The System Is Very Abstract, Fortunately I Am Also

Chapter 197 Now I See What I Watch During the Spring Festival Gala

"Lin Li, you usually help everyone pick up express delivery. When you enter the rookie station, the boss is very happy. After all, you are very suitable for sending goods like this."

Bai Bufan stared straight at Lin Li and said harsh words.

"Ah, yes, yes, yes~"

Lin Li hooked Bai Bufan's shoulders and moved him away from the balcony door again, leaning against the balcony railing. At the same time, he killed the second mosquito with a snap.

You can scold me as much as you want, as long as you are willing to continue feeding mosquitoes, you can scold me as much as you like.

Who said that the mission requirement must be about demons trying to attack fellow disciples? After excluding myself, not only can we rely on Bufan?

Remember, human rights are always greater than animal rights. Animals are mankind’s best friends, but they are only friends!

Turn on the lights on the balcony to the maximum, so that according to the phototaxis, other monsters besides mosquitoes will be attracted, and they may want to invade Bai Bufan, which will help speed up the completion of the task.

"I want to go back and blow on the air conditioner! No, bro, we both just took a shower. If we sweat later, wouldn't it be in vain again? Go home, brother, let's go home." Bai Bufan still said Struggling in Lin Li's arms, he insisted on going back.

"It's already October, and the weather has started to get cooler. It's everyone's responsibility to protect the environment. If we don't blow the air conditioner for a minute, polar bears will have more land to live in, and Antarctic people can sell more underwear!

Can you please stop being so selfish? "

Lin Li decided to use positive energy to influence Bai Bufan.

"Polar bears have been blowing air conditioners for tens of thousands of years, so it's my turn, right?" Bai Bufan looked over and argued.

Lin Li:

""......

It's true.

"And what are you talking about to protect the environment? What do you say to us idiots? When I was a kid, I always saw that if there was no trade, there would be no killing. As a result, I have never seen a shark fin. Tell those big business owners, how much less emissions can they get by taking one less private plane? ”

"If you say this kind of thing, I won't like to hear it."

"Also, Lin Li, do you know what is the most outrageous thing?" Bai Bufan said again.

"What?"

Bai Bufan laughed, but he looked angry. He pointed at the buzzing outdoor air conditioner:

“You just said that the purpose of not turning on the air conditioner is to protect the environment, but can you fucking turn off the air conditioner first and then talk about protecting the environment?

Our behavior of turning on the air conditioner inside and then standing outside is called sick waste. If the polar bear knew that it was drowned because of people like you, it would definitely die. "

Lin Li scratched his head.

Hey, it's true.

"You're right." Lin Li nodded, he was a rational person.

"Why don't you go back quickly? The house is in a remote location and there are too many mosquitoes." Seeing that Lin Li still listened to his advice, Bai Bufan nodded and waved away the mosquitoes in front of him.

"Don't move!" Lin Li suddenly shouted, startling Bai Bufan.

"What's wrong?? Is there something on me?"

"I'll kill all the bugs for you, just don't move."

Lin Li killed the mosquitoes one by one with concentration. Because he was prepared, Lin Li even brought tissues out so that his hands would not get too dirty.

Fortunately, the house is in a remote location, so this task will probably be completed in a short time.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Why do I feel like you called me out just to see me feeding mosquitoes?" Bai Bufan questioned.

"How is it possible? How could I do such a sick thing." Lin Li immediately waved his hand and stretched out his palm: "I was also bitten by a mosquito."

Lin Li naturally cannot wear the [Blood Crow Killer] now, otherwise it will cover Bai Bufan's range, so mosquitoes will indeed regard him as a target, and Lin Li has also tried to kill such mosquitoes, and the mission does not count.

"Then we're not going back?" Bai Bufan didn't understand even more.

"I can't go back." After the fight, Lin Li turned his head, with melancholy in his eyes and a smile on his lips.

Bai Bufan turned around.

I saw Ding Sihan in the room. She first found the remote control and turned off the air conditioner. Then she walked to the balcony door, looked at the two of them with a retarded look, sighed, shook her head, and turned the balcony The door was locked, and after nodding with Lin Li, he left.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"No! No!"

By the time Bai Bufan went up and knocked on the door, it was already too late.

"Did you call me here?" Bai Bufan turned to look at Lin Li in disbelief.

"Yes, what you just said makes sense. It would be too wasteful to come out with the air conditioner on, so I asked Ding Sihan to turn off the air conditioner in our room." Lin Li nodded.

"Then why is this door locked again?"

"I'm tired of holding you tight all the time. This way I can let you go and set you free." Lin Li let go of Chief Z. "Haha, hahaha." People will laugh when they are extremely speechless, Bai Bai Bufan didn't even bring out his cell phone, so he couldn't call Ding Sihan back.

Bai Bufan gave Lin Li a thumbs up.

Then he didn't struggle and lay down on the fence leisurely: "Let's talk then. It's true that I haven't had a long conversation with you, Lin Li, so where should we start?"

Accepted.

After the air conditioner is turned off, the balcony is not so hot and noisy, so I don't have to sweat.

And it's true that he didn't talk to Lin Liye much.

"I don't want to chat. I want to play with my phone. Do whatever you want. What's the point of talking to you?" Lin Li leaned on the short side of the balcony and started scrolling through his phone.

Bai Bufan turned his head when he heard this, staring at Lin Li with a death stare.

He doesn't have a cell phone.

Bai Bufan said word for word:

"Warm reminder, Lin Li, my blood pressure is rising, you'd better take care of yourself, I don't know what I will do next."

"Is Blood Pressure in junior high school now? What school? How are his grades? I have some connections in Xiling, and I can help him get into a good high school." Lin Li heard this and immediately took out the attitude of an elder to ask questions.

Bai Bufan: "?

Fuck you.

Lin Li, who had a premonition that his phone would fly in three seconds, smiled and put it back in his pocket, walked to Bai Bufan's side, killed a few mosquitoes, and looked at the back mountain outside the balcony:

"Chat! Chat! What else can we talk about, life, ideals, love."

Bai Bufan flapped his fingers: "My life is eating, sleeping and playing glue, my love is playing glue, and my ideal is to use the time for eating and sleeping to play glue. Okay, I'm done, it's your turn, Lin Li."

Lin Li:

"".....

What's the fast version.

"You are so smart. "Lin Li gave a thumbs up and killed a moth.

Animals that can think with their lower body are intelligent.

"Since you came up to me, Lin Li, I'll ask you, what happened between you and the monitor?

Don't say it was just a money transaction for breakfast, I don't believe it."

Bai Bufan looked up at the third floor, then lowered his voice and asked, his eyes moving away.

Lin Li smiled, looked up at the sky, and said in Bai Bufan's expectant eyes: "Wow, Bufan, look at that cloud, it looks like cotton candy."

Bai Bufan: "?"

"When you change the subject, you can only use elementary school metaphors? How did you improve in Chinese this time? Did you cheat?"

"Forget it, if you don't want to say it, then don't say it. I understand. After all, I never tell anyone about my ex-girlfriend. "Bai Bufan smiled, lying on the fence, kicking the ground with the tip of his slippers, with a nostalgic look on his face.

Lin Li: "?"

When did this kid betray his class?

"Fuck? You have an ex-girlfriend? Why don't you tell me? What happened?" Lin Li was shocked and curious.

"Because she doesn't exist, I can't tell you."

Lin Li:

Fuck you.

"If I had, I would have said it earlier, so I wouldn't be like someone." Bai Bufan laughed, pointed to the sky and imitated someone's tone just now:

"Wow, Lin Li, look at that cloud, it looks like a Lin Li who was repeatedly castrated for not being true to his brother. "

"Fuck you."

"I was repeatedly castrated, what, I am an immortal bird?

Lin Li was amused by Bai Bufan's sarcasm and waved his hands:

"The relationship between the monitor and I over the past month has changed from classmates to friends. If you are a little more arrogant, we are good friends. There is nothing else. I contact her privately, and most of the time I ask her questions and she answers them for me. So what you asked does not exist, and I can't say it."

"Really?"

Bai Bufan reached for Lin Li's phone. Seeing that Lin Li did not stop him, he quickly flipped through the chat history between Lin Li and Chen Yuying. After finding that there was really no shameful content, he widened his eyes:

"So you use the monitor as a study girl?"

"Indeed, I am very utilitarian." Lin Li smiled and nodded.

Too many of his behaviors that were close to "getting close" in the eyes of boys were actually tasks of the system.

The master hurt himself.

"Only utilitarianism? I don't believe it." Bai Bufan returned the phone to Lin Li and questioned it, lowering his voice a little: "No, you have deliberately touched me today, and you told me that it is only utilitarianism? The monitor even said, "I am just a bitch. Anyway, I am a pervert. How can I think so much?" Lin Li tapped the fence with his fingertips.

"But habit should be a habit of speech - but the monitor didn't scold you afterwards, nor was he angry. "

Lin Li frowned slightly.

"Forget it, I don't understand it either, but I think you are deceiving yourself by saying that it is only utilitarianism." Bai Bufan shook his head. He was a super layman, so he didn't guide Lin Li, an ordinary layman.

"That's nonsense. Who doesn't like a beautiful, cute, good-tempered and rich girl?

But liking and liking are different. I think I am still in the former. What's more, even if I like that kind of thing, it has to be two-way. I don't have that confidence. The monitor is very good to everyone, but other boys in the class are not as thick-skinned as me to come up and play with her.

So no matter what, isn't it the most appropriate to maintain this way of getting along? Why make yourself uncomfortable? But after what you said, I seem to be a little too comfortable. "

Looking at the back mountain, while continuing to shoot insects, Lin Li said slowly.

Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li and shook his head in confusion:

"Lin Li, you are so inferior, you are paralyzed. I don't know what you have been doing for the past month, but the change is really invincible.

You are so amazing that you can stick to it. If I were like you now, I would have died of sexually transmitted diseases."

[During this team training process, I received heartfelt recognition and praise from other team members (2/4).]

Lin Li:

This is too much praise.

But my image and charm have only increased by 20%. Even if the changes brought about by training are taken into account, it is not as bad as Bai Bufan said.

But this is actually a recognition from the heart.

Bufan seems to have too much of a brother filter for himself. The progress of this small task plus one is also a pleasant surprise.

Wait.

"I'm a very light sleeper. If you come back from playing games, you'll be dead if you do anything to me." Lin Li took half a step back and said warily.

Bai Bufan: "?"

”sb

"But it's good to be more prudent. Anyway, besides me, you have no opponent in the class. It will take a long time." Bai Bufan nodded.

Lin Li: "Ugh-"

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Sorry, I remembered your fart last night, so I felt a little nauseous. It's okay. You can continue." Lin Li waved his hand to indicate that he was okay.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"You are so ugly, Lin Li."

"Well, look."

"You're so disgusting, Lin Li."

"Yeah, it's urgent."

"I hope your confession will turn out the same as my friend's last time.'

"Huh? Please elaborate."

"I said I like you. She said I thank you.

"I said I really like you and she said I really thank you."

"I said I really really like you, and she said I'm sorry that the other person is no longer your friend. The message failed to be sent "You are my friend."

"It's not me, it's really my friend."

"OK.

“But, extraordinary.

"Um?"

"If I had known your life was so funny, I would have saved it to watch the Spring Festival Gala.

"I already fucking said it's not me, it's my friend."

Because "You want to try again? I'm angry."

"oh."

"no.

Once the conversation started, it became very easy to chat. It started from what Bai Bufan, a resident student, heard from his buddies.

When we talk about the world situation at the end, we can’t help but worry about the country and the people.

[Task three has been completed. 】

【whether】

[You have chosen to give up. 】

This task was not difficult to complete, and it was completed halfway through the chat.

We were still chatting later just for fun.

[You have received rewards: title: Demon's Breath; physical improvement: spiritual energy absorption speed increased by 100%; system currency*50. 】

To be honest, Lin Li was quite curious about what would happen if the title was doubled, but he didn't gamble.

Lin Li also tried this title, and he was indeed able to sense these creatures just like the [Thunder Attractor], but he didn't know if it was because they were regarded as the same kind. After wearing it, he could clearly feel that these bugs were attacking him. It was close, so Lin Li took it off immediately after the test and replaced it with the [Blood Crow Killer].

"Damn it, it's almost twelve o'clock." Lin Li, who was a little thirsty after chatting, looked at his phone and said in surprise.

It's time to sleep.

"I asked Ding Sihan to open the door and go back.'

"Okay." Bai Bufan nodded.

The night chat experience was pretty good. I don’t know why, but the mosquitoes disappeared later. It was really comfortable to stay there.

Lin Li was typing on his mobile phone.

Then laughed.

"Bufan, if Ding Sihan doesn't come, she lets us sleep on the balcony."

Bai Bufan: "?"

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