Chapter 1010: Don’t Play Mahjong with the Prophet

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"Asshole, I just wanted to set an example for you. Do you think it's really that easy to lose? After all, I'm also the founder of mahjong, hahahaha~~~~~~~"

In the end, in the face of so many taunts and laughter, I could only keep making weak ***.

hateful.

"It's all because of you. You got too close and the bad luck affected me."

Swallowing tears of regret, I turned around, made a drill with both fists, and held Feini's temple between them and kept drilling.

"Uu~~meow~~~, I'm sorry, cousin, meow~~~"

Fini, who was well aware of her fate as a tragic emperor, screamed for mercy without any explanation.

"Ahem, in short, everyone has seen the explanation and the demonstration. Even if there is something wrong, they are still at the same level. This kind of competition is fair."

"Is the competition fair? Brother Fan, you have a lot more time than us." The Gorilla was resurrected at some point and shouted loudly in the crowd.

"No, no, no, Boss Fan's level is nothing to worry about."

Malagby whispered in a voice that could be heard by everyone.

"So that's the case, because brother Fan is an idiot, hahaha~~~~~~~" Gao Te seemed to have finally realized this huge secret, and laughed boldly.

"That's right. Because Boss Fan is an idiot, there's no need to take him into consideration." Malagby followed suit, putting his hands on his hips in an exaggerated manner, raising his head and letting out a giggle.

"Multiple Firestorms!"

With a "boom", two more humanoid pieces of charcoal appeared on the ground and slowly fell to the ground.

These bastards, because they are all acquaintances and know each other well, do they not intend to take my dignity as an elder at all? I glared fiercely at the other guys who were snickering, and I looked helpless.

"Ahem, let me talk about the rules of the game first."

After disposing of the two pieces of black coal, I turned around and glanced at the adventurers present. I counted the number of people...

"Cousin meow, not counting you, Vilas and the others, there are 24 people in total, meow."

Feini acted like the dog-headed military counselor and said as if she wanted to take credit without waiting for me to finish counting.

"Is that so..." I lowered my head and started thinking.

"24 people are randomly divided into 6 groups, and 2 people compete for each group. Then they are randomly divided into 3 groups, and 2 people compete for each group. In this way, there will be 6 people in the end."

Under everyone's attentive gaze, I said slowly.

"The last 6 people who competed will compete with the seed players, Vilas, Sarah, Linya, Little Jasmine, and Siluth Ekolu, to see which one is eliminated first. No matter who wins."

"It's not fair. Why do we need to set up seeded players so that everyone can be on the same level?" Someone started to get angry.

"We only have six girls here, and you have twenty-four adventurers. Do you want to bully them?" I glared and my voice weakened.

"Besides, who made the food you have been eating these two days? If they go on strike, you won't even be qualified to compete."

After these words fell, there was no more screams from the crowd.

"Dean Wu, what about you? Why don't you join in and join in the fun?" Oscar's guy yelled in a rough voice among the crowd.

"Me? I'm not at the same level as you, so forget it."

I originally thought that if I told such a big truth, I would be ridiculed again by those guys who only know envy, jealousy and hatred, but I didn't expect that it would be seconded and approved by everyone.

"Yes, they are indeed not on the same level."

"Even if you come forward shamelessly, there's no point in winning."

From the crowd, there were comments like this that made me feel slightly uncomfortable. Did these guys misunderstand something? What I mean is that your strength is not on the same level as mine. Really? Do you understand me?

For the program on God’s birthday, I had already asked the Mages Guild to produce dozens of pairs of mahjong, so it was no problem to cope with this competition. As soon as the table was set up and the mahjong pieces were laid out, the huge open space in front of my house immediately started to crackle. The crowd became loud.

"Xi Lusi, Aikolu~~~~"

Seeing that everyone spontaneously drew lots and sat down to play in groups of four, I nodded and quietly called my two precious daughters to me.

"It's up to you later to get rid of all those guys who have made our family a mess."

I put the knife across my neck and said to them with a smile.

Vilas is unreliable. She is too kind and is not suitable for playing mahjong. Sarah's mind-reading ability can easily see what the other person is thinking. Linya and Princess Sanwu are smart, so the three of them have different skills. Not bad, but even so, it is not safe. With Xilusi and Aikelu, it is foolproof.

That's right, when the two little princesses sat at the same table, the beginners in front of them could never hope to beat them.

"Leave it to me and Xi Lusi, hehe." Aikelu patted her chest confidently.

"Syluth, listen to daddy." The shy sister glanced at me and nodded firmly.

Ji~~~~~~~~

Then, the two little princesses looked at me with fixed eyes, and their moist and bright eyes clearly revealed a message of asking me for a reward.

"There's really nothing I can do against you." After looking around, I kissed them both on their fragrant faces.

"Dad, you are stingy." Aikelu wrinkled her nose at me.

“Uh-huh~~~”

Silos clenched her two small fists nervously, with a hint of disappointment in her shyness.

I ran away.

After taking a look around, there was the crackling sound of mahjong everywhere, occasionally mixed with the screams of the guy who made a mistake, or the proud laughter of the guy who got a good card. Everyone was a beginner, and the speed of playing cards was relatively slow. The way he stared at the trump cards in his hand attentively seemed as if every card contained some unknown secret.

I didn't think the top six could be determined in a short while, so I felt bored.

Anyway, there is still mahjong left, so let’s open a *** VIP table, and let me, an unparalleled man in the country, teach these guys how to play mahjong.

I did what came to mind, and I glanced around, looking for anyone who was free.

Vilas...well, forget it, do I look like the kind of villain who bullies kind girls?

Sarah...it's even worse to bully Loli.

Linya and Princess Sanwu...the challenge is a bit more difficult, so let's give up.

The pair of black and white Lolita-style dresses, pure and cute little princesses who seem to be easy to deal with... Don't be deceived by your own eyes, they are the final bosses in cute skins. In front of the twins' spiritual connection, even if they are A man who is unparalleled in his country must be willing to be inferior.

Finally, there is Aunt Lisa...well, I always feel that it is very dangerous, maybe it is to hide the boss or something, or forget it.

at last……

Me, Gott, who was resurrected at some point, Malagby, and Feeny gathered together at a table.

Huhuhu~~~~~

A gust of cold wind blew past the four dull faces in the southeast, northwest and northwest.

Why... why did the ridiculous thought "Maybe this table is the best combination in the world" suddenly pop up in my mind? I am a man who is known as an unparalleled scholar in the country. How can I be compared with the three idiots + tragedy in front of me?

Wu Fan, you have to hold back and not complain about yourself! !

"Always felt……"

Gott was shaking with a pale face and his eyes were dull.

"I always feel like there are a lot of pity looks from around me. Is it my imagination?"

"I feel it too, and these eyes seem to be saying happily: You have finally found a suitable destination." Malagbi's face was like a dead fish, not much better than Gott.

"Meow, I have never played a bad game so far, and suddenly I feel like I might be able to open the record this time, meow."

When it comes to Feini, she is very optimistic, and the cute and strong smile on her face makes people feel touched and loving.

"Forget it, it's better than waiting to be bored. Just be grateful. You guys, I, a man with no equal in the country, deigned to come and play cards with you."

Muttering reluctantly, the four of them played cards.

"Our table doesn't need to be eliminated to advance, so what should we do?" Gott asked suddenly, unable to tell that this orangutan was quite adventurous in gambling.

"Since the Gothic Gorilla brought it up, let me explain it."

"Please call me Knight Gaut." Gaut looked ***.

"Okay, how about calling it Gorilla Knight as a compromise?"

"Hey, can this kind of thing still be compromised?"

"Why not? Look, I called you Gort Gorilla, and you said you were Gort Knight. If you divide the two names, you can remove the same two words, Gort, and you will be left with Gort Knight."

"It seems to make sense, but something seems wrong." Gott pinched his chin and pondered.

"You can't even do division, pfffft, you can't, are you really an idiot?" I laughed.

"Who...who said that? Of course I know. I've known this kind of thing for a long time. You're right. My real name is Gorilla Knight. I'm lucky you could guess it. Hahahaha~~~~ ~~"

Gott laughed in a panic.

Malagby: "..."

Feini: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Sister Lina covered her face.

"Okay, following on from the topic just now, this stupid orangutan actually brought it up, so let's make some exciting bets."

"I***!" Gott raised his hand.

"I don't know what happened, but it seems that something has been ignored. It seems that something that was just discussed has been ignored."

"***invalid."

I turned my head and said to the three of them word by word.

"Since you want to play, let's play something more exciting - strip mahjong!!"

"What?!" The three girls were shocked.

"It's very simple. The loser takes off one piece of clothing, that's it."

I shook my finger and said, since we are all men anyway, we don’t have to mind taking off our clothes or anything...

"Cousin meow~~~~~~"

As if she was afraid that I would forcibly take off her clothes, Fini's two little hands tightly grasped the ribbon tied in a bow-like shape on her chest to tie it. She shrank her petite body and looked at me with tearful and pitiful eyes.

"..."

I almost forgot, there is a transvestite here...

"Elder Fan...Elder Fan, even if you are Feini's cousin, I cannot...allow you to bully Ms. Feini like this!!"

Fanny's fan, who came from nowhere, said to me with blazing anger in his eyes.

I said, before making such a stern words, wouldn't it be better to wipe the nosebleeds from your face first?

"Asshole, this is a rare opportunity!!"

Before I could say anything, this fan was hit in the face with a sharp punch by another fan and knocked to the ground.

"Shut up, a beast like you is not qualified to follow Lady Feini."

The third fan followed and knocked down the second fan.

"What's wrong with men having sex? Don't tell me you haven't fantasized about doing that kind of thing with Lady Feeney!!"

fourth place……

"Those who blaspheme Lady Feeney must die!"

"I really want to see it, I really want to see the half-undressed look when Lady Feini takes off her clothes shyly, oh oh oh oh, nosebleeds just thinking about it, no one can stop my a**!! "

Unknowingly, all of Feeney's fans arrived and divided into two groups to fight with each other.

"You guys are so noisy. If you want to call me, get away!!!"

Sister Lina threw a fireball in anger, and there was a loud explosion. Feini's fans, with a strong resentment that could not be dispelled, finally looked at Feini with hungry eyes, and then burst into flames. Fly out.

"So that's it."

I don't know why, I don't know why at all, Gaut seemed to know something, and suddenly stood up proudly, pulling his chest to both sides, revealing his strong muscles.

"Why is it so troublesome to take off your clothes? Running naked is my strength..."

As a result, Sister Lina, who was still angry, waved her hand, and Gott was also blown away.

"What should I do? We are missing someone."

Feini seemed to be relieved, and the little hand holding her chest relaxed.

"It doesn't matter, it's up to me."

Looking around, my eyes caught a certain swaggering golden figure.

"that……"

Malagby raised his hands in a low voice.

"Could it be that... we want to play mahjong with a dog?" His dull eyes fell on the dead dog shaking its head arrogantly.

Leona: "Gaoh, gaoh~~~" (Stupid human, do you dare to underestimate this princess?!)

"Look, it's calling you a stupid human being."

"No, you're the one scolding me. It's obviously you who's scolding me."

I:"……"

Why is it that no one wants to believe me even though I tell the truth?

"In short, let's not talk about anything else, how does it draw cards..."

Before he finished speaking, Malagby showed a ghostly look on his face. He saw the dead dog stretched out its furry paws, put it lightly on the cards, and easily "sucked" the four cards with one lift. got up.

"I... I must have not slept well last night and my eyesight is dazzled." He began to blink desperately.

"What a lack of dreams."

"No, anyone would be surprised to see such a strange thing."

"Are you insulting the intelligence of more than a billion viewers around the world? Asshole!!"

"No, that's not what I meant. There's so much to say. [Beep] Who is Meng, you bastard!!"

After a meaningless quarrel, Malagby finally succumbed to the fact of playing mahjong with a dog. As for Finny, when she was the predecessor Phoenix, she had already seen the ability of a dead dog, so Seeing her again, she was already quite calm, and even regarded the dead dog as a powerful enemy.

Games start!

The bookmaker is Malagby.

"middle."

"Ga oh. (This princess touches!!)"

In Malagby's disbelieving eyes, the dead dog touched his first card.

The game continues.

"Three."

"Oh!! (This princess is crazy)"

Oops, Malagby is firing.

"No no no no----------!!!"

Malagubi was stunned for a moment, and then immediately let out a miserable cry.

"I actually lost to a dog, I actually lost to a dog..."

After banging his head against a nearby big tree for more than ten minutes, Malagubi regained his composure, took off his coat, and threw it to the ground, his eyes burning with fighting spirit.

second round!

"What a fool, haha~~~~" Malagbi danced and looked at me.

"It's just starting to warm up. Look how proud you are."

I glanced at Malagby rather disdainfully. Such a happy guy usually loses everything in the end.

"Stop talking nonsense, take off quickly." Malagbi, who was practicing for the first time, couldn't wait to enjoy the results of the battle.

"Today's children..."

I shook my head and took off one piece of my cloak.

Why do you need to specify that it means "taking off one piece"? Because there are still many things worn inside.

Seeing me taking off a cloak and still wearing a cloak underneath, Malagbi spurted out a mouthful of blood.

"Boss Fan, are you cheating?" He pointed at me angrily.

"Who said that? I usually dress like this. Otherwise, do you think why every adventurer wears a cloak, but I am only called the cloaked man?"

With a superior gaze, I looked down at Malagbi, who was waving his teeth and claws like an ant at his feet. I made a disdainful snort, shook my index finger at him, and spat softly.

"Not all milk is called Deluxe."

"Asshole, if that's the case, then I want it too." Malagby screamed strangely, quickly put on all his paladin outfit, and turned into an iron knight in the blink of an eye.

"That's what you call cheating." There was a black line on my face.

"No, for me, this is a battlefield, so wearing equipment is a must."

Malagby was clever for once and found a reasonable excuse. Seeing that no one objected, I shrugged helplessly.

Forget it, I still have eight layers of cloak anyway, including the scarves and gloves that Veras and the others knitted for me, so who is afraid of whom?

The third round...

"Hu!!"

My eyes lit up, and I caught Feini's out card in the palm of my hand.

Hum, although it is not the unparalleled national talent, a good start is still necessary.

"Meow~~~"

Fini lowered her head in frustration, thought for a moment, and took off a ribbon from the maid's uniform.

I'll just go for it, is that okay? ! !

Malagby and I stared at Fini with our mouths open. In order to attract customers, the owner of the Green Forest Bar made Fini a gorgeous maid uniform. The exquisite lace dress has four limbs, waist, back, and long Her hair was tied with fluttering ribbons, and embellished with a large number of small ornaments, including bracelets, anklets, and the cat-neck bells I forced her to wear when she was in the Fortress of Demons, so that she could barely walk. It will make a pleasant sound of tinkling tinkling.

From this point of view, maybe Feini can be regarded as "fully armed".

Round 4! !

"Gah!!"

Suddenly, the dead dog who touched a card barked happily.

***?

In a flash of lightning, Malagby and I looked into each other's eyes and reached a unanimous consensus.

We can't let this dead dog continue to be arrogant.

Then in the next moment, Malagby, who was sitting in the dead dog's house, made a silent move with his hand and stole a card from the dead dog. Then he reached under the table, flicked his wrist, and passed it to my right hand in the last house. Up, he flicked his right hand and threw it accurately into the cuff of his left hand, then held his own cards and acted as if nothing had happened.

I always feel...it's so empty to do this kind of thing, why do we have to cheat on a dog.

The series of movements were silent and completed in one go. In addition, the dead dog's small eyes were blocked by many golden hairs. He did not notice the little movements of Malagby and I at all, so he played the cards proudly.

"Fake peace, fake peace."

Malagby gloated and danced.

"Gah!!!!"

The dead dog humanely opened its own dog eyes, let out a shocking scream, and then cast its suspicious eyes on Malagby. Obviously, it suspected that the other party was up to something, and it seemed that it would not be so easy next time. It's a small move.

But the next question arises, how can a dead dog be considered free?

As we watched, the dead dog squeaked triumphantly and plucked out a Pekinese curly hair from its body. It held the fine golden curly hair in its paws and put it in front of its mouth. A gentle blow, full of provocation.

Looking at the dead dog covered with fur, Malagbi and I fell to the ground.

There is a mountain high, and it turns out that the most shameless one is this Pekingese! !

"Oh my, everyone seems to be playing some interesting game. Can I, old lady, see it too?"

When things were getting really hot, Akara came unexpectedly, followed by Lena and White Wolf. This damn girl, since she came to the camp, has been following Lena with a cold face, like a personal bodyguard. As if, I was wary of any man kidnapping his baby sister, so I didn't even have a chance to talk to Lena.

"Oh, is it mahjong?"

When the great elder of the alliance came, naturally no one dared not to show off their face. Everyone greeted him respectfully, letting Akala see the game we were playing.

Soon, Akara understood the rules and gameplay. After pondering for a moment, she suddenly turned around and smiled kindly at Lena behind her.

"Lena, this is a game invented by Wu, why don't you give it a try?"

"this……"

Akara is indeed an old fox who knows how to grasp the weaknesses of human nature. Lena, who originally had no interest in this kind of gambling game, was obviously attracted by the words "Game invented by Wu" and hesitated.

"It takes four people to play..."

"It's okay, it's okay, just find three more."

Akara smiled and nodded, not knowing how to pass on the order. After a while, three women in simple nun robes came from a distance. Judging from their appearance and aura, they turned out to be the mysterious prophets!

So, together with Lena, four prophets formed another table next to us. After understanding the rules and gameplay, we started the game.

"Well, cousin meow..."

After a moment, Feini played the cards in her hand stiffly like a rusty robot.

"Is...what's wrong? My dear cousin."

With the same stiff movements, he reached out tremblingly to hold a card in his palm, and then there was a click, as if the electricity was cut off, and the hand could not move for a long time.

The pressure was so intense that the three of us and the dog could hardly breathe.

It was as if they were in a space where the air was solidified. Every movement required tens of millions of times more strength and will than usual. In just a moment, everyone was sweating like rain and letting out overwhelmed screams.

This extremely heavy pressure came from the prophet's table less than five meters away from us.

"It seems that this round will be a draw again."

A prophetic nun with an older voice gently put down the trump card in her hand and said to the other three people with a smile.

The other two prophets also reacted in a moment, smiling and nodding.

Lena, on the other hand, closed her eyes and pondered for a while before opening her eyes and revealing a peaceful smile that made people feel relaxed and happy.

"It seems that I still have a lot to learn."

"Where, Sister Lena's progress has already stunned us..."

They put down the cards in their hands and when they said these words, there were only a dozen cards in the center of the card table, and nearly four-fifths of the trump cards were still neatly stacked and untouched.

Prick...prick...

The invisible pressure coming from there was like a compressor, compressing the figure of three people and one dog on our side smaller and smaller. The friendly conversation was more like a thousand arrows piercing the heart, shooting us completely. .

"Cousin...cousin meow~~~~"

The ground seemed to suddenly shake, and Fini let out a scream. Malaguby, who was wearing armor, even hid under the table in shame, not daring to see anyone.

Looking back, we can see that the position of Lena's table seems to rise up from the ground in our eyes, forming a cylindrical platform that continues to rise, reaching into the sky.

Four dazzling golden characters flashed past the towering platform pillars, illuminating the gloomy sky into bright lights. If you squinted your eyes and took a closer look, it was clearly engraved on them -

Sparrow gods fight for hegemony! !

The ground is still shaking violently, and the column is still rising, no... it's not right! !

It was the ground we were on that began to descend, at a terrifying speed of losing gravity, as if we were on an elevator that went straight to the abyss of the earth, descending into the bottomless hell. The surroundings became dark, and the only sky above our heads gradually became... The white spots disappear.

With a click, a tattered wooden plaque that was originally hanging somewhere fell from the top of my head and hit my head. When I picked it up and looked at it, I saw a line of small tadpole characters crookedly written on it.

The never-ending mahjong parlor for kindergarten classes.

I:"……"

Feini: "..."

Dead dog: "..."

Malagby: "..."

Oh oh oh oh, this is definitely not true, asshole! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Are we just kindergarten level? !

And it’s still never-ending! !

Could it be that even the possibility of promotion has been rejected? ! !

"It seems that this game called Mahjong is a good training game for prophets." Akara, who was standing not far away and watching this scene with a smile, said to himself.

…

In the evening, just before the sun set, the mahjong game that lasted for a full day finally came to an end.

After the six players are decided, the final winning and losing match is conducted in a 2vs2 mode. That is to say, there are two people on our side and two people on the opposite side. Whoever loses will leave and be replaced by the next one, until the opponent only has two players. If there is only one person left and no one can take over the position, the player loses.

This kind of rule was made entirely to give full play to the strength of Xilusi and Aikelu. In the end, the two of them defeated the other five people, and the last remaining person could only breathe, and the chips they won piled up in their hands. , as the relay team members, Vilas, Sarah, Linya and Princess Sanwu had no chance to appear...