Number one...mascot!

Chapter 1,146: Making his debut: Rogge is the first... mascot!

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"No, you have misunderstood, it's just..."

Seeing my shocked look, Akara shook his head with a smile and sighed suddenly.

"How should I put it? In such a world, there will always be some twisted people who are in pain of loss and unable to bear it, and turn into beasts..."

"I see... Don't worry, Grandma Akara, I will be more careful..."

My voice also became lower. Akala was right. Too much [loss] was happening in the Dark Continent every moment. People who couldn't bear this kind of pain were like walking zombies, or They have become cynical, and this joyful celebration of God’s birthday will undoubtedly seriously irritate the nerves of these people.

Why... I lost... but you are still here rejoicing...

Although these people have no organization to speak of, and their strength is not too strong, they are scattered everywhere. Their concealment, number, and potential dangers are worthy of vigilance.

Like a nagging mother-in-law, Akela worriedly warned me a few more times. After thinking about it in the end, she really had nothing to say, so she watched me leave with a smile on her face.

After a while...

"It's a ragdoll bear. Mr. ragdoll bear appears again!!"

On the street, a brown stuffed bear, as tall as an adult, stood silently in the center, dodging left and right, followed by a large group of little kids with gleaming eyes.

As one of the mascots of Rogge Camp (privately defined by the people), it has been deeply loved by the majority of children since its appearance more than half a year ago. Look at the round plush head and the black eyes that seem to be inlaid with gems. Just the right touch of black nose, perfect semi-circular shaped ears, soft and warm limbs that seem to be stuffed with a lot of fine cotton, and a comfortable and plush feel. Just one look at it will make you think "I must sleep with it" Very soft and comfortable” chubby body.

Also, the tail behind the buttocks, which looks like a stuffed rabbit curled up all over, is also a favorite part among children.

In this way, the ultimate cute stuffed bear, which seems to be composed of countless cute points, appears on the street. Which child can resist it? Even adults, especially girls and women, will see their eyes light up when they see it. It's just that due to their age, they are too embarrassed to compete with children for a hug.

And because of his docile (?) character, even if the bear's hair is plucked (although no one can pull it out), he can climb up on the soft shoulders and pull the bear's ears, or even reach out from behind to pull the hair on his butt. A ball-shaped brown bear tail (legend has it that pulling the tail can stop the puppet bear's functions).

No matter how you do it, it doesn't matter, as long as you don't dirty the body of the puppet bear. Otherwise, if the puppet bear is not angry, the children will also be unhappy.

Because of this, the stuffed bear has also won the trust of adults. When people passing by see their children following behind, they will often smile and bow slightly and say: My children have troubled you.

Therefore, although it only appeared for less than a year and appeared very rarely, the stuffed bear quickly rose to the top of the list of camp mascots at a speed that made people (?) jealous.

At the same time, who is the person inside the Ragdoll Bear? Who would put on such a cute puppet costume and come out to play with the children? This question has gradually become one of the eighth mysteries of the camp.

"..."

Akala sent me out on patrol in this form. Have you considered the current situation?

Ignoring the little kids behind me, who were dragging one after another like a tug of war, grabbing my tail and pulling me hard, I walked down the street step by step with heavy footsteps, feeling more and more tangled.

Why, why did my dignified savior (pseudo) end up like this?

Hey, what are you doing? Let go, you bastard. Do you think the fur on a domain-level Hell Fighting Bear can be pulled out so easily?

Huh, stupid humans! !

And you, little brats playing tug of war, haven’t you pulled enough? This is the tail end of a domain-level master... I'll stop you. You must have forgotten the original purpose and treated me like a cow and a horse playing with a tow truck! !

After discovering this fact, I suddenly transformed into an angry Godzilla form in my heart. Breathing evil fire from my mouth, I flattened the Empire State Building with my kick.

Having said that, what kind of feud does Godzilla on TV have with the Empire State Building? Why is it always the Empire State Building that is unlucky? Is it a strange relationship similar to that in magical girl movies where octopus and tentacle monsters are bound to appear? I'm curious about this.

Wait, now is not the time to be distracted! !

Hey Hey hey! ! Haven't you had enough? You all say that there are no weird things like zippers on my back, my stomach, my neck, or the soles of my feet? Why don't you try to get under the puppet's feet and show me, you bastards! Don't crawl around on me, you bastard! This is the body of the noble future savior, you bastard! It's your duty to move to the roadside and kneel down to greet me, you bastards! ! !

I have a heavy responsibility now, you know, I am competing with the evil villain forces in a battle of wits... er, a battle of strength and courage, you know? In order to prevent Rogge’s camp from being destroyed, and to protect the peace on the upcoming God’s Birthday.

Carry out love and true justice.

Cute and charming Muppet characters.

Wu Fan!

Arleus!

We are the light music club that uses music to save the world...

Wait... wait, how did I get myself into some weird opening lines, bastard! !

Ahem, in short, the mission I am currently undertaking, even among the top leaders of the alliance, is a super-secret mission with the word "top secret" printed on it. A super-top-secret mission, as long as there is a slight oversight, the entire Dark Continent will be destroyed. Something terrible will happen like the evil organization called Frosham invading the Earth! !

If you knew this, would you still dare to stop me? Does it matter even if Kawasaki City is destroyed? ! !

"Gam~~Gam Gam~~~~"

Go, go, go, don't hinder me from maintaining world peace.

"Ah ah ah, everyone, look, Mr. Ragdoll Bear has spoken~~~"

"It's so cute, Mr. Ragdoll Bear, please say a little more, say a little more~~~"

"Be good, Mr. Ragdoll Bear, let me give you some candy~~~"

I:"……"

These little brats don't understand people at all... Oh no, they don't understand bears, you bastards!

Have fun while you're at it!

In desperation, I used the Hell Fighting Bear Sensation Artifact——

Generally, on the green spaces in parks, you can often see wooden signs saying "No entry".

"Ah~~~~"

These children were slightly startled when they saw the words on the wooden sign.

Hum, do you finally understand? Really, it took me so much effort.

While the iron was hot, the sign in his hand flashed, and a second piece appeared.

I don’t have time to play with you now, let’s talk about it next time.

Children: "..."

Hey, you were so scared that you stopped talking. Could it be that your language was too harsh? Would it be better to be gentler?

"Ah~~"

After being stunned for several seconds, a child finally made a sound that sounded like exclamation.

Then, under my unexpected gaze, those children who were dumbfounded and didn't understand suddenly surged up with joy and surrounded me one by one. The constant noise that reached my ears almost made me vomit blood.

"Ah ah ah, look, Mr. Ragdoll is doing tricks again!!"

"Where did the wooden sign come from?" (He touched my body randomly)

"Master Ragdoll Bear is so awesome, please teach me, please."

"Master Ragdoll Bear, one more, one more."

"No, Mr. Ragdoll Bear is hungry. Let's eat some candy first. Come on, ah~~~"

"Mr. Ragdoll Bear, what exactly is written on the sign? It's crooked, could it be magic?!"

"That's the word, right? The word "yes" should be written on it."

"Hmph, are you doubting my words? I have seen it from a Master Mage before, and it is similar to what Master Ragdoll Bear wrote."

“It’s amazing~~~”

"Mr. Ragdoll Bear is so powerful. Is it magic? Is it really magic?!"

I:"……"

Completely forgetting that few of these children are literate.

Qijing, Grandma of Heaven:

It seems that I have now encountered a force that is even more difficult to deal with than the Fallen Alliance, a terrible enemy called the Bear Child Party.

I tried everything I could to drive away these guys, so I had no choice but to drag my family with me, followed by dozens of noisy children, and wander along the main road of the camp. No one was wrong wherever I passed. Looking sideways, the foreign adventurers who saw this scene for the first time were even more amazed.

I don't think it's a kind of hiding in the city. Well, let's just treat it like this, I thought to myself to comfort myself.

Looking at the time, it is already noon, and the remote teleportation station has been open for two hours. Now, strange adventurers can be seen everywhere on the street. Even though these people have restrained their momentum and put on casual clothes, The sense of presence is also very strong. Look at the strutting steps and the confidence and power in his eyebrows. He doesn't look like a farmer or a herder at all.

However, I am very satisfied with being able to achieve this. Even if the alliance did not emphasize the requirements, everyone consciously hid their momentum and equipment. Compared with the situation at the martial arts tournament three years ago, wearing armor , a rude guy with a weapon on his shoulder, who doesn't know how to control his momentum, walks up and down the street, scaring the civilians so much that they dare not go out, but it is much better.

"Hey, look, what a cute stuffed bear!!"

Among these foreign adventurers, there are also women. Amazons are a bit better. They are naturally cold and cold. Most of them only worship power. For things like "cuteness", at most they just find it more pleasing to the eye. Some other female professions are not interested in cuteness. The resistance is relatively low, especially the Druid mm, who casts a particularly favorable look on it. Could it be said that like attracts like?

Soon, instead of those children, I was surrounded by female adventurers, and my chubby stuffed bear body was also submerged in the female fragrance.

"Who is in there?"

"It's so soft. Look at this softness. You're lying. How can a puppet be like this?"

"There are also fluff, with body temperature, it's almost like real things."

"Hee hee, is this really a real bear?"

"Have you ever seen a bear that looks like a ragdoll bear?"

Others refuted a certain female adventurer's incorrect guess, which is why some great people said that the truth is often held by a few people.

I:"……"

These people are adults after all, why are they still acting like children?

Hey, this Druid sister, where are your hands touching? ! There's nothing down there, you bastard! ! How could there be such a lifelike stuffed bear? Who would make something like that on a stuffed bear?

No! wrong! I'm not a stuffed bear, okay, bastard! !

And the assassin sister who is looking for the zipper on the back, I'm sorry, although I know you are very proficient in traps and other skills, and have a special hobby for hiding things, but I really don't have that thing on me, really, absolutely I’m definitely not lying to you, as countless kids can attest.

Hey, Sister Paladin, you are a Paladin after all, right? Don’t you think that as an upright and kind-hearted Paladin, it is too much to pull someone’s tail?

I...I said, this wizard mm, although you are indeed petite and exquisite, it does not mean that you can crawl on me. Are you and those naughty children at the same level of childishness? ! !

Well? This sight is...

Following a sharp line of sight, I discovered that outside the crowd, an Amazon full of wildness was staring at me unscrupulously with sharp eyes. His eyes were full of an Amazon-like "predate if you like it" attitude. Feel.

"..."

As a ruthless Amazon, don't you think your hobbies are a little... strange?

All in all, I seem to be in bigger trouble now.

But we can't go on like this.

I took a deep breath and then...

He swatted away the small hands of the female druid and female assassin who were groping around on his body, shook off the female paladin who was still interested in his tail, and at the same time, he lifted up the wizard sister sitting on his shoulders and put it down gently.

"Gamu Gamu~~~"

He snored and shook his head, his eyes falling outside to see the children who were frightened away by the enthusiasm of the female adventurers.

"Huh?"

These women were stunned for a moment, and then woke up from their frenzy.

"Ahaha, sorry, sorry, look, we scared the kids."

"Yeah, it's just like fighting for a toy with a child. I'm really embarrassed to tell you."

"But this stuffed bear is so cute."

"The cry just now was also very cute. Was it some kind of stunt? Ordinary people can't make such a sound."

"Cute Mr. Bear...or Miss Bear? Goodbye Luo."

"Next time we meet, please give me a hug."

"You are allowed to sleep in my bed." Accompanied by Jiao Didi's voice was a passionate and profound look.

"Wow, Lian Na, you are too bold. What if the person inside is a man?"

It’s not just in case, it’s just whether a man is good or not, and it’s not “inside” either. Which of your eyes has seen me wearing a stuffed bear costume?

After giving them a gentle hug and rubbing their cheeks on their bearskin, the female adventurers finally dispersed.

Letting out a breath, I exaggeratedly shook my hair and wiped my forehead, as if I was fighting a battle with an evenly matched enemy.

However, being able to get rid of these women without exposing their identity and strength is the best result. They are no better than children. If they make too much noise around them, they might attract the attention of the Fallen Alliance.

Unfortunately, before I could take a few breaths, the children who had watched the female adventurer leave until she disappeared cheered again and surrounded her again.

Only women and children are difficult to raise.

Let me take a look... If you want to take this route, first go to the North District training camp's substation. The person in charge there is an old drunkard, the most uneasy guy.

Thinking like this, I resolutely chose the direction to the North District, intending to catch some evidence of the old drunkard first... No, I wanted to supervise whether the old woman was doing her work.

"Hey, Master Xiong, this is a training camp."

The children noticed that I was going in the wrong direction, so they reminded me one after another.

"The people inside are all adventurers, super~~~level~~~~ powerful adventurers like those people just now."

"Dad said that today is the opening time for...the Legend, there will be many, many more powerful adventurers appearing, so I must not get close to this place."

"That's right, my mother told me so this morning, so if Mr. Ragdoll goes in, he will definitely get hurt."

Talking in a hurry, as if they were afraid that I didn't know, these children, each with innocent and worried eyes, looked at me, pulled me, and stopped me from "sending myself to death."

Really, if these little brats want to worry about me, they should wipe their noses dry first.

I grunted and shook my head, letting them pull me and not moving.

As if sensing my will, the children stopped moving.

"Since Mr. Ragdoll Bear is going, then I will go too."

"That's right, I swear to protect Mr. Ragdoll Bear to the death. Even if the adventurer wants to bully Mr. Ragdoll Bear, I will... even if you are the adventurer... wuwu~~~"

You see, I scared myself to tears.

Touching the children's heads, I shook my head again and put down the guys who were lying on me or pulling on my body one by one.

Then, a claw popped out with a clanking sound, drew a straight line on the ground, pointed, and made a stop gesture.

Although they were very noisy and annoying, these children were very sensible and slowly watched me leave without ever crossing the straight line on the ground.

Huhu~~~

It wasn't until the eyes behind me disappeared that I breathed a sigh of relief. Well, the annoying little things finally disappeared. Now, I, Druid Wu Fan, using this harmless appearance as a cover, am finally going to complete the task. The top secret mission assigned by Kara.

Holding a lot of candies and biscuits given by the children in my arms, I stood in the middle of the road. Under the strange eyes of several adventurers passing by, I shook my tail proudly and turned up my bear nose.

Um? There is murderous intent! !

The two eyes of hatred that had been following him since the beginning of the patrol finally revealed their ferocious fangs.

Could it be that the Fallen Alliance is finally taking action?

Are you trying to kidnap me, Rogge's number one mascot, threaten the children in the camp, and create chaos? !

Thinking of this possibility, I couldn't help but feel startled and turned around suddenly...

Rumble--Xiao Jia took steps that made the earth tremble, and his small eyes revealed the tragic gaze of a martyr, and he rushed straight towards him.

Following closely behind it was a grinning golden retriever dead dog.

They are both one of the camp mascots, and the eyes of the two (?) people clearly have the hatred of an old and lustful wife staring at a 28-year-old concubine.

I:"……"

With a "bump", I was "knocked" out by Xiao Jia in great suspense, and the candies and biscuits in my hands were scattered on the floor.

At this time, the dead dog following closely behind him suddenly jumped up high like an Olympic athlete with a flexible posture, and its mouth was like a tentacle. It collected all the candies and biscuits in the air and dropped them into the bag that had been prepared. Then, holding the bag in their mouths, and Xiao Jia, who couldn't believe that he had succeeded, they both made a provocative gesture and ran away.

The whole process seemed long, but from the time Xiao A appeared to the disappearance of the two... and two animals, it only took less than ten seconds. I felt like an old man who had been hit by a motorcycle thief while snatching his bag. , after flying out, he fell to the ground, motionless.

Damn it, damn it, if there weren't a few pedestrians around watching this scene, I would be worried that there are people from the Fallen Alliance here. Could Xiao Jia have knocked me away just now? I'll slap it back to Harrogath! !

It's just pets and dry food reserves, but you are so arrogant. Just wait and see, you two will feel better after this mission.

After confirming that there was no one around, I dusted myself off, walked in the direction where the two animals were fleeing, looked at them bitterly, and then turned around and left.

This is the distribution array at the North District training camp playground.

In order to avoid the recurrence of the incident where I was surrounded by female adventurers just now, and to worry about whether the adventurers who walked out might be from the Fallen Alliance, I just chose a location with a good view and monitored the playground from a distance. Every move of the side.

The soldiers and mages are all performing their tasks well.

The entire sub-teleport station is in order, with no trace of chaos.

very good. Everyone is working hard.

I nodded happily, pulled out a table, made a cup of tea, sat cross-legged on the floor, and drank it peacefully.

Finally I can take a breath...

What a bastard, where is the old drunkard? !

I shook the tea table in front of me and roared.

As expected by Akara, this guy went to be lazy whenever he had the chance. Hehehe, look at me if I don’t tell Akara this time. You’re done, old drunkard. You’ll be imprisoned on God’s birthday. Get into a cage and parade around the streets! !

"Hey, let me tell you, brat, what are you doing here?" A voice came from behind without warning.

What else can I do, spy on that bastard old drunkard, seize her, and file a complaint with Akala. Hey, she’s not dead this time! !

I subconsciously raised the sign towards the back, and even the sinister laughter in my mind was expressed on it.

Holy shit! who? !

As soon as I finished speaking, I reacted and quickly turned around and put on a defensive posture.

In fact, there is no need to guess. There is only one person in the entire Rogge camp who can approach me quietly in my Hell Fighting Bear posture.

"Oh, so that's it. You want to catch me." Behind him, the old drunkard gnawed on the biscuits and took a sip of wine while saying in an indifferent voice.

When did you discover me?

I raised the wooden sign again, took a step back, and became alert.

“It starts from the moment you step into the North End.”

I:"……"

"Oh my, what a spectacular scene. My whole body was knocked away. I thought our savior was about to pass away. I even thought about the eulogy."

After nibbling on the cookies, he threw a peeled candy into his mouth like a peanut, and the old drunkard said with a teasing smile.

Humph, I was just for the sake of the alliance, enduring the humiliation.

After swiping the second wooden sign and throwing it away, I raised the new one again and puffed up my chest proudly.

"It's so great, so amazing."

The old drunkard wanted to clap his hands, but stopped after looking at the cookies and candies in his arms.

These things...where did you come from?

I raised the sign questioningly, but the answer was already obvious...

"Oh, are you talking about these candies and biscuits? Really, I'm afraid you won't believe it. When I came back just now, I saw a package hanging around a dog's neck. I don't know which naughty one it was. The child bullied it like this, so I kindly helped it take it out. Unexpectedly, good people are rewarded, and it was filled with all these delicious food. You think it’s amazing, hahahaha~~~~"

I:"……"

If you tell lies with your eyes open and you have arms and legs and put on clothes, you will be what you look like now as an old drunkard.

But that's fine, at least let that dead dog understand the principle that evil is rewarded with evil, and go back and recite this sentence to me ten thousand times: the mantis stalks the cicada and the oriole leaves behind.

Now, it seems that I can consider telling this old drunkard what it means to lose money and return it to its original owner~~

As if he had read through my thoughts, the old drunkard swallowed the candy in his mouth with a slurp. His eyes, which were still smiling, flashed a light that was Rogge's second stingiest.

Suddenly, the air between the two of us became extremely dangerous...

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Alas, my *** results are still a bit low, and this month’s game novels are particularly impressive. Xiao Qi has now been squeezed out of the top ten in the same category, woo hoo~~~~