Chapter 258 I Have Never Seen Such a Shameless Person

In ancient times, a man from Zhuge village played the harp on the city wall and staged an empty city plan.

Today, Danzo Shimura eats pig head meat in the wilderness to intimidate the three armies!

Danzo was munching on the pork head meat and pork knuckles while paying attention to the screen of his mobile phone, completely ignoring the Suna ninja army.

"Thank you to the biggest tycoon in our live broadcast room, my friend "My father is the village chief" for sending me 1,314 thousand copies. The boss is so generous!"

"Hey, a new tycoon has entered the live broadcast room. Thank you to my friend "Banzai Uchiha" for the 66 sets of shurikens. Wow, this little boss is even more impressive!"

"'My father is the village chief' friend gave me another 10 kunai. After all, this boss is awesome!"

"'Long Live Uchiha' my friend has opened a special jounin!"

"'My father is the village chief' friend has opened an elite jounin!"

"'Long Live Uchiha' my friend has activated Naruto!!!"

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While Danzo was eating delicious food, he watched the two tycoons starting to fight for wealth in the live broadcast room. He was smiling widely and couldn't close his mouth at all.

Sure enough, what the evil disciple Yasuo said is right. There are many rich people in Konoha, so we have to use our brains to find ways to use their money to protect Konoha!

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Looking at all of this in stunned silence, the Sand Ninjas were all dumbfounded for a moment. After a while, they all asked about the huge confusion in their hearts.

"What is going on? Who is this fat man and what is he doing?"

"Is that all meat? There is so much meat, this fat man looks so delicious!"

"Yes, I couldn't eat enough soldiers' food pills, but now I'm even hungrier. Who is this fat man? Is he sent by Konoha to disturb our military morale?"

"With such a body shape, I am afraid that he is not an ordinary ninja. Could this person be the legendary Konoha strongman who defeated the Third Raikage, Akimichi Kaifeng?"

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A villain with a height of eight feet and a waist of nine feet and sixty-three, sitting in the wilderness eating pig head meat with a golden sword. This image obviously greatly shocked the sand ninjas who had never seen much of the world.

This group of guys who huddled in the desert all day long, saving a little bit of supplies, had never seen such a tall and majestic man, nor had they seen such rich and delicious meat.

The sand ninjas swallowed their saliva and talked about it, guessing the identity of this person.

Fortunately, Suna Ninja is not Kumo Ninja. In the ninja world, at least in the original plot, Sunagakure Village is the ninja village that has the closest communication with Konoha. In addition, Danzo led troops to encircle and suppress the empty Sunagakure stronghold several times before. , someone soon stood up and pointed out his identity.

"It's not Akimichi Tofu, he is the Commander-in-Chief of Konoha's Western Front, Shimura Danzo, known as Konoha's Fierce Tiger!"

"What? It turns out to be him! The peerless fierce tiger who destroyed more than a hundred of our Sunagakure strongholds in a row!"

"Legend has it that he is as violent as a tiger, choosing people to eat. Could that be human flesh?"

"No, it's obviously a pig's head. No matter how powerful Danzo Shimura is, he's just one person. We have ten thousand people here, and if one of them soaks in urine...it seems like he can't drown. That guy looks at it It will float!"

"Then why are you still standing there? Let's go shoulder to shoulder and tie him up. Won't the war be won?"

"..."

While the ninjas under his command were talking about it, several senior advisors also gathered around Shamon.

A tall man said: "Master Kazekage, this person is indeed Shimura Danzo, and the coach is hanging out alone? What is going on? Do we want to take action?"

Before he finished speaking, another advisor shook his head and said: "No, Lord Kazekage, Danzo Shimura has always been full of tricks. If he dares to appear alone in front of our army, there must be something evil!"

"Yes, yes, there must be an ambush around. Let the reconnaissance team go investigate the surroundings!"

…

Listening to the suggestions and suggestions from his subordinates, the monk's bright forehead wrinkled completely.

"Is this an empty city plan?" Shaman raised his eyes and looked ahead, trying to see any clues on Danzo's face.

It's a pity that Samana can see through Danzo's acting skills.

Back when he played Heiji in "Infernal Affairs", Danzo had an exquisite scene of eating a box lunch. After many years, Danzo's acting skills are now even better, and he eats pork head meat even more deliciously.

"Gulu——"

Samana, who was watching Danzo closely, suddenly heard an embarrassing sound in his stomach.

The old man blushed, and the monk said to several advisers: "Don't be careless, and keep observing..."

Is this an empty city plan...

Samana scratched his bald spot with his hand, feeling a little unsure.

As a powerful figure in Konoha, Shimura Danzo must have many things to deal with every day, so has he ever watched "The Romance of the Five Kingdoms"?

If he has watched "The Romance of the Five Kingdoms", then he must have staged an empty city strategy?

It must be those guys like the Rain Ninja and Iwa Ninja. They said they didn't want it, but in action they took advantage of us by sending troops. Konoha didn't have enough troops, so they had to use the empty city strategy?

No, my unfilial apprentice sold a lot of information to Konoha before, including the exact color of my underwear. I think Konoha must know that I have read "The Romance of the Five Kingdoms".

So this is a trick within a plan, deliberately tricking me into falling for it?

…

As the battle between heaven and man occurred in Samana's mind, time passed by minute by second.

About an hour later, Danzo had eaten most of the food on the large round table.

"Master Kazekage, why don't we test it with long-range ninjutsu, shurikens, senbons, etc.? Even if we can't hurt him, at least we can't let the people of Konoha eat so arrogantly in front of us!" One The guard named Ma Jiba suddenly spoke.

Consultant A: "Yes!"

Consultant B: “That makes sense!”

Consultant C: “Why didn’t I think of that!”

Samana also fisted his fist and said: "You are trying to trick me with a smile! Send an order to the ninjutsu class and prepare to use powerful long-range ninjutsu!"

…

However, at this moment, Danzo suddenly put down the fifth set of pork knuckles in his hand, thrust out his belly suddenly, turned the table over, and then stood up using the elasticity of his buttocks.

The pig bones with shredded meat were all scattered on the ground, and the sand ninjas made a sound of pity.

Danzo stood up and took a step forward. His huge body immediately crushed the bones under his feet.

With his majestic body and the crackling sound of bones, Danzo was like a demon king coming from hell, giving people a great sense of oppression.

He looked around with disdain and shouted: "Fight and not fight, retreat and not retreat, but why!"

After three loud shouts, the Suna ninjas did not dare to take a step forward. Danzo smiled contemptuously and shouted sharply: "I have heard about the name of the Kazekage Samana for a long time. Can you come out and talk about it today?"

Seeing everyone looking at him from both sides, Samana nodded.

Although Samana knew that given his age and physical condition, he would definitely not be a match for the fierce Konoha tiger in a one-on-one fight, he did not want to weaken his momentum if it was just a conversation.

Samana jumped on a rock and said: "You are the fierce tiger of Konoha, Danzo Shimura, what do you want from me?"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Danzo suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, saying: "I thought that as the second generation Kazekage, the same generation as my mentor, you would have something to say when you came to the front of the battle and faced the soldiers of the two armies. I didn't expect that you would say such a thing. Vulgar language!”

Samana: "????"

"I haven't said anything yet..."

"shut up!!"

Danzo picked up a pig bone and threw it at Samana, interrupting him and saying, "Shameless old thief! Don't you know that everyone in the world is willing to eat your flesh alive! How dare you talk here!"

Samana: "????"

"I'm not gossiping..."

"Shut up again!"

Danzo threw the pig bones again.

"Second-generation Kazekage! You have wasted fifty-seven percent of your life. You have not made any achievements in your life, and you can only wag your lips and talk! A dog with a broken spine, how dare you bark in front of our army formation!"

"A brilliant man! A gray-bearded old thief! I have never seen such a shameless person!!!"

Samana: "..."

"I... I have a bald head. Why is there such a bright head... Where is the gray beard..."

"Wow" he spat out a mouthful of blood, and as the world spun around, the second-generation Kazekage, who was already ill and was about to die in the original time and space, fell upside down and fell onto the rock.

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