotter, she was so shy that Liu Shen lost her master and murmured to herself. murmured.
"How can...how can...can be like this...just...even my cousin...is too...too direct...this kind of thing...this kind of thing...should...should be done in one step" Step by step...step by step...nothing...cousin...too domineering...dangdang...of course...I'm not saying...that I hate this...disgrace... I hate my cousin and so on...don't get me wrong...but but but...but at least...at least I feel...I feel that I need to...talk to Oona first...and Oona first and then...again Do it again... it will be more... more appropriate... meow woo woo woo~~~~~~~"
Finally, because the stimulation was too great, Feini's cute face, which was as red as blood, made a popping sound, which seemed to be reminiscent of a scene of a lot of smoke. Then, her upper body shook, shook, shook, and shook. After a few laps, he fell softly.
murderous look! !
I suddenly got excited and quit the piling mode. Instinctively, I rolled away from the place again like a lazy ass.
In an instant, a violent explosion sounded. When I looked back, I saw that a large crater with a diameter of four to five meters had been blown out at the same location.
who is it? Who would harm me like this at this most tragic moment?
I was angry, extremely angry. I stood up from the ground and looked at the opposite side with angry eyes.
As a result, it took less than half a second to rise and then stopped immediately.
It's Linya...
"Linya, calm down and listen to me!!"
I stretched out my hands and shook them quickly, signaling Linya, who seemed to have turned black, to calm down.
Lowering his head, magic elements surged with Linya as the center, rolling up a violent tornado. The knowledgeable civilians had already fled when they saw this scene.
You can join in any kind of excitement, but you must not get close to an adventurer who is going crazy. This is a law they have learned early on after living in the camp for many years.
"Oh, Brother Wu, is there anything else you can say?"
Linya raised her head swayingly, revealing her eyes that had lost their color and were slightly gray under the cover of dark green bangs.
It’s so scary. Linya’s eyes now are so scary! !
"Accident, this is an accident. You saw it just now, right? This is definitely an accident, right!!"
I kept gesticulating in a panic and funny way, pointing back and forth between myself and Feini, with a hint of crying in my voice. Why, in this accident, I was obviously the one who suffered the biggest blow, and even Because of Fini's pretty and shy attitude, she almost stepped into an unknown flower field.
You have clearly experienced this kind of near-death situation in another sense, so why do you continue to suffer condemnation and hardship? !
"Accident? I know, Brother Wu, it was an accident. After all, I saw it with my own eyes, so I'm not angry with Brother Wu. Hey hey, hey hey hey~~~~~~"
No, no, no, you don’t know at all. Also, Linya’s laughter is so scary, as scary as her eyes. Please, please change back to Linya, the gentle girl next door.
I stepped back step by step in fear.
"I'm not angry with Brother Wu at all, so calm down and don't move. I just want to disinfect Brother Wu's mouth. I don't have any other intention."
You are the one who should calm down, Linya! ! What is the magic coming out of your hands? It's a fireball. Do you want to put that thing in my mouth? !
I let out a scream and ran away.
"Wait, Brother Wu, don't run away."
As soon as he finished speaking, he shouted, and a red fireball as big as a football grazed past his cheek.
It would be weird if you don't run, you will die! !
"Brother Wu, wait a minute, at least Susukou is good."
What came together with the words behind him was a sharp pillar of ice grazing the other cheek.
He will die. If Linya catches him, he will definitely die! !
On the other side... dozens of Feini fans were dumbfounded. Muscles on their faces were stretched weakly, and their faces were paralyzed. A gray conversation like an abyss was going on between them.
"We kissed."
"Yes, with Your Highness Feini."
"Accidental kiss."
"Obviously there is already the incomparably beautiful Lady Sarah."
"There is obviously a gentle and shy singer."
"Obviously there is already a wise and kind Lady Linya."
"Obviously he is Queen Sharna's most beloved brother."
"Speaking of which, I really want to be stepped on by Queen Sharna and whipped with a whip. What about you?"
Everyone: "Shut up!!"
"He is still Lady Lena's brother."
"I also want to be called brother by Lady Lena's soft and touching voice, you bastard!"
Everyone: "They all told me to shut up!!"
"It seems that she is also having an affair with the beautiful lady Lucia from the fox tribe."
"Still the husband of the Elf Queen."
"Now, even our last piece of pure spiritual land, Your Highness Feini, cannot escape the clutches of the devil!"
"..."
"..."
"How should I put it? The more I think about it, the more empty I feel!"
"No, I should be sad!"
"No, no, no, it's better to say it's envy, jealousy and hatred!"
"What...what should I do? This feeling of depression."
"But the other party is Elder Fan!"
"Yes, Elder Fan, can we win?"
"Wait a minute, it's not a question of whether you can win, it's a question of whether you should do it or not."
"Yes, I agree."
"Seconded."
"Hands second."
"I suddenly have a stomachache. Let's go back and take care of it first. You continue."
There was a chaotic sound of punches and kicks, and someone had already failed to succeed.
"So……"
Everyone looked at each other.
The next moment, this group of adventurers, who just now exuded a dark and decadent aura, like dirty gray rats hiding in a smelly trash can in a dark alley, suddenly burst out with a black aura, and their eyes Shrouded in a layer of black flames, clanging and clanging sounds, people pulling out weapons, and using magic to use magic.
“Ohhhhhhhhhh————!!”
Letting out a roar that could not be described as a victory for the soldiers or a bereaved dog, dozens of adventurers rushed forward.
"Elder Fan, please die today only!"
"Give me back Princess Feini's first kiss!"
"Your Highness Feini is mine!"
"Lady Linya, let's help you hold him down!"
Do these guys, just one or two, know how to fish in troubled waters and take advantage of chaos?
Seeing the dark group of idiots rushing up, I suddenly became furious.
I don't dare touch Linya, I just use you to calm my anger! !
So, there were dozens of adventurers in front, a street rat in the middle, and a black Linya behind. The three parties finally gathered at the same point. Suddenly, the sound of killing was loud, and the scene was extremely chaotic. There were ice arrows, fire bombs, and flying knives. Traps are flying all over the sky, so spectacular.
"Ouch! Who set the fireball! Get out of here!"
"It's Lady Linya." Another voice replied softly.
"Oh, accidental injury, accidental injury." The voice that was still menacing just now suddenly stopped.
"You guys, what do you want to do to Her Highness Feini by taking advantage of the chaos?"
"Asshole, I just want to help Her Royal Highness Feini wipe some dirt from her lips!"
"Then what's going on with that pouty mouth?"
“I can’t help myself, I fight fire with fire.”
"Brothers, beat me up!"
After a while, what was originally a melee with the same goal turned into an indiscriminate brawl.
Elder Leman and hundreds of elf warriors stared blankly at the scene in front of them, at a loss.
"Lena, this..."
Looking away, Elder Leman felt a little relieved. Elder Akara's gaze was indeed extraordinary. You see, there is a person in front of you who is extremely calm and grasps the overall situation with his calm eyes.
"Eh...Ehhh?!"
Lena seemed to be suddenly awakened, her whole body was shaken, and she looked around blankly.
Lyman: "..."
"Lena, are you... okay?"
After being stunned for a moment, Lena showed her signature peaceful smile that made people feel peaceful: "Please don't worry, Elder Lyman, I'm fine."
"Phew, that's good."
Elder Lehman breathed a sigh of relief. Not bad, not bad. He was still calm in this situation, talking and laughing freely, and was extremely calm.
Then, Lena continued to smile peacefully, stretched out her two small hands, and started groping in the air in front of her.
"Are you looking for something? Let me help you."
"Brother said that if something like this happens, all you need to do is find a time machine to get in and go back in time to prevent everything from happening."
Lena answered with a smile while continuing to fumble in front of her, as if there was a vending machine standing in front of her.
Lyman: "..."
He was finally sure that Lena was completely confused.
"Huh~ It's really dangerous. I'll teach these idiots one by one in the future."
In the melee, a figure quietly flashed out and escaped from the battle. It was Wu Fan, the talented druid who was holding Linya in his arms.
"Linya, it's safe now, it's okay."
Lowering my head, I used the gentlest and most affectionate eyes and words to face Linya in my arms.
As expected, Linya [was as helpless as a little rabbit, with pear blossoms and rain, tightly hugging her beautiful face, which was not reflected in her eyes. Instead, the whole screen was filled with red and hot.
"boom----!!"
A headshot from close range.
Immediately afterwards, there was another rumbling sound. This time, it was the huge stage that had been set up nearby. Finally, amidst the magic and sword shadows flying in the sky, it was overwhelmed and collapsed.
Everyone was stunned again. On the battlefield, those adventurers who were still holding flying knives in their hands to stab each other, and those adventurers whose staffs were still lingering with magic elements and were about to launch them, all their movements stopped in an instant.
Then, like a rusty machine, his head turned stiffly and creaking toward the stage. He took a breath of air as he watched the stage he had worked so hard to build turn into a pile of ruins.
The collapse of the stage also made Linya wake up. She was stunned when she saw that the stage that many adventurers had spent several days building had turned into a pile of ruins.
Then, her eyes fell on her husband who was lying at her feet. His head was blown off. His head looked like that of an African black man. His eyes were blurred, black smoke was spitting out from his mouth, and his hair turned into an afro.
"Woo~~~~~~~~~"
Linya covered her face and screamed.
"Hehehe, it doesn't matter. We elves also have many such masters with weird personalities who are extremely enthusiastic about art."
We temporarily retreated from the chaotic environment. Along the way, Elder Lyman comforted us with a smile, but his expression, like the faces of many elven soldiers, was constantly twitching.
This has nothing to do with art, you bastard!
We looked crestfallen, and at this point, this feeble comfort would only add salt to our wounds.
In the depressing and depressing atmosphere, I decisively ended the inspection and led a group of elves towards Akala's small black room.
Although the troublesome terminal creators, idiots and tragic leaders Fini and Gott have lost all the shame they can, there should be no more dangers ahead, but you can't be careless, don't forget, there is still an old man Drunkard, in addition, Malagby's destructive power cannot be underestimated.
Before these people appear in your field of vision, you must remove these elves.
After walking nervously all the way, our group finally left the new area. After settling in the accommodation of hundreds of elf soldiers, we took Elder Lyman and little girl Beja to the small black room in Akara.
As soon as I stepped into the tent, I felt as if all my strength had been drained out of me, and my body collapsed limply on a bench.
God, what have I done wrong to punish me like this?
Looking back on this short experience, I couldn't help but burst into tears, and I felt a strong sense of regret that I had known this before. I would rather fight that painful worm again than take on this damn mission.
"Oh, what's going on? In front of guests."
Seeing me slumped on the chair without the appearance of an elder, Akara came out at some point, with a gentle smile on his face, and gently scolded me without any pain.
"Elder Lyman, you have had a hard time along the way."
"No, Great Elder Akara, it is my honor to be able to attend this God's birthday." Elder Leman saluted quickly.
"Grandma Akara!!"
The little girl Beja poked her head out from behind, and then jumped into Akara's arms with joy.
It’s hard to see that her relationship with the old fox Akala is so good.
"Oh, let me take a look, old lady. I haven't seen you for a while. Our little Princess Beja has grown a lot taller."
Akara, who knows people's hearts well, coaxes a little girl like Tia as if it's a play. He touches the girl's ticklish spot with just one sentence, and looks at her happy and bright smile.
"Really? Hehe, I know Grandma Akara is good to me. It's not like someone who likes to be jealous of others when they can't grow taller."
As she said this, her squinting indifferent gaze fell on me.
Forget it, I can't muster any energy to argue with this little girl now.
I raised my hand and shook it, signaling surrender. This girl was so happy again. It was such a stupid princess who had so much fun. I curled my lips secretly and started teasing her with ill intentions.
"Sorry, Grandma Akara, I kept you waiting for a long time. I will take Elder Leman and the others for a tour of the new area."
Now I wish I could immediately erase everything that just happened in the new district from my mind. Of course, it would be even better if I could erase other people's memories as well.
"It's okay, it's okay, I've heard everything."
Akara still had a gentle and kind smile on her face.
However, seeing this smiling face, several of us shuddered in unison.
With years of experience, we feel...
There is murderous intent!
"Yes...I'm sorry!"
Although I don’t know why I apologized, I, Linya, and Lena all stood up from the wheelchair and bowed their heads to Akara in unison.
The alliance's integrity has been completely lost during this inspection. Should we say this to Akala? No, maybe she knows that now.
"I already know. It's not your fault, so there is no need to apologize."
Akara's smile became even brighter.
"Gaote's side has already made people [pay attention] to his every move."
We all had a cold war.
"The stage has collapsed. There is nothing we can do but let the adventurers [go all out] to build another one before rehearsals."
We had a cold war again.
"As for Wu." Akara's eyes fell on me with a smile.
"Before God's birthday comes, I [suggest] you might as well meet Feini."
"Yes, it is!!"
I stood at attention and wanted to swear in the name of my deceased *** that I would never have any contact with Feini until the storm passed.
However, since he can give such an unbelievable order for outsiders to kill people, it seems that Akara now knows very well what kind of sparks will be created when the tragedy emperor and the quasi-tragedy emperor collide.