Chapter 304 Master-Student Friendship 【Subscription】

"Because he is a respectable person." Fang Zheng said.

"Cut, who else in the world can use it to pay respects?" Hong Haier said disapprovingly, and then asked, "Master, do you know where the hospital is?"

Fangzheng's eyes were blank, yes, where is the hospital? What a question!

"Master, it seems that we need to sit down and think about it slowly. I can smell the fragrance coming from a few shops, why don't we go and have a seat?" Hong Haier looked at the big sign hanging on the opposite street. , the iron pan was leaning on the big goose, and the saliva started to swirl immediately.

Fangzheng glanced at this worthless guy, shook his head, and walked out.

Fangzheng said: "It costs money to enter the shop. Your master and I are so poor that we don't even have a dime. What can I bring you to eat?" Fangzheng was telling the truth. Money can be seen but not spent, so it is still poor.

"Money... a gold bank?" Hong Haier asked immediately.

Fangzheng was taken aback: "Are you rich?"

Red Boy raised his little hand and said, "Look at the gold bracelet on my hand, it should be worth a lot of money, right?"

Fangzheng rolled his eyes, this bastard wanted to play tricks again. Is that a gold bracelet? That is the golden hoop curse, which is the same as the tight hoop curse on Sun Wukong's head. Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva has three sets of tight golden ban curses, which were given to Monkey King, Red Boy and Black Bear Spirit respectively. This is also the basis for Fangzheng to restrict Honghaier. If it is withdrawn, Honghaier's temperament will make the world a mess even if Fangzheng cannot be killed.

Fangzheng raised his hand with a thud, but with a bang, Honghaier was unscathed. Regarding this, Fangzheng was also a little helpless, his powerful vajra palm seemed a bit insufficient... But he still reprimanded: "You think the poor monk doesn't know what it is? Put away your little thoughts and follow me as a teacher to take a good look at it." Looking at this world, if you behave well, you will still be free in the future. If you are not good, hey...you can live here forever as a teacher."

"What? If I don't fully understand, I can't go back?" Hong Haier was anxious.

Fang Zheng glanced at Hong Boy and said, "Do you think you're the only one in a hurry? The poor monk still wants to return to vulgarity..."

"Uh...Master, are you kidding me? Do you still want to return to vulgarity? If you really want to return to vulgarity, do so now. After repayment, let's go out to occupy the top of the mountain together and become kings and tyrants. What kind of beautiful wife and beautiful woman are you? Get him a thousand and eight hundred, and you can eat whatever delicacies you want!" Hong Haier immediately regained his spirits.

In the end, Fangzheng gave him a big roll of his eyes and said: "If it was that simple, I would have returned to vulgarity. The poor monk would have already returned to the vulgar, and I still need you to teach him? The path of the poor monk is much more difficult than yours."

"How hard is it to go? I can't go back if I don't become a Buddha, what about you?" Hong Haier didn't think that Fang Zheng was worse than him.

As a result, Fangzheng looked up to the sky and sighed, "If I don't become a Buddha, I can't return to vulgarity." After he finished speaking, he almost burst into tears.

Hong Hai jumped up and patted Fangzheng on the shoulder, and said sympathetically, "Amitabha, I still have something to do, you may be hopeless in this life."

Fangzheng: "..."

"Master, you don't even want to become a Buddha yourself, so you still cross me? Have you succeeded?" Hong Boy asked.

Fangzheng said: "Cross you? Why does the poor monk want to cross you?"

Hong Haier was stunned: "Didn't you restrict me just to cross me?"

"I told you a long time ago that I am not interested in helping you become a Buddha as a teacher. Restricting you is just to make you less trouble. As for reasoning with you to see the world, I just let you see and listen for yourself, and finally realize what it is." , That's your own business. Everyone has their own soul and their own personality. If you are forced to escape, what is the difference from demons eating people? Of course, the poor monk doesn't know how others do it, anyway Well...you and I are both degenerates, and a poor monk will not force you to become an eminent monk." Fangzheng's words are from the heart, and the system has crossed him in the same way. Forcibly restricting him is only restricting some practical Behaviors that are too rubbish, such as swearing at people... Swearing at people, whether they are eminent monks or not, is put in any group, and they are all rejected in the garbage dump.

As the saying goes, don't do to others what you don't want to do to yourself, Fang Zheng doesn't like being controlled and changed too much, so he naturally won't use that kind of method on Hong Boy.

Hong Hai'er grinned and remained silent for a long time before saying, "Master, that... where are we going?"

Fangzheng said: "My master said that there is a mouth under the nose, and the road comes out of the mouth. If you can't find the place, just ask."

However, after walking for a long time, Fangzheng didn't speak, and Honghaier couldn't help asking: "Master, why doesn't your mouth under your nose ask for directions?"

Fangzheng looked at the people on both sides and blushed. It's not that he didn't want to ask, but he was too embarrassed to ask all those short skirts and long legs! After finally seeing a man, he also seemed to be in a hurry. He was thin-skinned and easy to say, but when he really wanted to ask for directions, he couldn’t open his mouth and kept saying the next thing to himself. , the result is now.

"Master, you're not embarrassed to speak up, are you?" Hong Haier looked like he was joking.

Being laughed at by apprentices? How can this work? So Fangzheng gritted his teeth and walked towards a woman standing outside the store, Fangzheng hadn't spoken yet.

The woman smiled first: "Master, do you want to wash your hair? We are a regular store. We provide first-class hair washing services to ensure your comfort..."

Fangzheng's face turned red, because the woman leaned over and bent slightly. At that moment, Fangzheng had only one thought in his mind - close the door, let the red boy go, and shoot this goblin to death!

Seeing Fangzheng's blushing, the woman was immediately delighted, it was the first time she saw such a shy man, even though he was a monk... the woman said: "Master, I almost forgot, you... seem to have no hair. "

Fangzheng knew that he was being molested, put his hands together, and proclaimed a Buddha's name: "Amitabha, benefactor, how can I get to the Provincial Central Hospital?"

"Oh, so you are asking for directions. Go straight along this road. After three forks, turn right and take a fork. It is on the left side of the road. Master, are you sure you don't want to come in and try a head massage or something? "After the woman finished speaking, she immediately began to tease Fangzheng. There was no other way. She was used to the old fritters in the city. When she suddenly saw Fangzheng as a small vegetable, it was like an uncle seeing a little loli. She couldn't help but want to tease her. one time.

Fangzheng smiled wryly, and said, "Amitabha, thank you for your kindness, the poor monk is in a hurry and left first."

After finishing speaking, Fangzheng hurriedly took the red boy who was researching what was in the store and left.

"Master, let's go now? I haven't seen enough. You said, it's just a hair wash, why do you still charge for it?" Red Boy asked curiously.

"It's a barber shop. It's professional, and the hair looks good."

"Then can you give me a better hairstyle?" Hong Haier asked.

"You? I'll get it for you later as a teacher."

"Are you a professional too?"

"very professional!"

"Then what hairstyle did you give me?"

"It's the same as being a teacher!"

Red Boy: "..."