Chapter 210 Hello, I Need Property Notarization
After the three lazy guys got up at noon, the five of them went out to eat.
It should be an Internet celebrity restaurant. It was quite stylish at noon, with luxurious decoration and candles on each table.
"Bufan, do you know what a burning candle smells like?" After Lin Li sat down, he had nothing to do, so he asked Bai Bufan.
"The smell of paraffin." Bai Bufan looked at the menu and answered casually.
"Your smell is at the first level, but in fact, you can smell the smell of burnt nose hair. If you don't believe it, try it closer." Lin Li looked expectant and simply brought the candle over.
Bai Bufan: "..."
Damn you.
"I believe it, I believe it too much, but stay away from me with your candle." Bai Bufan decisively avoided it.
The Internet celebrity restaurant tasted okay, but the price was a bit expensive.
After dinner, everyone set off to the zoo.
When they arrived at the entrance of the zoo, perhaps it was just the time when the ticket seller just started work after the lunch break, there was a short queue at the entrance.
However, the lottery tickets had been confirmed and reserved yesterday, so everyone was not in a hurry.
"Lin Li, the four brothers attacked the zoo, the eldest brother fought the tiger, the third brother fought the bear, the fourth brother beat the snake, what is the second brother doing?" There was nothing to do waiting, Bai Bufan turned around and asked Lin Li in a low voice.
"The second brother stabbed the ape." Lin Li sneered, the question was too simple, and he answered it in seconds.
Do you still want to stump yourself with a question of this level?
"Wrong, the second brother fought the penguin." But Bai Bufan also sneered when he heard it and gave the correct answer.
Lin Li: "..."
Damn.
This level of question can really stump yourself.
"There are no penguins in this zoo, right?"
"There are always people using QQ."
The line was not long, and it was soon the turn of five people.
After Chen Yuying negotiated with the ticket seller for a while, she got five paper tickets and signaled that everyone could go in.
But Lin Li did not follow immediately, but stepped forward and knocked on the glass window in front of the ticket seller.
After the other party looked over, Lin Li pointed at Bai Bufan who was doing nothing behind him and said:
"Sister, let me tell you first, this monkey is our own, not from your zoo, you have to help us make a certificate, don't wait until we come out after the tour, you and the security guards stop us and say that we stole the monkey from your zoo, it will be very troublesome."
Chen Yuying: "?"
The ticket seller: "???"
Bai Bufan: "???"
Fuck you.
This is too aggressive.
Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu couldn't help it at all, squatting on the ground with their mouths covered and started laughing, Chen Yuying also leaned against the window with her arm against her forehead, her body trembling slightly.
"...Oh oh haha, okay, you can bring it, I will help you prove it, wait, you have been vaccinated, if you have health immunity, it's better to show it hahaha-" When the ticket seller reacted, she couldn't hold it anymore.
"Bufan, take your health certificate, and I will reward you with a banana later." Lin Li turned around.
"Why are you still talking to me, sister! Damn it, Lin Li, I didn't keep an eye on you for a while, and you did this! You really deserve to die!" Bai Bufan rushed forward and locked Lin Li's neck, forcibly led him to the entrance, gritting his teeth.
You really have to be careful of this guy at all times and places, it's too dangerous.
It's a very humane zoo. In the end, they didn't ask for Bai Bufan's pet vaccination certificate and let him go.
"The zoo really has few species, and dogs are treated as exhibits."
Lin Li sighed as soon as he came in.
After entering the main gate, the first enclosure area is for dogs. Because they are dogs, the fence is not high and there is no glass protection. There are several dogs inside, and a few of them close to the fence are allowed to be petted by passers-by.
"But it's so cute. This quality of pastoral dog is estimated to cost a few thousand yuan each." Ding Sihan sighed.
The dogs here have pure fur and a well-proportioned body. They are really good-looking and have good personalities. Although they are called native dogs, their ancestors have carefully selected them and never play tricks.
"Wangcai, come here." According to the notes on the introduction board, Ding Sihan squatted down and licked a dog, and the dog really ran over for her to touch.
They all seem to have good personalities.
"Woof woof, Dahuang... The dogs here have names that are too dog-like." Qu Wanqiu sighed after looking at the names of other dogs on the introduction board.
Lin Li was about to speak, but saw a hand quickly covering his mouth. Bai Bufan sneered at him first, and then said: "No one named Lin Li? This is the dog-like name."
The girls recalled Lin Li's actions just now, nodded in approval, and laughed.
Lin Li said nothing, just looked at Bai Bufan.
Seeing that Lin Li didn't say anything, the girls also looked at Bai Bufan with this line of sight, and then started laughing again.
Bai Bufan: "?"
No?
Lin Li didn't say anything, why are you still looking at me and laughing! ?
Has my dog character become so ingrained?
When Bai Bufan let go of his hand dejectedly, Lin Li moved very quickly, squatted down near the fence, and stretched out his hand to the pastoral dog: "Bufan, come here."
When he saw that most of the dogs in the fence ran towards Lin Li, Bai Bufan was dumbfounded.
"Lin Li, come here." To defeat magic with magic, Bai Bufan immediately squatted down and started shouting at a dog.
No response.
It's okay, if the mountain doesn't see me, I will see the mountain. This dog doesn't want to be a dog that comes and goes at will, but Bai Bufan can be one.
So he ran to the dog.
"Bufan, turn in circles." Lin Li used his fingers to circle in front of the pastoral dogs. Perhaps someone in the zoo had trained them, and several dogs really followed his fingers and began to circle.
"Bufan, shake hands." The nearest dog obediently stretched out his hand and placed it on Lin Li's palm.
"Lin Li, turn in circles."
"Lin Li, shake hands."
Bai Bufan followed suit, but there was no response here.
"..."
Damn.
Dogs are more annoying than people, Bai Bufan is going to be jade.
Lin Li smiled proudly when he saw this.
Not everyone has the BUFF that increases the affinity of spirit beasts by 50%, not to mention that he still has "Bai Bufan's ham sausage" in his hand.
Although feeding is prohibited in the zoo, it is not a big problem. Lin Li can even deceive dogs when he is bad.
"Mom, that dog named Bufan is so smart." There are many people with families in the zoo, and a child in his arms is also here, and he marvels at Lin Li's dog training skills at this time.
Bai Bufan: "..."
People do not share the same joys and sorrows. The four people except Bai Bufan laughed particularly happily.
"Bufan, children's words are innocent, don't take them to heart, hahahaha." Lin Li was never polite when he laughed at Bai Bufan. He patted his shoulder heavily, winked, and said sarcastically.
"But mom, that dog named Lin Li is so stupid." At this time, the child pointed at the dog that Bai Bufan kept calling but did not respond, shook his head, and said contemptuously.
Lin Li: "?"
Huh?
"Hahahaha——"
The girls laughed completely crazy this time. The three who had just stood up squatted down again, and Ding Sihan felt a little pain in his stomach.
The jade-like Bai Bufan was cured in an instant, and patted Lin Li's shoulder in turn: "Lin Li, children's words are innocent, don't take them to heart."
"..."
"How can he be innocent? That's a little boy, he must have taboos, right? If he has taboos, he should be beaten!" Lin Li found a reason.
His face was grim, and he rolled up his sleeves, ready to relive the classic childhood game 4399 - "Beat the Kids".
There is one more child in the world who needs to fly!
"Not that, not that, not that." Bai Bufan laughed while holding Lin Li.