Chapter 254 Yasuo Preaching (3)

Yasuo didn't have much experience with the promising career of the magic stick.

But having worked as an unlicensed resident doctor for several years, he has rich experience in communicating with patients.

Although they are completely different things, the core elements do have some similarities - they appear calm and trustworthy, but in reality they are very panicky.

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In the main hall, after taking the life potion, Kakuzu's abdominal cramps were completely relieved.

Not only was the abdominal cramps gone, but my whole body felt relaxed, and even the peeling skin on my fingernails had healed.

Only the problem of high blood pressure will never be solved as long as Kakuzu still has five hearts.

If it were a game, a strong man like Kakuzu would probably lose his skin even if he ate a bad meal. If he took a bottle of red medicine, he would be cured immediately.

This is mainly because most ninjas are crispy-skinned. Although Kakuzu has an "immortal body", he is essentially just a crispy-skinned one with a few more lives.

If it were Senju Hashirama, or some large psychic beasts or tailed beasts, they would have rough skin and thick flesh, and their upper limit of blood volume would be astonishing.

So relying solely on red pill treatment, although the blood return value will still be stable, the percentage rate will drop significantly.

If you want to achieve obvious results, you must increase the dosage of medicine, and the recovery speed will be greatly reduced.

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Having ensured that there would be no horrific incident of excrement painted on the walls of his temple, Yasuo sat down cross-legged in front of the statue. The astral wandering god's divine glory seemed to be absent, which made people feel awe.

At the same time, the Kodama Penguins emitted a faint light and flew up and down around Yasuo, emitting ethereal whispers.

All in all, this appearance alone really looks like a god walking in the world.

Assuming there was a panel, Yasuo would definitely be able to see that just by posing a few poses, the faith values ​​on the heads of the following believers were growing crazily.

Watermelon Mountain Pufferfish Ghost and Sand Sculpture may rise a little slower, Qianluo and Ghost Slayer are definitely constantly +1, +1, +1, not to mention Kakuzu who personally feels the magical effect of holy water.

Yasuo noticed that no matter what they thought in their hearts, the five melons were all looking at him with pious expressions at this moment, as if they were geese stretching their necks.

Although he was not a professional magician, everything was ready and all he needed was east wind, so Yasuo had no choice but to bite the bullet and prepare to start preaching.

"Dawn is the beginning of dawn."

"All things grow by the sun."

"Young people are like the sun at eight or nine o'clock in the morning."

"A year's plan lies in spring, a day's plan lies in morning, dawn is dawn, and dawn is youth!"

“In the beginning of man, Benhapi,

Fight monsters, quadrilateral,

Shi Lezhi, really awesome.

Ma Feifei, I feel so uncomfortable.

Not happy, so cool! "

"Feel Happy, experience Happy, accept Happy, understand Happy. People who don't know Happy don't know what youth is!"

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Although even Yasuo himself didn't know what the hell this "Sutra of Bliss" that he spent more than ten minutes scribbling blindly was about.

But this does not prevent him from being serious, getting things done in one go, and talking nonsense.

After finishing speaking, Yasuo secretly observed the reaction of the congregation through the slits of his lowered eyelids.

Kakuzu and Onizhan, as veterans and experienced diners who have been taking ginseng dolls for a long time, shook their heads at this time, with expressions of intoxication on their faces as if they had heard the fairy music, as if they had understood some great truth.

Yasuo felt that these two guys were most likely to have irreversible damage to the central nervous system due to food poisoning. They were indeed good materials for cultivating immortals.

As for Qianluo, although he was the first to set foot on Shadow Island among the few, he had not been tempered and his cultivation was far from enough. At this moment, he was scratching his head and wondering what to do.

The reaction of the newcomer Sha Diao was relatively pure, with a confused look on his face and the four characters "I have no love left, I want to go home" written on his face.

But you know this kind of organization, it’s easy to get in, but if you want to leave, there’s no way.

As for the fat guy from the Watermelon Mountain Pufferfish Ghost, his mung bean eyes were wandering around, not knowing what he was thinking.

No wonder, in the original time and space, this guy is capable of cheating and cheating. His brain is too flexible and his mind is too sharp. At first glance, he is not a candidate for the world of immortality.

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"Thank you, Great Immortal, for your sermon. This disciple is enlightened!" Under the leadership of Kakuzu, several people bowed in unison.

Old God Yasuo nodded thoughtfully and said:

"The Immortal caressed my head, tied my hair and received immortality. As long as you continue to study and educate, you can live forever and be undefeated in the bridal chamber. Don't slack off. Otherwise... otherwise, my unfilial disciple, Senju Hashirama, will be a lesson to you!"

"Senju Hashirama?"

"The First Hokage?"

Except for Angle and Ghost Slayer, the others all took a deep breath.

Qian Luo was surprised by the power of the Great Penguin Immortal, while the Watermelon Mountain Puffer Ghost and the Sand Sculpture were doubtful.

If Senju Hashirama is really the disciple of this Penguin Sage, how strong must this Penguin Sage be?

Are penguins so awesome? Why didn’t you know this before?

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As the two people who know the most, Kakuzu and Demon Zhan's thoughts are not so superficial.

Senju Hashirama learned the Wood Release and Immortal Techniques from Maokai Great Sage who was under the Flower Vine Penguin Sage. Kakuzu and Demon Slayer had guessed this early on and were not surprised.

What they were thinking was that, sure enough, Senju Hashirama slacked off in his training because he became Hokage and founded Konoha, so he could neither live forever nor be undefeated in the bridal chamber...

Kakuzu sighed and murmured: "Hashirama, you who fought with me once, do you still have such a past? You are such a poor guy!"

Unconsciously, Kakuzu's mentality quietly changed. It was no longer "I have fought against the first Hokage", but "Hashirama has fought against me".

There is not much difference between the two sentences, but their meanings are completely different.

This is after experiencing the ups and downs of the tide and sublimating the horizons, you can see the mountains and small mountains at a glance and transcendence...

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Listening to Kakuzu's whisper, the sand sculpture spit out three mouthfuls of blood.

Crazy, completely crazy, why are they all speaking so loudly, how come the God of Ninja seems to be like cabbage on the roadside in their mouths...

Although this big man is very strong, he looks to be a few years older than me. He has also fought against Hashirama...

I bother! What a fool!

The sand sculpture, which had been severely injured by the Skywarp Melon before, was relying on a little low-concentration potion to stay alive. He was so angry that he vomited blood and his face became increasingly depressed.

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"Great Immortal, please save Sand Eagle, oh no, Brother Sand Eagle!"

At this time, Qianluo, who had been wearing a mask, asked.

One is the son of Elder Chiyo, and the other is the disciple of the Second Kazekage. Chira has long recognized the newbie who joined the religion, and who is the half-dead sand sculpture.

Qianluo was naturally very happy that his acquaintance could come to Shadow Island. Seeing his appearance now, and thinking of Yasuo's gift of holy water to Kakuzu, he couldn't help but beg.

"There are clear rewards and punishments in the Holy Cult. Mr. Winter Melon is given preferential treatment of drinking holy water because of his contribution to the organization. However, since you, Little Cucumber Fairy, have opened your mouth, I, the Immortal, will not help you."

Yasuo raised his head and said with a calm face: "It's getting late, this immortal is going back to the God Realm, and you guys, wait quietly, Happy's orange beast of dawn will be there in the rainy days. The earth appears and will then assist him until the second oracle.”

After the words fell, the light prevailed, and then the "god" disappeared on the spot.

At the same time, a ray of golden light fell on the sand sculpture, and the wounds on the latter's body healed visibly in an instant.

(Star Infusion, the skill of Soraka, the Son of Stars in League of Legends, consumes part of his health and chakra to heal the target for a certain amount of health.)

Not to mention Qianluo's gratitude, not to mention Sha Diao's dumbfounded expression, Kakuzu and Demon Zhan frowned in unison.

"Kaku-san, what did the great immortal say before he left?"

Oni Zhan said with a confused look on his face: "The second oracle? In other words, the sentence 'The orange beast of dawn that assists Happy' is the first oracle?"

Ghost Slayer nodded and said: "That's probably the case, but I don't know exactly what the 'Orange Beast of Dawn' is? I can only wait and see what happens and let nature take its course!"

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