Chapter 1,105 Hula Skirt Girl Warrior, Beep~~~

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"What's going on, what's going on? Don't get excited, you two. Let's talk and listen."

When I heard it, there seemed to be something hidden inside, and I suddenly felt like gossiping... Oh no, suddenly, the fiery *** heart in my heart, the burning passion to care about people's livelihood, pay attention to the government, and make decisions for the people, started to burn. .

"Ah, no, I just remembered now that the experiment is halfway done, so I have to rush back!!"

The old man Farah was shocked and turned around to leave. Unexpectedly, two hands, one long and one short, stretched out from behind to grab his mage's robe.

"Why, I did something wrong and I don't dare to testify in public."

The owner of the little short hands covered with muscle bumps, Mu Aiao Donggua, sneered again and again.

"Old Farah, I didn't tell you..."

I looked solemn and spoke earnestly.

"If you don't go back now, the experiment may not explode, but if you go back, it will definitely explode."

"What did you say?!"

Old man Farah immediately blew his beard and stared.

Am I wrong, Mr. Explosion Mage?

"Okay, let's just say who is afraid of whom." The old man was worried and cast a fearless look.

"It's not good here, let's find another place."

Looking at the teleportation station, there were more and more people surrounding them. I whispered, "It's not because I kicked these two old men in face. Whether they were embarrassed or not had nothing to do with me. It was just that it seriously blocked the traffic."

After settling down the great elder of the dwarves and the accompanying dwarves, old man Farah and Mu Aodonggua finally confronted each other in court. I, the elder responsible for welcoming them, temporarily became the parent officer.

"Ahem, Mu Ai...Muradin, please tell me first, what happened after that?"

I nodded to Short Winter Melon and asked him to continue talking about the teleportation array.

"I apologized to this old guy the next day about the incident in Elf Plaza."

Mu Aodonggua seemed to have recalled some unbearable past events, with red eyes, staring at the old man Farah opposite.

"This old man took the opportunity to blackmail."

"oh?"

I seem to be able to imagine the scene of a passionate collision when the most stingy of the Alliance meets the stingy of the Dwarves.

"In the end, I also knew that what I did was wrong, so I took a step back and agreed to wait until the wedding ceremony between you and the Elf Queen is over before we can deal privately and understand this single matter."

"You backed off!!"

Old Man Farah cursed loudly: "I just extorted fifty perfect gems. What do you think this old man said at the time? I don't have fifty perfect gems. If you want fifty broken gems, I will beat him." Damn, am I worthy of the alliance?"

"No, the alliance has long been wiped out by your apology!"

I quickly slapped the gavel (?) in my hand. This stingy old man was so courageous. He usually didn't disgrace the alliance, but now that it was about me, he rubbed his nose in his face and raised the banner of the alliance.

"Boy Wu, one thing is another, are you trying to favor this short winter melon?"

Old Farah looked hurt, while Mu Aodonggua looked proud.

"That's not the case. I'm just discussing the matter. Who told you that you usually don't have good character?" I coughed several times and announced to continue.

"What about the result? How was the final discussion?"

"After some haggling, I finally agreed with this old guy. For one hundred complete gems, this matter will be treated as if it never happened."

"is that so?"

I set my sights on old man Farah. With the virtue of this stingy man, how can he get rid of the problem at such a cheap price?

"Hey, hey, are you trying to confuse the past? Isn't there an agreement for ten pieces of dark gold equipment that are at least level 60 or above?"

Old man Farah was old and had no memory. He immediately stared without thinking.

"Oh, cough, cough, cough, it seems that there is indeed something like this." Mu Aodonggua's eyes wandered around, and he seemed to click his tongue secretly, and nodded helplessly in admission.

It seems that this old man is not honest either, so be careful.

I secretly sweated, and now I remembered that what I was facing might be the two stingiest, stingiest, most cunning, and most shameless mice in this dark continent. At this moment, Rogge’s third and stingiest mouse I couldn't help but shudder.

"But you have to provide the materials."

"I know this, just don't act shamelessly. Do you hear me? Boy Wu, you have to remember it."

Old man Farah stared at me nervously.

"Oh, really? I'll try my best, but as you know, my memory is not very good."

I tilted my head and showed a bright smile like a fool running carefree on the street.

"You kid~~~~"

Old Farah's beard trembled with anger, and finally he had to succumb to the power and made a gesture.

Great, deal.

He replied with a gesture that only the elders of the alliance could understand. We are not greedy. The person opposite is Rogge who is the stingiest. It is already rare to be able to dig out a little bit from the old man's fingers. It is hard to accept it when you see it. reason.

"You must be doing some little tricks, right?"

Seeing old man Farah and I flirting with each other, Mu Aodonggua suddenly became suspicious.

"That's not the case, I'm not that kind of person." I quickly sat upright.

"Since you two have already discussed it, why do you still have to fight to the death when you first meet?"

Then, I glanced at the two of them in confusion. Could it be that there is still a case within a case?

"Now I'm going to tell you about this old man's despicable behavior!!"

When Mu Aodonggua heard this, he didn't care about the secret deal between me and Farah just now, and his eyes ignited with flames.

"On the appointed day, we met at the bar and made the deal..."

After a pause, it seemed that something intolerable happened behind him. All the muscles in the old man's body trembled violently, and then he pointed at Farah angrily.

"This old guy took the opportunity to get me drunk and burned my beard off!"

"What?" I stared at Mu Aiao Donggua with my eyes wide open, looking left and right...

"I said, Lao Mu, don't you still have your beard?"

Pointing at the thick dwarf beard on his chin, I looked at him suspiciously and asked me to look in the mirror before speaking.

"You don't know something. Our dwarves' beards grow very fast. Although they were burned a lot, they have grown back again. But if you look closely, are they a little shorter than the last time in the elves?"

I took a closer look, and it seemed that this was really the case. When he was an elf, his thick beard had obviously hung down to this winter melon's beer belly, but now it was only as long as his chest. If he hadn't said anything, I would have thought it was a trim. It’s over.

At the same time, it is also confirmed by me. No wonder dwarves cannot grow taller. It turns out that all the nutrition goes into the beard. Otherwise, who can tell me how to grow it in less than a year? Such a thick beard like a mop.

"Old Farah, is this happening?" I looked back at Old Farah, who was whistling and looking around, looking like an old hooligan who had done something wrong but didn't want to admit it.

"It's just a little burned." Seeing that he couldn't deny it, the old man showed a resentful expression.

"And doesn't it grow out quickly? You haven't lost anything?"

"What did you say? You old guy, you're telling lies, aren't you?!" Mu Aodonggua suddenly glared angrily.

"It's not like we don't know the importance of beards to us dwarves. It's just like a person's clothes. My beard was burned like that. I hid in the mountains and didn't dare to come out to see anyone for several months!!"

"Shut up, you old winter melon, you are not thick-skinned when you should be thick-skinned, and even magic cannot penetrate it when you shouldn't be thick-skinned. If you were normal, you would be able to dance on the street even without clothes. So it doesn’t matter what the beard is.”

"Boy Wu, don't stop me, I'm going to turn this old thing into meat sauce with one blow."

Muradin jumped up and rushed towards Farah on the opposite side, only to be caught in mid-air.

"Calm down, calm down, Lao Mu, killing this guy will only stain the land and will not help."

After all the talk, Mu Aiaodonggua stopped and glared at the other party.

"What qualifications do you have to say to me, those fifty gems, give me those fifty gems, don't say you don't know what they are!!" Old Man Farah was also very angry.

"Really? Aren't they just some normal gems?" It was Muradin's turn to whistle.

"After taking it back, within two days, it turned into fifty stones!!" Ara ran away.

"Really? Are you sure you didn't accidentally use up the energy of the gem?"

"Don't underestimate our Mage Guild bastards. Do you want other mages to verify what these [gems] of yours are?"

"Hehe~~~~"

Seeing that he couldn't get through the trick, Mu Aodonggua let out a proud laugh.

"This is retribution. I had expected that this old guy like you would do something small, so I did this. Be happy, those are genuine fifty gems. It took me a full day and night to achieve that effect."

"Don't do that unnecessary thing, you bastard! Wouldn't it be better to just give fifty gems in the beginning? Now you can sue the other party with confidence? Doesn't it hurt for you to be idle? bastard!!"

Listening on the sidelines, I couldn't help but slap the gavel (?) again, and shouted loudly, how much hatred must there be to do such a stupid thing that hurts both sides.

“One more thing, I haven’t finished yet!!”

Mu Aodonggua suddenly stood up with a whoosh, his momentum seemed to say, "I'm going to get down to business now."

“That’s when this old man burned my beard off, and when I woke up, I found that my clothes had turned into a grass skirt!!

Muradin pointed angrily at Farah opposite him.

"So, I have reason to believe... No, I'm sure that this guy must want to do the same thing in Elf Square, take a picture of my appearance with a memory crystal, and then release it on God's birthday."

"..."

I looked at Old Man Farah in shock. I couldn’t tell that this guy had very evil intentions. He actually wanted to take the money and then use the same method to retaliate against Mu Aodonggua, and this was on the even more outrageous birthday of the god. .

Then, I carefully sketched in my mind the image of a short winter melon wearing a hula dance.

First, imagine a round winter melon, and then add a wrinkled old face on top of the winter melon, which is full of traces of being red and blackened by charcoal fire, as well as a big beard, and continue to outline the stubby face. The limbs, finally, put a grass skirt on the belly button of the winter melon. The limbs and waist are like soft noodles, twisting around, twisting around...

I:"……"

Puff puff puff, my god, why is there such a disgusting, weird and hilarious feeling, but it feels surprisingly appropriate? Old Man Farah is definitely a weirdo in the clothing industry.

"That's not the case. I just think that grass skirt suits you well and I'll put it on for you to have a look at."

While I was holding back this gut-wrenching smile, old man Farah turned his head.

"Who can you deceive? You are so pissy, how can you go to a latrine and not steal shit?!"

"You can say whatever you like, it's just empty talk."

Farah just started cheating, I said no, it means no, what can you do to me?

"Very good, I knew you would say that. It seems that we must go talk to Akara. Her prophecy will surely reveal something."

Muradin was not someone to be easily bullied, and as soon as his mind changed, he immediately had an idea.

"The grudge between the two of us doesn't matter if it comes to Akala." Farah's eyelids twitched and he was no longer as calm as before.

"What are you afraid of? If we die, we will die together." Muradin had a heroic expression on his face.

"Okay, I'm afraid of you, but it's not that easy for me to teach you well."

Farah gritted his teeth, turned over his hand and took out a memory crystal, playing with it in his hand, letting Muradin's eyes follow the crystal up and down, and move left and right.

"Ahem, why don't you two listen to me?"

Seeing that the atmosphere was about to become tense again, I coughed several times and ended the conversation.

"I have a suggestion, let's do this. For the fifty complete gems and the ten pieces of dark gold equipment, Old Mu, you can cash it in to Old Farah, and Old Farah will return the memory crystal to Old Mu. How about it?"

"Then my beard was burned in vain? Hiding in the mountains for several months was in vain?" Muradin looked unhappy.

"Would you rather hide in the mountains for a few months, or would you like to become famous on God's birthday?"

I pursed my lips at the memory crystal in Old Man Farah's hand, signaling to this short winter melon that the current situation is stronger than that of others. They don't care about your fifty gems or ten pieces of dark gold equipment, but you can't care less about the gift of gold on God's birthday. Is the grass skirt look made public? It's not your turn to be stingy now.

Muradin thought for a while, and finally bowed his head in surrender, gritted his teeth, and every word came out with hatred from between his teeth.

"Okay, I'll just change it."

"I thought about it, and I still think that five hundred complete gems are more suitable." Old Man Farah activated his robbery by fire skill.

"Stingy miser, if you are still greedy, I will file a complaint with Grandma Akara."

I immediately took out the Akala Forbidden Wand, and Farah's skills were interrupted and fell into silence.

Finally, Mu Aodonggua handed me a bag of complete gems, and Old Man Farah also handed the memory crystal in his hand to my hand.

I counted the number of gems inside and confirmed that it was fifty. According to the original agreement, I took one and handed it to Farah. The old man obviously didn't trust me enough. After taking it, he immediately counted it inside. , forty-nine were correct, and he showed an expression that was both happy and distressed.

"This memory crystal, if not it's better to confirm it."

I squinted my eyes and played with the memory crystal in my hand, obviously with some ulterior purpose, and suggested this.

"No need, I can confirm it alone later."

Mu Aodonggua looked panicked and shook his head like a rattle.

"Is that so? Are you sure you want to verify it alone? Old Farah deceived you and it is not the real one. When you verify it, you can go back to him, but it will be too late. By then, even I can't I will testify for you.”

"Yes, yes, Old Winter Melon, aren't you afraid that I will lie to you?" Farah immediately nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

"this……"

"Anyway, there are only three people here. If you destroy the memory crystal, won't you be dead without any evidence?" I gave another dose of strong medicine.

"Okay... okay, but we agreed that after reading it, we can't tell anyone." Muradin hesitated for a while, and finally nodded with difficulty.

Then, I immediately activated the memory crystal.

"Dwarf~~ Transformed into a dwarf hula girl warrior~~~~"

As the exciting music sounded, Muradin turned around in circles as if he was sleepwalking, and then [elegantly] raised the magic wand in his hand high. A gorgeous visual effect flashed through, and his clothes had been changed. It became a grass skirt.

"What's going on? I've obviously fallen asleep!" Muradin was so angry that one Buddha ascended to heaven and two Buddhas were born.

"Magic is such a good thing." Farah looked at his work and narrowed his eyes with satisfaction.

In this world, there is a magical skill called telekinesis. Even if you are asleep, you can still control your body to make various postures. Old Mu, you are still too young.

I looked at Muradin with a condescending look.

By the way, this dubbing sounds a bit like Fini. Is it my imagination?

"Devil, please die. Watch me protect *** and save the mainland. The devil's muscleman hula girl warrior Xiao Mumu's unique skill - grass skirt~~~~~[beep]!!!"

In the video, accompanied by a series of cute moves that made people's stomachs churn, and then making a V-shaped victory sign on both sides of his eyelids, Muradin's eyes faced the audience and blinked charmingly, and a big heart burst out. The red heart then opened angrily, and two white unknown rays of light shot straight out from it.

At this point, the image ended with a beep, and it looked as if the person taking the photo was mistakenly hit by these two death rays and harmonized.

Hula warrior Xiao Mumu, grass skirt~~~[beep], puff puff puff, so disgusting, I can’t do it anymore, this is so disgusting, bastard! !

I was rolling on the ground laughing.

"Farah old man!!!"

Muradin turned his head stiffly, and then his face became like a demon, and his body exuded a demonic black aura.

"Verified, I'm leaving first."

Seeing that the situation was not good, Farah teleported away.

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