Chapter 208
The most important thing is that what he likes to do most is to ask for favors from those friends and familiar people, and even always cheats and betrays his teammates in crises and critical moments.
This kind of person is so scumbag.
Of course, this guy is at least a superhero.
Constantine shrugged noncommittally, took a whiskey cocktail from the head bartender, and drank it with a raised hand.
Then he took another drag on his cigarette and muttered, "Where to begin?"
"As you wish," Lu Yuan didn't care at all. As long as he heard a story, he would be happy, although he could clearly know what was going on in advance with his super cosmic consciousness.
But he is enjoying his current lifestyle.
Constantine smoked and drank the drinks that the bartender kept bringing to him. He really accepted everyone who came, and was not afraid of drinking too much. He also smoked cigarettes one after another, but the words in his mouth stopped... ....
The waiters next to him were still expecting what he would say at first, but now they looked suspicious, worried that he might be a liar, right?
Only Lu Yuan didn't care at all. He glanced at the ashtray that was about to be filled with ash and cigarette butts, and casually called a waiter to replace it with a new one.
It is said that Constantine smoked at least thirty cigarettes a day, even when he was not working. Otherwise, his highest record seemed to be a whole carton of cigarettes in one day.
scary.
But Lu Yuan thought: "You will never die because of smoking in the future."
Constantine's hand paused for a moment, and then he smiled bitterly: "How many people do you know who are waiting to send me to hell?"
"Then you didn't die from smoking," Lu Yuan said firmly.
"Okay, I'll lend you some good advice." With that, Constantine finally pinched off the cigarette in his hand and stopped taking out a new one. He picked up the wine glass in his hand and didn't rush to take another sip. Instead, he asked Lu Yuan : "Wouldn't you like a drink?"
"Oh?" Lu Yuan raised his eyebrows and nodded to the bartender beside him: "A glass of brandy, without ice."
Pure brandy, as a highly distilled liquor, generally has a strength of 40 degrees or above.
But Lu Yuan didn't care at all. Whether it was brandy, whiskey, vodka or liquor, he liked to drink it directly.
That burning feeling all the way from the entrance to the stomach is very pleasant.
2.0 After the two of them had a glass of wine, Lu Yuan reminded: "It's time to start your story, Mr. Zha Kang."
Even if Lu Yuan doesn't care anymore, it's time to start, otherwise it will disturb the next guest's story.
Constantine put down the cup, subconsciously took out another cigarette, and then looked up at Lu Yuan.
Lu Yuan said he didn't care. You've almost finished a box. Isn't it too late to start caring now?
Constantine lit the cigarette for himself again, and after taking a comfortable puff, he spoke out new words and asked: "Before my story begins, I want to ask you something. Do you believe that God and the Devil really exist? Is that true? Do you know that there is a contractual relationship between God and the devil? Do you... believe my story? "
As soon as Constantine's words came out, the room suddenly became quiet.
373. Myths and strange stories? The devil has come to the world?
When Constantine's words came out, the whole room fell silent.
In fact, it was very quiet before. The waiters were watching the show with joking eyes. Only Lu Yuan and Constantine were talking, and the two bartenders only made some noise when pouring drinks.
After all, they are professionals.
But the silence now is even more silent, which is very strange. There is a special magical atmosphere, as if time has stopped in the silence now. Not only can you hear a pin drop, but the sound of breathing seems to have disappeared.
This feeling was not an illusion. Lu Yuan waved his hand in amusement and casually dispelled this feeling.
God, the old man is really narrow-minded.
Even Constantine didn't know that at that moment, the attention of a supreme being came here.
What nonsense is he saying about a covenant between God and the devil?
"No way," a waiter shouted immediately.
After all, in Western countries, God is almost everyone’s belief.
This is simply blasphemous.
Constantine just looked at Lu Yuan.
Lu Yuan also said: "This is impossible." 06
"Then there is no need for me to continue talking," Constantine stood up decisively.
Lu Yuan continued: "Don't leave in a hurry. What I mean by impossibility is that no one is qualified to make a deal with God now, let alone the so-called contract. You have been deceived. Maybe the God you think is not God at all. The real God.”
There are actually many gods in the DC universe, but there is only one true supreme being, and that is the DC God.
There are many others who serve as agents of God in DC, including Archangel Michael who is also God and created his own realm of heaven.
Once Michael's heavenly realm merges with the hellish realm of the fallen angel Lucifer, there is a complete omnipotent universe.
Moreover, Michael and Lucifer each bear half of the power of DC God.
So they can also be seen as semi-omniscient and omnipotent.
However, because of Lu Yuan's extraordinary battle, DC God and Marvel OAA re-established their unshakable status.
There is no longer any existence that can threaten their status, unless it is an external supreme being, such as Lu Yuan and his brothers and sisters.
However, even these breakers, including Lu Yuan, can actually only threaten each other in their own stories.
But once they enter the opponent's home court, even they cannot do anything to other supreme beings of the same level.
To put it bluntly, Lu Yuan knew that this was his home court, so he seemed to be extremely powerful.
But others also have their own home court, including the original transcendent. Everyone is extremely powerful in their own home court.
Even Thanos has a plot where he gets the heart of the universe and then destroys the entire omnipotent universe.
Constantine then turned around again and looked at Lu Yuan intently. Then he realized that Lu Yuan was not dealing with him casually, but was serious.
After returning to his seat and sitting down, Constantine asked again: "You mean, someone is now hiding the truth from God, or even pretending to be God to carry out a conspiracy?"
Lu Yuan shook his head and reminded with a smile: "Mr. Zha Kang, I want to listen to your story now, not tell you a story. You can't drink wine for free."
Well, Constantine then remembered that although he came with some purpose, he still had to shoulder the responsibility of telling Lu Yuan stories.
"Then let me tell you a story about an exorcism that I just encountered today." Constantine adjusted his state and finally started to enter his story.
As Constantine spoke slowly, he told what he was doing today.
It turns out that a child of a family, a girl of seventeen or eighteen years old, was possessed by a demon.
In fact, this incident has happened for several days, and the people in the church have changed one batch after another, but they have never been able to successfully exorcise the demon.
Even tons of holy water was sprinkled on it, but it still didn't work.
Whether it is sunlight, crosses, various Bibles or even imitation holy relics, etc., all of them have no effect.
Finally, Constantine was contacted, and it was only after he arrived that he finally found a way.
"It was a special kind of demon, but it was obsessed with its own appearance, so I used a mirror to lure it out of the girl's possession and trapped it in the mirror, and then burned it to death with the sun and sent it back to hell. Go, that bastard demon is dead," Constantine said the entire exorcism process in a very relaxed tone, but there were still many dangers in it.
Others were unable to exorcise the demon, but only Constantine successfully exorcised it because Constantine knew that it was not an ordinary demon, but a demon that had almost completely come to the human world.
If it was just an ordinary possession, holy water and a cross would be enough, and at most a few verses from the Bible would be recited.
But when facing the devil's true form, this is not enough.
Fortunately, Constantine was not a boaster. He had real abilities. He used the knowledge he had acquired from unknown sources to lure the demon body out of its possessed state, and then killed it with the rays of the sun in one breath.
Although the devil will still return to hell after death, at least this devil will not return to the human world.
Lu Yuan suddenly remembered a sentence that said Captain Jack was 'Captain Jack is responsible for half of the thousands of dead souls on the sea'.
If you put it this way, then Zha Kang is "there are thousands of demons in hell, and Zha Kang is full of enemies."
From top to bottom, from bottom to top, he has messed with all the devils.
But even Satan hates him so much that he has no choice but to take action against Zha Kang unless he falls into hell, otherwise he can only stare.
Zha Kang also knows this, so he is also very worried that if he falls into hell, he will suffer eternal torture, so he is trying every possible means 593 to go to heaven after death.
Do you think he didn't know he would die young?
He himself knew that he was not going to die soon, but he didn't want to go to hell but to heaven, so he worked hard to exorcise demons.
He works so hard not all for others, but for himself.
But it was precisely because of this selfish thought that all his efforts were in vain.
Including DC God, all he wants is your piety and belief, but you are still making Xiao Jiujiu’s calculations? Do you really think others are fools?
Lu Yuan just looked at Zha Kang with a smile, and finally shook his head without saying anything else.
"You don't believe it?" Constantine thought Lu Yuan didn't believe it.
Lu Yuan said: "I believe that I did feel a demonic power disappear in the afternoon. I originally planned to take action personally, but it would be a bit bad if a demon came out and disturbed the plot of this universe."
The waiters were all dumbfounded. Does even the boss, an alien, believe in such strange stories?
Only Constantine was not surprised, because he saw the boss in front of him using magic with his own eyes.
Moreover, he had an ulterior motive for coming today, so he took advantage of the situation and said, "It just so happens that I have a chance. I want to..."
"Please wait a moment," Lu Yuan interrupted Constantine, raised his head and rushed out the door and said, "A new guest is here."
The next second, Batman strode in from outside.
374. The Dark Knight, Batman’s Visit
In fact, Lu Yuan already knew before that if Constantine kept delaying, it would affect the next guest.
For example, this Batman is coming in now.
Batman has always been a superhero active in the dark, and has even become a legend in Gotham City.
Because few people can see him in person unless he is involved.
Of course, this does not include the elite agents present. They must have inside information to know that Batman exists, but even they do not know who this superhero's true face is.
Constantine just glanced at Batman, who came straight to the bar, and then lowered his head to drink his own.
He had heard of Batman, but wasn't curious.
Because he still has a lot of troubles waiting to be dealt with.
Instead, Lu Yuan smiled and said hello to Batman: "We meet again. It's my turn to entertain you this time. Serve the wine."
The last time Lu Yuan went to Wayne Manor, he even got some drinks and was entertained.
Since I had the opportunity to come to his territory this time, I naturally wanted to entertain him back.
But Batman is not here to drink, although he often drinks a drink now, which is very different from before.
But at least when he's operating as Batman, he doesn't drink.
"Has he been here?" Batman made a hoarse voice, stood in front of the bar, and said something of unknown meaning.
But Lu Yuan knew what he meant, nodded and replied: "He was here, and he told a story about how he killed Robin, but he didn't smile."
The waiters curled their lips, liar, it was obvious that the clown was laughing like crazy.
From Lu Yuan's words, they could still tell that Batman was asking about the Joker, otherwise wouldn't it be too stupid?
But how did they know that the clown's smile was fake.
Only Lu Yuan and Batman knew that he was not smiling, at least not the kind of smile that truly came from the heart.
The Joker is always laughing, and his makeup is smiling.
But that wasn't what he was really laughing at.
He was just laughing.
"What else did he say?" Batman continued to ask.
Lu Yuan shrugged: "He said he was the real master of Gotham City, and then I went to find him in the morning and asked him to tell me a joke. Don't worry, he is yours, always."
Batman paused, then breathed a sigh of relief: "You can't kill him, at least it shouldn't be you."
"But you won't kill him. Instead, many people will be killed by him," Lu Yuan said unceremoniously.