Chapter 2290: It’s Not Impossible to Pay Back the Money, It’s Absolutely Impossible
Seeing that no one sympathized with me, I suddenly felt that the whole world was not good. The dignified elder of the alliance, the prince of the elves, and the savior of the continent was rolling on the ground in front of you, asking for comfort. Hey, who can take care of me? I will pretend to be her. Force her to fly.
As a result, everyone is teaching Beiya how to be a lady. She shouldn't use this anus-exploding move. Of course, this girl must be trained, that's right, but the top priority should be to figure it out, save the wounded and defeat the enemy. It should be clear which one takes priority, right?
Feeling the malice of the world, I glared at the culprit and shouted loudly without even thinking about getting up: "You idiot, short, short, short-breasted princess, look what you have done!"
"Wha...what?" Beiya was humbly accepting the teaching, but she felt a little regret in her heart. It was indeed a weak point, and she didn't know if the idiot Wu wiped his butt clean when he went to the toilet. As a noble elf, As a clan princess, I really shouldn’t put my fist there rashly.
As a result, the other party yelled, and Beiya, who was lowering his head to show regret, suddenly cut off the nerves in his brain and control his reason without any warning. Then his eyes burned, and he glared at the person who said that through the crowd. What I shouldn't have said... No, it was the evil druid who deliberately slandered me.
"My Highness, I will fight with you!" Ignoring the efforts of Carol Jie and the others, Beja pounced like a vicious dog... Oh, no, it was a tiger coming down from the mountain. It bared its teeth and claws and pounced on a certain druid on the ground. Naturally, the other party was not willing to accept it. Showing weakness, the two of them rolled around on the ground, wrestling like three-year-old children with runny noses.
"Look at the punches, hey hey hey, you should die, you idiot Wu!"
"Stupid, this kind of fist is like marshmallow to me... Oops! You agreed not to slap me in the face? You still have an iron-fingered tiger? It's simply unbearable to see such a weird, unpredictable and earth-shattering god like me cry. Scratch your hands!”
"You...you pervert, you touched, actually touched His Highness's breasts, did you just touch it? You definitely did!" A certain princess was furious.
"Really? They all feel hard. Did you really touch them? It turns out these are your breasts. I'm really sorry. I apologize to you."
"Don't apologize! Your Highness made a mistake and didn't touch it at all. With Wu's strength, it's still 10,000 years too early for him to touch His Highness's breasts. Damn it, go to hell! Look at His Highness's star-shattering fist! "The strong voice of the stupid princess sounded again with a sound of tears.
"Oh? The name of this move is so cool. Where did you learn it? It has two hands, but it is probably a copy of this Druid's Hundred Thousand Star Destruction Cannon. It's not bad, even if it is plagiarism, It can also prove that your IQ has improved. Even so... watch the move - sweep across thousands of troops, one man will guard ten thousand men, and don't attack with your waist and claws!"
"My Highness doesn't want Wu Kua, an even stupider and dumber fool, and he's not copying Wu Kua's stupid moves. This is what I came up with in a flash of inspiration. You big! Stupid! Asshole! Look at my special treatment of idiots and you won't accept it. The dumber you are, the more powerful your punches will be!"
"Are you talking about yourself? The dumber the master, the more stupid and powerful he is, the more powerful he will be. Oops, no, I seem to really feel a wave of world power-level fist attacks approaching. Princess, please forgive me, you are so Just let the little one be if you are stupid, watch the trick - the utopian proletariat in the red counterattack starry sky scratches the soles of your feet!"
"Hehe hehe... you... you violated the law... you actually... took off my highness's shoes. It's so shameless. You idiot Wu, my highness is going to... hee hee hee... I'm going to tell Sister Alto to go... …Watch the move, Deep Blue Attack’s Infinite Abyss True Red Flame Fist!”
"Foolish, I have already used this trick of yours when I was ten years old..."
Seeing the dignified elf prince rolling and playing on the ground and the elf princess who was supposed to be a noble and elegant lady, the girls couldn't help but let out a miserable sigh, and the exact same thought arose in their hearts - these two people, in terms of IQ, are simply incredible It's almost the same, accurate to nine digits after the decimal point.
Although it was a crystal tree, there would still be patrolling elf knights passing by from time to time. Kaluga and others reacted quickly and worked together to separate the two people on the ground.
"Let me go. Your Highness will fight to the death with idiot Wu."
"Hey, hey, you want to fight to the death with Ben Druid? Change your bear underwear first, little girl." My face was swollen into a pig's head, and for some reason I was mocking condescendingly in a victorious posture.
As soon as the words fell, there was another burst of silence. Beya forgot to struggle and looked at me blankly. Then her pretty face, which was always a bit childish, suddenly turned red, and she covered her skirt tightly. Staring at me with tears of shame and anger.
"You...you bastard, how dare you take the opportunity to peek at His Highness's underwear?"
"Don't get me wrong, it was obviously you who exposed it yourself, and Carol and the others can testify." I also instantly knew that I had said something I shouldn't have said, and quickly winked to everyone for help.
"Your Highness Beiya, His Highness the Prince is right. You accidentally exposed it just now. It was not His Highness the Prince's intention."
"What, is that really like this?" Beya was stunned. She knew Carolie's character. Even if she was that idiot Wu's personal maid, she would never lie to herself.
"Yes, it was accidentally exposed during the initial fight." Carolie nodded vigorously to show her authenticity. Seeing this, I was so excited that I wanted to hug the little maid and kiss her hard.
"That's idiot Wu's fault too!" When Beiya heard this, although her anger subsided a little, she still planned to let me take the blame.
"Hey, hey, hey, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't talk nonsense. Who is hiding in the corner and sneaking up on me? As a result, I accidentally exposed my underwear and blamed others. You are obviously the evil one who complained first!"
With Carole testifying, I suddenly felt proud and felt that I was standing on the moral high ground. Not to mention looking at Beiya's underwear, even if she took off her underwear, it was natural, reasonable and well-founded.
Hey, thinking about it this way, it seems that there is actually a clip in my mind about taking off Beja's underwear. Is it because my memory is confused?
"You...you bastard, pervert, idiot, shameless person, you are still so righteous after looking at His Highness's underwear!" With his head lowered and his body swaying, Beiya showed signs of transforming into the Rampage Unit 1 again.
Seeing that the atmosphere was tense, the girls once again stood up to stop it. This time, even Vilas couldn't stand it any longer and fought between the two of us. Thinking of the horrific memories of the blackened pan mage, Beja and I had a fight at the same time. In the cold war, the fists filled with fighting spirit and about to exchange fists paused in mid-air, and suddenly turned into a handshake, holding each other together in love.
"Beja, my dear Princess, let's go and have fun together."
"Well, Beja likes to play with His Royal Highness the most."
Holding hands with each other and running towards the beach under the sunset, Beja and I's background seemed to be decorated with countless colorful warm, happy and friendly lights and bubbles. The hearty and cheerful smiles on our faces, and the affectionate gazes gazing at each other, we really could only To describe it in one word - you are smiling but not smiling.
The loving couple ran in front and just turned a corner, avoiding the sight of the girls. All the colorful light bubbles in the background of the two disappeared instantly, and the hands holding each other intimately fell on each other's faces for some reason.
"Okay Lin, Li Ran is old, Le Le, Lan Lan Lu, Luo Lian Lou (so disgusting, I want to hold hands with you idiot Wu)." Beiya pinched my face with both hands and kept pulling it to both sides.
"Luo Lai, Leng Leili always set up Li Lou to stupefy, and he was so tired that he was so tired and lazily stunned that the tenderloin was rotten (I am the one, I have to absorb it immediately when I get back, otherwise I will be tainted with the aura of an idiot)."
Vilas and the others followed them, and as soon as they turned the corner, their eyes fell, Beya and I held hands and ran ahead, holding hands in love with each other, with a background of colorful light bubbles.
"Can't the relationship between His Highness the Prince and His Highness Beja be better?" The dark scene that happened at the corner, not to mention a master like Kaluge, even Vilas and the others couldn't hide it. No, the little maid He rubbed his temples with a headache.
On one side was the master and on the other was Her Royal Highness the Princess. Their palms and backs were full of flesh. They started fighting. What should she do?
"Really? Actually, I think this is not bad. This should be regarded as a unique way for adults and Beja to get along." Vilas tilted her head cutely, showing a puzzled look. She didn't know why Carole had a headache.
"The relationship between His Highness and the princess is actually very good. I also know that, but sometimes I don't know whether to stop them." The maid knight, who has a serious personality, looked at Willas and the others with a troubled expression, wanting to learn from them.
"Well..." Linya and the others thought about it for a moment. If they think about it from the perspective of a character like Caroline...
"If it's you, Carol, just pretend that you don't see them passing by. If there are only two people playing around, Brother Wu and Beiya, and no one else is present, they will make up soon, just like children falling over each other. If he falls down, if you don't care about him, he will get up on his own. If you go up to coax him, he will cry more easily."
"Really? But just leave it alone..." The responsible little maid was a little confused by this answer.
"Colgate, you are wrong. You don't just leave it alone, you let it go." Linya smiled slyly and played a little word game with the serious maid in front of her.
In terms of wisdom in this area, Carolie couldn't catch up with Linya. She was fooled when she heard this, and finally nodded stupidly: "What Lady Linya said seems to make sense. I'll do it next time." Just give it a try.”
After finishing the trip, we rushed to Artoria's resting place, and the little girl Beja also came with us. She is really a little follower who won't grow up.
In Artoria's room, we met an unexpected guest.
"Grandma Yalandan, it turns out you are here too." My eyes widened in surprise. I quickly stepped forward to say hello respectfully, and then glanced at the slutty maid next to Yalandan. This little maid looked serious. , his face curled up, he was very arrogant, he didn’t care about me at all, very good, I’ll go back and spank you.
"Yes, I have a bad health. When I heard that you were coming, I couldn't greet you in person. I knew that you would definitely come to see Alto immediately, so I came to Alto to wait for you in advance."
"Grandma Yalandlan, you are too outspoken. If you want to see us, say hello to Jeluka. Can't we just go there in person?"
"Oh, this is not possible. It might be possible in normal times, but now you are the hero who saved Alto, how can you neglect it?" Yalandlan joked with a smile, which made me stutter and didn't know how to deal with it. Her teasing.
Fortunately, there was a little guy who helped me out at this time: "Little Delan, little Delan, Su Ben'ang, Ben'ang is back."
The little guy kept yelling that he was suffocating in my cloak and hat, and there was a smell of the mount. No, he couldn't wait to jump out and jump on Yalandlan's shoulders. He was really unpleasant. Figure, I stink so much, don’t come near me again.
"Hey, is it His Royal Highness King Arthur? It's all thanks to you this time. Without you, Alto wouldn't know what to do?" Yalandlan stretched out her hand and let the little figure king jump into her palm. Come on, thank you respectfully.
"No way, it's just a trivial matter to Ben Ang. It's not worth mentioning. It's not worth mentioning." The little guy was praised and immediately got carried away, as if she was really the hero and not the one who caused Arturia to be destroyed. The culprit of being trapped for more than a year.
"I have more than three thousand bottles of rejuvenation potions and equipment worth a perfect gemstone..." Gloomy, eerie, like an innocent ghost, I appeared in front of little King Arthur, my voice full of undying resentment.
"It's so stingy. The mount is so careless. It's so easy to argue with Ben Ang for even a small amount of money. I've never seen such a stingy mount. I remember Tracy..."
Little King Arthur lost face and lectured me endlessly. He also compared Tracey, the Red Dragon Queen, with me. Damn, he compared me, a mere mortal, with the Red Dragon Queen. Isn’t this comparing a beggar to a king? ? How can I compare to that royal, white and rich generation?
"I'm no match for Tracy, and I don't care about being your mount. How about this? You pay me back the money I spent first, and then talk to me if you have any questions."
Then, I was chased around the hall outside by little King Arthur, wielding his sword.
Fuguoda! ! ! ***rs