Chapter 291 Returning to One Finger Mountain 【Subscription】
"Hey, this kind of light is what I want! I used to be illuminated by high beams all the time, but now I want to illuminate them one by one!" Liu Xiaozhou said proudly.
"It's easy to go wrong, what if it causes a car accident." The friend said.
"It was him who hit it, not me, who is to blame?" Liu Xiaozhou curled his lips and said disapprovingly.
The friend thought about it, but he still reminded: "If something goes wrong, hurry up, don't stop, don't watch the excitement."
Liu Xiaozhou laughed and said: "It must, don't worry!"
While talking, a Land Rover came oncoming, Liu Xiaozhou blew a whistle and said: "Hey, this buddy's lights are also very bright, who is afraid of anyone! The modified headlights teach you how to be a man!"
As a result, the lights were turned on, and a photo was taken!
"Fuck, what the hell!" Liu Xiaozhou only saw a black-haired monster sitting in the driver's cab of the other party, which seemed to be a black bear spirit! At that moment, the hairs on Liu Xiaozhou's whole body exploded in fright, goosebumps fell all over the ground, his whole body trembled, he stepped on his foot hard, and the accelerator pedal was slammed! I almost rear-ended the car in front of me, but turned sharply, the car rushed out uncontrollably, hit a wall with a bang, and hit a big hole in the top of the wall, stuck inside and couldn't get out.
Fortunately, Liu Xiaozhou and his friends were wearing seat belts, and all the airbags were deployed, which saved their lives...
Climbing out of the car, Liu Xiaozhou and his friend looked at each other, wanting to cry but not crying!
The friend said: "Can't you turn on the high beam?"
Liu Xiaozhou shook his head and said in a crying voice: "Damn, I'm going to remove the high beam in the future, it's a scam... Also, what the hell is sitting in that car? I'm going to buy a mask too!"
By the way, Zhou Wu was driving, but he saw a BMW crashing into the wall suddenly, and finally there was a smile on his extremely depressed face. Sure enough, he was happy to see others being unlucky!
However, Zhou Wu was not happy for a long time. After arriving at the hospital, he cried... After various tests in the hospital, the conclusion was yes.
"According to the results of the examination, there is nothing wrong with your face. As for why you grow hair and why you have moles, this...needs further observation." The doctor said very solemnly.
When Zhou Wu heard the words, he immediately understood that what he said sounded good, but in fact, he was told that he couldn't be cured! His eyes turned black, and he passed out directly.
Ge Yan and Zhou Wenwu hurried forward to support...
When Zhou Wu woke up, he stroked the black hair all over his face, it wasn't a dream! Suddenly want to cry without tears...
Ge Yan was holding a mobile phone in his hand, with an angry expression on his face. Zhou Wu's angle just happened to see what was on the screen, but when he saw it, his lungs were about to explode! It was Ge Yan's circle of friends, and there was a photo posted on it, it was a photo of him with black hair! He remembered, that was his filming!
Zhou Wu hurriedly looked for his mobile phone, but couldn't find it. Then he remembered that he was so scared that he threw the phone away. I couldn't help cursing in my heart: "Which bastard took my mobile phone and sent it to Moments indiscriminately, I hate you!"
At the same time, Zhou Wu felt that the eyes of the people in the hospital looked at him with a strange light, and they were all laughing at him! Faintly, Zhou Wu heard someone talking about the black hair and mole on his face. At that moment, Zhou Wu exploded. He rushed up, pointed at the patient in the next bed, and shouted angrily: "What the hell are you doing?" I shut up, what did J8 say?"
The patient was startled, looked at the pig's head in his lunch box and said, "I...I said I didn't clean the hair on this pig's head, what's wrong?"
Zhou Wu froze in place immediately, looking at the pig head meat in the patient's lunch box, there was indeed a pinch of hair...
"Hastily!" Zhou Wu cursed three times, turned around and ran out.
Seeing Zhou Wu running out, Ge Yan quickly grabbed Zhou Wu and said, "Old Zhou, what are you doing?"
Zhou Wu pointed to his face and said: "Why? What else can I do? With such a face, what else can I do in the future?" After speaking, Zhou Wu ran out, frightened Zhou Wenwu burst into tears , Ge Yan quickly picked up her son Zhou Wenwu and chased after him.
After getting into his own car and blocking the sight of outsiders, Zhou Wu calmed down a lot. He leaned on the back of the chair and said in a crying voice, "Wife, I... what can I do from now on..."
Ge Yan said: "Old Zhou, the person who needs to tie the bell to untie the bell, I think it has something to do with the monk of Yizhi Temple in all likelihood. Have you forgotten what he said? And your first black The mole started to grow from the first bamboo shoot you wasted after he left. Although I didn't see it later, I'm sure that if you waste a bamboo shoot, the mole will be bigger."
Zhou Wu really wanted to refute, but the matter has come to this point, he can only be a dead horse as a living horse doctor, and asked: "Then what should I do now?"
"Go back to Yizhi Mountain and have a good talk with that monk. Maybe, maybe there is still salvation..." Ge Yan said.
Zhou Wuyi gritted his teeth and said, "Go, go and see! If, if he did it, I...I..."
After thinking for a long time, Zhou Wu couldn't say a word of cruelty. Fangzheng could make him have moles on his face, and he could make him have moles all over his body. Facing such a strange person, he was really a little apprehensive.
Ge Yan said: "Old Zhou, I have been thinking about a question along the way. Was what we did before a little too domineering? This monk is not photographed by God to deal with us, right?"
Zhou Wu snorted twice and didn't say anything, but reflecting on his past actions, he was indeed a bit domineering. But...was he really wrong?
Along the way, the two hardly spoke, and drove all the way to the foot of Yizhi Mountain, and it was already early morning.
Looking at Yizhi Mountain, Zhou Wu sighed and said, "You wait for me at the foot of the mountain, I'll go up and have a look."
"No, I'll go with you." Ge Yan said.
Zhou Wu shook his head and hurried up the mountain.
Ge Yan thought for a while, but in the end she didn't follow, she knew Zhou Wu too well, she was a bastard who wanted to save face and suffer...
When Zhou Wu climbed to the top of the mountain, the sun had already risen from the horizon. Standing on the top of One Finger Mountain, looking at the white line at the end of the sky, he felt quite open-minded.
At this moment, with a creak, the door of One Finger Temple opened slowly, and then a monk in white appeared at the door.
Zhou Wu recognized Fangzheng at a glance, ran over immediately, and shouted: "Master Fangzheng, help me!"
Fangzheng just opened the gate of the temple and was about to try the magic of the Wuxiangmen when he heard a shout and turned his head to look: "Amitabha, what is it? Black bear spirit?"
Although Fangzheng obtained the black mole technique, and the black mole technique has a clear explanation: "When you think about a mole, you can freely set the behavior of the growth and fading of the black mole. What Fangzheng set is that as long as Zhou Wu wastes cold bamboo, it will immediately grow black." Mole. But he really doesn't know what it will look like, as long as he doesn't die, Fang Zheng won't bother to think about it."
"Master Fangzheng, I am Zhou Wu!" Zhou Wu ran to Fangzheng and said.