Chapter 531 Quite Embarrassing
It is not a special case that bugs appear in the games you play.
Every player has this problem. When playing games made by other players in "Nebula", various bugs appeared in their games.
When playing mecha games, some people discovered that the inside of a mecha was actually made of flesh and blood, and a good mecha fantasy turned into the arrival of the ancient gods.
Some people inexplicably start a relationship while playing the nursing home simulator. The shy appearance of an 80-year-old old man and old lady is really too much to bear.
A good farming game is full of mosaics. The protagonist has to mark every watermelon he eats. He looks no different from a perverted ogre.
For a time, the boss was brought to the forefront, and a large number of complaints flooded into the boss's mailbox, making him as confused as the players.
No, why are you attacking me?
Just because I'm easy to bully?
Looking at the emails sent by the players, the boss asked doubtfully: "Possessed by the God of Desolation, why do you think they all come to spray me?"
"If you don't blame me, who will you criticize!" The evil spirit possessor said disdainfully while anonymously sending a stern email to his boss.
"Go to Fangcheng Studio. Shouldn't they be the first person responsible for such an obvious bug?"
Shuishen Possessed read the email for a while, corrected a few typos, clicked send and said: "Fangcheng Studio's games have no bugs, only features."
"...Are you too blind? Excessive worship of a person is a precursor to destroying the other person."
"You can talk to others about philosophical issues later. I'm just going to analyze the players' psychology with you. First of all, let's make it clear that there are no bugs in Fangcheng Studio's games."
"You've said this once. Okay, you continue."
Withdrawing his murderous gaze, the Possessed God continued: "If there is a problem in the game that is unacceptable to everyone, then there must be someone who takes the blame. But knowing that the first point is true, then the problem cannot be brought to Fangcheng Studio. "Furthermore, Fangcheng Studio has been quiet for a year, and everyone is afraid that if they speak louder, what should they do if the other party disappears for another year?"
"Why do I feel that this is what players think? Are you a little too tolerant of your favorite game studios?"
"Shut up. Then someone must take the blame for this matter, and that person can only be you."
The boss thought for a while, then slapped the table and said, "That makes sense! So what do you think I should do now?"
The evil spirit possessed looked at the boss and felt that he had really chosen the wrong mentor.
At that time, why didn't you see that the other party was an idiot?
It's obvious that this guy is stupid.
He glanced at the other party with disgust, and said with the evil spirit possessed: "I have three strategies: upper, middle and lower. Which one do you want to listen to?"
"What's the best solution?"
"Find the root cause of the problem, and then solve it. If you handle it properly, you will gain supreme reputation, become the commander-in-chief this time and next time, and experiment with all kinds of weird economic systems you imagine."
The boss thought about it and felt that this was a good idea.
However, he also knows that this problem is quite difficult and requires a lot of time and manpower to complete. It is not very realistic to do it alone.
So, he asked: "So what is the middle strategy?"
"Contact Fangcheng Studio to see the other party's attitude and work with them to resolve the issue."
The boss glanced at Equation EX, who was still discussing with Zhi Yi Tianzun, and felt that the other party's attitude was quite obvious.
it does not matter.
The boss didn't know where Fang Cheng's indifferent thoughts came from. After all, if there was a problem with his project, he would be so anxious that he couldn't sleep and his hair would fall out in handfuls until the problem was solved.
But looking at Fang Cheng's current appearance, he has a feeling of "love to play and not go away", which makes the boss lament that genius is really willful, and this kind of thing doesn't matter.
Moreover, the other party is still a potential financial backer, so there is nothing we can do.
After all, it’s not easy to be an associate professor of economics nowadays.
Sighing, he said to Shuishen Possessed: "Then the next step is..."
"Kill yourself."
"Too extreme!"
After complaining, the boss realized that he actually had only one way to go.
Let's solve this problem.
Glancing at Fang Cheng, who was still discussing, he opened his address book and started shaking people, and then shook his deputy Black Technology over.
Although Black Technology belongs to Wu Wei, this great master has no interest in who will be the commander-in-chief. Having fun in the game is the first priority.
In the boss's view, Black Technology and Fang Cheng are the same type of people, the kind of people who can risk their lives for their own interests.
After being called to the office, Black Technology was not surprised at all. When he saw his boss, he said, "I guess you should have come to see me."
"that……"
"I made statistics on the situation in the forum and found that the bug outbreak is not an isolated case. Everyone has the same situation."
"Then we..."
"I asked some game producers, and they said that their games had absolutely no relevant settings, so they ruled out the possibility of easter eggs. And they asked Photon Man to check the situation of their games and found that there were no problems with the code and game configuration. ”
"Do you have……"
"We also tested in a closed environment and investigated breakpoint by breakpoint. We even checked the system log repeatedly, but the cause of the related problems was never found."
The boss stared at the black technology, and with a harmless smile, the other party was really a bit hateful.
The other party investigated the matter very thoroughly, and all his questions were perfectly investigated, making him appear particularly useless.
I am a graduate tutor!
Why can each of you make me look like an idiot?
Lowering his head feebly, the boss asked: "So, what do you think the situation is?"
"If I go by my thoughts, we should have been attacked."
This statement attracted the boss's interest, and Black Technology also took out the information he had prepared and said to the boss: "We have now left the periphery of the original place of enlightenment and entered a new area. I call this area for the shadow area.”
"Why the shadow area?" the boss asked curiously.
"Because this place was once the ruins of a large battlefield. A large number of civilizations once fought great battles here, and countless civilizations fell here. After the great battles, a large number of civilizations went into hiding. They hid here like snipers, attacking past civilizations. He fired without hesitation, so we should have been hit by this attack."
Putting away his thoughts, the boss started thinking.
He recognized the capabilities of black technology. If the other party guesses that this is due to an attack by an unknown civilization, then this possibility is actually quite high.
However, he still asked doubtfully: "Can any civilization really do such a thing?"
"The possibility is not low, and some civilizations may rely on this matter to restore their strength."
"Then I still have a question. If this is the case, why is our game under attack and we are fine?"
Black Technology was silent for a while, then shook his head and said: "I don't know, there should be what they need in the game. My suggestion is to ignore it for now, and then see how the situation goes, and then make next arrangements."
Black Technology's proposal was a conservative treatment, but the boss felt that there seemed to be no other way to think of.
In the next few days, the bug situation became more and more serious.
Before, it was just some misalignment of the game screen, or problems with the increase or decrease of numerical values, and some deviations in the voice.
But as time went by, the bug situation became more and more serious, and many different versions were summarized by players.
Black hole: After the game is loaded, the game does not appear as a normal screen, but a huge black hole appears. All entities in the game will be absorbed by this black hole, forming an eternal picture on the surface of the black hole, which looks real. Black holes are no different.
Dissolution: All animals and plants will suddenly dissolve into a pile of liquid at some point. Looking at a pile of viscous liquid and saying lines like "I love you", some people's sanity will be shattered.
Big Bang: All items, including air, turn into bombs in an instant, and the entire screen explodes for several hours.
Ghosts: All items become translucent, can pass through walls, are terrifying monsters that can instantly kill players, and are accompanied by exploding sound effects and terrifying images, making players hard to guard against.
Because of these weird bugs, the boss was ruined.
Numbly deleting these emails, the boss has completely messed up.
Not only that, he even felt a dark pleasure when looking at the endless bugs appearing in the game inn, and even hoped that more of these bugs would appear.
Come on, keep scolding.
No matter how hard you scold them, you still have to eat these bugs!
Looking at the boss who has gradually become abnormal, I feel a little bit unbearable.
At the beginning, when she told the three strategies, she actually hid a strategy.
Originally, she wanted to take revenge on her boss, but when she saw that her boss was so depressed and did not throw the blame away, she felt a little pity for him.
So, after a few days of hesitation, she finally plucked up the courage and said to her boss: "Boss, I just thought of a plan."
"What is it?" the boss asked with eyes as wide as dead fish.
"You proposed the game activity and accumulated a lot of merit. Then, you can burn the merit and ask a powerful person to help check it."
One sentence woke up the dreamer, and the boss immediately discovered the merits of the suggestion possessed by the god of decay, and couldn't help shouting: "Why didn't you say it earlier!"
"Didn't I just think of this?" Shen Shen possessed said with a guilty conscience.
"Well done! I'll invite you right away!"
The boss immediately spent a lot of merit and forcibly launched the trance.
He spent twice as much merit as usual, just to invite the most suitable power to deal with this problem.
And just when the boss was looking at the sky expectantly, from the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Zhiyi Tianzun beside him suddenly disappearing, and then appeared in front of him.
how to say……
It's quite embarrassing.