Chapter 3746 The Dusky Crow on the Old Tree with Dead Vine

Lin Hai was surprised when Taoist Zhunti looked over.

Lin Hai raised his head and met Taoist Zhunti's eyes, and his eyes suddenly shivered.

Damn it, how do I feel that Taoist Zhunti has evil intentions?

This smile is even more vulgar than Nima Ahua!

"Hehehe, Lin Hai, right?"

Lin Hai suddenly looked wary and nodded dully.

"Back to the saint, this junior is Lin Hai."

"Yeah!" Taoist Zhunti kicked Sun Wukong away and got up from the ground.

Looking at Lin Hai, he smiled brightly.

It wasn't until Lin Hai was laughing so hard that he was able to speak seriously with his hands behind his back.

"Young man, I see that your bones are unique and rare..."

"Stop!" Lin Hai quickly stretched out his hand to interrupt Taoist Zhunti's words.

Then, he slowly but firmly shook his head and said sadly.

"I will not buy your Tathagata Palm!"

"Your style is outdated!"

"Oh?" Taoist Zhunti raised his eyebrows, "Now, what should I say?"

Lin Hai suddenly raised his neck and showed a confident smile, his face full of contentment.

"Of course I want to say, Oh Maiga, this Tathagata Palm is so amazing, isn't it?"

"I can't restrain my little impulse!"

"Babies in the live broadcast room, buy it, buy it!"

As Lin Hai spoke, he took out his mobile phone and made an exaggerated expression on it.

The Taoist Zhunti and Sun Wukong on the side were all confused?

"Hozen, is he crazy?"

Sun Wukong shook his head and said in an extremely sure tone.

"Master, he is not crazy, he is stupid."

"Ahem!" Lin Hai put away the phone without leaving a trace, looked at Taoist Zhunti, and said without blushing.

"This is a magical skill that can captivate the hearts of thousands of people."

"If a saint can learn its essence, I'm sure he can make money faster than you can through deception."

Saint Zhunti nodded dubiously and nodded towards Lin Hai.

"Little brother, I benefited a lot from the sexy operation just now."

"I suddenly realized that you are destined to the West!"

puff!

piss off!

Lin Hai heard this and quickly interrupted Saint Zhunti's words, shaking his head repeatedly.

"Sage, you are mistaken."

"I have thick hair and was not born bald."

Just kidding, how could Lin Hai be insensitive to such a familiar line?

When I first watched Fengshen Yanyi, Lin Hai had two lines that impressed me deeply.

One is Taoist friend Shen Gongbao, please stay, and the other is Taoist Zhunti. You have a destiny with our Western religion.

These two sentences can be called the most powerful spells in Fengshen Romance.

Nothing about innate spiritual treasures or acquired treasures is as awesome as these two sentences.

As soon as Shen Gongbao opens his mouth, no matter how powerful you are, you will definitely be on the list of gods.

As soon as Zhunti Taoist opens his mouth, no matter whether you are secular or Taoist, you will become bald!

"Ahem, just because you're not bald for now, doesn't mean you won't be bald forever!" Sage Zhunti didn't give up.

Lin Hai directly pulled Sun Wukong over and said in Sun Wukong's ear.

"Brother Monkey, let's get down to business and leave as soon as you're done."

"If we stay any longer, I'm afraid we'll both become bald."

Sun Wukong nodded and patted Lin Hai's shoulder comfortingly.

"Well, I know, I know."

"My grandson, let me ask you this question!"

After saying that, Sun Wukong smiled, jumped in front of Taoist Zhunti, tilted his head and asked.

"Master, I have a favor to ask."

Saint Zhunti glanced at Sun Wukong and said calmly.

"I told you, I'm not your master."

Sun Wukong ignored these words and continued.

"Master, where is your mount, Kong Xuan?"

Saint Zhunti raised his head and said, "I told you, I am not your master."

"I know, I know, please master, tell me where Kong Xuan is?" Sun Wukong asked eagerly.

"You hozen, I'm not your master!"

"Your master is Patriarch Bodhi, and I am Saint Chunti!" Saint Chunti became a little impatient.

"Huh?" Sun Wukong was stunned when he heard this, and asked in shock.

"Aren't Patriarch Bodhi and Saint Zhunti both your master?"

Saint Zhunti sneered, shook his head, looked at Sun Wukong and said contemptuously.

"Innocent!"

"You hozen, you are so naive!"

Sun Wukong suddenly became anxious, grabbed the arm of Saint Zhunti, and asked anxiously.

"Then, why does my master look exactly like you?"

Saint Zhunti shook Sun Wukong away with a flick of his sleeve and said majestically.

"The time has not come yet, why do you need to ask more?"

"When you can know it, you will know it naturally."

Sun Wukong scratched his face anxiously and wanted to ask again, but saw Saint Zhunti closing his eyes.

Obviously, I don’t want to answer this question.

Lin Hai was also confused.

What's the situation? Patriarch Bodhi and Saint Chunti are not the same person?

"Sage Zhunti, I have something important to do with Kong Xuan."

"I would also like to ask the saint to make it convenient for Kong Xuan to come out and meet him!"

Lin Hai cupped his fists towards Taoist Zhunti and solemnly pleaded.

Saint Zhunti took a deep look at Lin Hai and said with a smile.

"Little friend Lin Hai, you and I, the West, are really destined."

Lin Hai rolled his eyes and was speechless.

He could see that this Zhunti Saint's cliff was intentional.

If he didn't agree to join his Western religion, he wouldn't let him see Kong Xuan.

"It's fate, it's fate. If you say it's fate, then it's fate, okay?"

Lin Hai said angrily.

Taoist Zhunti suddenly showed a smile of success and laughed.

"Little friend Lin Hai, don't be so reluctant!"

"The fate is so wonderful."

"One day, you will understand."

"By the way, you want to see Kong Xuan, right? I'll take you there."

After saying that, Taoist Zhunti stretched out his finger and pointed at Lin Hai and Sun Wukong.

Buzz!

The next moment, Lin Hai and Sun Wukong felt their eyes go dark.

Later, we arrived at an endless stretch of yellow sand in the Gobi Desert.

"What is this place?"

"It's so desolate!"

"Where is Kong Xuan as promised?"

Lin Hai and Sun Wukong looked around with confused expressions on their faces.

But soon, Sun Wukong's eyes lit up and he pointed into the distance.

"Second brother, look over there."

"There's a tree over there!"

Lin Hai looked in the direction Sun Wukong pointed, and sure enough he saw a big tree from the village where two people hugged each other, standing alone in the desert.

The leaves on the trees have long been blown away by the yellow sand.

Like a dying old man, stubbornly facing the wind and sand, swaying withered branches.

"How strange, there are trees in the desert?"

"Go over and have a look!"

Lin Hai and Sun Wukong ran towards the tree.

After running for half an hour, I reached the tree.

"Damn it, it's much bigger than it looks from a distance!"

Lin Hai raised his head and looked at the towering tree with a look of shock on his face.

This tree is really too tall, so high that you can't even see the top.

The diameter of the tree trunk has reached hundreds of meters, which is far from the two people hugging each other just now.

On the tree trunk, there are still some dead vines wrapped around it, which have long lost their moisture.

I don’t know how many years have passed.

"Well, second brother, there is a bird in the tree!"

At this time, Sun Wukong suddenly pointed to the top of his head and exclaimed.

I saw a big naked bird in the sky, standing on a branch, not sure whether it was dead or alive.

Lin Hai suddenly raised his head and his pupils shrank. Damn it, is this the legendary... old tree with dead vines and a dark crow?