Chapter 207

"By the way, don't forget to report all this to your boss after get off work. Also, although there is no danger in Gotham City during the day, this is why I open the door until the early morning. You can feel more at ease during the day. But if If you are not sure about safety, you can stay in the hotel. No one dares to offend here, not anyone," Lu Yuan said as he picked up his cane and prepared to leave.

Again, Gotham City during the day and Gotham City at night are two completely different situations.

There are still robbers committing murders on the streets in Gotham City during the day, let alone at night.

But one thing Lu Yuan can guarantee is that as long as he is here, he can protect this place. As long as they stay in the store, they are absolutely safe and no one can harm them.

This was said by Lu Yuan, and it is absolutely effective. Even the power of a country cannot break it.

On the contrary, if Lu Yuan gets angry, even the power of a country cannot compete with him. This is Lu Yuan's confidence.

"Where are you going?" Suddenly, female investigator Su Shan asked Lu Yuan where he was going.

"Since you said you want to cooperate with our work, and since you want to help us monitor your every move, then tell us where you are going and what you are doing," the female investigator said quite reasonably.

Lu Yuan almost laughed at her logic: "Although I allow you to monitor my every move, it does not mean that I will report to you personally. This needs to be made clear. But there is no harm in telling you. What happened before The guy came and warned me and he was a guest, so of course I had to act like a guest."

"But now the relationship is not between guest and host, but a reciprocity of courtesy. It's my turn to return the favor."

After speaking, Lu Yuan left.

Looking at the direction he left, everyone showed worried expressions.

Let me explain in advance that Lu Yuan is by no means a petty person, but others have already come to provoke him. Wouldn't it be too shameful not to fight back?

So this time it was Lu Yuan's turn to come to the door.

The Clown Gang is a mysterious underground world that even Batman would have a hard time finding and would never dare to break into.

Even in a major event, the Clown Gang once became the gathering place for many super criminals in Gotham City.

The Joker is indeed qualified to become the underground emperor of Gotham City, not because he has any superpowers, but because of his super IQ and unafraid of death. Even other super criminals dare not confront him.

But this does not include Lu Yuan.

Lu Yuan just broke in and came to the clown's headquarters and his clown gang.

"Chou clown, I'm here to listen to a joke.".

371. The clown’s joke

The headquarters of the Joker Gang is so mysterious that even Batman may not know its true location.

Even if Batman knew, he wouldn't break in easily.

But Lu Yuan came alone. Not only did he know where it was, he even dared to break in alone.

Even the clown was a little surprised: "Do you really think I don't dare to kill you?"

The clown had just returned from a patrol this evening and was about to sleep on a bed in an empty warehouse surrounded by various firearms.

There are all kinds of firearms around the clown's bed. It's like a display cabinet of weapons and firearms, including RPGs.

It's incredible, isn't he afraid that these weapons will go off?

The clown gang hadn't dispersed yet, and they all picked up weapons and pointed them at Lu Yuan.

As long as the clown gives the order, they will pull the trigger without hesitation.

I don’t know why they admire the Joker so much. In short, the Joker Gang can be said to be one of the best gangs in all American comics, even if compared to Hydra, their loyalty is no less.

Even though the clown's character is unpredictable and he often kills disobedient men crazily.

Perhaps it is precisely because of the clown's madness and his absolute evil that he has attracted so many subordinates to swear allegiance to him?

Lu Yuan didn't take it seriously at all. He folded his arms and leaned against the door frame of the entrance. The platinum cane hung on his arm and said with a smile: "When you came to my place before, I treated guests with hospitality." I’ve entertained you, after all, you are a guest, is that okay?”

The clown looked thoughtful and asked, "So what?"

"Now I'm a guest. As agreed, I'm here to listen to the joke," Lu Yuan just said.

Although he said it was 'reciprocity', he came because of the threat from the clown before.

But Lu Yuan obviously didn't intend to attack the clown directly, otherwise it would be enough for them to die hundreds of times just by pointing their guns at him.

Lu Yuan just said that he was here to hear a joke.

The clown is just crazy, but not stupid.

I understand in my heart.

Lu Yuan entertained him with hospitality last night, and now it was his turn to entertain guests.

If the clown can't satisfy Lu Yuan, then both parties must have a serious meeting.

The clown looked deeply at Lu Yuan and suddenly laughed, and the laughter got louder and louder, and finally reached the point of laughing wildly: "Interesting, interesting, really interesting, you are more interesting than that bat. But how can you confirm that I will Tell you a joke?"

Lu Yuan looked at the clown gang around him, but they couldn't even snap their fingers.

"Uh-huh."

A piece of blue lightning appeared instantly and hit every clown gang in an instant.

That was quantum realm level power, breaking down everyone in the Clown Gang into their most primitive atomic state.

Lu Yuan continued to maintain that posture without moving.

But the clown knew that he had been locked by that inexplicable power. If he still expressed doubts, he would be the next one to be decomposed.

The clown was not afraid of death, but he still said: "Okay, let me tell you a joke that I have always remembered. Once upon a time, there was a lunatic asylum. There were two lunatics in it who were good friends. One day they were going to escape from prison. They Climb up to the roof. One of them jumped over the roof and asked the second one to jump over too. The second one did not dare to jump and said: "The roof is too high, I will fall to death." The first one said: "I turn on the flashlight and you walk along the light beam." The second one looked at the first one and said, "I know you will turn off the flashlight halfway through." ""

The clown rambled on, one person playing two roles, and finally finished telling his story.

But Lu Yuan just looked at him indifferently, without smiling.

"Isn't this joke funny?" The clown himself smiled happily.

Lu Yuan asked the clown: "Do you think you are the one who jumped over or the one who stayed? Or do you mistakenly think that I am one of them?"

These two lunatics are more of a metaphor than a joke the Joker came up with.

The clown just lay there laughing to himself, laughing so hard that he almost couldn't breathe until the end.

Lu Yuan shook his head. After all, he didn't take action against the clown, but turned around and walked out.

After a long time, Lu Yuan's voice came faintly: "There are only two madmen in your stories and jokes. No matter which one they are, it has nothing to do with me. Only you and Batman are madmen, and that is also the story between you. But if you don’t have a good story next time you come back, you won’t be so lucky.”

Lucky once, never twice.

Lu Yuan can forgive the clown once, but there will be no second time.

This was just one time when the clown threatened Lu Yuan. If he threatened Lu Yuan head-on, it is conceivable that the clown would definitely end badly.

This is how strong Lu Yuan is now.

After Lu Yuan left, the clown's laughter gradually subsided.

Then even he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.

Lu Yuan has just made it clear that in the clown's story, one is Batman and the other is the clown, and they are both madmen.

The one who jumped over first was Batman, and then he wanted the Joker to be saved in the past, but Batman was actually a lunatic. He thought that "light" could save the Joker, but he didn't know that the Joker could no longer be saved by the light.

..... ......... ...

But Lu Yuan is not a madman. He neither belongs to the first nor the second.

If the clown dares to provoke him again, he will definitely die miserably.

Including Lu Yuan coming over this time, he had no intention of letting the clown go, but for the sake of this joke, Lu Yuan let him go this time.

Lu Yuan went back next. He took a look at the situation in the bar and found that none of the agents dared to leave. They just tidied up a little, then locked the door and slept in the lobby.

Lu Yuan thought for a while, raised his hand and snapped his fingers.

I saw magic arrays suddenly appearing outside the bar, surrounding the entire bar layer by layer, and being covered with various defensive effects.

Lu Yuan did what he said. Since he said that as long as they stayed here, he could protect them, he naturally did what he said.

As long as Lu Yuan does not leave and dismantle these magic circles, no matter who wants to harm the people inside, they will not be able to do so.

Even if the earth is destroyed, even if the universe explodes, this place will be safe and sound.

Lu Yuan has such confidence.

But Lu Yuan didn't notice that what he did attracted someone's attention.

Someone in a nearby apartment saw this scene and couldn't help but light up.

Lighting a cigarette, the man showed a thoughtful expression.

"Story Bar? It looks like it has quite a story. You might as well go and check it out at night. Anyway, all the exorcism work is done during the day, so it's fine at night," he said to himself while smoking.

Exorcism?

372. The story brought by Constantine

On the night when Lu Yuan came back from the clown, to be precise at four or five o'clock in the afternoon, the Story Bar opened again.

Today is the second day of business.

"Maybe we should do some activities, such as promoting our bar?" Female investigator Su Shan couldn't stand it anymore, because there was only one customer in total since the door opened.

Even this guest was the same homeless man as yesterday. He didn't have much money, and he was kicked out by Lu Yuan unceremoniously.

There's only one reason. I've heard that person's story before, and it's not interesting, it's boring.

In this case there is no need to entertain.

Facing Su Shan, who was more anxious than himself, Lu Yuan didn't take it seriously. He lowered his head and flipped through the magazine he hadn't finished yesterday, and said without raising his head: "It's not like I funded this bar. Is it profitable or not?" Earning "593" money has nothing to do with me, I just find something for myself to do for fun."

Then he looked up at Susan and the others, and asked: "Besides, do you want to find something to do? Instead of entertaining some random people, why not let us have some leisure time. This is not an ordinary bar. I like to listen to stories."

Susan spread her hands, you have the final say.

Just then, the door opened.

"I heard that there are people here who like to collect stories?" A man who was wearing a suit but still looked very slovenly and smoking a cigarette in his mouth. He looked a little unseemly, but actually looked a little handsome and walked in. .

Lu Yuan frowned and waved his hand in front of his nose.

"What? Do you mind smoking?" Although the man asked, he had no intention of putting out the cigarette. Instead, he took a big puff.

Lu Yuan shook his head and explained: "The smoke doesn't matter, I just smell the smell of corpse (death)."

Don't forget that Lu Yuan's employees are not ordinary people. One or two of them picked up their guns and pointed them at the man.

Susan even shouted: "Who did he kill?"

"Oh, oh, oh," the man was startled by this scene. He quickly raised his hands and shouted, "Be careful of the fire. Also, not only did I not kill anyone, but I also saved someone, a little girl."

Lu Yuan also testified for him: "He is right. Also, the corpse odor I mentioned means that he was about to die, and it was emitted by himself."

The agents looked at Lu Yuan in confusion, but silently put away their guns.

The man wiped away the cold sweat and asked with fear: "Where are you here?"

Is it really a bar? He even suspected that he had entered a den of thieves by mistake.

If he hadn't seen something early in the day, he wouldn't have come.

Yes, this person was the one who saw Lu Yuan applying many magic circles to the bar in the morning. He had his own work during the day, and he had just finished his day's work.

The man also had a big heart. He walked to the bar, found a chair and sat down, and asked, "I have a story, do you want to hear it?"

Lu Yuan immediately put down the magazine in his hand, snapped his fingers and said, "If you have a story, I'll have wine. Drink whatever you want."

With Lu Yuan's ability, it didn't take a second to memorize the magazine. He was so bored that he didn't read it at all. He just flipped through it, waiting for others to come to him with stories.

For example, the clown yesterday, and this person today.

"Please start your show, Mr. Zha Kang," Lu Yuan smiled and asked the two bartenders around him to serve drinks, and casually said a ridiculing name.

Zha Kang.

People who often watch DC works will definitely know this person to some extent. His full name should be John Constantine, but because of his behavior, he was nicknamed Zha Kang.

This guy not only smokes and drinks, but also does a lot of things including cheating and kidnapping.