My Amazing WeChat Is Connected to the Three Realms

Chapter 3735 This Little Brother Is so Good!

"Oh?" Zhen Yuanzi narrowed his eyes, looked at Lin Hai, and said in surprise.

"You know, where did this cigarette come from?"

Lin Hai smiled faintly, feeling a little proud in his heart.

You're so cute, my brother thought you were so noble and arrogant.

After a long time of fussing, you just gave up on a cigarette?

Since you are good at this, it will be easy to handle.

Lin Hai raised his fist towards Zhen Yuanzi and said calmly.

"To be honest, senior, I got this cigarette from a secret place."

"The cigarettes smoked by everyone in heaven are all provided by me."

"As long as I want, I can fill the sky with gods and Buddhas and smoke cigarettes every day."

"Of course, we can also make everyone never smoke again!"

Although Lin Hai's voice was not loud, it revealed a domineering air.

How could Zhen Yuanzi not know the meaning behind his words?

Obviously, Lin Hai was telling him.

No matter who it is, he has to nod if he wants to smoke.

If you offend him, you won't be able to smoke anymore.

Zhen Yuanzi frowned, his face full of displeasure, and he criticized Lin Hai.

"I'm not talking about you, you are Wukong's brother, and Wukong is my sworn brother."

"You follow Wukong and just call me big brother. What do you call me senior?"

"Isn't this obviously out of line?"

"Remember, from now on you will call me brother, and you are not allowed to call me senior again."

"Otherwise, I won't be happy!"

puff!

Damn it!

Lin Hai was so shocked by Zhen Yuanzi's words that he almost fell down, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

Nima, where is your face?

After all, he is the ancestor of the earthly immortals, can he have some moral integrity?

Just now, why didn't he let the awesome guy coax him or let him get close to him?

Why did it change in the blink of an eye?

However, what Lin Hai wanted was this effect, so of course he had to climb along if he was given a pole.

He quickly apologized and apologized to Zhen Yuanzi.

"My bad, my bad!"

"The elder brother is right to criticize, and the younger brother has taken note of it."

Buzz!

After Lin Hai finished speaking, he took out a box of Zhonghua cigarettes and handed them to Zhen Yuanzi with both hands.

"Brother, as an apology, I would like to accept this box of Zhonghua cigarettes."

Zhen Yuanzi's eyes suddenly shone brightly, and his heart beat wildly.

Damn it, it’s just a box, this guy thinks it’s worth it!

You know, after attending the Queen Mother's birthday banquet, he begged the Queen Mother for a long time, but only took away three packages.

As a result, now, Lin Hai casually gave him a box, how could he not be excited.

This happiness came too suddenly.

"Ahem!" Zhen Yuanzi suppressed the ecstasy in his heart and said seriously with a straight face.

"Third brother, I will accept your cigarette."

"But you have to make it clear, brother is not coveting your cigarettes."

"It's about giving you a memory, do you understand?"

"I understand, understand!" Lin Hai nodded repeatedly, how could he not understand.

Don't you just want benefits and show off?

Brother, just cooperate with you.

"Yeah, just understand." Zhen Yuanzi put the cigarette into Qiankun's sleeve without leaving any trace.

Then, he said towards Lin Haida.

"By the way, you just said, what do you want from me?"

Lin Hai was overjoyed that Zhen Yuanzi had taken advantage of him and finally got to the point.

"Brother, I want to find Kong Xuan."

"But I don't know the dojo of Saint Zhunti."

"So, I want to ask my eldest brother for directions."

Zhen Yuanzi clasped his hands behind his back, frowned slightly, nodded, and sighed.

"How can it be so easy to find Saint Zhunti's dojo?"

Lin Hai was stunned for a moment, then quickly took out another box of cigarettes and handed them over.

"Brother, I have to ask you to put some thought into this."

"I know this must be very taxing and tiring."

"So, take this box of cigarettes to refresh yourself."

"It must be accepted, otherwise we will not consider this brother!"

Lin Hai looked determined and said to Zhen Yuanzi.

Zhen Yuanzi's eyes suddenly lit up and he looked at Lin Hai with admiration in his eyes.

This little guy is so good!

Not bad, I like it!

Zhen Yuanzi clasped his hands behind his back, looked at the sky, and sighed.

"You're really right."

"This matter is really taxing on the brain and physical strength."

"It's really hard not to smoke a little to cheer up."

"Okay, if that's the case, then I'll accept it reluctantly."

Zhen Yuanzi also put away the box of cigarettes.

"The dojo of Saint Zhunti is erratic in the three realms."

"Ordinary people can't be found at all."

"You two wait a moment, I will deduce it."

Zhen Yuanzi also knew that it would be shameless to refuse to work after accepting two boxes of cigarettes from Lin Hai.

He quickly ordered the clear breeze and bright moon to be placed on the incense stand.

Zhen Yuanzi held a fly whisk and walked to the incense stand with his head held high.

Buddha shook his head, muttered some words, and began to deduce.

Lin Hai stood aside, looking a little confused.

The methods used to suppress Yuanzi are similar to those of Taoist priests in the mortal world.

Do you have to set up the incense stand and recite the incantation?

It stands to reason that these powerful people can't just make a few calculations, right?

Lin Hai looked at Sun Wukong in confusion.

If he hadn't been sure that the man in front of him was Zhen Yuanzi, Lin Hai would have regarded him as a liar.

Sun Wukong smiled, pulled Lin Hai aside and said.

"Second brother, you don't know something."

"The saint's dojo is the existence that shields the secrets of heaven."

"Without deduction, it would be impossible to find traces of it."

"Among the three realms, there are only a few people who have such means."

"Brother Zhen Yuanzi, I don't know how long the deduction will last. Let's go and find something to eat."

After saying that, Sun Wukong took Lin Hai and flew straight to the ginseng fruit tree.

"Damn it, Brother Monkey, are you going to eat ginseng fruit secretly?"

Lin Hai was startled when he arrived under the ginseng fruit tree.

If he secretly eats ginseng fruit and offends Zhen Yuanzi, what will happen next?

Sun Wukong tilted his head, smiled and said.

"What are you talking about, second brother? How can this be called stealing?"

After saying that, Sun Wukong suddenly shouted loudly.

"Brother Zhen Yuanzi, my old grandson and brother Lin Haixian are a little thirsty."

"Is it okay with you to pick two ginseng fruits and eat them?"

After waiting for about a minute, Zhen Yuanzi did not respond, and Sun Wukong shouted again.

"Brother Zhen Yuanzi, please speak."

"If you don't say anything, I, Old Sun, will take it as your acquiescence!"

After waiting for another minute or so, no one spoke yet, so Sun Wukong laughed.

"Brother Zhen Yuanzi, thank you very much!"

"Then I, Old Sun, and Brother Lin Hai are welcome."

After saying that, Sun Wukong jumped up to the ginseng fruit tree.

He stretched out his hand, picked off two ginseng fruits, threw one to Lin Hai, and took one for himself.

Lin Hai quickly caught it, fearing that the ginseng fruit would fall to the ground.

Having read Journey to the West, he knew that the ginseng fruit would disappear as soon as it fell to the ground.

"Second brother, eat quickly, eat quickly!"

Sun Wukong urged Lin Hai while chewing the ginseng fruit.

Lin Hai held the ginseng fruit and hesitated.

"Eat, hurry, hurry!" Sun Wukong urged again.

Lin Hai thought for a while and suddenly said.

"Brother Monkey, you asked Zhen Yuanzi just now, but he never agreed."

"If we just eat like this, will he be unhappy?"

Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, then tilted his head and laughed.

"Second brother, Zhen Yuanzi wanted to agree, but he couldn't agree, hahaha!"

ah?

Lin Hai looked confused, looked at Sun Wukong in shock, and said.

"What do you mean, Brother Monkey?"

Sun Wukong swallowed the ginseng fruit in one mouthful and laughed.

"Second brother, I don't know something. When Zhen Yuanzi deduce the sage's dojo, he must concentrate and block the six senses."

"His ears can't hear at all now, ahahahaha, ahahahaha!"

After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he fell to the ground and rolled with laughter.

Lin Hai's face darkened and he was dumbfounded on the spot. Damn, after all, this is still a steal!

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