Chapter 1065: Ambition on God’s Birthday

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Eight days have passed since the battle with the pain worm ended, and it is less than a month before the birthday of God.

Leaning on the bedside, I counted again and again with my fingers, and the number was still correct. My heart was filled with a mess of thoughts, and my head was extremely big.

The God's Birthday is less than a month away. From the letters from Vilas and the others, we have already heard that Akara is already flexing its muscles and preparing to hold a brand new God's Birthday with great fanfare.

Because the use of teleportation has become extremely cheap, the people participating in the God's Birthday held by Rogge Camp this time will be far more than just campers and camp adventurers, but also most adventurers from the first world. Or, the momentum may be... No, if we don't misunderstand the group of adventurers who love to join in the fun, it will definitely be more lively and tossing than the last martial arts tournament.

Although the camp is large, the adventurers are all giant tanks. With so many coming, it is naturally impossible to accommodate them. So early on, Akara and the others started planning to build several areas specifically for the birthday of the god. Of course, in order to allow everyone to have fun, this time the God's Birthday has been extended to three to five days in Akara's shocking idea.

Think about it, if in the original world, New Year's Eve was extended from one day to three to five days, how shocking would it be? Although it is not something that is too difficult to think of, everyone has become accustomed to this kind of thing that has been passed down for hundreds of thousands of years and is almost understood as a rule. It can break the rules and make everyone shocked. As expected of the great elder Akara who leads the entire alliance, his innovative ideas are beyond the comprehension of ordinary people.

In this way, I will have more time to make a big fuss... Ahem, no, I will have more time to make the God's birthday a lively one, so that everyone can enjoy themselves and leave satisfied. Yes, well, as an elder of the alliance, I feel that I have this right, and at the same time, I will seriously shoulder this obligation and shoulder the burden of the entire God's Birthday.

So, the ensemble between Aleus and I will be the highlight of the opening day on the first day. After the prayer ceremony, let’s play a violin... Oh, it seems to be called a saxophone here in the dark place. Come on like this A passionate song accompanied by a saxophone, with a perfect melody composed of elegance and passion, I believe it will definitely heat up the atmosphere instantly.

The question is which song should I choose? Such a passionate song... I lowered my head and pondered, then clapped my hands, well, it's you - Globe (Chinese roaring version).

Oh hahahahahahahaha, the dark continent, tremble under the singing voice of me, the God of Song Wu Fan, a legend who can not only save the universe with singing, but also destroy the universe with singing! !

No, no, it seems like the topic has been diverted.

Putting away my complacent attitude, I quickly shook my head and forced my thoughts back on track.

Just because I learned from the letters from Vilas and the others that preparations for the God’s Birthday are now in full swing, the homesickness in my heart became even stronger, and I wanted to fly back to Rogge Camp immediately to reunite with them.

However, it’s not enough if I don’t take good care of my body. Although I have Jeluka to replenish my demons, my physical strength is recovering at an incredible speed. But to be honest, with my current body, I am not sure about taking care of my baby yet. A ghost cannonball from a ghost. Don't forget that when a person returns home, he will become a victim of the ghostly cannonball. He will lie in bed as a wounded person for three or two months, watching the birthday of God pass by his fingertips. .

Therefore, the premise for considering everything else is that you can safely survive the ghost body shells of the little ghost and stand in the Rogge camp alive...

Just ask Willas to send her pan and stick it on her belly. Willas’s pan and the little ghost’s head, the two most terrifying things in the world, are like the strongest shield and the sharpest Like spears, what will be the result if they collide?

I was deeply shocked by this terrible idea and pictured the scene in my mind.

The terrifying ghost body shell struck him in the abdomen, but his abdomen was already covered with Veras' pan, so it was very possible... it was very likely that this scene would happen...

——At that moment, the little ghost’s head hit the pan, and the pan transferred the power that made Barr’s balls ache to my abdomen…and then flew out like a scum…and then, The scene that came to mind was a black and white photo of my smiling upper body standing in a sea of ​​white chrysanthemums in the lobby amidst the cries...

So the answer is, both the little ghost's head and the pan are fine, but I will still die.

Thus, the answer to the story of ancient self-contradiction came out. What would happen if the strongest spear and the hardest shield collided? The result was that the two were in harmony, and the experimenter was shocked to death.

Unexpectedly, I unintentionally solved this historical problem that no one has been able to solve for thousands of years. Is this a death flag? Like you know too much or something.

I seem to have gone off topic again, woo hoo~~~

I held my head and screamed.

Except that my physical strength has not yet recovered enough to cope with the various events after returning to the camp, in addition to withstanding the ghost body shells of the little ghost, such as the one with Vilas... and the one with little Sarah... ahem, in short, it is not suitable for children. topic of.

In addition, there are two reasons. The first is that Jeluka lying next to her is still considered newlyweds now. Their honeymoon is still half a month away. Naturally, Jeluka cannot follow her. When I returned to the camp and left her behind so early, didn't it feel like I was really just using her to replenish my demons?

There are also Carlos and Seattle. They are still outside collecting the remaining crystal fragments. It was originally their own task, and I feel sorry for leaving it to them. What if I run back to Rogge Camp to enjoy the blessings before them? It doesn’t make sense either.

I'm thinking about the camp all the time, and I want to spend more time with Jeluka. I feel sorry for not waiting for Carlos and Seattle. These complicated things come together to form my current chaotic brain.

"Uh-huh~~~~"

The quilt next to me squirmed, and a faint moaning sound came from inside, which sounded very charming and naive.

"Are you awake, little piggy Jeluka?"

With my back against the head of the bed, I leaned over and kissed Jeluka's delicate lips that had just woken up.

"It's not all...the Beast Prince's fault..."

Jeluka was still half asleep and half awake, as if she didn't want to get up. She picked her up and pressed her plump and elastic breasts on her abdomen. Her breasts changed into a wonderful shape that would make any man's heart beat faster. That breast The delicate and confused face rubbed against his chest and closed his eyes again.

"Let me tell you, have you been a little too bored lately?"

I hugged Jeluka who took the initiative to lean in, and gently combed her long purple hair with my fingers, and whispered in a low voice.

"dislike?"

The pretty face with an amazingly perfect appearance raised her head from her chest and asked vaguely, but there was a hint of panic in her half-lidded purple eyes.

The heart of a girl in love is as fragile as porcelain. She is often worried about obvious things. Unexpectedly, even Jeluka is not exempt from this.

I held her tightly in my arms and kissed her affectionately: "What do you think, if you didn't like it, would you hug her so tightly? Rather, I hope it can always be like this, my cute little maid, so gentle and caring. Keep yourself."

"Hmph, that's a lie."

Jeluka then closed her eyes with peace of mind, and the corners of her mouth could not help but curl up into a satisfied smile.

"I have to do this because of the despicable means of the Beast Prince. I have no choice but to be tainted by His Highness. I can no longer marry. As long as I have to force myself to satisfy His Highness' perversion, in order not to lose his favor, it is definitely not voluntary. …”

Even though he said this, he nuzzled into my arms again like a small animal clinging to its owner.

Although she is still very tough-tongued, Jeluka like this unexpectedly gives people a very docile and lovely feeling. Unfortunately, after getting out of bed, she will return to her venomous tongue and sinister person who also doubles as a contraceptive salesperson. The officer's slutty maid, could this be the legendary figure who looks completely different under the bed?

"Hey, Jeluka, pick up the topic from the past few days and tell me about the Twelve Knights."

"Hmm~~"

There was just a coquettish moan coming from her arms.

"You said at that time that Lord Merlin asked the Forest Goddess to grant that... ahem, the ability to restore physical strength. Did you mean just you or all twelve of them?"

"Woo~~!!"

As I expected, Jeluka immediately raised her head and looked at me with a sinister look.

"Beast... As expected, one of me is not enough. I want to extend my claws to another one. It is really a beast, a beast, a giant beast!!"

"..."

I knew it would cause such misunderstandings with Jeluka. Not to mention that I was particularly sensitive to these things when I was just "newly married". Even in normal times, she would definitely think so and complain about this guy Jeluka. , in addition to mysophobia, there is also a little possessiveness.

But I'm really just curious.

After repeated explanations, she seemed to finally accept my curious statement and shook her head in confusion.

"Others... don't have this ability, Prince Idiot. I've made it clear in advance that the only ones who serve as personal maids are me and Kaluge. That is to say... that is to say... that... that... wu wu ~~Anyway, all you need to know is that because Caroline and I are personal maids, even if we are humiliated in this way or that by the perverted beast prince, no matter how unwilling we are, because as Her Majesty the Queen's personal maids, we have the obligation to sleep with the prince. It is also impossible to resist.

But others are different. They are only loyal to Her Majesty the Queen and will not sell your account. If you think they are all as easy to bully as me and Caroline, you can do it casually... casually... that... Don't blame me for not telling you when you are being hunted. "

"Well……"

After all, this stupid maid still thought that I would extend my claws to the other twelve knights. It seems that the title of Prince of Beasts is firmly established in her heart.

There was no way, who could have allowed himself to say such shameless words as "a debauched life day and night, without shame or impatience"? Even if I am regarded as a beast prince, I can't find any excuse now, or I am too lazy to refute.

This trip back to Rogge Camp may be a redemption journey for my Druid Wu Fan to regain his integrity.

"What you're saying means that Carole also has this ability?"

I know that if I ask this question, I will definitely be misunderstood by Jeluka again, but it doesn’t matter anymore. I have given up on myself. Before returning to Rogge Camp, please call me Wu Fan, the elder of Wujie*** Singer. .

"Woo~~ Sure enough, when I heard what I said, I immediately decided to target Kaluge. I knew that she could do whatever she wanted without being resisted, so I couldn't wait to push her down and bully her. She, let her do those shameful things and say those shameful words like me, right... No, maybe... maybe..."

Jeluka's eyes were filled with tears of shame, and she stared at me with a 100% pure vigilant animal gaze.

"Wait a minute, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't say anything random. When did I let you do shameful things and say shameful words?"

Even if I no longer care about morality, it is intolerable to casually put these charges on me.

"It's... it's already reached this point. Do you still need to quibble? Obviously... you've obviously asked me to do... do such shameful things and say such shameful words... but now I don't admit it. I originally thought that You are just an animal and a pervert, I didn’t expect...I didn’t expect..."

"Hey, hey... Now that you tell me, I've made you do something shameful!!" I shouted, dumbfounded.

"Look, aren't you forcing me to tell you those shameful things that are unspeakable? You still say it's not true." Jeluka said confidently.

"..."

Defeated by this guy.

"Okay, just pretend I didn't ask."

After glaring for a while, I could only raise my hands and surrender. If we were to argue, I was no match for this dirty maid.

"Huhemhem~~~~~"

You see, she immediately got carried away. Is she still a child? Although considering the lifespan of the elves, she is still a loli.

"It's not impossible to tell His Highness the Prince. There's nothing to hide anyway." As a result, I didn't ask, but she couldn't help but start talking.

"Actually, I don't know if Karen has this...this ability to restore her physical strength."

"You don't know either? Aren't you Gemini Knights?" My eyes widened.

"Even the other twins wouldn't tell such... such embarrassing things, idiots!!" Jeluka looked shy.

"Well, that's right."

It is indeed a very difficult question to ask. Even if they are twins, if they are suddenly asked by the other party: Hey, can you help men heal their demons? If it were you, what kind of expression would you show? What's more, for a girl like Kaluga, who is serious and serious, if she asks this question, even her twin sister Jeluka might be hung upside down from the crystal tree in shame and anger. Don't forget, Caroline's strength ranks second among the Twelve Knights.

"Does Carol know that you have this ability?" I asked again on a whim.

"I don't know." Jeluka still shook her head.

"If she doesn't have this ability herself, she will definitely guess that I have this ability. If she does, she will be just like me and can't guess it."

"In other words, it is an established fact that Lord Merlin prayed to the Forest Goddess to give you the twin knights such abilities, but which one was given, or both were given at the same time, because this kind of thing is difficult to talk about, so each other I’m not sure. Anyway, at least one of the two of you must have this ability. If one person doesn’t, you can be sure that the other person does. But on the other hand, if you have this ability, you can’t be sure. Does the other party have it, right?"

Jeluka nodded wordlessly, and then sighed with a red face: "Ugh, in the end, I was coerced and induced by the Beast Prince to discuss such a shameful topic."

After a pause, his expression became even more depressed and helpless.

"If such a beast prince finds out, he will force us two sisters to sleep together in the name of replenishing our physical strength. If the beast prince's fourth part - "The Exile of the Dust: The Twins' Adopted Daughters in the Duke's Villa" is like that, he will do it Such and such shameful games, and all kinds of extremely shameful actions..."

"Please respect yourself..."

I quickly covered Jeluka's mouth. I couldn't stand it anymore. Even a man like me, who had given up on sexual intercourse and transformed into the terrifying demon king of uninhibited sexual intercourse, couldn't stand hearing this pornographic maid's mouth. Who is the author of the Duke of Beasts series? I want to eat him alive! !

"Yawn~~"

In the world far away, a small sneeze sounded.

ninth day……

This morning, it’s rare that I didn’t mend my demons with Jeluka... No, I was living a debauched life day and night in bed, without shame or impatience. I almost forgot that I have now become a person who does all evil and has no **** The devil's man is a man who doesn't want to sell anything, hehe.

The reason is that Carlos and Seattle are finally back.

Located in a small bar in an inconspicuous corner of the Demonic Fortress, four people, Carlos, Seattle and I, sat around a table. Jeluka stood behind me, posing as a perfect and meticulous personal maid. attitude.

"Well... thank you for your hard work." I sipped the juice, glanced at the two of them, and said with a smile.

"Am I dazzled? Why do you two... seem a little haggard and a little tan..."

"It's hard to describe in words..."

Carlos and Seattle looked at each other with pitiful expressions of sympathy, and sighed at the same time.

"Isn't the old drunkard here yet? At this time, she is the first one to come here to drink."

The two grown men exuded an aura of decadence that made it impossible to interrupt, and I laughed a few times, then my eyes fell on the entrance of the bar, just in time to see the striking burgundy figure, shaking Appearing staggeringly in sight...

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