Chapter 2316: Saint Seiya, Charge Forward.
"Hiccup~~Time...is calling, and the God of Song is about to appear!"
If the magic loudspeaker that appeared in his hand was not obvious enough, then a drunk Druid used the loudspeaker to make the above loud shout, which no one except the deaf could ignore.
Everyone's expressions suddenly paused, stiffened, and then became ugly, except for a few comrades who had never been tortured and did not know the truth, such as Ai Wa'er.
Even Eva, who had never been to a place like a bar, had this thought in her mind: It turns out that the legendary drunk looks like this. How does he feel now? What are you thinking about?
For a moment, the curious Aiwa'er became curious about the behavior of drunkenness, which diluted her inner confusion a lot. It must be said that she is a good child who is eager to learn and make progress.
Unfortunately, no one is planning to work with her on this research that may affect the alcoholics in the Dark Continent for a lifetime. Even the culprit, Beja, is pale, holding the prop of the crime just now, an empty wine bottle, and trembling all over. , wanted to turn around and run away, but her sense of mission and responsibility as an elf princess stopped her. She had caused the trouble and just ran away, leaving others to suffer. This was not the behavior of a princess of the same clan.
After calming down, Linya and the others looked at each other and nodded secretly. They had no choice but to deal with it as before. This is the holy land of the elves. If Brother Wu is allowed to mess around, he will be let go before tomorrow. All elves know.
But they obviously forgot that there is another troublemaker here who is afraid of chaos in the world.
"Oh oh oh, come on, Xiaofan, come on, but I always feel that something is missing. Is it an illusion?" The little ghost waved his hands vigorously like a senior fan, and then burped, and everyone's eyes fell on The wine bottle she was holding in her arms fell onto her pretty, slightly blushing face, and her expression changed drastically.
Alice with maximum destructive power and a drunken state is so terrifying, just thinking about it makes me feel like the end of the world is coming.
By the way, can ghosts get drunk too? This world is so ridiculous!
With such a certain ghost and such a druid, is God determined to destroy the continent?
"Wha...what? Do you think something is missing? Hiccup~~~Are you looking down on Ben Druid? You idiot ghost, tell me, what is missing? If you don't explain it, I'll put your face in trouble Knead it into noodles and burp~~~”
The drunk druid became unhappy when he heard that someone was looking down on his song-god form. He walked up to the little ghost with staggering drunken steps and pinched her face with his hand.
"Hee hee, you stupid ghost, your face is red and hot, and you are actually drunk. I really can't do anything to you, burp~~~"
"Xiao Fan is the one. He's blushing all the way to his neck. He's such a useless drunkard."
The little ghost, who was slightly drunk, had a much better temper than normal. He was not angry when being said like this. Instead, he showed a naive smile, pointed at the other person's face and laughed.
"Hurry up, hiccup~~~What exactly...is wrong?"
"What's missing? What's missing?"
"You don't know, Hiccup, what's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? Why?"
"There is no such thing. What I said was wrong is just something wrong. I just forgot about it for a moment. It is obviously Xiaofan's problem, why do you have to remind me?"
"Because you are a stupid ghost."
"Xiao Fan is the big fool, what's wrong with him is the big fool."
The conversation between drunkards and drunkards baffled everyone, like an inscrutable performance art, completely incomprehensible. Linya and the others were in a dilemma, hesitating whether to implement Plan A now.
"Ah, by the way, this ghost is perfect, right?" The topic of drunkards reached a fever pitch, and the little ghost who became confused and forgetful suddenly realized something, clapped his hands, pointed at himself and asked.
"You? Perfect? Hiccup~~ You have so many shortcomings that you can't even count them all." A certain druid wiped her face with a smile, and then hugged her in his arms before the little ghost could get angry.
"Well, hiccup, but hiccup, at least in my eyes, he is perfect. Just be lucky that you met me like this."
"Woo~~~Xiaofan~~~" The little ghost being held was drunk and her eyes were blurred. She didn't know whether she was happy or angry, but then she remembered the [business].
"Then, Xiaofan admits Luo, hehe, then, the perfect me, plus you, Xiaofan, who still lacks a little something, can make up for it no matter what is missing, and make Xiaofan perfect, Right?"
"What you said... hiccuped, it made my head spin. What on earth do you want to say? Just hiccup~~~"
"Hehehe, that is to say..." The little ghost smiled proudly, paused, and suddenly opened his hands and hugged her hard: "In other words, let's merge."
"Huh?"
Before a certain druid could react, the little ghost turned into a white light and became one with him.
"etc!"
"Really!"
"Don't mess around!"
The girls screamed and remembered that merging is a very dangerous thing. Once it fails, it will cause serious consequences to the little ghost. It is even more dangerous to fuse in such a drunken state. Fortunately, there is an artifact necklace now, which is equivalent to official recognition. In order to ensure the rationality of the combination and reduce the risk to zero, everyone is also concerned about the chaos.
"Oh oh oh, perfect, I seem to feel like I have really become perfect." After the combination, a certain Druid's voice sounded inexplicably excited.
"My eyes...my evil king's true eyes, my hands, and my unicorn arms of true red demonic flames are already ready to move. Oops, the seal is about to be broken. I can no longer resist it. This world It’s about to be destroyed, everyone, run away, don’t worry about me, don’t look back, hurry up and escape to the ends of the earth, maybe there is still a glimmer of hope.”
A certain druid, who covered his eyes with one hand and tightly grasped the hand covering his eyes with the other hand, burst into chuunibyou madness and even spoke fluently.
However, it seemed that it was not a complete bluff. The sudden combination of the little ghosts did bring about some special changes. The holy white light emanated from the body of a certain druid for a long time. Instead of gradually weakening, it was strengthening.
"Power, I feel that my whole body is full of power, I can't control it anymore, i! can! fly!" As he said that, a certain druid raised his hands to the sky in the shape of a dragon, and the white light on his body suddenly burst out at this time. .
It seemed like a strange transformation BGM was playing. In short, don’t worry about the details, just look at the results. In the envelope of milky white light, a certain druid transformed.
No... no way, are you still transforming at this time? Vilas and the others were stunned and completely stunned.
Braving the holy white light, they can only transform into a werewolf form, not a bear form. At this time, they really hope that their husbands will transform into cosplay bears, because they can't speak, let alone sing.
If it is really necessary to transform into a werewolf... the girls' mood suddenly became complicated. Which one should I choose better, the Demon Moon Wolf Witch or the Holy Moon Wolf?
Unfortunately, this was not a multiple-choice question. They could not do whatever they wanted. Soon, the white light disappeared, black hair was flying, and the full moon shone brightly. The tall and enchanting Saint Yue Xian Wolf appeared gorgeously.
After the transformation of Saint Moon Wise Wolf was completed, the first thing he did was...burp. First he made a beautiful wine burp, and the corner of his mouth raised a smile that only a drunkard could understand.
Still the drunken Saint Moon Xian Wolf! ! !
The cruel facts one after another made the girls feel that their nerves were about to break.
"Hello everyone, Hiccup, Ben Aungsu... Suo Tracyda, talented singer Tracyda." First of all, say hello, wink gently, and throw a ki☆ra so brightly and naturally that all the children can see it. shocked.
Especially Milas, among all the people present, she was the only one who saw the form of the Saint Moon Wise Wolf for the first time, and she also witnessed the transformation process completely. Her spirit and soul were severely hit. In front of the Saint Moon Wise Wolf, There is a feeling that I can no longer make love to a woman.
What's going on in this world, why do men bother women like this?
"Today is the first day of my debut, meow, hiccup. I said a little nervously that I didn't sing well. Please forgive me, meow. Don't be angry. I love you all, meow~~~"
Just now, he was imitating Little King Arthur, and now he is imitating Fini, but the imitation was so natural, as if the Holy Moon Wise Wolf in front of him was played by these two people.
“So—it’s! show! time!”
With a flash of white light, Shengyue Xianlang appeared on Zhu's dining table, treating it as her own stage. Looking at the mess all over the table, she smiled and gently turned the white robe on her body, and the hem of the robe danced. He stood up and turned into a lotus moon. In an instant, he rolled up all the plates on the table, including the spilled vegetable juices, and then disappeared suddenly.
It was as graceful as the arrival of a goddess. Everyone was stunned, except for Vilas, who had a strong consciousness of being a housewife. When she saw the plate that suddenly disappeared, she seemed to think of some possibility and suddenly let out a mournful cry.
Never be like this, never be like this.
The table was cleaned and the stirrups were brand new, and the stage was prepared. Shengyue Xianlang smiled with satisfaction, lifted up her skirt again, and gracefully saluted the audience. Then, she raised the magic loudspeaker and placed it in her mouth. side.
Linya and others sighed helplessly and waited to see what would happen. Among the people present, no one could stop a certain druid in the form of the Holy Moon Wolf, unless the unpredictable little King Arthur took action.
Immediately, a holy and melodious voice resounded loudly over the Crystal Tree Square.
Facts have proved that no matter how pleasant the sound is, if there is a complete lack of skills, it will be difficult to sing a complete song that makes people want to applaud.
After the transformation, the Holy Moon Wise Wolf did not improve a certain druid's attribute of "I know the tones but not me". Instead, it tended to make it worse. Each line of the lyrics was out of tune at least three times. The big singer's Mi Pa Knight couldn't help but ask himself, can he do this? No, if you try to sing like this, your throat will fail before you can finish the song.
But Shengyue Xianlang did it in such a formidable manner, and sang more and more enthusiastically.
Secondly, it is also very important to choose a good song. For example, on Christmas Day, although it was very out of tune, I chose a good song. As the tune went on, it became more interesting, and in the end it was vaguely... The trend of being named Rogge's second singer.
And now... listen to it.
The brilliant starry sky, the legendary beautiful dream.
There is persistence, there is emotion, there is a lot of hurt and pain.
The breeze blowing gently raised the dust.
Look at us Saints, embarking on the journey again.
The previous jokes are okay, but the songs themselves are a bit rough. Not to mention the level of Milas and Vilas, even ordinary people can hear them. This is more suitable for men to sing, rather than a role like the Holy Moon Wise Wolf.
Also, what is a Saint Seiya?
Singing up to this point, it should be the end of the world. Shengyue Xianlang also showed it with actions. The goddess's weapons suddenly appeared on her back, three pairs of white wings, raising countless sacred feathers, flying and scattering in the Crystal Tree Square, like Dreamy, this singing performance suddenly became high-end.
but……
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