Chapter 527 Are You Kidding Me?
"boring……"
"Commander-in-Chief, please do something, otherwise it will be too boring."
"Or you can sell your lust and create some hook literature, so that we can have something to talk about in our free time."
"It's really only a little bit. After all, boss, you may only be able to sell a little bit of your hook."
On the battleship, the boss's blood pressure rose as he looked at the daily reports sent by other captains.
As a graduate tutor under the age of thirty (twenty-nine and nine months old), he has always been the pride of heaven and the dragon among men. Others have always treated him as their ancestor. When did he suffer this injustice?
"And what is a hook! Possessed by the God of Desolation, do you know what a hook means?"
The Possessed God was silent for a long time, and then said stiffly for a long time: "Maybe... it's a word that can't be said casually."
"Don't you know? If you know, tell me quickly!"
"Boss, you'd better search online. After all, knowing how to search literature is also a part of scientific research."
"Is it so difficult for you to speak directly? Will you be punished for answering a question?"
And when the boss knew that the hook actually represented the butt, he decided to postpone his graduation for a few years.
Although they have been teased by the players, the boss can understand how they feel now.
Because he also felt quite bored.
Under the influence of gravitational tides, they can move toward their destination faster than the speed of light, but it will take some time to reach their destination.
According to the analysis given by Gonggong, this process will take about a month, and it is still a realistic time.
What the hell kind of game would make players spend a month on a boring voyage!
And strictly speaking, it was actually more than a month. After all, the players' preliminary preparations only took a month.
If ordinary games do this, then players will teach game developers what player anger is. No matter who you are at that time, your mother will not recognize you if you insist on rushing.
But "Nebula" didn't seem to be affected at all. No one said anything except complaining about boredom. The atmosphere in the forum was also very harmonious. Everyone was counting the days on their fingers and looking forward to how to play the game after the nuclear bomb was free.
"Nebula", you can do it!
In fact, some people complained before, but after an analysis was posted, all complaints disappeared.
[Do you really think we have to sail for a month? Do you really think Fang Cheng made us so boring on purpose? 】
[If you think so, then congratulations, you don’t understand. 】
[In fact, the reason is very simple, that is, we are too advanced in playing, so advanced that the content of the game cannot keep up. 】
["Nebula" is a masterpiece that was polished by Fangcheng Studio for a year, but no matter how fun the game is, its content will not be able to keep up. There are so many gameplays in "Nebula" that it takes more time to prepare later content. 】
[This month seems to be for us to kill, but it is actually Fangcheng Studio’s intention to give itself more time to polish the game! 】
[Moreover, this is also their gentleness! 】
[Obviously they can sell a DLC for money, but now they put the updated content into the game for us to play for free, and give us a reason why it looks good. He really made me cry to death. 】
[Moreover, is it Fangcheng Studio’s fault that this happened? Why don't we reflect on the fact that our freedom has gone too far? There are obviously so many ways to play down there, why do we have to pursue nuclear bombs? Wouldn't it be nice to just play it normally and then travel across the world in one step after achieving great strength? 】
[So in the final analysis, it’s our players’ fault! I'm really sorry that I couldn't give you, Lord Fangcheng, enough time to play the game. 】
[So, stop complaining, take this time to hone our new commander-in-chief boss, and let him come up with better ideas to entertain us. 】
The content of this post won widespread recognition from players, and the analysis sounded quite reasonable, and it soon became widely recognized by everyone.
And some players even said that it is good to fly so slowly, so boss, when will you fully survive?
In response to this, the boss responded uniformly: [The whole shit. 】
I really don’t know what’s going on with these players. They are so crazy about playing “Nebula”.
He made up a theory about something without any evidence, and finally blamed himself for the mistake.
You guys...
Seeing the boss quickly replying all the petitions in the same way, Shuishen Possessed said cautiously: "Boss, you'd better live the whole life."
"Is this your attitude when talking to your instructor?" the boss said dissatisfied, "Why don't you go hang yourself and make everyone happy?"
"What's so fun about this?" The Shuishen Possessor said in surprise.
"I have lost one unsatisfactory student, and everyone has one more reason to laugh at you. Aren't you happy?"
The evil spirit possessor glared at the boss, and then vowed to kill this poisonous snake instructor sooner or later.
If it weren't for the fact that her destiny was in the hands of the other party, she would have decided to take action.
Just as Shen Shen was playing the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty over and over again in her mind, she heard her boss say: "I'm tired of it. It's a shame that Wu Wei can do such a boring job for so long. Shen Shen is possessed, come over and help me." Process it, and if it’s not necessary information, just refuse it.”
"Is this okay, boss?"
"It's not good, but I don't care. Anyway, they are all bored and want to find me to entertain themselves, or they want me to do some new activities, so just ignore them."
Looking at the boss who looked like a rogue, there was one more reason for the evil spirit to possess him and kill him.
But she had no choice but to take over the boss's authority, and then read them one by one.
In the space navigation stage, each battleship has a captain. The captain is responsible for the needs of the digital life players on the ship, summarizes these needs and then sends them to the boss.
But as the boss said, these demands are quite boring.
In fact, Photon Man treats players very well. It knows that players may be uncomfortable on the keyboard, so it has added a lot of games they like.
But the problem is that Photonic Man's gaming taste can only be described as tragic.
Their game technology tree seems to have never been lit up, and their understanding of the game only remains in a simple simulation of the real world.
Their favorite game is a game that simulates rock-paper-scissors. Such a simple game can make countless photon people enjoy it and play it every day.
Seeing each Photon person enthusiastically recommending this game, players can only say: Just be happy.
Because of this, bored players will eagerly hope that the boss will do something. After all, Wu Wei Fengshen left us in your hands!
Do something, foster father!
Looking at these applications, Shuishen Possessed naturally couldn't be as open-minded as his boss, and could only respond gently one by one.
However, when she saw a message, she paused, then turned around and asked, "Boss, do you want to read this?"
"I don't want to. I don't even want to read the letter from the sponsor, let alone the player's letter."
"But this seems to be the sponsor."
The boss who was stacking documents on the plane stopped and then threw the plane out with an expressionless face: "I still don't want to, unless it's my father, the big financier."
"It seems to be the sponsor's father, and his name seems to be Gao Tianyun."
The boss jumped up and stared at the letter for more than ten minutes, washing every word in his eyes before letting it go.
After reading it, he began to think carefully again, as if an adolescent boy was writing a letter to his goddess, and it took him a long time to send an enthusiastic but restrained reply:
[Boss Gao, I’m here. What are your instructions? 】
After he finished replying, he breathed a sigh of relief and turned around to find his student, who was possessed by the god of decline and was looking at him with squinted eyes.
"Look at what I'm doing. The research funding given is a bit too much. What's wrong with me being polite?"
"Isn't that a little bit." Shuishen Possession said speechlessly, "I know that funding is a mentor's confidence, but your confidence seems to be given by the other party."
"...I'll give you a little increase in your living expenses, so don't complain."
Gao Tianyun's reply arrived quickly, and the content was quite simple: [I have a friend who is very interested in what you are doing now. He will come to visit you later. Please help to receive him. 】
Although I don’t know why the other party contacted me through Gao Tianyun, my father’s friend is my father, so the boss immediately replied: [No problem, Boss Gao. Anytime is fine! 】
"Boss, you look like a dog." The Possessed God said coldly.
"...I'll give you a little more living expenses, so stop talking."
And the friend Gao Tianyun mentioned arrived soon.
The other party's profession should be that of a practitioner.
When the other party arrived here, it was obvious that the other party came in body, and the battleship's alarm did not respond, which showed that he was a very high-end game player.
After seeing the other party's ID, the boss was stunned for a moment and had a little doubt in his heart, but he didn't say it out loud.
Fang Cheng sat on the chair opposite the boss, nodded slightly and said, "Sorry to bother you."
"No, you must be Boss Gao's friend."
Fang Cheng thought about his relationship with Gao Tianyun for a moment, and felt that the cause and effect between them was deeply entangled, and their feelings were quite in place, so he nodded and said, "Yes, friend."
Looking at the ID of "Equation EX" above Fang Cheng's head, the boss had a 90% or even 80% chance of confirming that the other party was Fang Cheng.
Although I don’t know why this legendary game producer came here wearing a vest, but my father’s friend is my father, so there is no reason not to treat him well.
Moreover, one more father means one more path, and it is best to grasp this father.
Therefore, he personally gave Fang Cheng a cup of tea, and then asked with a smile: "Equation EX, what do you want?"
"A little bit indeed. I feel a little bored during this period. Do you have any interesting ideas?"
For Fang Cheng, "Nebula" is his ideal game that leaves the development direction of the game to the players.
Therefore, he designed a merit system that allows players to burn their own merits to learn various laws, and even adds opportunities to become gods.
Wu Wei was conferred the title of God before because, as the commander-in-chief, he was involved in too many causes and effects, and accumulated a lot of merit in the process, and finally created a new god.
This process made him quite interesting, but the subsequent interstellar travel felt very boring.
But he just said something casually, and then Xuan Jing heard it. After that, Xuan Jing went to find Gao Tianyun, and then he made such an arrangement.
After hearing Fang Cheng's question, the boss immediately nodded and said: "I also have this idea, so I am thinking about how to deal with this problem. Possessed by the God of Failure, please tell Mr. Fang what we discussed before."
"I?"
The evil spirit possessor stared at the boss with wide eyes, already thinking about whether to twist off the boss's head and use it as a ball.
However, a private message from the boss was also sent quickly: [You are always quick-witted, think of a way quickly, and I will increase your living expenses. 】
[In addition to raising living expenses, what else will you do? 】
[I will add a lot of living expenses, even to the extent that you have to go to work. 】
【...Done. 】
After ending the call, Shuishen's mind began to spin rapidly. The paper she had written before was also taken out of her mind, and at this time she blurted out: "We are going to have a game competition."
"Well, tell me in detail." Fang Cheng asked with interest.
"Look, everyone is bored now, but the Photonic People actually do a good job in virtual simulation, and basically have everything on the hard drive. It's just that they don't know how to make games, so they are quite boring."
"continue."
After receiving Fang Cheng's affirmation, Shuishen Possessed took a deep breath and straightened his waist a little: "So, these materials can't be wasted. Let's just hold a game competition here. Players can use the materials here to Make games and let Photon people judge them later. This way, players have something to do and then play the games that each other made.”
Fang Cheng thought for a while and felt that this idea was interesting.
However, he still asked: "Where do programmers come from?"
"Let the photon people come, I think they should be quite interested."
"What about art?"
"Also a photonic person."
"How to fix the bug?"
The Shen Shen Possessor was stunned for a moment, but the boss immediately picked up and said seriously: "We still have some nuclear bombs in stock. We will detonate one regularly every day and clear out the bugs."
Fang Cheng thought about the nature of the nuclear bomb for a moment, then nodded and said, "It's indeed possible, let's do it. I'm looking forward to it."
Seeing Fang Fang showing a satisfied smile, the boss also breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that he might be more confident in the future.
The Shuishen Possessor silently gave the boss a thumbs up.
If you can think of using nuclear bombs to eliminate bugs, you, boss, are not ordinary people.
Just like that, a game competition held in the game began.
After learning about the boss's arrangement, the other players basically had only one expression.
Are you kidding me?